Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 57, Number 38, Jasper, Dubois County, 25 June 1915 — Page 8

? SLIPS OF THE TONQUL

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Go Astrj, at TtBOa 'A httl atorv uhh'h has jusi lonnd its eat rose the Atlantic from an English country 1 1 cum teilt of the recent ftl p made by new and nenoi'i hut lor in serving hi master, a dttk , at the luncheon table, (juiet. respectful and assiduen, he proffered a isth. with the insinuating query : . "Cold grace, your grouse? The tUp is 6o obviously a natoral one that doubtless the tale ia true. Thus far it is also unchallenged a new, although probably by the time it bit made the full round of the pre somebody will discover that in its original form It wo an Athenian "cheetnut" ia the day of Boer tea, An anecdote vbieh at leaat belongs to the nine family used to be laughed over in early Victorian drawing room Among the royalties, great and little, who came to Loudon for the young queen coronation there wa a certain email, dried up, gray haired, bright eyed, brik little old igning pnnei of a tiny principality. He via faraway cousin to an Irish duke, whose estate in Ireland he vim ted before returning. For hi entertainment a Tillage celoration wa arranged, with fames and dances, and especially Irian jigs and clog dances. The gay old prince was delight

ed. He came himself of a race famous for its dancing. Ho still poasaaaed a good eve, a quick ear and a light foot That same areaing in the great hall of the castle, to the whietling of his host's sen, ho en dear red to emulate some of the faata he had seen. The duke's solemn English butler was present, and his horror at uch unroyal antics was reflected n his eyss. The prince perreivod it and, shooting a sudden forefii t at him, demanded imperiou "Ehl Tell me. then, what rOB

think of my dancirc!" Discreet and dignified, bni Sortis Inwardly, the butlcrN manna was perfect, but hi? tongue betl td him. answered: "Your royal nujuesi ia eerl r ly 'igh." There wa a snoot of In i" liter, and the duke, with aaauiasd tagefi cried starmlj: "What! Do you dure to inainuatc that the prince is elevated that his vivacity ia due to any other z oJ spirit than hi

owi r Before such an accusation the poor hutler's loot remnant of oompoeure vanished, and, turning wildly, with clasped band, from his

highness to hie grace, nc pro

earnestly: "No, I never, sir, your royal

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When Crewe Hall wee burning the late Lord Crowe, father of the present owl, displayed a humorous equanimity which St. James' BuoV get deems worth of preservation In print. When the historic mansion, with Its works of art, rare manuscripts, armor and other treasures, was blaring awey Iord Crewe ordered e footman to place e table on the lawn and bring him en inkstand and some telegraph forma. He then sat down and composedly wrote this telegram to Street, the Royal acadernictaa: "Dear ßtreet Crowe la burning. Come and build it up again." Tb his sister he sent another meelage by wire: "You always used to say tbia waa Scold houae. You wouldn't say ae yon could see it now." fncle Ephraim Ravlfenae Whv, lhaf s aperfeet picture of ray old hoes! What'll you sell it fur, mister? Artist i who has been iketcVing In the neighborhood) Well, when that painting is finished it will be worth $100 anyhow. Uncle Ephnam Ain't there goin' to be nothin' else in it? Artist No, nothing but the horse

Cnclo F.phriam Well, yon can't aell it anywheiVa around here fur no $100 Everybody knows I've of fef. the hoae himself time an' gintr $1S an' take it out in trunk Tbiiar Trfheua Add raiMd Auditnct of 0,000. Rwv. Joeepb R. Ortffle (Tahan), who la to lecture on this rear's Bedpath Chautauqua program, took part In the Indian oi.ferenc at Columbus, O., tieJd ander the ausplea of the Ajtjt1 can Iudtan v lMin, two or thrwt yrs ag 'laiim U a member of this ajsaotlntlon Atowt fifty Indian wrr- BOeoatll fhwas various parte f the count' repreaeattasj fawteea trThe. it wai great Hunting. Paper ntnl dlarwsalonS on the w1eTarc of th race were a part f the program Or BO today, the 16th, Tnlmn End Bevern l tlwi sddfWseod an audinoe of &j0Q0 people. In oue of t lie rvHt hall of Ooiurahoa

anlii cön91tlofis gAsrail

fer th leim. Tfes aoclal evil hu attained tu m proportion aa to require the serious thought of ell patriotic clUieoe. The subject hu? 0e dlscuaaed by torlata ami ecoeoutata, but ft romalnea

