Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 58, Number 10, Jasper, Dubois County, 26 November 1915 — Page 3

Outclassed. "WerQ you much impressed by the aajestic roar of Niagara?" "I was at jQr.st, but later on, when my husband put up a roar about our hotel bill, Niagara sounded like a rippling brook."

As the Twig Is Bent. Hills What line does your son take to? Mills Contracting. Debts. For dad to pay! Judge. For genuine comfort and lasting pleasure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day. All good grocers. Adv. Death is assured, otherwise men would not require life insurance. When all others fall to please Try Denison't Coffee. The tall man is occasionally short on intellect.

Out of Sorts THAT IS, something is wrong with baby, but we can't tell just what it is. All mothers recognize the term by the lassitude, weakness, loss of appetite, inclination to sleep, heavy breathing, and lack of interest shown by baby. These are the symptoms of sickness. It may be fever, congestion, worms, croup, diphtheria, or scarlatina. Do not lose a minute. Give the child Castoria. . It will start the digestive organs into operation, open the pores of the skin, carry off the foetid matter, and drive away the threatened sickness.

Gciutne Castoria always bears the signature of

Long Known. "Fallier," said tho minister's son, "my teacher says that 'collect and 'congregate' mv.au the same thing. Do they?" 'Perhaps they do, my son," said tho vonerablo clergyman; "but ?ou may toll your teacher that there- is a vast difference between a congregation and a collection." Christian Register. To Drive Out Malaria And Build Up The System Take the Old Standard GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are talcing, as the formula is printed on every label, showing it is Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The Quinine drwes out malaria, the Iron builds up the system. 50 cents. Adv Money Saved. 'Ever make any money in the stock market?" "No, but I've saved a lot by not playing it." When all others fail to pleaso Try Denlaon's Coffee. The more a man is envied tho less real happiness ho has.

Most Eminent Medical Authorities Endorse It A New Remedy for Kidney, Bladder and all UriC Add Troubles

Dr. Eberle and Dr. Braithwaite as veil as Dr. Simon all distinguished Authors agree that whatever may be the disease, Uio urino seldom fails in furnishing us with a clue to the principles upon which it is to 1)0 treated, and accurate knowledge concerning the nature of disease can thus he obtained. If backacho, scalding urine or frequent urination bother or distress you, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheumatism, gout or sciatica or you suspect kidney or bladder troublo just write Dr. Pierce at the Surgical Institut, Buffalo, N. Y.; send a samplo of urine and describo symptoms. You will receive free medical advice after Dr. Pierce's chemist has examined the urine this will bo care fully done without charge, and you will be under no obligation. Dr. Pierce AW URS We pay highest net cash prices Itnn wlvit tVif nncelist nromises. f4 Mi but the money you actually set tha t make your profit. We nave built up a large list of shippers through treating them fairly. We are unuiuallv liberal in the srading Wc We nav I all express charges Write for our pneel ut and special ctlcr. Ginseng and We are the IqfGolden Seal 55!1 ouyr",u u Gtnscntrinlhe Up'ted States and car therefore pay highest prices. Write for price list. DAVID BLUSTEIN & BRO. u$Ut Or u .'air Fur Uou 1 Sttv York 180 W. 27th St., New York, N. Y. '25 AS PATENTS YVa t k o a E. Col em n n , WashIncton. Ü.C n.K)ks f rt-tf. Highest references. .Bent results. W. N. U., Indianapolis, No. 46-1915. One Lamp Lights the Room When it's the Thp whole room In bright an. I .-utvrful

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& KAiO lamp on the ceuter :.ilU-. IMeutof light to read satiate on tht piano while vou hit and read-p!fOt7 for the children to tuIy bj. Winter evening ttro pleasant and proütabis when you light "ur hmnt with tht KAYO. KAYO LAMPS are sold everywhere Jnsi ask your dealer. Unetl and enjoyed in over S.üüi'.oüü prosperous midd.-vreteru hörne. (ivO) STANDARD OIL COMPANY (I.Jim.), Chic.go. U.S.A.

