Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 17, Jasper, Dubois County, 13 February 1914 — Page 7
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Mm Fight On Their &AmüAlt Napoleon so said. A man PIVMIIdVIIV with a weak stomach is
I prettj 11 re to be a poor fighter. It is difficult almost .mpossible for anyone, man or woman.
If digestion is prior, to succeed in basiness or socially or to enjoy life. In tablet or liquid form Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery helps weak sumachs to strong, healthy actionhelps them to digest the food that makes the good, rich, red blood which nourishes the entire body. This vegetable remedy, to a great extent, put the liver into activity oils the marhinerv of
the human system so that those who spend their working hours at the desk, behind the counter, or in the home axe rejuvenated into vigorous health. Äse broujrht rehef to many ' Jvt sands every year for over forty years. It can tauera you and doubl? restore; to you your former health and strength At least you owo it to yourself to & re tt a trial. Sold by Medicine Dealers or sen d 50c for trial box of Tablet Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel A Surgical Institute, Buffalo. Y. Too tan hsvs Dr. Pie rce's Common Sonst Medico! Adviser of 1008 Poets for Sie.
From Many, One. "This Is our most valuable fowl," and the amateur hen farmer. "A fine breed," remarked the visitor, trying to look wise. "Yes Indeed. We have named her E Pluribus Unum." "Why the name?" the visitor questioned. "She camo from the only egg :hat hatched of flfiy in the incubator."
UKAL ESTATE
FOR KALK 11 A.. AUL IS FRUIT, N RA R Ashland, Jackeon ''o.. Ore.; 6 r house, barn, outbids Must eil. a j;k-. Ashland. Ore FOR SALE 240 A. IN EMMONS CO., N. I ; 140 a. cult . I r. house, outbldga.. ate, stk . If wanted. R. C urlinaram-. Tmvik. N 1.
NO POSSIBILITY OF HELP
FOR MALE 1 59 a. IN K I..M A ZOO CO., Mich ; T30 a. cult.. 10 r. dwelling harn, outbids, etc o D. Heeler, R 2i, Climax. Mich.
FOR l K 210 Ind ; 140 a. cult, apple trees, en.
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IN PRANKL1 N CO. , r. dwelling, barn, 125 Joerg. brookville, Ind.
FOB SAM-; 280 A. IN MORGAN CO., MO.; 130 a. cult., bal. timber and pasture. 7 r. houpr- barn. t.-. Riley, R.1, Florence, Mo.
1 Of; B i t0 a. cult bid km . etc
210 A. IN Sl'INIC CO. 8. D .:
al! tillable. 8 r. hnu-. barn, outW. F. Nag1 I. R.2. Doland. S. L
I-OK HALKBEST ALL CULT, KG A. IN ST CHARLES CO. MO.; 7 r house, bain, orth. ii. B. Menncr.teit-r, It 1. WeatAlton. Mo.
FOR SALE 16,. A. VIRGIN LAND IN KIT Caror Co.. Colo ; best black, hi aw soil all tillable Mrs. H. A K. Clark. Julesburjf. Colo FOR SAI.F 160 A NR HALKIRK, ALT A., Can . 80 a. cult., all tillable.. 3 r. house, etc S2.C00. Oo. Ho.iLrki.iv . Külkirk. Alta.. 'an. FOR SALE BS n Ü i McMULLEN Co.. Tex.; 400 a. perfect level, all tillable, SSsmr town. Dr. A. F. Arnedt. Rockport. Tex. VOK 8ALE i:o A. IN PERR1 CO INI; O a. cult., 7 r. house, barn, outbids .. 3 a. orcn- L. A. Kleemann. R. 2. Tell CiJ, lad. FOR 8 ALE 3: i NEAR CUPAR BASK.. Can.; 235 a. cult , one 4 one 3 r. house, barn. Sranaries. 11. V Kord. Bassano. Aita.. Can. IOK BALE 200 A. IN ROSEBl D . Mont ; 75 a. cult . house, harn. outb dps orchard, etc. J. W. Mifoy. Bljr Hon,. Mont.
