Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 57, Number 41, Jasper, Dubois County, 16 July 1915 — Page 1

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L auf trf . i VOL. Of Jaspeb, Indiana, Vriday. JULY 10, 1915, No. 41.

DUMAS' AUBACITT.

ETIQUETTE ,--v--.ts and Even ha 6lreet Bragar. p .,, i . fi aw and from I to Ml 1 mado up a Suinish ctiiuetto. It correct, bat I offer it t ,. t of our experiences. J,;(lf - may hove had differ- , If ou tre of the ' - i r ft ihort kirr. . , , i ; u .-dicing hat unDg to have people 1 eometimet CBi . " n have red hair dye .ü to be salutod us I bow to a inau unbM first If you are etv ii- an Enpliehtsfor or a chorus J . ajrithoot riCit-.jO-wear glares, d take a dog on li : bit down nt the 1. i. -i bw and -uy, i im t rative. You r v i Ut apology, v -i my one without f ee b he noble, "Will vour grace J. .IV. , O r to bnng me mv e lock tomorrow?" wom'J '?" ': an American bellboy w : ; it is the litrrnl t- S;.anh retniest. , : . ir to deaf out, but , ... your purse at h end that you will re renn be r bin tomorrow or gently munonr thati'Hl wiU roward lilm, whereat he i a, t) IU fOi and depart Tr.e-e ' nif Icl-kt who sprint cp on erery fide, Fccm to have e , :ctto wo could r.ot fath em. After tiro or three days there VCR i few who beesrod on!y fron r two or throe other who he - f Jean. Evidently we war an-to- 1 to te the patrons of ctr tah (k - r wbo out of a cqrad of i rorni'. ' wore- the only ones to anpi tt who would take theidole with '.anxs or if we sard Ho morrow" would smilingly bac! away nt ope. A trip into Spain ought to men more than sketches of life as wr saw it in a tin Erie city. Yet it we onr pleasure tt I - or on in Mad rid, mth the oT ption of t!ir aw'ont in T dedo and the EVct: nt.. - t . .. of our tw aoonths' holiday, und to return d. ted to Parn vithoat seeing anv p the fouther'i eountry, ao beloved b r,t " Si any one woi. rtket to I Spain means Madrid . i oontraetf ? K. C. Allen uvOutuiw-

hM I 0 B. 'lafbreath'a ettiN on "lAfayetter the other 1 : n'g Christian

seidant irf the princory nm aI 1 1 jada Li i t i .

um ns arxrirnx s country end gave

A tnique l.irpy ohm of

Cr-- at French Wtr. A'ri rvjid'T aro a-cust"n:" to urj'i. - in their newpajor but uiii'.no tlioir afitonishni' ihouhl eonie tavorila journal pvl 1mI in good faith, in daily Mta nifiit-; an 1 ud;ijtd according to ti. notioim of wriio utatT wnVr, ; clafic h.i'k for exsmjil. Iiantf'a "Inferno!" Y'et the aator, Uhhbm eo excited would not b witl'ont a pitralitd in tho snnals novinor rnnriagcinent, inasniu I ss Homer onoo hgured as a feutlh tonisto for a Tun Ian newspaper. WJun Dvjaai the older was edfl inp hi.-t Journ;;l, La Moiuquotaire Tlrrmin F'a::o, one of his asiftair who was on oi optionally fine Or -Bcholar, wa one day awtlMaitat sllv ovput' 'flnfl; ion tl b :tuut af the "1 had" and the "Odyssey.Ihmmi jrn-w niat jateeeatod. 'lf only you emdd read them ir. the original," ilphed Fildes. "Why notr aked Dum "Hut,", exclaimed Tapes, "mv dear fvllovr, you don't knew alphii from onagnl" Will yon JrnnIate for I aaied Ihim.is eaprly. Accorinpry Fapes nnderook th fipk. B ';'ng with the book of the "Ilia !," he would read r Una of the Cwk and then give a liUru! trapslation. Duma quick!; caught the spirit of tho ppi A

rafios rai wrto a translation

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(he name of all tbo anricnt-

SMia," exclaiiuod Fages, "but

von ore signing your name to tinIliad V " "Cerfainlr," repondcd Puma "that . to ray version of it. It wSl arVrr as a feuilleton in

Ta.-os was fi!W with 'li'may, a? '' he afterward related, bot before lineh uu-tnrty and naivete he fei help!. How wa? he to convin s writer nee: t. cvrv tf

nrrph that be wis too bo'd? And so tho next day an instal' mcnt of the "nud," rendered I b.ilf on hoof or so by a man wb eo-iirl not read tho Greek alphahe apjjearcd at the botton. of the pn of 1 Mo.iquotaire. with the note "OonÜnaed in h a next. TliH anb rprisiag bit of joijniaT im m ! toi h a storm of critk ' that Inmn: was perMiruNi' to di eontinso it nf"-r the third inta! ment, though it v. a doubted t! i he quite understood what was tb trouble Bt Pan! Ploneet Press

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I PW- t foi ' nrongh on tot OTCT tl. I otl jr and slip i coin et I 1 e prongs of ' the forks. Then pl.t o the coin Inst on t!ie rim of a w.iicglass or

