Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 59, Number 47, Jasper, Dubois County, 27 July 1917 — Page 4

PER COURIER

lASLMRt, OÜU.lliJ COUNTY, INDIANA

Entered t& sccond-tflase mutter at tho postomre a.t Jasper, Ind., under the act rf Mnrr- 3. IS7Ü.

Nnh'noti n HUM) Per Year. This papei i m-jiled regularly to it isti c.ir:m cat.il a Jefinite order to diec tHne Is reoe.'eri and all arrears paid in fall : nnlees in tue discretion oi the publisher .1 different cGarae should be ee icm advisable.

FRIDAY, JULY 27, 1917.

Mr Taxpayer are you ssatisfied to have another man tell you what your propert is worth? Why not abolish all assessors offices and make every man his 011 assessor? Can you give a good reason for not doing so? A. taxpayer from Columbia tp. was in Jaspe trie other day looking at the Co irk House Museum, and when he learned that the case cost $290 00; the price of a small farm; he came near having a case of hydrophobia, and it took half a pint of "Baldy's Bug Juice" to enable him to catch the 4:30 train north. He if now willing to be drafted. Chautauqua 1313. The Commercial Club has ordered another c.hautauqua for 1918, with a rese re claim permitting them to cancel contract before Jan. 1st. hi Cross Report. The total subscriptions in Du bois County to the Red Cross

War Fund as reported to Hugo CRothert, Co Chairman amounts to $7,849.91. The amount subscribed in each of the different towns, as reported, is as follows: Huntingburg 3592 05 Jasper 2302 16 Birdseye . 242 80 Holland 141 50 Ferdinand 135 40 Other towns (reported by Jasper) 536 00 Total in coüp $7849 91 Changed Their MiiT A Funny thing Saturday night one of the woist afflicted men with strabismus in the county, and who had been drawn in one of the e arly numbers, was bemoaning his fate with a flat-

looted yokel who had ateo ben drawn A furnrjre worker lis tened to their cx .?ses for a minute and then he said: "Oh, go to hell, you cross-eyed, flat-foored sof b's, the government wouldn't have either of you." And then they both wanted to 'fight!" at once, J Game Warden Haul. On Manday E'bridcre Britfcain, of Madison tn. was found with an unlawful fih net in his possession and was arrested and taken before J ud.ee F. L. Betz. Guilty Fine and costs $17.50 The same wardens found Gilbert Armstrong hunting without a license, on appearing before Betz he was also assessed $17.50. Justice business picking up. i t - m Tf!3 Freckled Fanatic. While the landlady was arranging the teacups she noticed the smiling face of the demure litt'c lady who was taking drawing and painting lessons. 'vVhythe pleased expression, Miss Deering?" she inquired. "She has probably been listening to the cheering words ot Mr. Keevers," chimed in the Freckled banatic. "Me has been reminding her that all great painters half starved while they were struggling for fame. And by the time the landlady

had grasped the meaning of the

On The List. The following 126 names of Dubois County people, who regt stered were drawn Friday in the order here published. They will be the first to appear before the Examing board. All the names of those registered were drawn and will be called to the colors in the order drawn' 1542 Amos Martins the last man on the "Dubois list was 1041 in the draw, and stands little chance of being asked, as Dubois county's quota is supposed to be 126. Out of the following list there will be some exemptions, and we will publish the next 126 next week 258 Otto Walter Brown, Boone tp

458 Frank Schuetter, Bainbridge

1436 Simon Demuth Ferdinand tp 854 James C. Kellams, Jefferson 1455 Martin Wher, Cass tp 783 Frank Gunselman, Jefferson 11 17 rank H. Biace, Patoka tp. 837 Noble Leonard, Jefferson tp 337 Robert R Small, Madison to 679 John Brosmer, Marion tp. 275 Harvey T, Eck, Boone tp 509 Jacoo Gramelspacher Bainbr. 1185 Harvey K, Stork Patoka tp. 564 Frank Marks, Bainbridge tp 945 L io Kunkel, Jackson tp. 596 Urban J. Garner, Bainbridge 536 Oct mar bprauer, Bainbridge 548 Thadeus T Taber Bainbridge 126 Edward Eppel, Harbison tp. 1237 August Bartaii, Patoka tp. 874 Ruben Betz, Jefferson tp. 755 Adam Huber, Hall tp, 107 Anthony Dekemper Harbison 616 John T. Worch, Bainbridge 373 Edwin Eckstein, Bainbridge 1266 Harvey Jones, Patoka tp. 775 Wm. G. Hasener, Hall tp. 692 John B. Vonderheide Marion fiOn "Ron Hrm-f Rninhrirlo-P tn .

