Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 60, Number 34, Jasper, Dubois County, 3 May 1918 — Page 8
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DRINK A GLASS OF PEAL HOT WATER ! BEFORE BREAKFAST.
Says we win both look and feel clean, sweet and fresh and avoid Illness.
A STUDENT? JOKE.
rCsnspIracy of Silenc That Put th
Professor Inr Panic Professor Elias. Loomi'är for man
years occupied the chair of astrono '
my at Yale and was the author o. the well known series of mathemat ical text books. Professor Loomis repeated each year to the junior class a course of lectures on physics The lecture? "were illustrated experiments, and 4n one on compressed air he erpljiinod the principle of the well knowr? :ir gun. The tadents of nach succeeding class they ento'od the room for this . r- i ,i'.:r lecture found on the
side 'f :! room remote from the!
platiV. :; -mail target. After ex
plain: : ' i!o onemiion of the gun
Sanitary science has of late made
rapid strides with results that are of untold blessing to humanity. Tte latest application of its untiring research is the recommendation that it Is as necessary to attend to internal sanitation of the rainage system of the human body it is to the drains of tho house. Those of us who ar accustomed to feel dull and heavy when wo arise, splitting headache, stuffy from a cold, foul tongue, nasty breath, acid stomach, can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy by opening the sluices of the system each morning and flushing out the whole of the Internal poisonous stagnant matter. Everyone, whether ailing, sick or well, should, each morning before breakfast, drink a glass of real hot water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate in it to wash from the stomach-, liver and bowels the previous day's" indigestible waste, sour bile and
rSSYS ed the lohtest st-n of gratification
alimentary canal before putting moro ' or recognition of any kind. To him food into the stomach. The action of it was apparently only a scientific
not water ana limestone phosphate on , pTnHmon I. to hp. exnetlv demon-
iJrofe-v,r i.oomis wr.s in the habit
of lai.i 'v: three of its projectiles with ijt.it ..omatka! accuracy in the center of tLe bullseye. The pro .?or was always applauded for this feat, but his grim face, covered by a tightly drawn
skin of parchment hue, never show-
an empty stomach is wonderfully in
vlgorating. It cleans out all the sour fermentations, gases, waste and acidity and gives ono a splendid appetite for breakfast. While you aro enjoying your breakfast the phosphated hoti water is quietly extracting a large vol
ume of water from the blood and get
Btrated.
One class of junior however, who had learned of the immemorial incident from the then seniors, attempted a little experiment of
their own, the subject being ma the-
ting ready for a thorougii flushing of j matical and scientific human na-
all the inside organs.
Tho milUons of people who are bothered with constipation, bilious spell, Btomach trouble, rheumatic stifTnesB; others who have sallow skins, blood disorders and sickly complexions aro urged to get a quarter pound of limestone phosphate from the drug atore. This wlil coat very little, but la sufficient to make anyone a pronowiotd crank on the subject of intern sanitation.
LADIES!
hire. Three puffs from the air.gun, and, although the students saw that the bullseye was perforated as usual, there was not a so.md of applause. Professor T-oomis looked n moment at the cla? in a startled way, then at the target, and then, with a degree of emotion he had never before shown, exclaimed: "Didn't it hit? Didn't it hit? Didn't it hit?" A roar r.f laughter, followed b? even more than the usual applause, showed the professor that he had not lost hi. mathematical accurac. Causes of War. The horror? of the Indian muti-
will still be remembered, an.l
e cause which led to it is a mat
ter of history. Cartridges greased
Common rarden sage brewei Ifat ä i rifh nnw's fat wore served out to
heavy tea, with sulphur and alokol ' x i, 3. added, will turn gray, atreaktd ad, iepoys, who refused to uw faded hair beautifully dark aad lux- item on the ground thaj: the COW tiriant. Mixing: the Sago Ta mm Bul-i wrt cno-pil nnim-il Almost with phur recipe at home, thomfb, l3 waa a sac.cü anini.u. Almost wun troublesome. An easier way is f mt Out any warning the ternb'c massa the ready-to-use prepar&üon improved creg followed, wVrih were oni by the addition of other in gradients , . v a large bottle, at little cost, at druir avenged at an enormous expend etbres, known as "Wyeth's Sr amd ture of live and rnonev. foÜt1ofUmS!IiPOUnd,M thUS aVOldins The war which deluged Austri:, "While gray, faded hair is nt sinful, and Prussia with blond in 18m em we all deairo to retain our youthful anated in the former failim; -to an appearance and attractiveness. By 111 i( 1 M darkening your hair with Wyeth'a ßwer a question akrcl o" Uo in M e? Sag and Sulphur Compound, no one In the spring of that .vear U.O A up can tell, because it does It so natural-1 4 xff. ' . wMinn,r ly. ao evenly. Tou Just dampen a beim 10 1 l x 0fl: sponge or oft brush with it and draw: and DOwerl 'di v, and rii rr?i.-.- u
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SECRET TO
DARKEN GRAY HAIR
Bring Back its Color and Lmptxe with Grandma's Sage Tea Recipe,
to !;,iot t!:e reason
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give no ren'v.
