Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 18, Jasper, Dubois County, 20 February 1914 — Page 7
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Sllllllftllhc Napoleon so said. Aman
I pretty sure to be a poor fighter. It is difficult almost impoapible- for anyone, man or woman.
if digestion i poor, to succeed in business or odaily-or toe goy life. In tablet or liquid form Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery helps weak stomachs to strong, healthy action helpa them to digest the food that makes the good, rich, red blood which nourishea the entire body. This yegetable remedy, to a great extent, puta the Ii vpr mtn Art i vi t x nil trm moninonr
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fowl'
From Many, One. "This Is our most valuable and the amateur hn fanner.
"A fine breed," remarked the visitor. 7
trying to look wise. "Yes Indeed. We have named her E Pluribus Unum." "VJiv the name?" the visitor ques tloDed, "She came from the only egg that batched of fiftv in the incubator."
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MEAL liSTATE
FOR 8AJLX11 a. AI. I, IN FR1 IT. .EAR Airland. Ja kson Co., Or ; G r house, barn, utal.lirs. Must sell AI. Kflko. Ashland. Ore. FO BALE 240 A. IN KM MÖNS CO.. N. D. : 140 a cult.. S r house outbid . etc.. stk . If wanted H C Hurlinamr. T-mvik. N 1 .
J OH SALE 1&? a. IN KAUAJCAmOO CO h : T?0 a. cuit.. 10 r. dwelling, ban., outbldrs. etc a I. Ilster. R.24. Climax. Mich.
OR WALK lit A. IX ntANKM.NInd ; MO a cult.. 7 r. dwelling, bsrn, 125 apple trees, etc. C. Joerg. Brookvllle. Ind.
FOR SALE 280 A. IN CAN CO., MO.J 1J0 a. cult., bal. timber and pasture. 7 r. bouse, barn. et:. C. Riley, l; l. Florence, M
OK 8ALJC 111 a IN BPINK CO., E I . 16' a. cult . all tillable. 8 r. tlOMn. barn, out4 bldgs etc W. F. Nagel. R 1, I.,land. S. L
1 OR SALE BE8T ALL CULT 16 A. IN FT CHARLES CO.. MO ; 7 r. house, barn, rrh. H. B. Uentim i r. R. 1 . WestAiton. Mo
rOst - V II) 160 A. VIRGIN LAND IN KIT Carson Co.. Cc!o ; best black, heavy soil, all tlllabl- Mra H. A. E. Clark. Julesburg. Colo OR SALE 160 A. N R H ALK IKK. ALT A Can 80 a cult., all tillable.. 3 r. house, etc 12. "..0 ;, 0. llodRKiMsmi. Halkirk. Alta.. ''an H)K SALE SK "iloN ins IN IfeMULLEN Co. Tex.; 400 a perfect level, all tillable, near town. lr A. i-- Arnedt. Kockport. Tex 1UR SALE 110 A IN PERRY CCk IM; 10 a. cult., 7 r. house, barn, outbldgs , 3 a. rcli. L. A. Kleemann. R. 2. Tell Cttjr, Ind. FOR BALE 320 A. NEAR CI PAR. BASK.. Can.; 23S a. cult , one 4 one 3 r. bouse, barn, granaries II. W. Kord. Hassan. Alts . Can.
ion s.ALh Mont ; 76 a. chard, etc.
I NO POSSIBILITY OF HELP
Actor Had Been CaUed on So Often That Further Assistance Was Out of the Question. When "September Morn" was in its final week of rehearsal a bare spot in art III. gave unbounded annoyance to the actors, and the managers, the librettist, who was appealed to again and again to do something to brighten, a scene which was simply talk, and yet could not be cut out without throwjng awry the stage director's scheme of songs, dances and costume changes. The librettist at length made this appeal to "Dave" Lewis, the star of the piece: "Say, old fellow, you've been a comedian for 20 years and must have a trunkful of hokum. Won t you dig down into it and fish up something that will help us over this spot?" Mr. Lewis' answer was: ' I ve been an actor for 20 years, and I had a trunkful of hokum. But I ve dug down so often fixing up the first and second acts that the trunk's empty and there's a hole in the bottom."
200 a. in luisKnri) co
cult . hotis'-. barn, outbldgi
J. W. McCoy. Hi Horn.
r. orMont.
