Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 60, Number 38, Jasper, Dubois County, 31 May 1918 — Page 3
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"Yes, he says a penny slaved is a
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A barking dog might almost as well bite as to irritate scores of people's
nerves, night and day.
Their Medicine Chest For 20 Years
IT is characteristic of folks after they pass the allotted "three ecoro years and ten," to look hack over tho days that ore gone and thoughtfully live them over. I find myself, at seventy-ono, frequently drifting back a quarter of a century, when I see myself in tho little drug otoro 1 ownod at Bolivar, Mo., making and selling a vegetable compound to my friends and customers -what was then known only as Dr. Lewis' Medicine for Stomach, Liver and Bowel Complaints. For many years while I was perfecting my lonnula I studied and investigated tho laxatives and cathartics on the market and became convinced that their main fault was not that the; did not act on tho bowels, but that their action was too violent end drastic, and upset tho system of the user; which was duo to tho fact that they woro not thorough enough in their actioneomo simply acting on tho upper or omall intostinea, while others would act only on tho lower or largo intestines, end that they almost invariably produced a hafcifc requiring augmented doses. I believed that a preparation to produce the best effect must first tono tho liver, then net on the 3tomach and entiro alimentary system If this was accomplished, the medicine would produce a mild, but thorough elimination of tho waste without the usual sickening sensations, and m&ko the user feel better st once. After experimenting with hundreds of different compounds, I at last perfected the formula that is now known as Hatir&'a Rrandy, which I truly bcliovo goes further
and does more than any laxative on tho market today. Tho thousands of letter from users hava convinced me I was right, and that the user of Nature's RsoMiy as a family medicine, even though ho may have used it for twenty-fivo years, never has to increase the dose. My knowledge of medicine and the results of its use in my own family and among my friends, before I over offered it for sale, caused me to have great faith in Ha tan's Rosiedy from tho very first. And now as I find myself Hearing the age when I must bow to the inevitable and go to another life, my greatest pleasure is to Bit each day and read the letters that eaoh mail brings from people as old or older than I, who tell of having- used HatsnVs Ranwdy for ten, fifteen and twenty years, and how they and their children and grandchildren have been benefited by it. It is a consoling thought, my friends, for a man of my ago to feel that aside from his own success, one has dono something for hi3 follow man. My greatest satisfaction, my greatest happiness today, is tho knowledge- that tonight more than ono million people will tako a Hatos's asmtdy (NR Tablet) and will be better, healthier, happier peoplo for iL I hope you will bo ono of them.
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While She Deplored the Average Man's
Lack of Knowledge of Tools He Evidently Had Been Doing Some Thinking.
The woman put down the magazine
she had been reading and addressed
herself to the family in general.
"There," she cried, "it says exactly
what I have been thinking for ages
and ages and never had sufficient sense to write about." 4
"What is that?" inquired her hus
band sleepily.
"It says that boys should be pre
pared for matrimony exactly as girls
should," replied the woman. "It says that they should have a course of
training in putting up pictures, in doing simple repairs to the plumbing, in
taking care of the furnace, in hang
ing curtains, making shelves and do
ing other carpentering work, just as girls should be taught how to cook and keep house."
At this her husband looked self-con-
ecious and he resumed his reading with
an ostentatious air of absorption, so that his better half was fain to continue her remarks to the more receptive sister who sat by.
"Especially when one lives in the
country should a husband have had some manual training," she went on.
"For instance, last week we found it
Impossible to turn oft! one of the spig
ots that fills the bathtub. A full
stream of water ran from it all day.
I telephoned Walter of the tragedy,
and he replied that I was not to bother,
for he would fix it as soon as he came home.
"When he reached home that even
ing he found that he could not do any
more to check the water thaa I had done, and so he sent a plumber out
from town the next morning.
The plumber examined the leak, said
that the washer on the spigot had
worn out, and that if I would give hira
a washer he would repair it at once. But I had no washer what Is a
washer, anyway? And so he had to
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returned two hours later, put on the washer, stopped the leak srnd sent us
a bill for $7."
"But it was a peculiar sort of
washer," Interrupted her husband apologetically. "If it had been just a plain washer I could have done it."
His wife disregarded this explana
tion. "Then the laundry tubs became
stopped up," she went on, "and though I worked at them with a hatpin and the poker, I could not open them. The
plumber had to come out from town again. He brought with him a long
stick with a rubber cup on the end of
it, placed this cup over the vent in the
tub, pressed, and lo I all was well. The
bill for this piece of work was $3.50.
"l wanted a simple shelf put up in the bathroom and the carpenter who put it up charged $2.50 for that job. The door leading to our side porch had not been locked for a year because no one in this family can moVe a lock. Sometimes I wish that I had married a carpenter or a plumber. It must be lovely to have a man who can use tools constantly in the house." And as for the woman's husband, he put aside his book impatiently and arose. "Well, get me the nails and the boards and a hammer and I'll make that window box for you that you've been pining for," he said. "I'll show you that I am as good as a carpenter any day in the week." Providence Journal.
