Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 58, Number 23, Jasper, Dubois County, 25 February 1916 — Page 8

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OLD-TIME COLD CURE

DRINK HOT TEA! I Gci a small package of Hamburg Breast CTca, or as the German folia cull it, "Hamburger Brust Thee," at any pharmacy. Take a tablespoon fill of the --tea, put a cup of boiling -water upon it, pour through a 'sieve and drink a teacup full at any' time during the day or before retiring.' It ia the most effective Avay to break 'a cold and cure grip, as it opens tho pores of the skin, relieving congestion.' Also loosens the bowels, thus breaking up a cold.f Try it the next time you suffer from a cold or the grip. It is inexpensive and entirely vegetable, therefore gafq and harmless. RUB RHEUMATISIV! FROM STIFF. ACHING JOINTS Rub SorenBs from joints and mrcles with a small trial "bottle of oldest Jacobs Oil 'Stop "dosing" Rheumatism. It's pain only; not one case in fifty requires internal treatment. Rub soothing, penetrating "St. Jacobs Oil" right on "trader spot," and by the time you say Jack Robinson out comes the rheumatic' pain.' "St. Jacob's Oil" i3 a harmless rheumatism cure which, never disappoints and doesn't burn tho skin. It takes pain soreness and stiffness from aching joints, muscles and bones; stops Eciatica, lumbago, backache, neuralgia. Limber up! Get a 25 cent bottle of old-time, honest fSt. Jacoba Oil" from any drug store, and in a moment you'll be free from pains, aches and stiffness. Don't suffer I Rub rheumatism, away, HI TO ANY SHADE Don'f itay gray! Here's a simple recipe that anybody can apply with a hair brush. The usö of Sage and Sulphur for restoring faded, gray hair to its natural color dates back to grandmother's time. She used it to keep her hair beautifully dark, glossy and abundant. Wherjerver her hair fell out or took on that dull, faded or streaked appearance, this simple mixture .was applied with vponderful effect. But brewing at home is musey and out-of-date. Nowadays, by asking ort; any drug store for a 50 cent bottle oJ "Wyetk's Sage and Sulphur Compound," you will get this famous old recipe which fum be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the ham and is splendid for dandruff, dry, feverish, itchy scalp and falling hair. A well-known downtown druggist says it darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell it has been applied. You simply dampen a epongo or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one strand at a time.' By morning the gray hair disappears, and after another application or two, it becomes beautifully dark, glossy, soft and abundant. Eat less meat if you feel Backache or have "bladder trouble Take glass of Salts. No man or woman who eats meii retflarly can vvkc a mistake by flushing tha kidneys occ ionally, say 3 a veil-known authority. .Meat forms nric acid which -excites tne kidneys, they beeomo enrer"vvorked from the strain, get sluggish and fail to filter the waste and poisons from the blood, then -we get sick. Nearly all rheumatic :n, headaches, liver trouble, nervousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and urinary disorders come from sluggish kidneys. The moment you feel a dull ache in thd kidneys or your back hurts or if thq urine 33 cloudy, offensive, full of sediment, irregular of passage or attended by a sensation of scalding, stop eating meat and get about four ounces of Jad alts frcm any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in a glass of "water before breakfast and in a few days your kidneys will act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with litlüa, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate the kidneys, also to neutralize the acida in urine so it no longer causes irritation, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot injure; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which everyone should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean and active and the blood pure, thereby; avoiding serious kidney complications,' 'STOP CATARRH! OPEN j NOSTRILS AND HEAD, i Says Cream Applied in Nostril ? Relieves Head-Colds at önce. I If your nostrils aro clogged amllyour hand is stutTcd and you can't breathe !froely becauso of a cold or catarrh, just get a small bottlo ox Ely's Cream Bakn' at any drug store. Apply a littlo ot this fragrant, untiijcptio cream into your nostrils 'and let it penetrate through every air passage of your head, soothing and "healing tho intlamed, swpllsu mucous membrauo and you get intaut relief. Ahlv how good it feels. Your nostrils arc open, your head is clear, no mo hawking, 8iuifiling, blowing; no moro hoaduchu, dryness or struggling for breath. Eh" Cream Halm I just "whutstHuKterorji from head eoldü and caforrhfoocd.r K'jh a dulight.

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ITS PRIVATE Arizona Newspaper Reports Latest Results of "Prohibition Home-made liquors of the iost deadly type are the latest reports from "dry" (?) Arizona, as reported by the Bisbee (Arizona) Review. This newspaper states that along with prohibition is coming in many places an increase in the manufacture of homemade liquors,, whose deadly efficiency is said to be greater than any commercial brand of fire-water. Some enterprisng chemists are advertising extracts of intoxicating drinks sold in powdered form, which, when treated with water, effervesce into various kinds of liquors. SMUGGLED WHISKY BENEATH HER SKIRTS A special dispatch to the Cincinnati Enquirer from Huntington, West Virginia, tells the following story of subterfuge in dry(?) territory: Clink, clink! "What was that, Bill?" asked Prohibition Officer Jones of one of his aids after the two policemen had arrested a man and woman at a local depot, charged with violating the Yost prohibition law. Don't know, but it sounded like two bottles," was the answer. "Are you sure you got all that whisky off the man?" inquired Officer Jones. After receiving an affirmative answer, he said: "Then search that woman." It was not necessary. She gave up on the spot rather than have the two policemen search her. "Aw, say, -take me to cover first and I'll show you some whisky," she declared. A patrol carried the couple to headquarters, where it was found the woman was a walking saloon. Ten pints of whisky were found suspended by strings under her skirts, the officers say, besides, where pads are usually foimd, whisky filled bottles were located. The two gave their names as Mr. and Mrs. Sam Badger, of Charleston, W. Va. They admitted that the whisky was for sale. Both were held for trial. Local prohibition detectives say the women are the ones violating the law since the recent railroad Injunction went into effect. WITHOUT MERCY OR PITY. "The professional reformer," said Brand Whitlock, "is not only without humor, without pity, without mercy, but ho la gcnorftlly without knowledge of lifo or of human nature, and without any sort of sweetness and light. The more moral he is, tho harder ho is and tho mbro amazingly ready with cruol judgments. Ho seldom smiles except with tho unction that comes with tho thought of his own moral superiority. " Thro aro a lot of men in Seattle just at piYHnt who aro willing to subscrlbo to thU s out lino nt.