810 T.pn h Woin .Te.ffprson tn. I ove to meet the Wise. Wise man

A Snndpvman HWdinar.d tn Th man who knows it all,

507 Walter Herman, Bainbridge And hear him call my likings

620 Albert Buehler, Bainbridg 1334 John Hanebutt, Cass tp 550 Frank Fromme, Bainbridge 574 Frank Keifer, Bainbridge tp 3 Chris. Hägen, Columbia tp1432 Joe Hollinden, Ferdinand tp 981 James O Hart, Patoka tp Walt Masdi),Tie Poet Philosopher Since I'm too fat to do much harm with sword or gun or sabre msthinks I'll go back to the farm and do some useful labor. In carnage? I would like :o slosh, but as I've too much tallow, I'll raise f.hp. irge and shapely squash, the at ti-choke and mallow. Then may be, when the war is done, and Kaiser Bill's a goner, with him who plied the deadly gun trey'U let me share the honor, When I'm declared too fat to fight, I do not sulk or grumble; I say, "What ever is right! I'll choose a task more humbly. There surely is some useful sphere in which a portly duffer may do as much as tho, with spear, he made a Prus sian suffer So I shall hum some martial chants while spading, raking, hoing; Til cultivate my nutmed plants, and keep ray string beans growing." Most men are glad to bear the flag to any warstruck region, if they can ride

on prancing nag, and boss a fight

ing legion. We connot all wear

sfripes of gold - and train with i 1 1 n f

captains couruy, ior some or us

have grown too old, and others

are too portly. But there are

t f n t t

piaces ior us au. wnate er our age or station, to hang a banner

on the wall and do things for the

Nation,

You Bet 1 Oo.

Application for Renewal of Inquor Iii cense. To Ihe citizens of the city vi Ja.-por-Notice is hereby given that the urn! signpd, a male citizen, twen-y-on i old, of good moral characctn, and -vl h&h been a continuona resident of th city of Jasper for a period of six month before tbe publicaiiou of this notice will apply to the Board of Commissioners of .Dubois county, Indiana, at their; next repnhjr Aujr. Term 1017, for' )vr to sell in his own name, spiritous, v H'uip and malt liquors, in ls ouanti-j utb tls in a quirt at a time, with the;

privilege of allowing the same to be drank until April 2, 191S, upon the following described p emises, to-wit: Tne exact desc iption of whero said liquor is to t e noid is in a front room on the ground floroiaone story frame building, 1Sx36 locate J on the South half of lot No. 163 in the town of Jasper. Said location fronts n Main Street. Said applicant will at the sane time and place apply for leave toconduct in the same room, in connection with said saloon, a lunch counter, consisting of ch efce, sausage, crackers, Ke. CHARLES FLICK July (3, 1917. 3 wk.

400 Typewriters! All kinds and allergies. RKMIXG TONS $15 ni

lnstrncuon rruu etch machine. EmpiieType Foundnes, Manufacture

Type and Prnters Supply Buffalo, N. Y

Bosh,

And my opinions ' 'Gall.' 7

309 Wm, R. Miller, Madison tp

437 James Goodman, Bainbridge 1324 Martin L. Manorel. Cass to.

604 Geo L. Krodel, Bainbridge I love to hear the Wise Man sneer

43 Edward Bauer, Columbia tp. . na nrc nis cnin at me

1264 Harry Sunderman, Patoka w nen i suggest mat caamine ink

1066 Martin A. Rickhardt, xatoka 924 Henry Bromm, Jackson tp

420 Theodore Dudine, Bainbridge

1014 Walter H. Geis, Patoka tp. 1178 E. Reidelsberger Patoka tp,

514 Wm. J, Reis, Bainbridge tp.

433 Chas Wilfce, Bainbridge tp. 1329 Frank E. Benner, Cass tp. 10 Andrew Drabling, Columbia 1045 Paul G. Koch, Patoka tp. 1031 Ralph F. Rickhardt Patoka 1075 Leonard Ross, Patoka tp. 1331 Edwin J. Rebber, Cass tp 487 Albert T. Reis, Bainbridge 12S2 Geo. W. Beebe, Patoka tp, 1323 Enoch H. Rothert, Cass tp. 797 Jos. Schuch, Jefferson tp. 140 Henry A Bauer, Harbisoa tp 1536 Mathias Kunk'er, Ferdinand 1236 Chris,. Winkenhafer, Patoka 432 Sylvester Berger, Bainbridge 18 Harvey Pendley, Columbia tn.