AS WELL AS EUHS Foots Ease to Be Added to Equipment of Hospital Corps at Fort Wayne. Under the above heading tho Detroit Fre6 Press, among other things says: The theory is that soldiers whose feet are in good condition can walk further and faster than soldiers -who have corns and bunions incased in rawhide." Tho Plattsbnrg Camp Manual advises men in training to shake FootEase in their shoe each morning. One war relief committee reports, of all the things senf-, out in their Comfort Bags or "Kits," Allen's Foot Ease received the most praise from the soldiers and men of the nsvy. It is used by American, French and British troops, because it takes the Friction from the Shoe and freshens the feet. There is no foot comforter equal to Allen's FootEase, the antiseptic, healing powder to be shaken into the shoes and sprinkled in the footbath, the standard remedy for over 25 years for hot, tired, aching, perspiring, smarting, swollen, tender feet, corns, bunions, blisters or callouses. "Why not order a dozen or more 25c. boxes to-day from your Druggist or Dep't. store to mail to your friends in training camps and in the army and navy.
Eloquence. "What is your idea of an orator?" "A real, natural-born orator," answerd Senator Sorghum, "is a man who can put up such a good monologue that you forget to notice whether his arguments are any good."
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$100 Reward, $100 Catarrh is a local disease greatly influenced by constitutional conditions. It therefore requires constitutional treatment. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE destroys the foundation of the disease, gives the patient strength by improving the general health and assists nature in doing Its work. $100.00 for any case of Catarrh that HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE fails to cure. Druggists 75c. Testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Sounds Menial. "Here is a nice assignment I have." "What is it?" 'Tin to cover the backyard garbage can."
that's what thousands of farmers
sav. who have cone from the U. S. to
settle on homesteads or buy land in Western
Canada. Canada's invitation to every industrious worker to settle m . . . f 1 A
Manitoba, Saskatchewan or Alberta is especially attractive, ane warns
farmers to make money and happy, prosperous nomes tor tnemseives by helping her raise immense wheat crops to feed the world.
You Gan Ge! a Homestead of 160 Acres Free or other lands at very low prices. Where you can buy good farm land at $15 to $30 per acre that will raise 20 to 45 bushels of $2 wheat to the acre it's easy to become prosperous. Canadian farmers also grow wonderful crops of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed Farming is fully as profitable an industry as grain raising. The excellent
grasses, full of nutrition, are tne omy ioou xequireu eiuici for beef or dairy purposes. Good schools and churches; markets convenient; climate excellent Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Supt. of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to J, M. MacLachlnn, 215 TractionTerminal B!dg., Indianapolis, 3nd Canadian Government Agent
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Why Not, Indeed! "Why not open-air schools for all children?" asked the bulletin of the Chicago Municipal Tuberculosis sanitarium. "Why the stupid policy of waiting 'till a child gets sick before giving him the fresh air he needs?"
Kill the Flies Now and Prevent disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER will do it. Kills thousands. Lasts all season. All dealers, or six by express, prepaid for $1. H. SOMERS, 150 De Kalb Ave., Brooklyn, N. Y. Adv.
Before Marriage and After. "What have you there?" "His early love letters." "And that other large collection?"
"Broken promises?" sighed his wife.
Greatnes
things them.-
is to take the common
of life and walk truly among Oliver Schreiner.
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On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cuticura Ointment. Wash off the Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water. For free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston." At druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50. Adv.
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Sailor Now German Prisoner. Men serving on the destroyer Jacob Jones of the American fleet in foreign
waters had a terrific fight with the sea after their ship had been sunk by a
German submarine. The attack came suddenly, late in the afternoon. Although every effort was made to return tho fight and save the ship, she finally settled and went down. Many of the men got into the boats and on the rafts and a great number were seen swimming in the sea. Two of these were picked up by the Germans. One of these men, John Francis Murphy, is now held as a prisoner by the Germans. After having gone through
the ordeal of being torpedoed Murphy made a heroic struggle to save members of the ship's ciew. No further news has been heard from him beyond the fact that he Is held prisoner in Germany. Murphy was a ship's cook, first class, on the Jones.
Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative, three for a cathartic. Ad.
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Wanted Reduction. "Now, here is a showcase," said the dealer, pointing to a peculiar-looking specimen of his wares, "that is bound to become popular. It magnifies everything put in it to double its natural size." "Can't use it in my business," replied the prospective customer. "What I want is a case that will seemingly reduce the actual size of its contents fully one-half." "What is your line?" asked the dealer. "My specialty is ladies' shoes."
Aildreaa on DoUl card will brintf you a trial box ire A-ith full direction for us by turn mu. U. LTiSwrV! ent.Umlc ILedy Company. South Wabash Avenue. Chkso. 111.
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Want Rabbits for Food. Shortage of meat has revived the popularity of the rabbit in Englandand the Guilford food control commit' tee has asked the town council t finance a scheme for starting a rabbit warren in order to increase the food supply. It is estimated that, beginning with 40 tame rabbits, there would be 4,000 at the end of the season, and as the initial cost would be only $300, the venture would prove very profitable.
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