Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 57, Number 26, Jasper, Dubois County, 2 April 1915 — Page 6

-JASPER COURIER By Bjc ir DoANji.

"Dirigledollar Dan

f Once there was a nlee Olrl Fn.

- si! living in a town about the JASl'till, lüll,J COUNTY, INDIANA size Ot' this "KnTnpnrt n nndTdnfiaTTinTMr t th When he was a Little Boy a

poatofflce at Jasper, Ind., under the nctlman gave him a dollar to run and

of March 3, 1S79.

I Q fx LH El

uh-wrintnn fit ,50 Per Yctr. This papet iä in iilod regularly to it aubacribers until u Jefinito ordjr to diecontinue ;g received aud all arrears paid in full; unJeaa in tto dtecrotion of the publiahei a different courts should be deemed advisable. ' FRIDAY, APRIL 2, 1915.

56 tO 1500. Editor Plckhardl of the Hunting-

bura Standi is a

Winner

Last Wednesday State Oil In

spector J. 0. Bheymer appointed 56 Deputy Oil Tatapectors for the

next year. Amoncr whom HJditor

Fickhardt ot the ll'Bu.tf Signal

secured his re aDDomtmont It-

is given out that there were over 1500 applicants tor the jobs. So

JKalston and his administration makes 56 friends and 1440 enemies, and it usually happens that one enterprising political enemy can do more damage than 100 pap sucking friends. The enemies that the Republican party made put it on the Junk pile. Among Others Glenn B. Ralston, a nephew of Governor Rai ston was appointed; better give him an office than pay for his board out of private pocket.

Then the Democratic party nevr

get changed.

He Forgot to go back with the

.change and that was the First

Dollar he ever earned. When h,- died he had ft ? till. He used to pack his Money down into his Jeans with a Play Press. ' Pie could make anTofdinary Tightwad look like Coal Oil Johnnie. Whenever he needed any cloth

ing or shoes he grew Sick at

Heart to think of the. Usel ess

Expense.

He did not bother the town

merchants very copiously, but

when they saw him coming, they ducked into the trenchesHe beat them down on their

prices until they were almost

willing to give him the gywIs to

Get Rid of him.

Time roll d on until one rlav

there blew nto town an Outfit

which re? ted an Empty Store

Koom aiv ?? cred the good . iti

Zens a on l,c" to buv what was

left of a Bankrunt Fire nnrl

Mood bale Stock of Shoes and

Clothing at thirty cents on the

Dollar.

Ah! those were haonv davs for

-V. .... ..

Uingteaollar Dan.

TT. .T -t

ne juosenea up on more vjom

1. 1 I T-1 ' 1 n

cwan ne naa jumancipated xor

many, many years.

Money that had been mourned

as Lost Forever came back to

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of

liapriness.

He loaded up with clothes and

shoes from the Bankrupt Stock

And in his mmd he Groaned to

hink of the Good Money he had

Op. Kendal's Treatise On The Horse

And His Diseases; Containing

An Index of Diseases' which

gives the Symptoms, Cause, and The Best Treatment of Each; A Table giving all the Principal Drugs used for the Horse, with the ordinary dose, effects, and antidote when a poison; A table vrith an engraving of the horse's teeth at different ages, with rules for telling the age uf the horse; A valuable collection of receipts, and much other valuable informatit n. The above book will be iriven

.free to every new subscriber

who pays in advance or to old subscribers who renew and pay in advance Or it will be sent postpaid on receipt of 50c Oash. Address this office -

ill II mWffiE E

The Home Telephone Co

has the larses, l.t t oi

subscribers and will

give vou the bes

SECURE DISCHARGE FROM ARMY FOR RACE

,4.

i W

ser

vice You can

talk to yout

friends, order your iner

chandise and make your appointment by the Home 'phone.

DUBOIS CO. TELEPHONE CO

W m. A. Wilson General Insurance, and Loans Farm Loans at 5 per cent. Jasper. Ind.

. l fep MPs, pr iPp- !

CHASAGNE,

Freed from furtlicr nillllnrv sprvlrn

DURAY

by pocial edict of t!io French gor-

FOR SALE-

Good frame house, 7 rooms, on

improved street. Cheap for im

mediate sale. Inquire this office

i. p. wm M. i

Corner 7th & Jackson St?