mis xnrougn your nair, taKin n maT1fPfi
all gray hairs have disappeared. After, this tne
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anomer appncauon or two your nai Jtrussia, t : iv! It an
and luxuriant and you appear years riencli . fm a uyounger. Wyeth's Sage and Rulphur 1 brought abvit lio guryCUmpa: ii--
uompouna is a aeiigntrui tonet reqtu- TinTlfimi Tr
migitatlon or prevention of dtoeaae.
DRINK MORE WATER IF KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat tm meat and take Salts fox Backache or Bladder trouble- -Neutralizes acids.
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TJiiö neld in meat exciteg th kidney?,-' thoy become overworked; get sluggish, , ache, and feel like lumps of lead. Tha ; urine becomes cloudy; the bladder is irritated, and you may be obliged to seek relief two or three times during the niht, When the kidneys cog you must kelp : them flush off the body's urinous waste r you'll be a real sick person shortly. At iirtt you feel a dull misery in the kidney region, you suffer from backache, ! sick headache, dizziness, stomash gots sour, tongue coated and you feel rheu- ' matic twinges when tho weather is bad. 1 !Er.fc less meat, drink lots of water; tilso get from any pharmacist four ounces 01 Jad Salts; take a tablspoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days airl your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined "with lithia, and has been used for generations to clean clogged kidneys and stimulate üiem to normal activity, also to neutralize the acids in urine, s-Q it no longer is a source of irritation, .thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot injure; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which everyone should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean and active. Druggists her say they sell lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe in overcoming kidney $roublf kWhile it is only trouble. LEARN SHORTHAND kl It will pay you wen. It is an assured sieaf o good employment. It is more thau that. It Is in invaluable personal accomplishment a time and labor sayer thruout your life. , BENN PITMAN PHONOGRAPHY is taught Ca reliable schools everywher. Let of recommend one to you. Or wc will advise you nbouL elf-ir.3truclion or lessons by moll. Write U .The Phonographic Institute, $enn Pitmam, Founder.
1 tir.Cfrjjphe'f CrArnti An irji ores tin 'j; iearni of rapher's cn:nip t tjisii Vnain 1,' tors are rn' iilv aiw:r. .cuinbliiu block. Ti'c mos? iivqueut nre C and Y tl.. V-ie code signal. used for t iitern. When e sender boin- to r.e couscious" about so eom'.iPii n loiter as C his ease soon le nctoj itopeles?. Anoth 2r form of cr:i!iH rttlacks the receiver of tin i!.e.ca re. It takes the form .of mit! iht v to write fast enough tr tnk d.wn a message quickly tra; itit lot! This is easiij understood . ' n a 1- remembered th&l a receiver -.f rrn has to write continuous)1' t c'ic lictation, so to speak, for hnnr' 4il a time. The strain invo! d $ erformous and .pfn'is fairl' .mi.mnly to what ip -rai'ticallv fori nervous break .yn. D ir.deo Au-.ei '.ncr
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Children Cry for Fletcher's
VCKIES fn the American navy are classed as the best fed body of men in the world. In the ship's" galleys every elTort is made to eliminate waste. In the upper photo one of the cooks on tha North Dakota is operating n meat sheer that cuts bacon with the lenst possible wastage.
Fa 1 ij lue! for fighters. Bacon is badly needed in the allied armies and navies. The allied needs in pork products are IHO.OOO.OOO pounds monthly, th n.o times as much as before the war. Anothorwasteeliminator on the North lakota is the potato peeler, shown in the lower photo. Nothing is lost' except ihaactuai potato skin.