? . S otto returned to tna . ho ll forty-two jOora 1 grosl otH him $2 00,000 L'. m f .r the 1 m.oOO which he Jje to ns in that time of crest whm the vote was taken e- ' ' " tin T'i ljn roted for rt et u mention it softly the Y n of Ohio Coi'ombof CaO) Tilt C.tl.d War. 'Vi Wilkineon went to his of- . k be felt ealro n : "ten ed. lis l.sdo't anv need to -v abont bit witawS lonehnes 7 lore; for he haJ bought a capita afchdor for her. . wdm he arrived home m ith the dcploradog had rono. k3- :' anid V.lkin..on. "Did ks tT ' chain, thsn?" ioi, "but S3 great, ir rame her tad Jf Btij that I k ,th. ' i nit cad of terli ' . -n to V9 the aaoty do

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paid Wilkinson.

mst haro bwn the tramp 1

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I tumbler, pnalÜOg it outward until ' the tw o circnnuereBces are touching ozternally. In this position, aa ahown in the ill;i?tnition, the fork will remain in equilibrium, and the water mar be pource' iteadüj froni

the glas into anotlier witliout disv Ouuuw th coin or tjie two forks. Neceuary Than. "It ain't true," Mid te millrmsn, flint we always put chalk in our milk " "1 von mean to ayjf demanded Mrs. Ilonstfoep "that jsso neTer do H?" WoD r-ooTGr axrept after a heavy rail when the wate jjan brown and muddy." Ohio .State Jouxaal .

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'1 turned- to (he two mon, i-ttorly Mao beteitlioitji rocmed toro ef t" -we n'n.was o-en-dol to be "freak." Hii

and Jim tsa ceTtamlv a

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TVi. Diaufainft'r,9han "D o tlephosis Ms destroyed all the priTtey ef socioty " said the eoMtv nrl ,rlt KrfaJn in on rterv-

fhinp. NTitiung is sacred to H. Yoo jiniy lo string your prayers. The telephone. Or in the rruast of yout bath. The telephone. Ordointnp your baek hair e". worse ol as a uHghtfnl man may be msoing love ou. ol u k-luig, k ling, kvlingl

tele phono breaks off the thread theme and he fails to res urn ow York Prwaa .

DO YOU KNOW THIS OLD LADY ?

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T" Interrstlatr Thofoirraph. of To its lac Huline, Thsnhoner (Mutual) lntcense. Has w log Her in M..kt-ni. and SS She Keally Is. W'mld you believe that th Bad and wrinkl. d fared old lady in tho BMWralOa outfit was the Ix-autlful and vtwacious youna; woman whoso Ihf'' h 1h Instt h side her? Yet they are the same. pswOOO, a strikine HI vtratlon of how completely aa actress, advpt at make-u;), caa chant' h r entire personal aj i rane. , Tki ptaotaanropaa are those of Lorraine Huling, tho ta! sat 1 Thanhoii8r ( Mutual inirenuo, not' d sn one of the m st rlev r make-up artists In filmland. So completely did Miss Hulu . change V- r a .-.r u.. ' hy donning tho w idow's weeds and by the uso of make-up, that ahe apI" a reunion of Ctvtl War Veterans on July 4th. mingling with rnerrs tf other axed women, without her Identity being penetrated.

Miss Hullng s reputation for work of this kind on the screen has

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A STRIKING CONTRAST. Entering the United Statea Senat ani the Haute of Lords, JJTh en s Fena- r i ' the Urute: S'at ' Ins creden tials on in a'iv.i ' x hoj ' tented by but cellos rue, read from the desk and fi' .n tht eecrinur. s office unless some objection is raised, when th y uro pent to the committee, on nvjfges and elections for etainir tion. V.'hn a senator elect atpoarH he s.ejs quietly np to the eiori's dek, orted by his colJearnie. t, mi to sup port the con of t ..e United Btatei and io th) bo to I flatk on the outer row, oh b hla colleague has selected for ! n. where be receives the coni ..tulations of hit friends nM introdnctions to the senators who calo to i.iake his aeqnaii.: : Be toplra as wie aa may bo 10 I I dj i'immont, when be got the secretary's office, writ- - 1. : in a big red txv k lor : i ef the cashier and dfmwi h je. In the Engl h 1 of lords the MOMsfingi are roTjr .' (Terent. . newly create I - atexi that historic ha i a robe of scarlet relvet trirarrel with emiine, attended by tv. o fallow peers, who act aa hie spon-sor and escorted by tho black rod", aa tho Mt .-at-snns la known, aijd the rarter king at arms, arrayed in a gonreo.is tabard. The procession marches sround, maklOeT low bows to the empty thmne and to the presiding ofi'rcer, eido iß the lore nih chancellor, from different parts of the gilded ehambor, to which that imposing person gravely responds. When the new peer reaches the ferone he kneels reverently and places upon the empty ohair, where his majesty onpht to bo sitting, the patent of nobility he has received from his sovereign. He is then led to the woolsack, where the lord chaneellor administers to him the oath. Hit sponsors next lead film to the proper bench, where he takes his seat for a moment. Then all three rise and bow three times at the vacant tkrone and three times to the prepfoMng otHcer. The lord high chancellor then let vet the woolsack and comes down to tliake hands with tho new peer and welcome him to the horr?e The other peers come also and tender their congratulationa.