Corroborated. "Tell me noo, Jamie, what was the most wonderful thing you saw at sea?" ' "I think the strangest thing I ever saw was the flying fish." "Noo, laddie, dinna mak' a fule o' yer mither. Wha ever heard o' a fish fieein?" "Another strange thing I saw when crossing the Red sea. We dropped anchor, and when we raised it again there was one of the wheels of Pharaoh's chariot entangled on it." "Aye, laddie, I believe that. We've Scripture for that." London Tit-Bits.

The difference between ignorance and innocence in a woman is that one or the other is genuine. Write ITIurlne Eye Remedy Co., Chicago for illustrated Book of the Eye Free. A woman's greatest need in life is love. Ancients Used Gas Warfare, The earliest use of deleterious gases in siege warfaro is recorded in the history of tho Peloponnesian wars from 431 to 404 B. C. During this struggle between the Athenians and Spartans and their respective allies the cities of Platea and Delium were besieged. Wood saturated with pitch and sulphur -was set on flro and burned under the walls of theso cities in order to generate choking and poisonous fumes which would stupefy the defenders and render the task of tho attacking forces loss difllcult. One Year More. "My, but Percy has grown to bo a big boy. How tall are you, Percy?" "Just an inch short of being ablo to wear father's tennis trousers, but they'll bo all right next summer." New York World. Just It. "I see by the papers old Tompkins has failed for half a million." "Why, I had no idea ho had half so much." "He didn't." during many years of experimentation has discovered a new remedy which is thirty-seven times more powerful than lithia in removing uric acid from the system. If you are suffering from backacho or tho pains of rheumatism, go to your best druggist and ask for a 50 cent box of "Amiric" put up by Doctor Pierce, or send 10c for a large trial pek'g. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription for weak women and Dr. Pierco's Golden Medical Discovery for the blood have been favorably known for the past forty years and more. They are standard remedies to-day as well as Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets for the liver and bowels. You caD have a sample of any one of these remedies by writing Dr. Pierce, and sending 10c for trial package. Nothing Doing. "Can I sell you a copy of the latest odition of the unabridged dictionary? It is a work that should be in every home." "Does it contain any words that are not in the older editions?" Thousands of them." "Then I don't want it in my home. My wife has quite enough words at her command as it is." In the Swim. "Your daughter is studying art, I hear. Is she making any progress?" "Oh, yes. She has been invited to the annual frolic of the illustrators and has a bid to the Art Students' league costume party." Its Sort. "Military courtship must be trying.' "Naturally. It is a sort of courtmartial." with For Bett Rttult Umm Perfection Oil

