Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 32, Jasper, Dubois County, 29 May 1914 — Page 8

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Telephone to Glazier 1WISH you would get a glazier to come up and set that pane of glass the childrea broke yesterday. Tne house is as cold as a barn," said the surb urban housewife, as her husband was about to go to business. "Haven't time this morning,99 replied her husband. "Just look in the Telephone Directory you'll find several there. Give the order to th? one who, says he will send a man rij:ht up." j Its the man with the telephone who jets the hurry orders every time.

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Ths Nutmeg Trsa. The nutmeg is the kernel of the fruit of ie?eral species of trees growing wild in A-ia, Africa and America. The cultivated nutmeg tree if from fifty to seventy-five feet high and produces fruit for sixty years. The frr.it is of the size find a pea ranee of a roundish pear, yellow in c lor. The flesh part ol the fruit rather hard and NtemMea ceudied !tron. Within is the n it. envoi 1 in the curious yellowish nr! arti known to is as mace. ITp to 19 ) t he Dutch, being in poitam n of r tejau I pmdac Ing the onh tu i '- rar ly of the nutmt. ioalo , ti .

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His Litir Ktlpc There vas a fi mo I Britwh cer, Lieutenant ::.! Sir 1 eorjr Murray, who served tion to Egypt. When before Alex andria, the troop ha ing iffer c severely from want ot ?r, hit literary acquirements were of the greatest service, in trading him that Caesars rm ' 1 n in the m game predieaniei V, 'erring to his "Caesar" (which he süwmys carried in his portable librar; I, be found his recollection right- thai watei had been obtained bv Ionian from wells dilkT 'it a ' L: in 6xl ü the sands. A trial was immediate ly made, ami the result - ;t f pious supply. The Bi Draced up and conq ivred 1 Kew York Press.

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At the Zoo- Ooöd gracious! How heavy tny I anuv Kp today.- Von VI rant EnthuFias4u . 1 '; ' - power. : :;. with it touch thou a

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with it. It will rrai into gold, drudgery What matters if tne

lives beside vou cold an ! i '' Set him p "d exan pie!' Joj if 6iinplnne, and be will t' ul it. Kvry irksome task ifl - chance for power for the qualities win. h t! - bnng out are God's Lr,ft- whi( b Rt us to enjoy better Jhihjs, fasj tilings will come if you have spent your heart's blood on gaining strength, for the very goal of power is the ease which comes from strength. We laugh at thinr people who used to cow or annoy us. We lo gracefully and ftb thi taslca once so hard. 1 ' bi m e w $ Iiave

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"Oh, do; ! can never trust tny husband again. I feel convinced he to jarrying on with the cook." What makes you think that?" "Last nUrht he kissed tue In Um lark. Fliegende Blatter.

She Stumped Citadston. The story is told that at Hawarden one morning little Dorothy Drew refused to get up. When all other means had failed to coax her out of bed Mr. Gladstone was called. "Why won't you get up, my child ?" he asked. "Why, grandfather, didnt you tell me" to do whät the Bible says?" aaked Dorothy. "Yes, certainly." "Well, it disapproves of early rising; says it's a waste of time." Mr. Gladstone knew his Bible better than most men, but he was not

equal to Dorothy. For once in nis life he was nonplused. "You listen, then" went on

w W Dorothy in reply to his exclamation of astonishment, and, turning up her Bible, she read the second verse of the One Hundred and Twentyseventh Psalm, laying great emphasis on the first words, "it is vain for

tou to rue up early."

SPANISH ETIQUETTE. Politeness to Servants and Even the Street Beggars. From what we saw and from what happened to. us I made up a page of Spanish etiquette. It Is probably not correct, but I offer it a? the result of our experiences. Other people may have had different impressions. If you are of the female sex never wear a short skirt, a sailor or English walking hat unless you are willing to have people stare at you and sometimes call after you. If you have red hair dye it or be prepared to be saluted a9 "Rubia." Never bow to a man un

less he lifts his hat first. If you are a man you may dress as an English-: man, an operatic tenor or a chorus singer from Carmen without exciting remark. Never wear glasses. If you are blind take a dog on a string. When you sit down at the table or arise always bow and sav, "Buenas." This is imperative. You may jostle people without apology,; but never speak to any one without1 saying "your grace," be he noble,! friend qv beggar. Will your grace do me the favor to bring me mv1 coffee at 9 o'clock tomorrow?" would strike an American bellboy j

with dismay. But it is the literal si translation of the Spanish request.

Never tell a beggar to clear out, but ! say that you have left your purse at home and that you will remember'

him tomorrow or gently murmur that God will reward him, whereat he will smile, thank you and depart. These same beggars, who spring up on every side, seem to have a code of etiquette we could not fathom. After two or three davs there were a few who begged only from me, two or three others who besought Jean. Evidently we were understood to be the patrons of certain beggars who out of a crowd of mendicants were the only ones to approach us who would take their dole with thanks or if we said "tomorrow" wrould smilingly back away at once. A trip into Spain ought to mean more than sketches of life a9 we saw it in a single city. Yet it was our pleasure to linger on in Madrid, with the exception of three days spent in Toledo and the Escurial, for ' the whole of our two months' holiday, and to return direct to Paris without seeing any o1 the southern country, so beloved 1 other tourists. So can any one won der that to us Spain means Madrid. the city of marvelous contrasts?E. C. Allen in Outim.

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Outlate (returning to his hotel at- 2 s. m. aDi mistaking his room) Good gracious, I must be tu bed already! Here are my feet Pele Meie. , A Llvefy Chill. The dd time darky had a great admirat o i for high sounding words and ph ase. He also had a deep respect (for a man who has the boldness to devise innovations of speech. "I je tell you Massa Rawson has a pow'ful control ob language," said ope old plantation negro thoughtfullv on his return from a neighborly call. "I 'spect to learn somet'ing ebery time I hear him talk. He was telling Major .Williams bout his wife being tooken sick after dat dog bite she had, an' 'stead ob saying in respects to her shaking fit she had dat she 'shook like she had de ager same as most folks would say, what figur' is you s'posing he used V "I dunno," sanl the old man's wife sulkily from the ironing board. "II said she 'shook like an ash pan.' Dat's his figur', an I ain't pvine forget it." Youth's Compan

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Forced to Surrender. The Toung man had asked the father for his daughter and been refused. "Then you will not give me Jane?" he hoarsely demanded. "I didn't speak in Volapuk, did ?" sneered Jane's father. The young man paused at the door. "I am considered a good lookin? fellow," he said. "Ladies turn and

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