Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 57, Number 42, Jasper, Dubois County, 23 July 1915 — Page 7

Every Good Farmer Should Take an Educational Trip to Southeast Missouri

Jfssj in fall bloom. Cornell , oaf magnilireiit wheat ThmtagH wmyUj. . M , lover ami timothy ! ever saw. Alfulfa ti.ti ears yu nnot b01 in lilmoiB or Iowa. See then il now. 50.(K)0 mm ,f good, ruh, alluvial cut,,,r bottom la'l. both , incd and undraim-d, level M (he 1 1 1 inois prairie, rich , , Valley of the Nile; no r I Ulli or jrambo. bat Bellow pandy loam soil Iv. - work- well, short tmld inten, leaf pamiag sealant, abundant yields of all staple croe. Tun rrojm a , , f of of Ae MOM ImA ,1 OWBed by Himrneli r-Harrison L u m bf r Compeay, Uifsst bwdwood ufacturers in Missouri. a t land owners in South Himroelberger-Harrison Land Selling; WAITED L0NGFÖR PROBATE I Atc Twenty years Son Produce Fat.(r, Will Testator's Instructions Had Been Obeyed. rjsjteeevevei for nesrly twenty Ttars after his death, the will of Jo bar.i. M ' heel Muller has been offered for probata at Baltimore by bts son, : 0 Muller. The testator died vr. having made his will t,L May 31, ISN The pape., yellow and musty with p left all Mr. Müller s property to l sifs Flizabeth Harbara Muller. Sbe died Apri' 30. 191a. and ber son ai ai pointed administrator of her sststl He had known of the exist : . of the will for several months rriOf to his mother's death, but since . troperty had been enjoyed by Mtk Muller as her husband had de area U was not thcught necessary to probate the will at that time. 7: . i r, f-av h the property w il! now tie divided between bis two brothers arc" hinifelf, since his mother died intestate The exact value of the estate ha not been determined, but It is ttiCe up almost entirely of parcels of real estate. '.FORMATION EASY TO GIVE Daocy Happily in Poasession of Sncwrieoge as to Where One Vacuum Was Located. The pood man had Just been Informed by the only person who could possibly possess the information tbat he hadn't an ounce of sense, that he had never had an ounce of sense, and that ther was not the remotest chance that he ever would have an i unc e; sense. Having been assured on these T r.ts the good man turned to his J-Jr. enly to be Interrupted by hia :oung son and heir: Father,'' said the hoy. "what is a vacuum and where can I find one?" J hoy, replied the good man. "if e are to assume that your mother is fied to speak on the subject. I Bf. the only real vacuum in the iie.ghborhood. and. for your further InI re atlon. It la situated Just between oilar and the glossy open apace bere i used to grow hair." feg mean your dome?" "Te, my son. that is the family vacLam. insects and Cropa. has long been a belief of the Peeks Indians that the appearance "Tts in early spring indicates a fOfd crop. n a woman plays up to a man w.tb success, the man pays up withaü a murmur.

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east Missouri. Men who have in the last II yi.i" sold user 100.000 ac res of tliis same kind of land to out 1,000 different MM all of whom have made good. They hair rtrifr fortCltMtd on a imn littscr or tnktrt vmlc tin tit rr of the yrojurty. Siihs during May. ,Lf4l iom to 8 different people. Sah.s froiv h'thrttary f.rst to July first. 9t45t ecru to 84 different peeefa Can vou beat it? In tracts of 40 ac res up, 10 ejMBi 10 anDUaJ installments with '

