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'Long Way To Tipperary' Words of the Catchy Song to Which John Bull's Boys Are Marching to War. 4 'It's a Long Way to Tipperary" has become the marching so" of the British army, according to London dispatc It is not widely known in this country. Trie Vfc. s are: Up t: mighty he 'Ion came an Irishman one day, As tne streets ar av'd with gold, sure every one was gay; Singing songs or Piccadilly, Strand and Leicester Sauare, Till Paddy got exited, then he shouted to them there: CHORUS: It's a long way to Tipperary, It's a long way to go; It's a long way to Tipperary, To the sweetest girl I know. Good-by Piccadilly, farewell Leicester Square; It's a long, long way to Tipperary. But my heart's right there. Paddy wrote a letter to his Irish Molly 0' Saying: 'Should you not receive it, write and let me know; If I make mistakes in spelling, Molly dear," said he, 'Remember, it's the pen that's bad, don't lay the blame on me." CHORUS: Molly wrote a neat reply to Irish Paddy O' Saying: "Mike Maloney wants to marry me and so Leave the Strand and Piccadilly, or you'll be to blame For love has fairly drove me silly, hoping you're the same."

8arcastlc. There is a certain Wilmington business man. of a rather waggish disposition, ho contends that his wife hasno imagination. At dinner one night he chanced to mention a tragic circumstance he had read in the evening paper on his way home. A passenger on a transatlantic steamer had fallen overboard in midocean, and he had never been seen aprain. "Wa3 he drowned?" asked his wife. "Of course not," answered the irrepressible hubby, "but he sprained his ankle, 1 believe." Argonaut. Just Her Habit. A widower was being married for the fourth time recently. During the ceremony one of the guests is surprised to hear violent sobs proceeding from a woman in a corner of the church. "Who i- that lady who is crying so bitterh ?" he asks of the bystanders. 4Oh, it"- only Marthp, our cook," answers one of the bridegroom's children. "She aiwavs blubbert

when papa get- married! London I Mail.

Ought to B; Thankful. "Docto:, growled the patient "it seems to me that $500 is a bi charge for that operation of miie. It didn't take vou over half a minute." "My dear sir," replied the famous specialist, "in learning to perforin that operation in half a minute I have spoiled over eleven pecks of luch eyes as yours." Success Mag-tzine.

The Marvels of Science.

THE STOCK EXCHANGE

A STUDENT JOXE.

Data of the First Agreement Among Conspiracy of Silence That Put ths.

New York's Brokers.

Prcfetterr In a Panic

Amateur Hypnotist See, I make the passes one two three. Now try to tep back. Vou can't do It! rick-Ma

lm patient. Well, if that ain't the limit P mused the postman as he camt down the steps of a private residence. What's the trouble r Queried the passing citizen, who haa overheard the postman's noisy thought "Why," explained the man In gray, "the woman in that house says if I don't come along earlier shall get her letters from soma other carrier." Chicago News.

The Day And the Knight. Lord Kelvin when a professor at Glasgow university was occasionally obscure and complex when the interest of a side issue led him off the beaten track. This was made the subject of an epigram which contrasted Iiis methods with those of his assistant, Day, to his disadvantage. The occasion chosen was that of his return from having received his knighthood, and a student wrote upon the blackboard, "Work while it is yet Day, for the knight cometh when no man can work."

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jrroiefsor ioomis wra in mj naait of laiid'ns : e of its projectiles with mat lematical accuracy in the center of the bullseve. The pr essor ema alwavs applauded f P this feat, but hi grim face, covered bv a tkrbtlr drawn

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In the early part of March, iW2 Professor Elias Loomts for manv the first notice was printed of the years oeevp ad the chair of asaro: tn& ?,f ! gtik echTan? ofT,co my at Tale and was the author of at 22 W all street by A. L. Bleeder thc wcll kn,,vn ,onr, of matbema.. & Sons, J. Pintard, MeEvers & Bar- - . r clay, Cortlandt & Terrers and Jav r , Tv , & Sutton. These several held' Pwfettl01 ju repeated each auctions of stock each day at noon. ?ear to tho Jun,or cour ,,f selling in rotation to insure equal lectures on phytic, Thc lector opportunities for each other. were illustrated by axpcrüfttlita. Some of the broker specialists re- and in one on cfimproapf il ax ! sented such a restricted organiza- explained the principle of the well tion, and on March 21 a meeting known air gun. was called of the dissatisfied brokers The students of each succW for purposes of protection and a class as thev entereJ the room fer C?r-Af aPPm.tcd ? F- this particular lecture found on the, vide a suitable room in which io r, r . assemble and to surest such trios 81,de.of the T0 remote ir?m

and regulations for conducting P atIorm pmali tflrget. Atur ex-

their busine-s as the

deemed necessary. The final result of this meeting, sav Moody's Maarazine, was the first signed agreement 'toiorrg dealers in securities, the oldest record now in the archives of the New York Stork Fv change. The agreement reads if

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"We, the Subscribers, Brokers ed the s -4 sign of gratiheafion for thA nnrrhnA nn.i nf PnKlio or recognition of any kind. To-hnn

Stock, do hereby solemnlv promise At wa? apr.arntly onlv a scientific and pledge ourselves to each other, riment to h exactly dementhat we will not buv or sell fromi8"?' . m . this dav, for anv person whgjlsoever,1 class of junior however, anv kind of Public- Stock at a less . who had learned of the immemorial rate than one-quarter per cent com-, Indent from the then seniors, atmission on the specie vaiue, and temPted a hul expenaient ajof that we will give a preference to their P tho being mefWeach other in our negotiations. In matical and ienti!ic human na; Testimonv Whereof we have set our ur m hands this 17th day of May, at New , Three PufTs from the a,r and York, 1792. although the students saw that the This organization had no local was perforated as nauai, habitation for conducting exchange er.e waa not a sound of applause. business. Like the curb brokers to- Professor Loomis looked a moment dav, transactions were carried on in at the clas? m a Btartled way, then the open air at a point between the at the target, and then, with a de present numbers of 68 and 70 Wal! Qe of emotibn he had nem be-

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tected ttfcm from the sun's raw and A roar c' lanhter, followed by ordinc.i .' v inclement v eather. ercn lnore than the nsnal applause, Bu in those davs was not ßhowed the professor that he had rashros, and there was an air of not lost his mathematical aceuney.

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WUliam streets, was c imWe arengea at an enormoi T)u hiirfnnwAvl ffAa Br. Ko. ture M lives and money.

doned, ai dignity of the bro- The war which, deluged Anitria kcrs' aiganization wa elevated bv nisBia with blood in 186 tmthe change. Tha Tontir.e com e ted m the former failing to anhouse vraa controlled b a chartered ;wei! a iu sked bj tha lattar. company composed of l subacrih- In the ßPnn of that year the Auaers at $200 Vach, organized as a f118 boan to arm yeTJ gi'Wf) merchants' exchange. Änd powerfully, and the Prus&iana The dealers in aeeiiritiefl and the ?ie to know the reason. To merchants were all jumbled up to- the-v woM Pve ro rePlv & gether, and at times when trading JV?' 11 nkin was a unras brisk there wu wild excitement Jnendiv metoGOQ action, and Bhoirta that would have done on-ht al. t ory campaim.credit to a band of Comanche In-Londo:i T:;

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Chinese Worship rf Aneertors. The one iritnai foraf that dominates every cla I of anciely in China is ance 4 r rorhip. In the Chinese religion there ia no other that

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