Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 31, Jasper, Dubois County, 22 May 1914 — Page 8

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Th e'youn gjw a n of critical taste in dress, be it ultra or most jyojer. atlve.will instantly recognize trie Jiitinct difference retween VlKINCr SYSTEM" appircl arj the usual readv-maJe clottiet, m MfcCKER, MAYER &, CO., CniGAGO. MAKERS Of THE "VIKIKO SYSTEM" Viking System Label Yaur Safety . Ol'R GliARANTtE

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LAMPERT & BOCKELMAN

General Merchandise.

Shoes and Clothing, Goods, Notions, Staple Fancy Groceries.

Dry and

Gauntry Produce Wanted! G-ivb us a Call. Both Phones. Free Delivery West Sixth Sti ee

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wife, as her husband was about to go to business. "Haven't time this morning," i ! ?d her bus band. "Just look in the Telephone Directory you'll find several there. Give the order to ths one who says he will send a man ri lit up." Its the man with the telephone who gets the hurry orders every time.

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Prize Offers from Leading Manufacturers Book on patents. "Hints to inventors." "Inventions needed -Why some inventors fail." Send rough sketch or model Jor search of Patent Office records. Our Ar. Greeley was formerly. Acting Commissioner of Patents, and as such h:ui full charge .ol the U. S. patent Office.

GREELEY & MANURE

Patent Attorneys Washington, D. C.

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Prudence and I Hated. Qy M QUAD.

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to 8t:iul at a down the eel nt was at once ii park PrndUi a nu assure bet thai orer Mrvclpicev : r course shi with hor chin m bo explanatlonti m d i trained for nuil'jf Zabed's mother fnti ii the matter with right The vi it! a made it up v U came bacU ;i . .! date was :-; i i , Fanner S'i!:: bed hand for a bbake and 'Zabd, gol darn i giitln' the real thl be t he happiest ui ..

county." Zabed was f r a'. nt

Then Deacon Gray. v-! ' ernd wanted I ; ;n . wire, gar Bp i ! Zabed. When h baUVv. i most BWTttl seiir, lie ' . the youiitf man had :i r stomach and would pr. ii : ; yti within two yeara itm19 ut the i!sr his wife if he had one lie fin

Jumped down Zabed'fl rhroiii t: daj when he was drinl.iv r from thi horM pond, and, though thonsauda f inducements had been ! id ut to him, nothing could prevail upon Ulm to jump out. Well, where is the young plrl, no matter how her heart tuiikfl w it ft love, v?Jo la going to aiarry a young man with a live and growing Creg in his stomach?. She ean't be fourd. She wasn't found in this case. Prudence Smith cooled "ff on 2a bed Winters, and he went about trith his hin in the air and waa t prood :. aa'i ft

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for and cau?h1 Thai m 1 1 U quest Ion. and Zalnd v come arc n cd and make up hustle on him and l he I sany: soft ii':r fow, n new hi

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ebopping wo tl ion;: enonvrh to extend a band sod sajr

"Zabed y i i dtir 1 k ka you know when j i o' c jri i i tiling? Dont fool tu ii ny n Zabed didn't uratil In, haJ h tad been öo d should marr? iheni Id Mr Btruek 1)1- trail Bhe v rn . marry, but not loo i Id in r n

lnp: for the lienefll of p who bad put In a day h el

don nod refused to laki She told lilm rtebl ffrti!

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VA.t Ft r . tV-j:. The Unjied States is thg Mil)

country in tne world that hM

four cnniers," that is to say. apl

where four states meet Look "II

your atlas and you will see Colorado, Utah, New Mexico and AriionA

touching each other. At no other place on the globe do four stitos, territories or provinces unite to form such a junction. The spot is on a spur of the Carizo mountains, and few tourists visit it, I it is not easily accessfbleanÄ partly neetfscs oomptively few people think about il b monument marks it, however, erected by the covernment surveyors. Tke paist is reached by a trail leaning from the road from the Navajo Springs in Colorado, in the Ute reservation, to the San Juan river. The Barker's Pole. How many of you can tell why a barber has a red and white striped pole as a sign? In the olden tuns barbers were also surgeons in a

mall way, particularly in the opera-

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ration it was necessary for the patient to grasp a staff, and the barber always kept .one ready, as well as strips of cloth for bandaging the patients arm. When the staff was not in use the bandage was tied to It sothat they might be together when wanted, and the barber usually hung them at his door as a sin. iS ÜH? course of time, however, a painted pole took the place at to

door of the one used in the oi

lion, and thus came the sign.

