Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 57, Number 28, Jasper, Dubois County, 16 April 1915 — Page 4

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VARIETY ON HIS TABLE.

By M. QUAD. CCopyrlfht, 1GÖ9, by T. a McClureJ Prudence Smith and Zabed Winters met at spel-i :tx school and wer impressed with 'Ni'.-h other. Zabed would

have macrittl her if the Widow Penrose hadn't mixed in. She wanted the young man for herself, and in awesome whispers she imparted the information that .Prudence Smith was knockkneed and would never be able to stand at a wasbtub or run up and down the cellar stairs. The young man "was at once impressed. He ceased to spark Prudence on Sunday nights and assure her that he longed to jump over precipices for her sake, and of course she resented it She went about

ivith her chin in the air and asked for

no explanations, and so relations were strained for many long months. Then

Zabed's mother found out what was

Ho Had Four Kinds of Meat and Fou Kinds of Bread.

Old man Wow ton, the meanest the matter wlth him and set him citizen in all the blue grass country,' rlght The widow nad liod Zabed drove np to the market place in made it up with the girl. The doves Lexington, where an army of ne- came back .a..a!n and turtled, a new groes stood about or lay basking in'date as Sit for the msrriar- and the early morning sun waiting fonFarmer Smmj reached out his h-,roy come man to hire them. Th old! hand for a;..ve and said:

man was so stingy that he usually

had great dimculty in engaging ne:oes to do extra work on his farm, ut this time he struck a bargain immediately with big Bill Saunders and the half dozen powerful but lazy blacks who follow at his heels. 'All the others were greatly surprised to see this gang ambling out on the big road toward Mr. Wowton's place. Next morning they .were mystified to see big Bill and his cronies again in the market place. "Whadja dohV hynh, Bill?" asked

Hannibal Harrison Tyler.

IV wuk' Bill replied

eadly.

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Thought you all wuz

for Mis to h Wowton?" "Yaas, ve sufnly wuz wok'in f o1 SJistuh W - ion. He come to me jififiddy r. ..uia' an' say: 'Come on oat an' m hay fo' me. I ain't pointer v you-all enny mo' dan or.r dolhtu a day, but I jes' tell you di evy . you-all sits down ter

have fo' kin's o' meat

bread.' So we all

t in our ban' an' wenl 1 l.i- bay crap"

"Well, doY hiioc-jnie you-all u come back?" Hannibal inquired. "I gwiiv J-1! yah," William re5 lied, wit T. : Ljured air. "Yistiu y niawni. ' o all wv.kked ii de. eF, cuttia liay an' rakin3 hay an' epreadin' onhvell de din nub ho'n Mew at 12 o'clock. Den wc

yo jrom;'

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tuk our i out ter in.i !

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please, s I say, cy fo' klnV ised, pie;

i goes Mistuh

daiah dc

..ovton he say: 'Wy, fr.f neat, lemi meat,

Ekin an' br--. IV. ah vou fo' kin's o' meat frDen I fy f r him, cMistuh Wowton, wb.ar ... : k'n's o' bread you

done pro:::

"Zabed, Uvrii your buttons.. you're gittin' the iti tiling, and yon outer be the happiest man in Woodehuck county." Zabed was for about two weeks. Then Deacon Gray, who was a widower and wanted Prudence for his second wife, gave up some information about Zabed. THioii he' had sworn her to the most awful secrilfcy he confessed that the young man had a ftve frog in his stomach and would probably, go mad within two years and, cut the throat of his wife if he had one. The frog had jumped down Zabed's throat one day when he was drinking from the horse pond, and, though thousands of inducements haci tfeen held out to him, nothing could prevail upon him to jump out. Well, where is the young girl, no matter how her heart tuuks with love, who is going to marry a young man with a live and growing frog in his stomach? She can't be found. She wasn't found in this case. Prudence Smith cooled off on Zabed Winters, and he went about with his chin in the air and was too proud to ask for an explanation: It was a year before one came. Then a lightning rod man stayed overnight at Smith's, and after mpper he got to talking about frogs. Seeing he was posted on the subject. Prudence made bold to ask him if he had ever heard of a frog taking up inside quarters, and he'' answered that such a thing was absolutely impossible and beyond belief. Zabed Vinters had probably swallowed a small fiaa and the fish might be growing, but U left alone he could In time be fished for and caiurht. That settled the frog question, and Zabed was invited to come around and make up. Me got hustle on him., and the turtledove sang soft and low, a new date as ap pointed, and Farmer Smith stoppechopping Wi yd long enough to extern" a hand and say: "Zabed yon gol durued idiot cum you know when you've got goru thing? Don't fool aronnd any more." Zabed didn't want to, but before i' had been decided which minister should marry them old Mrs. Snyder struck his trail. She was too old to marry, but not too old to utter a warning for the benefit of a young man who had put in a day hoeing her gar-