interest, becked by asset it on only 10 eciual it? Warrants deed ovi r $1,000,000 the pawnent of cash. Can you Write for full information ml free map. Addreai Dept. A. Company, Cape Girardeau, Missouri LOVE OF ART NOT REQUIRED Man's Insensibility to the Beautiful Understood When He Revealed His Life's Occupation. As they passed the soldiers' monument in the public square of a small town, he turned to his right band companion and said: "Pretty bad, eh''" "What's pretty bad?" "Why, this monument. Awful. iFn't It, to put those things up all over this fair land? No art in em." "I rather like 'em." "Rather like 'em, eh? I suppose you think that pile of chimneys over there Is pleasing to the eye?" ' Not bad." "What do you think of those frightful advertising chromos on the landacape?" Pretty good." "You'd like the Interior of a New York theater 1 believe." "Splendid." Kver hear of art?" "Never." "Do you mean to say, sir. that some of the subllmest notes of the human heart meet no response in your bosom? Have you no laste, no Judgment, no sense of anything harmonious? Are you lost to the fitness of anything at all? Great heavens, sir! Where did you come from? Who are you?" "I, air. am the heartless wretch who arranges the deathbed scenes in the moving picture shows." Life. Modernizing the Roundup. Each year seems to give the automobile a new hold on life. The war brought It to the forefront In a new field. The soldier of the present day seldom makes long forced marchea like Sherman's march to the sea. He travels by motor car. As a result, the automobile casualty list Is tremendous; the average life of a car in the battle line is estimated at thirty days. Hut It is not only the war zone that has lost part of its picturesqueness through the use of the automobile. The latter has begun to rob the an nual cattle roundup of some of its thrills by replacing the horse. This year has seen the ubiquitous car with a cowboy at its wheel on our western prairies, discouraging the cattle from attempts to escape from the ever-narrowing circle in the roundup. Many a steer which has given a cow horse a run must feel disconcerted when It bucks up against the four-wheeled steed -Wall Street Journal. On the Farm. Stella You have been running. Bella Yes, the milk condenser chased me. Pork snd Beans Ready to Serve

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LI SHOWER BATH Fire Fighters May Be Protected by Wall of Water.

In This Uniform a Man Need Have Little Fear of the Fiercest Flames Tests Havs Shown Its Practicability. The neu cm idea n fighting fire te lo ireHH Hu- firemen ir. shower batha Theee ure uniforms ftreproofed wtth tiny treeeM or water so eff.etually that when clothed in one of them a man ran stand Hunt In the midst of the fiercest flames without suffering any II) effect!. The suit Is made of (.reproofed ran. vas Hetweeri the two thicknesses of the fabric, sew.-d at the neck, is a perforated ring through which liny streams of water are showered down between tin layers of canvas. The Water finds outlets at the finger Upe and at the seien of the feet Through the perforated ring encircling the helmet water drenches It. also the suit, like a shower bath With such an arrangement a fireman ran walk right into a hot fire. The uniform does not weigh more than twenty five pounds, and does not add much to the usual service clothing New "Shower-Bath"' Uniform. of firemen. The wster aupply is obtained from the line of hose In service through a one-half inch hose connection The water passing through this hose also operates a water motor of light weight which pumps fresh sir into the helmet through another line of half inch hose The uniform was tested out in Cincinnati recently. While the fireman enveloped in it stood in the renter of a fierce fire of wood, coal oil and shavings, spectators could not get closer than twenty feet to the flames, so intense was the heat Out the- man protected by the "shower-bath" suit ; remained In the flanes five minutes, ; playing the hose, and was in no wise Injured. It is considered quite possible that this new idea can be adapted, so that I It will be of great use in cases where I It is necessary to send a large number ; of firemen to fight a fire at a certain point A protector, motinted on wheels so that it can be easily moved from place to place, might be constructed on the same linea as the shower-hath uniforms, hut large enough t.- hold Inside Its protecting walls of falling water a dozen or nnre firemen. Portugal's New President At the age of fourteen the new pres ident of Portugal. Senhor Theophilo Hragn. was attending school by day and working in a printing office by night, his h me lessens being ri"ne In the hours rcbed from sleep Still be foud leisure f-ir rhyming, and tw mrnths beforp his sixteenth birthday the schoolboy-c: mposlt.ir published ' Ft lhas Verdes," a volume now high'v prized by P rtugues book collectors, t'nlike EsOef of the precocious outpourings f geaius. this contains p( t.: nf permanent valu, and several editions have appeared since the author attained to fame. Its publication secured him a position on a newspaper, and by the time he was eight ecn he had saved en. ugh n ney to study at tlio I'nlversity ef Olmbra. "It was at Colnbra." Sen'.. or Hraga record, "that I first bora. no acquainted with my fav. rite auth rs Kant, Hegel, Ocmte, Ilankr. Macitulay, Goetne. Shakf spare anu Hugo.'" And It was at Colnbra t;,st he wrote "A Vision of Time." the greatest poem pr. iaaai in Portugal since the death of Csmocns New Disease Attacks Bananas. A plant disease of unkn- wn Tigln ani nature Is making trouble on some of the great banana plantations of the West Indies. It makes the trees suddenly wither and dry up as they stand, and new tree planted u the same soil likewise die, As yet the plague affects only certain districts. The red banana, which many consider more delicious than the yellow is immune from It Youth's Companion. Where It Goes. A married man a energy is divided f.0 40, says Dor Wiley. Sixty in providing food and 40 in providing mother's raiment. However, we have yet to hear from mother on this question. Seattle Post Intelligencer.