OK B A IK- 305 A. Alt., Can.; 60 a. cult granary. O. C. Srhelr.
N KAR Dl HAM KL. 7 r. house. 2 barns. Dnhamel, Alts.. Can.
LOR ALL 220 A IN OWKN CO. IND; &u a, cult., bal. pasture and timber. Rood 7 r. hse. Airs C ollenbauRh. R 3. Coal City. Ind.
FOR SAIL 320 A. NEAR WATROUS, Cask.. Can.; 236 a. cult., house, barn, grujiary. Sie B. Hut bl ison. Watroua. Sask.. Can.
FOR RALE BUST Al.f, CULT. S A. IN LINcoln Co.. Wash.; 3 r. house, outbldgs., orthard. etc. Mrs K. Fisher. Tonaak't. Wash
KOR HALE 80 A. IN oSCKoLA COM Midi 73 a. highly cult . 9 r house, barn, outbldgs.. 1 orch.. mach. A. c. t'ullen. LeRoy. Mich. FOR KAI.K A. IMPROVED FARM. No stunrps. 36 a. meadow. 35 Ofsfc bottom. $2S m m RarKuln. Teck, 'oneshoro. Ark.
FLORIDA! Titus vi He Fruit & Furm Lands Co., Indian River City, Florida QtltT the only tract of drained land in Florida black soil, n arl sub-soil, no expensive clearing, good roads everywhere. Groves being planted now. $100 to $1.000 being made per acre by farmers in this vicinity. Indian River district, rail and water transportation, railroad lare and expense of 15 day trip paid by company to buyers of 10 acres or more. Invig,te. Write C. J. WEST. Secretary of the Company. Room A. 22 Pembroke Arcade. Indianapolis. Ind.
"Ready-to-Farm"
FARMS
With Your Home Already Built IN SOUTHEASTERN MISSISSIPPI (70 rails from the Gulf Coast) Land fenced and cleared ready for the plow, a good new house, baro and deep well all these advantages on one of our 80-acre "Ream io-Karm " Farms on very easy terms. Five years to pay without Interest. No extreme heat or cold. The crops will easily pay for the land. The soil is a sandy loam on whU-h you can raie two field crops and one truck crop, or three tru k crops on the same land etu'h year. This is your real opportunity for independem e and happiness. It is the climate and soil for truly successful farming. We run personally conducted excursions the 1st and 3rd Tuesday s of every month to see the land. Write us and we wiii send von full
41 particulars and map of Mississippi fille.
E. A. Comrafs & Co.. (Est. 1869 40 N. DearSora St. , Ckicsgo. Dept. & W. L. Twtaiaf , Mgr .
ITCHING TERRIBLE ON LIMB R. F. D. No. S, Clarkfield, Minn. "My trouble was of Jong standing. It started with some small red and yellow spots about the size of a pin head on my leg and every morning there was a dry scale on top covering the affected part and when those scales were falling off the itching was more than I could stand at times. The first year I did not mind it so much as it was only itching very badly at times, but the second year it advanced all around my leg and the itching was terrible. I had to be very careful to have my clothing around the affected part very loose. At night time I often happened to scratch the sore in my sleep. Then I had to stand up, get out of bed and walk the floor till the spell was over. "I bought lots of salvos and tried many different kinds of medicine but without any success. I got a cake of Cuticura Soap and a fifty cent box of Cuticura Ointment and when I had used them I was nearly over the itching. Hut I kept on with the Cuticura Soap for six weeks and the cure was complete." (Signed) S. O. Görden, Nov. 20, 1912. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free.with :)2-p. Skin Rook. Address postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. "Adv.
His Grrevance. The court of appeal lias finally decided against Mr. George Gray, the well-known actor, in the action brought against him by Miss Marie
Corelli for infringing the copyright of
hor novel. Temporal Power," in his sketch. "The People s King." If Miss Corelli has a large circle o' readers who admire her books, there is also a number of people who do not. Two men belonging to the opposing camps, both well-known journalists, were discussing her the other day. "What I like about Miss TorcHi." said the one who admired the authoress, "is that she is m so alive!" "Yes. that's what I object to!" retorted the other. Pearson's Weekly.
135 BUSHELS PER ACRE:
was the yield of WHEAT
on many farms in Western Canada in 1913. some yields being reported as Sigh mm 50 kuaheU pr acre. As high as 100 bushels were recorded in some riiHirifta for oats.