HOME 'RHONE.

ornmcnt, Joan Chnssagne and Arthur Du my are scheduled again to compete

... ti.u uual jnuianapons öuu-miiG raco. Arlvlnc Sunhnnm nn.l Pw,mnf

... owvw v.ru u

icoiiwuvwiy. iiussagno was (lisciinrsred because h s nnf nnnaim,

l' I , ... - ' " "

iiuu uom aanger oi attack-, while Durav was let no boenna nf ininrino cab

tnined in action. 13oth aro the cream of iCnrmW rrinr niAf

aid oeneve in JNepotism. uni xno WtrUrm fv.

Easter Egos.

Mrs. Jacob Schwenk of West

6th Street, let five hen eggs ac

cumulate in one of the nests in her chicken yard. Next dav

when she went after the eggs

they were cone, tier husband

Jacob thought some cat ate the

eggs, shells and all. and was de

claring that if he caught the cat

he would shed its gore. Next day the esKS were discovered in

- the same nest with a neat little

letter explaining that "thev had

stolen the eggs, but that their

conscience' would not let them

keep them, so they were replac

ing them " Mrs. S . . k has the eggs and is gue.: 'vhose conscience has been troubling them." - 8trenuoua Fatalism. Old Abe Cruger lived in Jtfeu England in the days of Indian warfire. He was a fatalist of a pronounced type. Nevertheless he would not venture forth without hi3 blunderbuss. One day he had au Important errand, bt th blunderbnsa, when he came to get it, was missing from the rack made of anil rt 1 urn Ytff Q .

one of his familv had takfi-n It Al !

tit down to wait till it was brought

DICK. "But, Abe, I thought you were fatalist?'' said a friend.

"So I am," the old wered.

"Then why bother about yomr blunderbuss?" taunted the friend.

on are in no danger from the Id dians, since you can't possibly die till your time comes." "iTes ' said the old man, "but suppose I was to meet an Indian and his time had come. It wouldn't do for me not to have my blunderbuss,vWOu! ! ' V1

things that were No Better than ihose he was getting so Cheaply

now.

He knew they were No Better

because the Bankrupt fellows

cola mm so. ii i

lou see tne men - wno were

selling the Bankrupt Stock were

business men who knew that the

only way to oret trade was to arl.

vertise tor it, and thev did. Thev

told the people what thev had

and they sold it in a hurrv. No

goods got shelf-worn in their

store.

Moral for the Merchant: Go

thou and do likewise.

K.i!ft A ft" Bftl

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Mehringer.

An Old Story.

Once when Eudyard Hiplina: wz

boy he ran out on the yardarm of

ship.

Mr. Kipling" yelled a sailor

"your bov is on a vardarm, and ii

he lets ro he ll drown!"

Ah," responded Mr. Kipling,

SIod! Read!! ThinU!

SOUTHERN RY..

TIME TABLE

Sell I u ndau Jan.4. the Fol

'lowing is fop Information Only and is no

j Guaranteed. No. 5 DAILY 0:24 A. Ai No. 13 r,..ia p. m

:No. 11 " 8:20 l. M j WESTBOUND No. 12 Daily 7:f7jA M 11.18 A. iV NO. ß " 7;jc V. J 1 Time shown nt nmitlngburg. SEASTßOüND. No. 1, DAILY. 4:15 A.M. NO ., D:iH No. 8: HO 1', r NO. 23 5:2. XO. 2, DA Lb Y. 12:42 A. ÄI. KO. 10 8:05 J M. NO. 4, " 10:45 " ,No. 24 " 11:44 A. M I V. K. Claycomb, At Jaspor!

Advertising RATE CARD of Jasper Weekly Courier. Establi3hed:jan. 1858. Run of paper, plate matter 10 cents per inch per insertion. Locals 5 cents per line per insertion. If display advertisements are to' be set a charge of 5 cents per inch single column is to be paid for composition, and the same for all changes. For position adjoining reading matter add 10 percent to run of paper rate. For position, top of column and adjoining reading, or first following and alongside, add 20 per cent to run of paper rate. No advertisement accepted for less than $1.00. Agency commission 15 per cent. Published by BEN ED DOANE, Jasper, Ind.

The l)cst fabrication

without carbon

For 30 Days onlv we offer thei

following1 sensational combina I

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vith a toto. "but ho won't let poP uun olier- vvincer is coming so

This incident also hanncned to -et". prepared by getting reading

man &n-

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little

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an u. vthai cease

I thought him the t ; tlie world when I f i J nothing could ever make m to love him."