Actor Had Been Called on So Often That Further Assistance Was Out of the Question. When ' September Morn" was in its final week of rehearsal a bare spot in art III. gave unbounded annoyance to the actors, and the managers, the librettist, who was appealed to again and again to do something to brighten a scene which was simJHy talk, and yet could not be cut out without throwing awry the stage directors scheme of songs, dances and costume changes. The librettist at length made this appeal to "Dave" Lewis, the star of the piece: "Say, old fellow, you've been a comedian for 20 years and must have a trunkful of hokum. Won't you dig down into it and fish up something that will help us over this spot?" Mr. Lewis' answer was: "I've been an actor for 20 yea re-, and I had a trunkful of hokum. But I've dug down so ofth fixing up the first and second acts that the trunk's empty and there's a hole in the bottom."
MR HALE 305 A. NEAR DUHAMEL, Alta.. Can.: 60 a. cult.. 7 r. house. 2 barns granary. O. C Scheie. Duhamel. Alta.. Can.
IOK BALK a. cult., bal. hse. Mrs. C.
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unsure anu timoer. roou 7 r.
'ollenbaugh 17.3. Coal City, Ind.
FOR SALE 320 A Baak.. Can.; 235 a . o ary. -tr. It. Hut; runs
: YVATROCS. e, barn, granjs. Sask.. Can.
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coin Co., Wash.; 3 r. )t,
chard, etc. Mrs. K. Flalcr.
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LT S A. IN LINe. out biliös orToasaakct. Wah.
FOR SALE SO A. IN O ISO1 72 a. highly cult.. 9 r hous.-. I a. orch., mach. A. C. Pul. n
V 'O.. MICH, n. outbldgs.. Roy. Mich.
FOR SALE 70 A. IMPROVED . ARM. No stumps. S5 a. meadow. 3i creek bottom, 27 acre Bargain. E. Peek, ,1oneoom. Ark.
FLORIDA! Tituswille Fruit & Farm Lands Co., Indian Riwer City, Florida Offer the only tract of drained land in Flotida black soil, marl sub-soil, no expensive clearing, good roads everywhere. Groves being planted now. $100 to $1.000 being made per acre by farmers in thia vicinity. Indian River district, rail and water transportation, railroad fare and expense of 15 day trip paid by company to buvers of 10 acres or more. Investigate. Wnte C. J. WEST. Secre tary of the Company. Room A. 22 Pembroke Arcade. Indianapolis. Ind
"Ready-to-Farm"
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With Your Horn Already Built IN SOUTHEASTERN MISSISSIPPI (70 mils from the Gulf Coast) Land fenced and cleared ready for the plow, a good new bouse, barn and deep well all lhes advantages on ote of our SO-aere "Rkadt-to-Farm" Farms on very easy terms. Five years to pay without Interest. No extreme heat or cold. The crops will easily pay for the land. The HQ is a sandy loam on which you can iilse two field crops ami one truck oror , or three truck crops on the tame land each year. This is your real opportunity for independence and bappiiiet. It is the climate and soil for truly successful farming-- W o run personally conducted excursions t he 1st and M Tuesdays of every month ? the 1 1 TXT - I 1 1 1 J M 11
particulars and map of Mississippi tkke. j
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ITCHING TERRIBLE ON LIMB
R. F. D. No. 3, Clarkfield, Minn. "My trouble was of long standing. It started with some small red and yellow spots about the size of a pin head on my leg and every morning there was a dry scale on top covering the afiected part and when those scales were falling off the iteming was more than I could stand at times. The first year I did not mind it so much as it was only itching very badly at times, but the second year it advanced all around my leg and the itching was terrible. I had to be very careful to have my clothing around the affected part very loose. At night time I often happened to scratch the sore in my sleep. Then I had to stand up, get out of bed and walk the floor till the spell was over. "I bought lots of salvos and tried many different kinds of medicine but without any success. I got a cake of Cuticura Soap and a fifty cent box of Cuticura Ointment and when 1 had used them I was nearly over the itching. Hut I kept on with the Cuticura Soap for six weeks and the cure was complete." (Signed; S. O. Görden, Nov. 20, 1912. Cuticura Soap and Ointment soid throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.' AdT.