50 cuhU for barley and
from 10 to 20 bu for flax. J. Keys arrived in th country 5 years ago from Denmark with very little means. He homesteaJed. worked hard, is now the owner of 320 acres of land.
in 1913 had a crop of 2C0 acres, which will realize him about S-4.000 His wbl weiahsd 5S lb, to the bushel and averaged over 35 buahsW
to th mcrm.
Thousands of Similar instances miffht be related of the
homesteaders in Manitoba. Sas
katchewan and Alberta. The rror nf 1Q11 11 an ahtm
dant one everywhere in Western
Canada.
Ask for deschrxive literature and
reduced railway rates. Apply to V
Superintendent of Immigration,
Ottawa. Canada, or 6C0. W. AJRO. 21 Traction Ter mal BullSlsa. tadlanaasllt. 1st. Canadian Government Agent
Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA. a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that It
Bears the Signature ol
In Use For Over 30 Years.
c hildren Cry for Fletcher's Castoria His Table Manners. "The charity worker," says one of tlu in. is always learning. We can learn much from the destitute. Thus, apropos of the affectation of some of our table etiquette. 1 once heard a hanged little chap at a school treat sa . as he held a chicken leg in one tit and a hot potato In the other: "The trouble about table manners is that they was invented by people mIio was never very hungry.'
Nichtlj coughing and torturing rhrattickle quickly relieved bv I Van' Mentholated Cuuh Drops 5c at all Druggists. Vegetable Nightcap. A vegetable nightcap may be seen in the agricultural museum at Washington. It is the sheath of an immense African flower, and is used by the natives as a cap. Turned up around the lower edge, it runs to a point like a tasM'Ud nightcap. Its color is a rich brown, its texture of a fine lacelike quahtv, and it is strong and durable.
SHE BORROWED A START
Prosperous Modiste Knew How to Make Clothes, but That's Not Secret of Her First Success.
How one dressmaker got her start in New York is the pet story of the woman who started her.
She rented t ao rooms on the nrst floor of a Ninety fifth street house," the woman said. T occupied the Moor above. I had seen her sign in the window for several weeks before I saw her. One day I met her in the hall. Two days later she called at my flat. " I'm in an aw ful pickle.' she said, and I am going to ask you to help me out. There are two ladies downstairs who want some dresses made, but before thr y give me the order they want to see borne of my work. With the exception of my own clothes and you cauld pack all of them into a bandbox I have nothing to show them. I find it very hard to drum up trade here. I haven't had a customer since I moved into this house, and I will lose those two women if I cannot make the raise of a few nice gowns to show them as samples. I have seen you go out several times in lovely dresses. Would you mind letting me have them for a few minutes? 1 will return them as soon as the women go away.' "The pure nerve of the girl staggered me. Hut you didn't make my dresses,' I said. They were made by a dreismaker. who runs a very fashionable shop.' " So I supposed,' said my neighbor. Are they marked with her name?' ' No." said I. that woman's style is her trademark, and I ought not give another the benefit of it' "The girl stood just there and looked at me, and the pitiful drooping of her eyes and mouth appealed to me more effectually than any words. The upshot of the matter was I loaned her five of my newest best gowns. Naturally the :allers were delighted with them, and gave the girl a large order for summer clothes. I worried myself sick over the affair. " What will you do,' I said, 'if you turn out poorly made garments? How w!H you square yourself?' " 'I shall not need to square myself she said confidently. And she did not need to. Her work, instead of being botchy is I had expected, it to be, was beautiful. All
she needed was an introduction, and after she got that, through gowns made by a fashionable dressmaker, her reputation ond a good income were easily made."
Explaining the Telegraph. As a general rule, the telegraph no longer arouses the wonder and awe that it did in our grandfathers. In remote countries, however, there are still people who have never heard of it. or who are unable to understand it. Das Echo tells of the perplexity that the telegraph caused in a small village of Bosnia. The government had installed a telegraph line from Prijedor to Hihat sch. What is the meaning of this wire?" asked the astonished inhabitants of a village through which the line hap pened to pass. "It is a telegraph." said the headman of the village, who had been in consultation with the officials. "Onecan send I message along this wire, straight from here to Stamboul." The villagers were incredulous. "That is impossible. How can a message run along a wire?" The headman thought awhile: then he hit upon the proper explanation. "Imagine," he said. " dog that is terribly lon, and whose tail is stretched like the wire on these poles; imagine that his tail is so long ihat he reaches from here to Stamboul. Now. suppose we pinched his tail here. Wouldn't he howl in Staniboul?" The villagers understood. Youth's Companion.