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Why EIW Wm W OW. While Uttle Eihie's elder airter. May, was OBtortafninx her lttewt aequi.aition, -miht dignified and t,renloal Toong man, in the parlor Elsie

was nelecat 1 to f c (''ininsr ro(

p'sv with her ddl.

rnr lot Ono, fhe possessor of a hM body and a 1 q ie head, bad been somewhat aillnt of late, owing tb the fact t. at its head was gradnüiy becer" . - 1 and its pivotal ev) r.r ed to frforTj t' eir fnn tioni of opening and closing. After r ' i.robirur for t!:.- c- the tr able Elrtie made iLc dincevcry that tero was oonaethin? in . fitondtooV ly tttocaoded in extracting a Itrge roil of tightly curled hair. A moment later she burst into the parlor in a great state of excitement and shouted: ' T'.ty sakes! No wonder Dorothy wa pick! tH what was in her itummiek ! fche must bsve rwallowed Sietor ila -'s rat!" Pittsburg 0t?ette. ' Second TheugMa. "It MMml be," sighed the maid. I reaped y highly, Mr. Hunter, but we sre incompatible. " "Wall, I suppose it cannot be helped," the yenng man replied, pocket. nor I i chagrin and looking tbout for hi I t, -but It defeats all mychen hopes. I had planned a house in which I f mdly imagined we rnjat b happy. It was ta have had a pantn- twlee as largo as the ordinary sice, with a roomy deeet in which to rhiw sway the new cooking utensils and things that a woman natMuly Hys when a peddler tomes around." "Stay, üs)jge," she laid, faltering.. "Verhpsjl Jiare been too haa-t-OIts me andther day or two to or er. It is not imnsssihJe that thatM

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Roal Cauaa of Oaldn

Coming in from East Liberty or O train were two men who eppar OBtly were old acquaintances apd who mt in a jorial mood. Both men were quite gray, but each bed o hern riant head of hair. Near

t'ien ant a stout party with a shin !

tng der e that wta awtaost destitute of nirau'e covering. 1 Ths two friends exrhanssed fnee-

Bms rernarKs about Inlvered locks. I OtraeMroart fatsfOjtx

then iv 1 ll m 1 in some n!eantries' Old Crtlper lfred In lfew. obmrt the "thiir.injr of the thstrh," Ingltuw. in tiie days of Indian warwith eoonal lUMllOOM to doorknobs, fare. He was a fataMitt of a pro and billiard halls, much to tbwi nossnced tvr. N- '.-rtbelem he arrrosememt of the -patiiengeTS, hnt wosdd not errture f. rf without hi to the evident discomnturo of tbef Wilawlojhliai. One dflt he had a baidheaded mans Important errand, bui the hlnnderThe taJk finally dewcloped into an ha', when i cams I . was argument on the canea of baldneea,. fc'.oy froi: r? r ade of unand after considerable jocularity I tiers vkON JJ Lung. Üonej the Dair turned to the pearly pated one of 1. i taken it Abe

etramrer. and on saidj tat down to .

"My friend and I have hern dis- hack.

en.tng tue caue " . tm ww can't seem to agrae. Wo-ild yon aatnd telling ns what you regard as the roe! MOM of Mrnestr" The strangar wheeled tbout, eyed Bstruastioncr Mrcoljf It 1 -nortod; Brains!" Pittl barg Ütuatto

gl Ä Maxim For Tcay. Q i jSS A,-!v' iml the w i - wiLi. S , fmiA Dw't and rail! ia nv Li

yr' I wK r J For the U. S. A. will never nay WL) t ' A j A cent tothegreal Unknown, Ik "So I)-It Xow" Advertise in the f 'v1"

VtitflaWy J .Kfeeo yoor beaMi SUIT to Ma MlPD

"aBSBM aaaafWwr- - - aaaOaa avv waw eaajaj

i t-aa broncho

"But, AV. i : vou were

fatalist eaid a

.a a utisi.

"So I am," t'o old man

Than why b hot about your olrAdarbir or ntod the friend. "Toe are in n do-irer frsmaho In eSanR. tODos you i : potafbly dio tfU ?our time comes." Yes," sard the aid man. "boar

I was to o.ast an tndisA

Ott tirso had soma. It.WoaUhiw

do A m me not to basse my blTtnderbt!aafjtrouid kfDvaanohswtaOV ' Tea she tdmirtoA 1 a sa3 Utile sich, "tnere was a tMte vtM Vthougv him the grsntW nmMtli tie world heo 1 faaoied &I OoUaiag couW rear make Me cease) to am hot"

hsT friend replied, "t are aO dwraMLJe theso

eipsrianeoa. Itsarv

aady to bwaw s-usaattod wttb

to dleeovar thai ao Is not tho

god we had s upposed 9ot it wasn't

Moiatod with htm fbai

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