65'2 Frederich L. Segers, Marion I

927 Frank Pendley, Culumbia tp. 1484 Rudolph Shilling, Ferdinand 739 John L Piper, Hall tp. 601 Albere N. Hal'er, Bainbridge 1322 Herbert Hemmer, Cass tp1146 Roma Cox, Patoka tp. 1103 J. T. Brunser, Patoka tp. 139o iick H. Bueltel, Cass tp.

606 Tooert Myers, Bainbridge tp;

Looks kind of red to see.

I glory in his lofty scorn When he looks down to say

Ihat crimson cloaks and meadows

green Should both be painted gray. When I admire a painting new, Without Time's stain or fleck, How siveet to feel him with both feet Jump on my groveling neck! I praise a picture signed by plain Unhyphenated Jones; His steel-blue blade the Wise Man draws To flesh it in my bones. I fain would worship some rapt saint Angelichosts adore, But that I fear the Wise Wise Man Who knows it all and more.

None To Spare.

A Kegro I encountered down in Alabama last winter, writes Mr. John Keadricb?Bangs in "From Pillar to

L2 Geo Freyberger, Harbison tp 'Poet," stands conapicius in my

513 Theo. Lampert, Bainbridge memory foi both his conscious wit 46 Geo. Luchauer, Columbia tpJaud his unconscious humor, II 1020 Elmer Poetker, Patoka tp plied me with questions a3 we stood 1099 Ike Gernhart, Patoka tp ,o 2 a railway platform waiting for my 228 Arlow Briedenbaugh, Boone tain, and neaaly drove me to despair 1441 Robert Altmeyer, Ferdinand! Part of the illuminating exchange of 117 Conrad Thimling, Harbison .idis ran in this wise;

(302 Otto Blessinger, Bainbridge) "Wharyo cotne from?"

390 Cyril E. Bohnert, Biinöridge 75 Edward Stevens, Columbia tp 772 Frank Campbell, Hall tp 1456 Wm- Hackman, Ferdinand

721 Herman Piper, Hall tp.

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cxoIjyi-'LR'jy A SCENE METRO'S PATRIOTIC PRODUCTION DELUDE "THE SLACKER STARRING EMILY.STEYENS.. THE SLACKER FINALLY REALIZES HIS DUTY TOFLAGi . ÄThc Slacker' written and directed ny ITIIliam Christy Cabnnnc, IS a patrioüc story that offers Emily Slovens, Hie star, the opportimltj to thrill the spine of the nation by emotional acting A society man marries to avoid proinj? to war only to be awakened to his duty y Jus viie. How she brings about his airakeninjr is jiowerfully nd lorclbly told by Miss Steens and her superb supporting company.

SOUTHERN RY. TIME TABLE

ONE WEEK!

' Corrected to Jan-. 2 1917. The Fol

lowing is Or Information Only and k sol

Guaranteed. J5ASTBOUND No. 5 DAILY 9:24 A. M. NO. 13 " 4:34 P . NO. 11 " 8:30 P. M WESTBOUND No. 12 DAILY , '1 :57 A . W No. H " 11.54 A. 5i 7:40 V M Time shown at Huntingburg. IIASTBOUND. N- 1. DA1LX. ÖA k NO. 9, 40 NO. 23 4 20 ' M WESTBOUND" XO. 2, DAILY. 12:37 A. M UO. 10 7:55 P. M. No. 24 " 12:08 P.M. V E Cliycocno.AKetit

Jul j 8 to

Aus. 4th!

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The Home Telephone Oo has the largest übt of subscribers and will give you the best ser vice

You can talk to your

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$5 "Values for $3.50 3.50 " " 2.50 3.00 " " 2.00 2.50 " " 175 2.00 " " 1.5o loo " " .75c

N. MELCHIOR & Son Public Square, Jasper, Ind.

Mime," saia i.

4Got any childen?,, he queried.