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And many a man wtiom the world ra)U great Isn't even In the near freut eleaa from his wife's point of Vit w

1 - 1 . ani; it.r n,t nil) " Mi..-, i.i-dr f..r k... Writ 'w.'.rt , 7 r u no. ira myr . ia m - u.e rx.uM uia us. u . . 1 . . 1 W ' .If 1f.fi tf. wt ..! frn Muri S; K.u.i. Oo. Lb, ras Ii. ' ff . ... W. .1 , - ... ft. . m KT Wrong Document. The 'Tommy'' on leave from the front had been given a free railway pass to take him home to see his l' l ' , and utilized part of bus brief holiday to get married. On the returii journey when the ticket inspector ask (I to fee his pass, he produced by accidt tit hin marriage certificate. The inspector banded the paper buck with a glimmer of a smile. "Thin Ib a ticket for a very long and wearisome Journey, young man.'' be said, "but not on this line." Natural Procedure. When tellirig the story of the Pilgrim Patlieri to the children of a pri mary grade in a large city the leader tried to impress upon tbein the fact that the country was barren at that time. Later they were told of the planting, the harvest, the great teeat, and the thankful at'itude of those early Mttlars. Finally she asked: "What did the Pilgrims do after the great feast?" After a moment's silence a little girl said, "Ibey went by the moving pictures." LOOK YOUR BEST As to Ycur Hair and Skin, Cuticura Will Help You. Trial Frss. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to aootbe and heal. These fragrant super creamy emollients preserve the natural purity and beauty of the skin under conditions which, if neglected, tend to produce a Btate of irritation and disfigurement. Free cample each by mail with Book. Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere Adv. Hard on Her. "This ten o'clock closing is a nuisance," obb rved a shawled lady to ber neighbor. "Well, what difference does It make to you. seein' you never drink?" "Why, once my usband always come ome at eleven after we was all In bed. and glad he was to get any bits of supper left for 'Im. But now he's In at ten. and the trouble I 'ave to get anything he fancies you can't Imagine." Easily Pleased. "Guess I d better order a few going away gowns." said she brightly. "Nix on the going away gowns, my dear,"' said her husband gloomily. "1 can't afford to take you anywhere this summer." "All right," was the cheerful response. "Then I'll Just order a few staying at home gowns." His Reason For Thinking So. Williamson What books have helped Hooker most? Henderson The ones he borrowed from me. I suppose. He never returned them - Judge. The Result. "Sire, the allies' aviators have dared to bombard us." "Ha! Then they shall Karlsruhe It." The watchmaker sells watches and the Jailer watches cells

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No 8ale. Tan I Interest you In a aet of the Secret Memoirs of the Court of l i ii XIV asked the book agent. No you can't,' answered his in tended victim. "I'm all ted up with that kind of reading. I'm a court stenographer, and I've just finished transcribing the testimony in a sensational divorce case."