Tlie Kind You ilaro Always Boujrbt, and which ha heesa En uo far 'jver 30 years, has borne the gijrnaturo of srytf ai,(l :,s boon mado under his peryW Bonal supervision sinoe ita iiitan"? AXl Allow no one te deceive yon in tlnn Ail Cimtorfeit8f Imitations and Jtitis-jrfNMr9 aro him BxperiannWi that trillo with and endanjror the health T lufants and Child on Experience against i:porinit iU What is CASTOR I A Castor ia is a harmless substitute for Castor OU P'ire gorio, Drops and Soothing Syrups. , It is IMeasnn.. It contains neither Opitin, Morphine lior other N;ir eubstanee. Its aire is its guarantee. It destroys Wonaal and allays Feverishness. It euros Diarrluoa and .ml Colic. It relieves Teething: Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep The Children's Panacea The Mother's FricntU GENUINE CASTORiA ALWAYS

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Prudence Pmttli Biored lit?1 b tean online, tha t ho Kut4 Bis toes on bet rliit fool and enly ft v.r on I;:' left that sho l .'ul hail st VUrm' ttaiwe whon a bahy and 1 1 :t t 't was sore to roine back on her some dmy. it ml.cht Aot he a y(:r after marriage that Zabed would come up fron the cornfield some afternoon and ii!il hor (lancing All aronnd t!i- dooryard and kicking as hl.li as a fence, That settled Zabed. He wanted Prodcnce, but he didn't want a dancing dervish. More coldness, more atralned illations. It was a full jrear before id Mrs. Snyder was proved n 11 r, and it took three months longer to make up and set another date. Things had run smoothly to wltliin fortnight of the date when a tin ped-Jler tame along and bought a Sheepskin of Zabed and then told htm that Prudence Smith was deaf In the right ear, nearsighted in both jye9 and would be tongue tied before she was two roars older. Zabed hadn't noticed the deafness or blindness, but he believed in tin peddlers and at once grew frigid Result, another year lost. Tate was -till in the game, however, and when every body, including the two principals, had made up their minds that 'here would be no marriage she came loafing around to do her duty. Parmer Smith and his daughter were in the Tillage one d:ty fuylnr calko and brown sugar when Zabed Winters appeared. He had eggs to sell for hickory shirting. The lovers were brought face to face, but they didn't speak. They thought of frogs and St Vitus' dance and six toed feet and

were turning awaj when Father Smith reached out one hand for his daughter and the otlier for Zabed and said:

"Say, are you two go! durnert idiots?"

Um!" replied Trudene.

TJmr replied ZaNed.

"If y.u WttmH you'd come along with me to the preacher and gU married and her this" tarn;shun thing set tied to one and f-ir good and wmr Prudence lurked at Zabed. Zabed looked at Prudence.

Then they smiled and edgl no nearer each other, and ai hmfalif they

"What kind of a dog la that, mj yr r "It's a setter. Can t yon see bias tr , THE SEEING TELEPHONE. What May Happen When Fo Trier Invention la In Dniljr Use. You have probably heard the stori of the absont minded man at the tele phohe answering the Inquiry of the frieml who had forgotten his umörella. "Is this It?" he shouted, holding the rain defier to the 'mouthpleco of the phone. 1"his absentminded man was a prophet as we41 as an unconscious humorist, for it won't be long, they say, before he can see umbrellas and ail sorts of thl-nga over the wlro. The device which is expected to accomplish this miracle fa called the televue. It was Invented by J. B. Fowler of Portland, Ore., and has already been tested with success over a distance of 6,000 feet. Preliminary patents have been issued In Washington. The televue looks very much like an ordinary telephone. On the cabinet are

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MIES ROSE FOWLEB JJTD THTC TEXtCT17& a glass six inches In diameter, before which the talker stands, and a receiving plate one and three-quarters Inches cross, in which the transmitted image appears. This smaller disk is close to to the mouthpiece, so that the user of the phone n.ay see the person at the ether end of the wire and talk with him at the same time. Inside the box are an extra Induction coil and two more batteries than in an ordinary telephone, The visual Image Is transmitted In the form of a photograph, and the working of the apparatus is said to depend "upon the variations in the electrical resistance of a ribbon of selenium pro duced by variations in the Intensity of a beam of light ImplLging upon ltH What a boon tj the busy bousewlf the televue should prove! Na mors buying of undersized or sickly vegetables over the phone, for the grocer will have to hold each one to the glas. Madam may even onior bar bomsst bj wire and watch It progress to perfeo tlon by merelj calling up the battery fromtime t time. Street car companies will be driven to the verge of bankruptcy and dry goods stores will be converted into vast telephone s

The Kind You flave Always Bought In Use ?or Over 30 Years.

TMC CrNTAUR COMPANY. TT MURRAY STRCCT. NtW YORR CITY.

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The Sutton HOTEL I

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The Typical Home-Like Hotel."

Will V. TrothProprietor. The Sutton Hotel is 'ocated upon a high elevatian affording splendi d view of the picturesque springs valley. Loeatod tne square from dept and thfe famous West Baden Springs. Electric Lighted, Steam Heated, Hot and Cold Water, Fire

Proof. Rates $10.50 Per Week, with all the canver iences of your home. No better table service. Under new proprietorship. A hotel with service ;urpas3öd by none in the valley at a sensible rate witnin reach of all. Splendid accommodations for families. Write the management for any information you want. OPEN THE YEAR ROUND.

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