Bit of Strategy. Two men borrowed a horse and carriage to take them to a distant pond m a fishing trip. Arrived at the pond the men by the exercise of great patience, although neither knew a larness from a whiffletree, managed o get the harness on the horse, after which they tied him to a tree with a neck halter. The fishing over, the men set to Äork reharnessing the horse. They rottod that they could manage everything but the bridle. They simply couldn't get the bit into the horse's mouth, for he wouldn't open it Finally one of them said, after every ruse had failed: "Well, pardner, there's nothing to it but to wait.'' "Wait for wfealf" asked his friend. unn m
wny, tor the confounded animal to yawn."
Putnam Fadeless Dyes are the easiest r.o use. Adv.
For one man whose religion is sane thfrr urn thousands whose piety cornea hi the form of spaam.
Insured a Tree for $30,000. The most valuable fruit tree in the world has had built around it a fence HO feet high to keep out miscreants and has been insured against wind and
fire w ith Lloyd's of London for $J0.O00. The tree is a six-year-old alligator pear and is on a Whittier ranch owned by II. A. Wood worth of California. Ist year the tree made its owner $3,206. and he didn't kive it as much at'ention as the ordinary man gives to an old speckled hen. Fifteen hundred dollars of the money came from the sale of the pears at six dollars a dozen, and the remainder in other words, the big end of the purse came from the sale of budwood. Ruda sold so rapidly last year at ten cents apiece that Mr Woodworth raised his price to 22 cents in order to avoid having to ruin the tree to satisfy bud-wood huntera.
You'll wake a good taste mouth
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BUY IT BY THE BOX at most dealers for 85 cents Each box contains . twenty 5 cent packages Chew it after every meal
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The Wretchedness
Providence on His Side. Am . . imI V Ä LWISuaI . - - --
na x iUirJ Lt5 UUÜiUltti WlVUIIWr I a . . m.
Dearp little resentment toward the de- . f g - - tect.ve who may have brought him to ! Ol VOFl S 1 1 Del t IOI1 jUBiice. Neither is he always devoid Can quickly be overcome by
or a blind belief in the workings ot . CARTER'S LITTLE
rrowaence. une known to the )o- LIVER PILLS Ik e as a chronic crook" met one of Purely vegetable the detectives who had on several oc- act surelv and
casions unpleasant business with him. "How are you doing now. Tom'.'" asked the detective. "Doing! " bitterly ex-
claimed the crook. "You and
pals have fairly bottled our business!
"Well, how's the wife?" asked the
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CHILDS' GIANT SUMMER COSMOS
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crook neariv broke down. 4 The
missus." he said, -died a month o Vjenuine must bear signature
It was a near thing that the parish didn't have to bury her, but (with a ring of heartfelt gratitude in his voice) Providence was very good, for It sent along a mug in the nick 'o time and I done him for 20 quid. We was able to bury poor Liz quite decent-like! "-.Manchester Guardian.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE COMET?
PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM a tott prepamtioa of to- L. lm to in Sf. For R ci torin Colnr mjA
Beaut y to Cray or Faded Hair.
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Many School Children Are Sickly. Children who are delicate, feverish ami cross will get immediate relief from Mother Ciraj H Bweet Powders for Children. They cleanse the 1 tomach. act on thelirer, and are recommeuded for omplalninfr children. A pleasant remedy ! for worm. Used by Mothers f r j ear . At i all Druggists, 26o. Sample FRKE. Address, A. 8. O. uted, Le Roy, N. Y. Adr.
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Only One "BROMO QUMNE" To ret the eenuine, call for fall r.A-ne. LAXATIVE BROMO UUIN1NE. Look for ign-tuxe of B. W. GROVE. Cures a Cold ia One Day. 25c.
Uncomplimentary. "I've a half mind to tell you I think ot you!"' snorted Mr. bins. Tmph:" replied Mr. Swatley. a mind is what you were with."
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