"WoK," her friend repHed.

fluppoKa we are all doomed to these dbenchanting experiences. We haye only to become acquainted with a m&a to discover that he is not the gd had apposed him to be' fBut it wasn't becoming acquainted with him that destroyed my ideal. I am sure that I could till think him splendid if I had ?rrer seen hlui in riding breeches

jo Itecord-Herald.

R. rr.dy. h conducted

c:.'r.ine interests

This incident also happened to ?er Pparea oy gettin

John Burns, Horace Walpole, Na- wr your nome.

.oleon Bonaparte, Dick Turpki, H, , 'W:! VJ:.U"C1 . .lins Caesar and the ifiid Weekly Cincinnati Enquirer

McTooki. Presently it Trill W M. comply rn ?t..t,i 1 Farm & Fireside, semi-

Household Journal & Floral

Life, Monthly

(Todays Magazine, monthly

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State of Indiana, Dubois County. SS. In the Dubois Circuit Court. October

term 1915.

Complaint No. 49SS. Sophia Huntmau vs William Huntmnn

Now comes th plaintiff, by ber attorney, and files her complaint herein, together with an affidavit that the defendant is not a resident of the State of Indiana, and has endorsed her complaint for appearance on June the 7th, 1915, That the above action is f jr divorce. Notice is therefore hereby given said defendant that imle J a 1m and nnnor

jon the first day of th next term of the Dubois Circuit Court to be hold en nn

Total Retail Value $4.75 Ior 30 days we will accept subscriptions for the above combination fcr $1.75. .Be quick and et on the ground floor. This is the best proposition ever offered in the county in a combination wayMail youi orders at once to. Ben Ed Doane, Jasper, Ind.

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Laurels

Fari E.Tpositi mnefp- Ihr ftr.!..

Medal Award to

LW. HARPER

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WHISKEY

CoTd mcdal nlso awarded n New Orleans I8(? end Worldi Pair ' Chicago IÖ93.

mm$m

-as ill, and a male member of the fthe fi.rst Mon(iay of June 1915, at the

editorial statt did duty as ber dep

uty, ne oon n:?hr.?uished himself.

court house at Ja'sner n said

state and answer or Vumre to said" complaint, the same will h heard and de-

i . w . . I l . jnuig nil! L" J

grease mipht ?c-t removed from . In.ness whem.!, hereunto set my ionp. He read it hurriedly, notidnÄ f telly that it was an inquiry for the 19ll ' Ind" tblS t,W: 24Lh removal of grease. This was hia Wm. Bockbuia.v, answer : "Soak a soft cloth in nxsa- . " Clerk-. Dubois Co. Cir. Ceurt. .

linn And rr.b crATiflv fUl f), , i.?011 0, lvil0.3 weeks.

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The only way lo get the genuine

m Home

Sewing Machine is to buy the machine t -

with the name NEW

HOME on the arm

and in the legs.

Tills machine ts

warranted for all

time. r

No other like it

jNo other as good

Ilie New Home Sewing Machine Gomoany,

. v. Sold by John Lorey.

- Sale by AH leading Dealers.

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Ct can supply you. If you live too far from a 'drug store send One Dollar to Swanson Rheumatic Cure Co., Newark, Ohio, and a bottle of "ö-Drops" w;U be sent prepaid. Ö

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xiivinaö i:ure-jrea nants Ar-liest. Write for Fr pp .-E

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structive.

W. W. Thomas, The Strawberry Plant Man. Anna, Hi

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The great speech-makers fust now

aro llie Uojdlrier's advertisers.

They are talking from tho band stand. Read them.

Fans for SuiJiertime

hc uavt; iuöl receivpn an

cellent assortment of fans for

tne summertime Your adv

I printed on one side at from $2 I to o per hundred.

AVe know of ä number of familiee who are regular readers of the Courier tut are not subscribers, they borrow the paper from their neighbors, Wa are glad to know that the Courier is thus aDDre-

dated, but why not subscribe? The

price is small and we would appreciate

uaviuK tueog uamea on our mailing list.

We ars betber equipped than ever to handle wheat, ,We offer you fair weights and grades, less -unloading and courteous treatment Come

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