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"I Have Always Drank a Moderate Quantity of Whiskey," Says He, Explaining His Longevity "No One Can Deny That It Is Healthful."

Readers" of the Cincinnati Enquirer turned from the war news and other absorbing topics of the day, on Sunday to read the simple yet marvelous lifehistory of "Uncle Bob" Bates., of near Whitesburg, Ky., who again became a father at the age of 96. Theodore Roosevelt, it is said, stopped writing ai? speech on military preparedness to send "Uncle Bob" a telegram of congratulation. Mr. Bates has 24 children, ranging from a few weeks old to the grandparent age. He will probably name ttie youngest Woodrow Wilson Bates, for "Uncle Bob" also is a great believer in preparedness. His Tilpst daughters, Minerva and Mildred Cleopatra respectively, are 4 and 2 years old. SALARIES CUT AS SALOONS City Officials Feel the Result! of Prohibition Measure Pay Reduced 1 ;Minn.J Under an East Grand Forks (M date line, the Bemidjii (Minn.) Pio neer prints the following story: As a result of East Grand Forks being "dry" under the county option law, local revenue is materially cut and the city council has made a corresponding cut in all wages of city employes. The chief of poHce, who formerly drew $125, will hereafter get only 90; assistant chief, formerly $85, now ?S0; patrolman, reduced from $80 to $70; fire chief, reduced from $S5 to $75; streat commissioner reduced from $S5 to $75; city attorney, reduced from $60 to $35; city physician, reduced from $50 to $30, and city janitor, reduced from $G5 to $50. DRINKS IN TREES IN THIS DRY TOWN Select Your Stump and Get Your Fa vorltc Drink Terms Cash. Tho following dispatch from Wheel lug, v. Va., was printed in tho San Francisco Call: Old fields containing worthless rotting atumps havo been suddenly enhanced In value In Wetzol county, They are bringing from 50 cents to $1 each. Those who purchaso $1 stumpi find a quart bottlo of whisky -underneath and those who buy half dollar stumps find a pint bottle beneath. Those engaged In tho tratilc say they are not soiling liquor, merely tin stumps. At any rate, thoro has not boon a single nrrcnt. ,

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FATHE Recently, "Uncle Bob" rode horseback from his home to Mt. Sterling, Ky., and back, over 200 miles. He has been a member of the Kentucky Legislature and Sheriff of Letcher county. Besides lie fought in the Civil War for four years as a Colonel in the Confederate army. 1 The Enquirer correspondent at I Whitesburg, Ky., asked him the rea-j sons for his longevity. He replied that . he had taken life easy and had never j worried in the least, which accounted ' for his apparent discovery of the Foun tain of Youth. He added: "I have always drank a moderate quantity of whisky, unadulterated, if I can get it. No one can deny that it is healthful." Omaha Paper Says Prohibition Fails to Lessen Liquor Consumption The Protector, a newspaper published at Omaha, in Nebraska, William Jennings Bryan's state, seriously disagrees with the gentleman who made grape juice famous, on the prohibition question. The Protector speaks: "The prohibition theory is that laws forbidding the manufacture and sale of liquors prevent their use. But all experience under prohibitory laws show that the consumption of liquor remains about the same, the only difference being that alcoholic beverages are shipped into tho dry territory from wet states or else the demand is met by the Illicit mamffacture and sale of liquors." Fully ninety per cent of our people have purchased and used intoxicants. They have created the demand, which is the sole reason for the existence of the supply. If selling is immoral, the buying constitutes complicity, and if we who vote on the question of prohibftiou are wholly moral, we should at least protect the property rights wnlch our consumption et intoxicants helped create. Prohibition speakers glide over tho question of revenue. It won't come out of their pocket, ao you can guesü where it will come from. Of tho taxes levied on liquors $220,200,000 were received from internal revenue Q914), and $19,200,000 from customs; total, $245.100,000. Rovonuö derived by the states from liconsos amounted to 521, 000,000, from counties $6,600,000 and from incorporated placo having a population of 2,500 and over $52,000,000, or a total that the state, derived from liquor liconsos of $79,000,000 In 1913 Tbl makes tho total in tho "United States from all source $32i,000,000.

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We are better equipped than ever tfi hanäle wheat. We offer you fair weighte äftd grales, less unloading and courteous treatment. Come and see us. We always pay Highest market ßrict,

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Stop-overs allowed at all points. Three special LoSate Excursions will be run during the summer. Ask for dSails. For full information see Ticket Agent, Southern Railway, or w5& B. H. Todd, District Passenger Agent, Louisville, KentufcCy.

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