Hia Grrevance. The court of appeal has finally decided against Mr. George Gray, the well-known actor, in the action brought against him by Miss Marie Corelli for infringing the copyright of her novel. "Temporal Power,'' in his sketch. "The People s King." If Miss Corelli has a large circle o' readers who admire her books, there is also a number of people who do not. Two men belonging to the op-
I posing camps, both well-known jour
nalists, were discussing her the other day. "What I like about Miss Corelli." said the one who admired the authoress, "is that she is so- so alive!" "Yes. that's what I object to!" retorted the other - Pearson s Weeklv.
SHE BORROWED A START
Prosperous Modiste Knew How to Make Clothes, but That's Not Secret of Her First Success.
How one dressmaker got her start in New York is the pet story of the woman who started her. "She rented two rooms on thpflrat
floor of a Ninety fifth street house," the woman said. I occupied the floor above. I had seen her sign in the window for several weeks before I saw hr. One day I met her in the hall. Two days later she called at my Hat. " 'I'm in an awful pickle." she said, and I am going o ask you to help me out. There are two ladies downstairs who want some dresses made, but before they give me the order they want to see some of my work. With the exception of my own clothes and you cauld pack all of them into a bandbox 1 have nothing to show them. 1 find it very hörd to drum up trade here. 1 haven't had a customer since I moved into this house, and I will lose those two women if I cannot make the raise of a few nice gowns to show them as samples. I have seen you go out several times in lovely dresses. Would you mind letting me have them for a few minutes? I will return them as soon as the women go away.' The pure nerve of the girl staggered me. " T.ut ; ou didn't make my dresses,' I said. They were made by a drossmaker, who runs a very fashionable shop.' " 'So ! supposed,' said my neighbor. Are they marked with her name?' " 'No.' said I. that woman's style is her trademark, and I ought not
give another the benefit of it.' "T le girl stood just there and looked at me, and the pitiful drooping of her eyes and mouth appealed to -.ue more effectually than any words. The upshot of the matter was 1 loaned her five of my newest best gowns. Naturally the callers were delighted with them, and gave the girl a large order for summer clothes. I worried myself sick over the affair " 'What will you do,' I said, 'if you turn out poorly made garments? How will you square yourself?' " 'I shall not need to square myself,' she said confidently. "And she did not need to. Her work, instead of being botchy as I had expected it to be, was beautiful. All she needed was an introduction, and after she got that, through gowns made by a fashionable dressmaker, her reputation and a good income were easilv made."
Explaining the Telegraph. As i general rule, the telegraph no longer arouses the wonder and awe that it did in our grandfathers. In re mote countries, however, there are still poople who have never heard of it. or who are unable to understand it. Das Kcho tells of the perplexity that the telegraph caused in a small village of Bosnia. The government had installed a telegraph line from Prijedor to Hihat sch. What is the meaning of this wire?" asked the astonished inhabitants of a village through which the line hap pened to pass. "It is a telegraph." said the headman of the village, who had been in consultation with the officials. "One can send a message along this wire, straight from here to Stamboul." The villagers were incredulous. "That is impossible. How can a message run along a wire?" The headman thought awhile: then he hit upon the proper explanation. Imagine," he said, "a dog that is terribly long, and whose tail is stretched like the wire on these poles: imagine that his tail is so long that he reaches irom here to Stamboul. Now. suppose we' pinched his tail hfre. Wouldn't he howl - Stamboul?" The iuagers understood. Youth's Companion.
Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safo and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
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BUSIES PER ACRE
was t ha yield of WHEAT
C2
on many
in
Western Canada in
1913. some yield being ie ported as high as SO bushels pr acre. As high as 100 bushels were recorded in sou.e districts for oats.