"lei," said I, "I've crot two

soos in Detroit, and "

lOee-trOit. eh?n hö infprriinforl

1419 Hugo Drach, Ferdinand tp. j "Yaas, euh, Ah've heerd of Dne-

46 Clem Eckstein, Bainbridge tp

1476 Robert Lang, Ferdinand tp. 280 Earnest Trayior, loone tp. 129 Jesse Robinson, Ca s tp 972 Roy E. Ducan, Jackson tp 983 Frank Newman, Patoka tp 187 Frank Teder, Hall tp. 966 Hilbert Partenheimer Patoka 868 Chas Waddel, Jefferson tp. 332 Osear Frick, Madison tp 379 Robert Lampert, ainbridge 542 Leo Seuf ert Bainbridge tp. H)4 Edward Himsel, Harbison tp 874 Ruben Betz, Jefferson tp. 552 John Hohler, Cambridge tp. 298 Theo. Merkur, Madison tp. 675 Joseph Leisner, Marion tü. 1294 Emory Kemper, Cass tp. H4S Nich McNetis, Patoka tp 1354 Chas Wellemeyer, Cass tp 343 Alvin Barret, Madison tp

i 982 Samuel Partenheimer Patoka

726 Clarence Goodman, Hall tp 15 John C Hemmerlein, Col- tp

9-5 Leo Shafer, Jackson tp.

troit. Dee-troit'e a nice state to have

two son at, Ah reckon. So yo' was born in Dee-troit, was yuh?" S UN," I replied, (,I wapn'tborn atüetroit; I was bom at Yonkers-" "O-o-oh! So yo' was born at Yon kers, wasyuh? Yaas, suh Yonkers! A.h don't know much erbout Yon-

f rs: but Ah guesi Yonkers is a

FOR SALE. One vacant lot on Clay S'ree

between 2nd and 3d, pt. lot 18 50

xlOO. Also 3 room house and lot

50 x 120 on 4th street. Either or both will be sold cheap. Inquire at this office. Every up-to-date Dubois county farmer should have his own printed letter heads and envelopes with the name of his farm home printed thereon, especially the envelopes with the return address. We can print you 100 of each for $1.50 on 'good material. Give us your order.

HUGHES' CHILL TONIC Palatable Better than Colomel and Quinine. Contains no Arsenic. The 91d Reliable Excellent General Tonic As well aa a Remedy for Chills nnd Fevers, Malaria Fevers, Swamp Fevers and Billioue Fevers, Jus4 what you m.-ed at this season. Mild Laxative, Nervous Sedative, Splendid Tonic

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LOUISVILLE

WE1IAM

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General Insurance and Eeal Estate

Special rates on Farm Loans and Lkuaivice for 1) Tnois Pike and adjoiainc countiep. Fire, Tornado Hail, Jiif, Accident 'Plate Gl es, Autr.mobüe, Bnrgarly Rrjd Liability Insurance. Bondtn Co. rpaentL PhoullH2

H. Schmutzier

&Y .Tr r? . VAxuarA Rrnmm. Jackson to

remarK tne Doruers naa lorutLeu . rr rViiL j ft andrefiued to ta'k wlran she! 1531 Harry Gehlhausen, Ferd tp.

tried to bring it up again. W S

ii " v ft f i ftA T vi 1 4 I I I I I II t r

niop state,too, ain't it?" Well vq.," I said Yonkers is a

might call aemato8,8tate; buti" iMbM UMMMMI

452 Basil Kunkel, Bainbridge tp

m, , , t r. c. ! 355 Henry Taylor, Madison tp.

i ne locai ea A'". 1 430 Ed ward Kümmert Bainbridge held a meeting at the JCourt g au Jefferson House Monday night and made ,uRub y öheiton, Patoka tp. ?;fp.?:Ä Äely int ,645 Louis Müler, Bainbridge tp

the various lines of work.

218 Orville Schnarr, Boone tp

liYaas, sub;Ab5ve hpern tell dat

Vonkers was one of dem eumLnyto stat s, and Ah yunss dat's a pretty 2nod kind it a stato to be bom in". Waat yo' slim'?' This with a hasty giaa-H a my suit case. "Ritiihr,'' -id I "Laws- me! Seliin' brains, eh?" said he. "Waal, sub, Ah'ra .-orry. YoMook ro kud ofst p. Ah tbougbt yo' was n-sellin' seegyar. N'aju cull A KM krtoil iia! .n, )

ing rails. uUem seegyar drumcaahsi

fs mighty free wid deir samples, j , sub," he ontinued, uand Ah been j

a-hopin yo'd be able to spar me a h.m'ful like the res' ob 'eoi does. But if yo're dealin' in brains, hit

ain't likely yo' got onough to gib

any away

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