for a 1 mocratlc farmer a memler iof th ho so of4 reprontatlv of ' 19X- with thai Kitpport of the Governor to '1" taactment of a law that aaTeei talti stamp- out that evil ml forevei aiealieh'tt the rd Mahl district. The Govt-rnor of a ' t "e must of necessity look to the needs of the several aduilnUUwUve department for assistance la the administration of the affair of täte Baiefc Degas oratio state official, by the asjttesja of the t eonle. h.ts niea'ire j ip to the standard and well and eSfaawtf dlsrharged the isjttOf of hta BSJee In ier feet harmony with ever other derart meut of the itate. There kaa been no charKe of Rraft or fraim een by a Republican press. In those oflaea flll.1 hy appointno ut. the Coveiuor hat exercTe.l rare discretion in his selection. Ho hss lu every tnotnnce selected men of integrity, cl t 'ter and ubiiitv foi fin1

posltitr I" r. called non to filL AMb i' administration has more tt osh.- leKi-iIation to Its ire. ii other prvloua al ministia'i. he lias niv-r ii N m knon a as an axtremisl nor h;: a adooat ed any . all - is at ion In one ot

his pie 'ion hi eeclieti hu Said: Th - who aate uie wu, kin I have arwai apaaj fr the o! i laod auarka oi eouailtutloaal & . ut sad that It would be ni ambition, ü Governor, to keep the administrative policy of the ItatS ll so far as I would have any laflaethoa true to th faith of the fathjs." Those who have followed the at his administration know how well ho has fulMle.1 that promise. Neither is he disposed to parade the a hlevements of his admlniatratlon. so far as he has had a part there In, in review before the people for public applause, nor to appeal to the pre: of the people, one of th founders of our national government truthfully said: 'That a dangerous ambition mrr. :ten lurku behind the sparnaek of zeal for the riabt of the poo b' than under the forappearance of seal for the (irmnees of efficiency of government. History will teach us that the former hau been found a more certain road to the lutrodoctiol of despot bm than the latter, and that of all th- ossm who have overturned the Uberlle of republics, the greatest number have begun their oareer by pay in c an obsequious court to the people, commencing demogoioie and ending tyrants." There la no clap tu or bluster about our Centennial Covernor Hf haa pursued the even renor of hi' way and hta acta have net with the approval with but very few evcep tteei of the entire press r Indiana The opposition with vhleh ha h.. met from the pre-s in ' ii due t political reason and t(. the tact tbi he would not receive his orders froi the editorial room of any newspaper Issuea g vast impor'auo havr con fronted hlni, and he has d. d si each one of thera in accordance with hlr best Juilament. Each day he has feel the resK)BSlbllltls ot his great of flee In a complacent manner, eon! nt that his reward shall h th consciousness of duty well .line GILBERT II HtNBll -N. HE LOVED THE CHAUTAUQUA

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V BOKORA MARIE l.AKK wa born In IreUnA er ratsisaar

Itaj Two and a half years later bejr paiwats tawwsjbt ha to toss J try sh 11 veil all her Klrlbood oa a fassa la rtaerm Hew Torn.

sfafn aase sue was sitteen aha taught district acaeos and

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With three chlldreu looklag to bar fee srasaari mt ale. wwa live demand. Pre. Ipltated thus sndAaaly late Maori

UwiQie deeply intereated In tbe eon dittos oaAer wbicb test! ta

trial am.) uf our laiid and soon dvalop4 Into a caauploa esT wefklasj weawao and chlkli i n The Kilghta f l.aKr. nt that tJta ta saoa proiuinant kabs ergaalaatioa In the eoontry, a !; led I her for uaay reasa . bot s aswOtewJarls; ae-

The Late Vlebep salntyr'a Tribut to Our Great Ami' - in Forum. Jn Tlew of the recci.t death of ltN ert Mclntyre. bishop f the II tl, ,u t'hurch. hla estimate f H Lyi-OUUl and nhoUfaiisjos oseveenoBl ! of eape clal Interest. Be ss'd T atlll lore tlie Ljrmtni : ially In Ita ummer Irosv .- i i ' ha "tan jua- It was never m iimc eti and masterful. ieOD grt if namee are gone I was t the w.rk when Uouxb. Iter. her. Colfax, Vk. Swing. Phllllpa and Jones were at It. and 1

know that the fcnernl level of work !

la higher, the moral Impact stronger, tbe confidence jrrenter, the field broader and the outlook" grnuder tbnn In the day irono by. "Thin movement Is lu It chubby cheeked youth. It will go up and poa aw the whole land. It la th child of the Church with Its mother clear eoa and white Meals "It will drop some ?apr1ug folUea and stiffen into one of th moat tr roendou reform warrior th Lord ever let looae in this world. "It will bestride tbe earth, apeak tng truth hi forty laoguag, calling all tribes and clans to do Juaflea, h

mercy and walk humbly with and CM."

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ome she draftel a bill which afterward, became the factory Pennsylvania.

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many ru that siawed. an has kept tap her work oa th ptateTJha.

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