50 SJaVasi for barley ara
from 10 to 20 bus. for flav. J. Keys a rived in the country S years ago from Denmark with very little means. He homestead ed. worked hard, is now the owner ol 320 acres of land. in 1913 had a croo of 200
scree, which will realue him about $4.000. HlS wheat t weight 68 Iba. to the kuafeel and averaged over 35 bushels to the acre.
Thousands of similar instances miKht be related ol the homesteaders in Manitoba. Sas
katchewan and Alberta. The crop of 1913 was an abun
dant oue everywhere in Western! Canada.
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Children Cry for Fletcher's Caetoria Hia Table Manners. "The charity worker," says one of them, "is always learning. 'VYe cau learn much from the destitute. Thus, apropos of the affectation of some of our table etiquette. I once heard a hagped little chap at a school treat sa as he held a chicken leg in one fltft and a hot potato in the other: "The trouble about table manners is that they was invented by people uho v. as never very hungry.''
Bit of Strategy. Tuo men borrowed a horse and carriage to take them to a distant pond on a fishing trip. Arrived at the pond (be men. by the exercise of sreat patience, although neither knew a larness from a whiffletree. managed 'o get the harness ofT the horse, after which they tied him to a tree uith a neck halter. The fishing over, the men set to work reharnessing the horae. They 'ound that they could manage everything but the bridle. They simply couldn't get the bit into the horse's
mouth, for he wouldn't open it. Final
mt-ui fruiu, auer everv ruse
had failed: "Well, pardner. there's nothing to it but to wait." "Wait for what?" asked his friend. '"Why. for the confounded animal to yawn."
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Providence on His Side. As a rule the habitual wrongdoer i bears little resentment toward the de tective who may have brought him to j justice. Neither is he always devoid , of a blind belief in the workings ol Providence. One known to the po- ! lice as a "chronic crook" met one of j the detectives who had on several oc- 1 casions unpleasant business with him. "How are you doing now. Tom?" asked the detective. "Doing!" bitterly ex , claimed the crook. "You and your pals have fairly bottled our business!" j "Well, how's the wife?" asked the man from the Yard, whereupon the crook nearly broke down. "The ;
missus, he said, "died a month ago. It was a near thing that the parish didn't have to bury her, but (with a ring of heartfelt gratitude in his voice) Providence was very good, for It sent along a mug in the nick 'o time and I done him for 20 quid. We was able to bury poor Liz quite decent-like! "Manchester Guardian.
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Nightly coughing and torturing throatttekk quuklv reuared bv rVan'? Mentholated C ouuh Drops at all Dru'sU. Vegetable Nightcap. A vegetable nightcap may be seen in the agricultural museum at Washington. It is the sheath of an immense African flowi-r, and Is used by the natives as a cap. Turned up around the lower edge, it runs to a jioint like a tasseled nightcap. Its color is a rich brown, its texture of a fine lacelike quality, and it is strong and durable.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes are the easiest to use. Adv.
For one man whose religion is sane there are thousands whose piety comes in the form of spaams.
Insured a Tree for $30.000. The most valuable fruit tret- in the world has had built around it a fence HO feet high to keep out miscreants and has been insured against wind and fire with Lloyds of London for $39,901. The tree is a six-year-old alligator pear and is on a Whittier ranch owned by H. A. Woodworth of California Iist year the tree made its owner $ :,- 206, and he didn't kive it as much at U ntion as the ordinary man gives to an old speckled hen. Fifteen hundred dollars of the money came from the sale of the pears at six dollars a dozen, and the remainder in other words, the big end of the purse came from the sale of budwood Buds sold so rapidly last year at ten cents apiece that Mr Woodworth raised his price to a cents in order to avoid having to ruin the tree to satisfy bud-wood hunters.
Many School Children Ar Sickly. Children who are del iea!e feverish and cross will get immediate relief from Mother (irav a Sweet Powders for Children. They cleanse the stoma h. act on the liver, and are recommended
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Uncomplimentary. " I've a half mind to tell you I think of you!" snorted Mr. bins.
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