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Meter Tells Exactly How Long One Has Talked. Sweet Conversation of Lovers, and Neighborhood Gossip, Alike Will Be Measured by Contrivance Claimed to Be Perfected. Hereafter you will have no show with the telephone operator when disputing as to whether you talked over your allotted time, and must pay extra, for they have geared a meter to the 'phone so that the time is clearly indicated. The costly whimsicalities of the taxicab meter at once come to mind, suggesting that a new sore trial is to be added to the 'operation of the telephone. All service in this time of efficiency and exactitude tends to be metered. The gas and electric meters we know; the water meter some oppose frantically, but vainly; the meter in the 'taxicab drives us mad as it ticks off the miles, and now we are even to talk by meter! Increased efficiency has come to be pretty much the secret of increased subscribers' lists, increased revenue and increased cordiality in the business of telephony generally Nowhere along the line, however, has the cordiality been more often or more sorely strained than through inefficient, inadequate or carnless timing of toll calls. Particularly is this true, decla'res Telephony, in smaller offices, where the elaborate and necessarily expensive apparatus for timing calls has been too costly for installation, and dependence has been placed upon ordinary clocks, which are, of course, as unsatisfactory to the company itself as to the telephone-toll user. The 'phone-meter, it is claimed, has completely solved this small officetiming problem, and in larger officer it is already proving of great value in timing the handling of calls on tho observation desks. As shown in the accompanying illustration, the phone-meter registers up to six minutes in one revolution ol the dial, and it continues until stopped. When a connection is made the operator starts the meter to record by moving to tho right tho lever at the top. Moving it in the reverse direction stops tho indicator instantly, showing the exact time which has elapsed in minutes and seconds. The dial is graduated to seconds, and tho device, it is said, is marvelously accurate. The 'phone-meter is placed upon tho keyboard within convenient reach of the operator. If while the conversation is in progress an interruption occurs the meter may be stopped and then started again when service is resumed. The operator is thus not obliged to make any calculations as to the time consumed. The 'phonemeter may also be used by subscribers to check the time of toll calls. This is all very well for the powerful corporation anxious to prevent the slightest loss of earning, but it is said that sentiment is not even remotely considered, says one sweet young thing who has phonomania. "Imagine." she suggests with sorrow and contempt, "hitching a stupclock to a real sweet-and-tender love conversation! Why, they are simply clocking the whole of romance out of the world! This measure by clocks and Here Is the Hello Cupid's Tab Keeper, Which Cannot Be Hoodwinked. meters will simply reduce the human race to unimaginative cogs in a big machine a perfect mechanism, I will admit, but still a machine." Opposes Western Costume. Dr. Baron K. Takagi, surgeon of the Japanese navy and member of the house of peers, does not agree with Mrs. Akiko Yobano, the noted writer, that the women of Japan should adopt the foreign style of dress in order that the race may become stronger both physically and intellectually. He advises the women to stay in their kimono, believing it more healthful and incidentally more beautiful. He is distinctly the enemy of the presentday craze in Japan to take over the manners and customs of the West. Trade Statistics. An export total of approximately $75.000,000 is the indicated record of American manufacturers of cotton goods in the fiscal year 1915, while imports of cotton manufacturers will probably fall below $50.000,000, making the balance of trade on the export side about $25.000,000, as against an import balance in every earlier year in the- country's history, save 1905. when the oxcess of exports in this group was about $1,000,000. Largest Direct-Current Dynamos. The largest two direct-current dynamos ever built have been completed in Germany, each with a capacity of p. bout fifty thousand IG-candle power !3mps.

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And Landlord's Way. John Barrymore, the actor, was talking about Germany's submarine policy in New York. "When Germany told us we Americans might cross the seas in safety provided we used such ships as she offered, I nearly died laughing," he said. "I was irresistibly reminded of the poet who complained to his landlord: " 'Landlord, I really must insist on your repairing my doors and windows. They close so badly that it in terrupts my work. It blows my hair j all about my face.' " 'Humph,' said the landlord. 'The : easiest way out of that difficulty is for you to get your hair cut off.' " New York Times. BABY LOVES HIS BATH With Cuticura Soap Because So Soothing When His Skin Is Hot. These fragrant supercreamy emollients are a comfort to children. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal rashes, itchings, chafings, etc. Nothing more effective. May be used from the hour of birth, with absolute confidence. Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Zero. "We don't hear much about Doctor Cook since the time he claimed to hav discovered the North pole." "No; 1 daresay he never fully recovered from the terrible frost he encountered." Not Gray Ilair but Tired Eyes make us look older than we are. Keep vour Eyes young- and you will look young. After the Movies always Murine Your Eyes Don't tell your ae. The Case. "Matrimony seemed largely incidental to Henry YIII's career." T should call it more axe-idental." Happy 13 the homo where Red Cross Ball Blue is used. Sure to please. All grocers. Adv. A term in office will in most cases kill the reform bug in a man.

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Millions of acres of fertile Texas land along Rock Island Lines available for settlement to actual farmers. One wheat crop in a good year often pays for the whole farm.

J. C. Eshle of Groom, Texas, had 600 acres in wheat this season averaging 25 bushels per acre. A total of 15,000 Dushels which sold at about $1.00 per bushel.

Stock raising and dairying pay a good profit every year. Ten dollar land produces the feed for fattening beef or pork. Rock Island Lines have no lands for sale, but we have issued reliable, up-to-date information relative to farming opportunities in territorwe serve and can give prospective settlers impartial.

trusEwonny aata as to agricultural possibilities in Rock Island States Southwest. Homeseekers' tickets on sale first and third Tuesdays of each month.

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