There is a s'lflicient quantity of po-1 less wiieat
tatoes in America for greater use In every home and for all needs of army and navy. Eat more potatoes, eat
Itlfl a zmst of bread
The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over over 30 years, has borne the signature of
and has been made under his ter-
you
Ail Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good " are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. : What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Props and Soothing Syrups, It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morpkine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. For more than thirty years it has teen in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep, The Children's PanaceaThe Mother's Friend, GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
'Bears the Signature of
l. n Use For Over 30 Years
j The Kind You Have Always Bought
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ORATORS FROM EVERY RANK TO SPREAD LIBERTY LOAN DOCTRINE IN UNITED STATES.
ALLIED ARMIES ALSO HELP
Former President Taft, Governors of Many States and Soldiers From the Front Will Be Among the Lists.
! You May Find
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i Cincinnati authority says your troublesome corns just f 1 loosen and fall off ? i Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns or corns between the toes just loosen in their sockets and fall off the next day if you will apply directly upon the corn a few drops of a drug "called freezone, Bays a Cincinnati authority. You merely put a drop or two of this freezone on the tender, touchy corn today and instantly the corn stops hurting, then tomorrow sometime you may find the old torturous pest somewhere in your stocking, having fallen off entirely without a particle of soreness, pain or irritation. The skin surrounding and beneath the former corn will bo as healthy, pink and smooth as the palm et your hand. A quarter ounce of freezone is sufficient to rid one's feet of every corn and c&llus, and &ny druggist will charge but V few cents for it. . It is compound ud from ther.
The speaking campaign in connection with tbe Third Liberty Loan will be one of the largest and most comprehensive ever undertaken in the history of the nation. Virtually the entire country has been organized along district lines. Beginning with the National Federal Speakers' Bureau :n the Treasury Department, the work is in charge of organizations controlling units from federal reserve districts down to villages. In some cases the organization extends into rural communities. The total number of speakers who will participate in the campaign wll run into thousands. Between 400 and 5U ot them will receive personal direction from the National Speakers' Bureau an-d about 3,000 will work under the direction of various other bu rP8us All of the speakers are being supplied with fresh information in re lation to the loan as it develops.
The personnel of the speakers' ILu embraces men in almost every waJk of life, including a former President of the United States, members of tfi cabinet, state governors, federal -ri-cials and actors and actresses, both oi the silent and speaking stages. Some of the persons who have agreed to make addresses are: Former Pnii den. William Howard Taft, Secretary McAdoo, Secretary Lane, Secretary Daniels, John Burke, Treasurer of the United States; Maj. Gen. E. E. Swuton, Assistant Secretary of the BritiaL War Cabinet; Gov. Bamberger of Utah; Gov. Brough of Arkansas; William J. JBryjin, lozmer Secretary
State; Martin E. Glynn, former Governor of New York; Carl Vrooman, Assistant - Secretary of Agriculture; Clarence Darrow, Charlie Chaplin, Douglas Fairbanks, Marguerite Clark: Mary Pickford, Lillian Russell, Marie Dressier, Harry Lauder, Alice Nielsun and Katherme, Ridgoway. Many theatrical stars who will be unable to leave their regular work will give Liberty Loan talks in lieu of encores. Many soldiers from the allied armies have accepted invitations to talk. Scores of them from Australia, England, Scotland and Canada will speak in various parts cf the United States as the campaign gets under way. Most of them are injured men. The preliminary Liberty Loan speaking work also is being accomplished on a larger scale than ever before. By the opening date of the loan more than 500 Liberty Loan meetings will have been held in various cities. Patriotic meetings have been in progress m different parts of the country ever since March 11.
BOY SCOUT WINS HONOR
C. D. Wailes, 17, of Memphis, Sold More Bonds Than Any Other Scout in Town.
Boy Scouts did valiant service in selling Liberty Bonds of the first and second issues. Plans have been launched for the Scouts to sell many thousands more of bonds in the third issue. Out of the army of Scouts in America, C. D. Whiles, Jr., IT years old, of Memphis, Tenn., has the (lisinction of having sold the largest
number of bonds of the second issue. Young Wailes has just received a gold medal given by tho president of the National Boy Scouts' Council in New York to the Scout who sold the most bonds. The Memphis youth, who is employed in a bank, sold 1,390 bonds, valued at $445,000. Troop 22, Boy 'Scouts, of which Wailes is a member, won the state flag given by President Wilson for selling the-largest amount of bonds. The troop sold 665,000 in bonds.
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