En he say: den and refused to take pay for it

kite!irT an all w-tnl-Ie i . 'i ' mv: r- r3 i.Y Utj . 3': ' big house i x i ter corae w:a, m at dLt 4inij h Wo ton, wbv. Ciem ; oa done :m-

Fans op Summertime We have just received an excellent assortment of fans for

4Wr, Williiiip, ili.ah dey is white She toId llim rit straight out that1 in witness wheieof, I hereunto set mv . öuuiihi umu- iuui duv bread co'n broad crus'an' crumb. Prudence Smith'inored like a steam band and affix the seal of said court, at! printed on one Side at from ?2

rn,'i 4' i,i a -rs'' engine, tiut she had , six toes on her mia me ciay or iuaren tu tjü per nunarea.

j i j i il i i u ' yt right foot and only

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Notice to Nonresident,

State of Indiana. Dubois County, SS.

In tha Dubois Circuit Court. October

terra 1915.

Complaint No. 49S8. Sophia Huutraan vs William Huntman Now comes tha plaintiff, by her attor

ney, and fllesjier complaint herein, to

gether with an affidavit that the defendant is not a resident of the State of Ind-

iana, ana Has endorsed her comulamt

for appearance on Jane the 7th, 1915,

lnat the above action is for divorce. Noltue is therefore hereby given said

defendant that unlets he be and appear on the first dav of the next term of the

Dubois Circuit Court to be holden on

the first Monday of June 1915, at the court house at Jasper in said county and state and answer or demure to said complaint, the same will be heard and delermined in his absence.

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So Sunday Jen.4, the Fol lowing is for Inform;:,.; Oaly and is no Guaranteed.

Thougn lie came within an ace of passing in his checks last year at the

bpeeaway, wnen his car overturned, Joe Dawson, winner oi the 1912 500-mile

race, sas ne is ready tor another fling at the contest. Smash-ups do not seem to bother Uim. Eddie Pullen, too, who is scheduled to drive a Mercer, does not seem to mind an accident now and then, but only travels a little foctnr Trillion VnlIn tlin -.1 .4 ' .1 .

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Advertising RATE CARD of J asper Weekly Courier. EstablishcdlJan. 1858. Adopted September 1, 1911. Run of paper, plate matter 10 cents per inch per insertion. sS2 Locals 5 cents per line per insertion. If display advertisements are to be set a charge of 5 cents per inch single column is to be paid for composition, and the same for all changes. For position adjoining reading matter add 10 percent to run of paper rate. For position, top oi column and adjoining reading, or first following and alongside, add 20 per cent to run of paper rate. -rJUSm No advertisement accepted for less than $1.00. Agency commission 15 per centPublished by BEN ED DOANE, Jasper, Ind.

He Know It Was Found.

four on ber left.

that she had had St. Titus' dance when a baby and that it was sure to come back on her some day. It might not be a year after marriage that Zabed would come up from the cornfield some afternoon and find her dancing

A clGr.crvrnflXi wliilp crmrw ht

-v,!, ri -i t3 x ftH around the dooryard and kicking as crmrch one bundav mornmr lost a ,ti. -. . ..

pocketbook containing valuable pa-

ers. Atter tne service hss onade

high as a fence. That settled Zabed.

He wanted Prudence, but he didn't want a dancing dervish. More cold-

OlOWn his loss and said ths$ who- ; ness, more strained relations. It was a

ever found the pocketbook and re- tull year before old Mrs. Bnyder was

stored it to him would b well re- proved a liar, and it took three months

,v.;-.Tded. An old man immediately rose up Ll the back of the church and cried o: L: "It's found, sir!" "Oh, thank vou, thank vou. av

Jasper, Ind., this the 24th dav oi March

IVUo. Seal "Wr. BOCKELMAN, Clerk, Dubois Co. Cir. Court. March 26, lv)15. 3 weeks.

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cut.poiui v l jiiuvu luvu turn uitxj ' mnnfhnr that Prudence Smith was deaf in the ; TT rnun1tn.1y

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minds that 'here would be no marriage ;"n u ehe came loafing around to do her1 rhlS JS bsfc proposition duty. Farmer smith and his daughter , ever offered in the county in a were in the villatre one day 'buying combination way. calico and brown sugar when Zabed Mail your Orders at once to, Winters apr eared. He had eggs to sell BEN ED DOANE, for hickory shirting. The lovers were . Jasper Ind. brought face to face, but they didn't i L

speak. They thought of frogs and St. Vitus' dance and six toed feet and were turning awa;r vWhen Father Smith reached out one hand foT his daughter and the ot aer for Zabed and said: "Say, are you two gol du med idiots?" "Umi" replied Prudence. "Urn!" replied Za'jed. "If you wasnt you'd com along with me to the pi uher and git married and hev thH fprnnshun thin settled to once and fnr good and all"' Prudence lnokrd at Zabed. Zabed looked at Prudence.

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