Drink Denlson'a Coffee. AJways pure and delicious. Point et View. Hlox- Hilklns has the clearest bead of any man 1 know. Knox I see where you are right There is absolutely nothing In It.

The Effects of Opiates. THAT INFANTS are jvuliarly susceptible to opium and its various! preparations, all of win. h are narootic, is well known. Kven In tha smallest doses, if continued, these opiates cause cüsnges in the fu notions and growth of the cells winch are likely to become permanent, causing imlierility, mental perversion, a craving for alcohol or narcotics in later LI. Nervous diseases. Buch as intractable nervous dyspepsia and lack of staying powers are a result of doting with opiates or narcotics to keep children quiet In their infancy. The rule among physicians is tliat children should n ver receive opiates in the smallest doses for more than a day at a time, aud only then if unavoidable. The administration of Anodynes, Drops, Cordials, Roothing Syrm and other narcotics to children by any but a physician cannot le too strongly deeriad, and the druggist should not be a party to it. Children whi hi ,.! need the attention of a physician, and It is nothing less than a crajiu to doee them willfully with narcotics.

Castoria contains no narcotics if signature of Chas. H. F letcher. (tannine Castoria alwajs bears the Tommy's Prize. "Well, Tommy, I suppose you are entitled to something nice as a re ward for graduating from the public school." said the friendly aunt. "What has your father planned for you?" "He says I can help take care of the garden during the summer vacation," said Tommy, "and every time I think of it I wish I had failed in my examinations." His Preference. A gentleman in delivering one of a aeries of addresses excused himself one evening for being unable to speak on several points, the mice, he said, having destroyed part of his notes Later, while visiting In the neighbor bood. be asked one man: "Were you at any of my lectures, ftooney ?" Rooney- Indeed I was. yer honor; all of them. U oturcr Which one did you like best? Honey The one the mice saa at yer honor! Police Would Get It The talk of parents at home about conditions in the police department made a deep Impression on the mind of a twelve-year-old boy who was before Judge F. J. Lahr In Juvenile court for stealing a bicycle. The court had lectured the boy and bis three companions on the disgrace of stealing and finally asked the boys what they thought of stealing "Now. suppose everybody were to steal." the court suggested, "and then what do you think would become of all of our property ," "Oh. the police would get everything." was the boy s quick response. Indianapolis News.

From Corn to Toasties

a capital evolution The ripened kernels of pearly white Indian Com with their succulent goodness, are cooked, then rolled into thin, waiery bits, and toasted to a golden brown. Add a little cream and sugar perhaps some fresh berries and the combination smacks wondrous good. Post Toasties are untouched by human hand from start to finish of the making, and come to you crisp and sweet ready to eat from the package. Wholesome, nourishing a Royal dish for hot days and all days.

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A woman has more honor than man- that is, more clothes on 'er. Jitneys are seriously äffe tjnej street railway revenues in Vanouve. Many a man has thought he bad found good company because va promoter was good coinpar.v. Hut thei are ae good compliment in the social swim as evtr were tished for. When a man s sins find him oaf th-y are apt t hang arount until he comes in again. The Past Tense. "Did I understand you to say ths woman Imbbins married is well oflT "No; she was " Lesser Evil. "I see they are having fresh oartb quako shocks In California." "Yes; criticized as It la. 1 prefer our ground rent system lo the one they have out there." Temporary Reverse. Fogarty (a moderate drinker) ITt bet ye th' Hooshians are beginning t feel th' loss Iv vodka. Flaherty (warmly) Don't ye loee any slape over It. Mar rk me w ur rudaV they'll retake It agin before long. Puck. Ber!m Society. "What are you wearing that long fure for, professor?" "Reason enough, doctor. I've Jnet been to call on my old friend Privy Councilor Schulze and what should I do hut leave my bread ticket instead of mv visiting card " Toasties