Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 57, Number 8, Jasper, Dubois County, 27 November 1914 — Page 8

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Ivn tha Dignified English Butlsr Cm Go Astray at Times. A little story which has just found ill wav across the Atlantic

from an English country house tells of the receiit slip made by a new and nervous butler in serving hit master, a duke, at the luncheon table. Q liet. respectful and assiduous, he proffered a dish with the infjinuating query: "Cold prace, your grouse ? The slip is so obviously a natural one that doubtless the tale ia true. Thus far it is also unchal

lenged as new, although probably by the time it has made the full round of the press somebody will discover that in its original form It was an Athenian "chestnut" in

the days of Socrates. An anecdote which at least-belong to the same family used to be laughed over in early Victorian drawing rooms. Amonir the royalties, creat and

V, J Q little, who came to London for the young queen's coronation there was a certain small, dried up, gray haired, bright eyed, brisk little old reijning prince of a tiny principality. He was faraway cousin to an Irish duke, whose estates in Ireland he visited before returning.

For his entertainment a village eel ebration was arranged, with irames

and dances, and especially Irish iis

and clog dances.

The ffav old prince wa3 delight-

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mous for its dancing. He still nos-

CJ i sessed a good eve, a Quick ear and

v x a light foot. That same evening in the great hall of the castle, to the

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wnistnng oi nis host s son, he endeavored to emulate some of the feats he had seen.

The duke's solemn English but

ler was present, and his horror at

m - such unroyal antics was reflected in his eves. The prince nerceiveil it

and, shootinsr a sudden forefinger

s o at him, demanded imperiously:

"f.m 1 ell me, then, what you think of my dancing!"

Discreet and dicmified. but flur-

ned inwardly, the butler's manner was perfect, but his tongue betray-

ed him. He answered:

'Your royal spryness is certain

ly 'igh."

There was a shout of laughter.

and the duke, with assumed ansrer.

cried sternly: "What! Do you dare

to insinuate that the prince is elevated that his vivacity is due to any other good spirits than hio own r Before such an accusation the poor butler's last remnant of comK)sure vanished, and, turning-wilder, with clasped hands, from hia highness to his grace, he protested earnestly : "No, I never, sir, your royal graj ness; no, I never, 6ir, your icel Youth's Companion.

Near!, a Here. ; The passengers on the Pullman ear took in the situation at a glanca and did exactly what the train robber told them to do. At the pnir.N f his pins he relieved them of thetr valuables. But at the sight of one woman he paused with a tart. "Who arc you, woman?" he demanded. "I" she flavored, "am Miss Fay de I luilie. (ha well known at til Here are my jewels. Take them ii ...

au : Tho boMnp held up his head proudly. "No." he replied; "I may be a robber, but I am no pre- agent Keep voir wealth!" Cleveland PUm Deal?.

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Cenght In the Rain. Oh, km't it JoUyr said Dicky to DoUy. "I WOndr Why DPOdIp rnmntiu

ff wo are toother, whst saatter ih

weatner? I love to be out in the mfe No need of a 'brolly - 8dTb Dltmf m Dolly; "We re not snade cf sugar or saltl

prepared by him for oer 30 years. YOU'LL give YOUR baby the BEST Your Physician Knows Fletcher's Castorir So!d only in one size bottle, never in bulk cr otherwise; to protect the

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The Sutton Hotel is 'ocated upon a high elevaI tian affording splend. d view of the picturesque springs valley. Located one square from depot X and the famous West Baden Springs. Electric I Lighted, Steam Heated, Hot and Cold Water, Fire t Proof.

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W" InnU Wil)iams mot Lord - . v ' had just lost his father. The young lord ras naturally melancholy, and f e lawyer proposed risking a theater opposite, which proposition was accepted

mere was a slight fire m the tbeater, whereupon the young lord was amonrr the first to bolt, "like a ra; bit," out of the building. Returning leisurely to the club. Mr. Williams found there his young frierd quietly smoking a cigar. Wbat on eatrth mr.de you bolt that way? You teemed frightened out of your wits (not a difficult matter perhaps). Don't yon know that on such an occasion if everybody got up and rushed out I panic wouli ensue, with very likely fatal consequences? Why on earth couldn't you sit still, as I did? There irai nothing serious the matter." Upon this, with the most patn ing air, the young gentleman replied, "Oh, yes, that's very well ; t you, but you've not just succeeded to a peer i

ge ana xco,uuu a year.'

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Bensiuve Qolfer (who has foozled)DM you laulj at me, boy V Caddie No, sir; I wis laushin at anlt!ur man. Sensitive Golfer And what's fanny about him?

CaddleUe plays gowf aufu' yon, lr. Punch.

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