Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 15, Jasper, Dubois County, 30 January 1914 — Page 8

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Filled Vacant Seat THE Boulgers were about to start on an automobile ride, when a friend who was to have gone telephoned that she was too ill to make the trip. Who would have the vacant scat? A tele none ca 1 1 to another friend found her ready and eager to accept the short notice invitation. When it is necessary to change p ans, i the Telephone is invaluable in making last-moment arrangements.

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Lxy Bird.

! The "mournl fowls" of Australia and New flninoa construct rnoundf of decay r." u -es for their nest. In these the :;rs nre laid and boTered or with the same material. The irarmtl cn rendered hy the deponnp ail f of the leaves causes the eirgä td batchy Lhe young indue time h .rrow : wai t life and the open air. T? biriH are regarded ft t! e lazuM f &ii the feathery k n ' n Ne..v to them come tii chi uion blackbird of America U t la i k a. These Mackbirds ntnor biM Dents of tlio'rowa, but lay their --r pi m l'ie of other birds and lea1, e mJV be hatched by footer ntoth 171 I ii an unfortunate iwjXHilioti n the tmaller birds M f ha MackWrtfi young is so large when Tr- t Ui u lied that he oon crowds the email, birds out f tin nest and pdm it ai

Oomtttic Philosophy.

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Husband A maxi doesn't know what happiness la till he's married! Wife I'm glad you're found that out it last! Husband-Yea, and then If s too late; Haltare Welt

Sarcastic. There is a certain Wilmington business man, of a rather waggish disposition, who contends that his wife has no imagination. At dinner one night he chanced to mention a traeic circumstance he had read

in the evening paper on his way home. A passenger on a transatlan

tic steamer had fallen overboard in midocean, and he had never been

eeen again. "Was he drowned? asked his wife. "Of course not,"

answered the irrepressible hubby,

"but he epramed his anüle, 1 Delieve." Argonaut.

Burprewnetst

alciou have tov murderer?

Constable- PrtL

It sir. TbatN alt) 1 ' . eomBtance.- -V I ' 1 Curd b Tunn ' Sort2. Havini: vaiiJv tiled ttfan an various reme li 1 rtttor$ In a business man v iiom 1 kjiiovr :rv who had fallen :it-t a ffiOfl d (m dition owing to years of Overwork a famous Baltinvd physician last persua'l'd his pat! ::t to tfl a course of funny stories one h each mcaL with an extra tw1 : dinner. The patient, a solemn Hi gloomy fel'ow, at first rebelled, bu

finallv falling m with the iden adopted the course recom mntl and was in the end re-torod 1 health, thB ef5e:l drf laughter bcin entirelv to rhunjje his tnetilaJ an bodilv condit i n. Langhtei, m fact, i-5 ona ffl tl cheapest and most e live ;' rnicines, brenuin :j; sla v. mind and bod;. nrd 1 Ijn healthv !brnti ut t! . : . R'

tern. The is ve ter uitli the man heart v laugh. secan

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Just Her Habit. A widower was being married for

the fourth time recently. During the ceremony one of the guests is surprised to hear violent sobs pro ceeding from a woman in a corner of the church. "Who is that lady who is crying so bitterly?" he asks of the bystanders.

"Oh, it's only Martha, our cook' answers one of the bridegroom' children. "She always blubbert when papa gets married l" London Mail. Ought to Be Thankful. "Doctor' growled the patient, "it seems to me that $500 is a big charge for that operation of mine. It didn't take you over half a min" ute." "My dear sir," replied the famoua specialist, "in learning to perform that operation in half a minute I have spoiled over eleven pecks of inch eyes as yours," Success Mag-

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THE SEEING TELEPHONE.

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Invention Im In Dnllr Vm: Y6u have probably heard the of the absent minded nran at the

phone answering the Inquiry of the friend who had forgotten hla nrtftorella. "is this it?" he shouted, holding the rain defler to the mouthpiece of O phone. This absentminded man wie prophet a 9 well aa an unconscloua ht morist, Tor it won't be long, they say, before he can see umbreUaa and afl sorts of things over the wire. The device which Is expected to accomplish this miracle la called the teleroe. It waa lnventedby J. B. Fowler of Portland, Ore., and Raa already bean tasted with success over a distance of 6,000 feet. Preliminary patents have bean Issued in Washington. The televne looks very much lias an ordinary telephone, On the cabinet ase

"Vi biit i iii.l ..f .1 dos ts that, iuy V)y?M "!ts Mtiar t':aii't ytt a hloa et V

The Day Ana the Knight. Lord Kelvin when a professor at Glasgow univerftity was occasionally obscure and complex when the interest of 1 side issue led him off the beaten track. This was made the subject of an epierran. which con

trasted his methods with those of his assistant, Day, to his disadvantage. The occasion chosen was that of his return from having received his knighthood, and a student wrote upon the blackboard, "Work while it is yet Day, for the knight cometh when uo man can work."

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Prize Offers from Leading Manufacturers Book on patents. "Hints to inventors." "Inventions needed. M -Why some inventors fail." Send rough sketch or model for search of Patent Office records. Our Mr. Greeley was formerly. Acting Commissioner of Patents, and as such had full charged the U. S. Patent Office. '

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GREELEY &.M9INTIBE

Patent Attorneys Washington,. T. C.

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At tha reception today bis majast fconored me by graciously üinglln ni out to apeak to me In person! Ill majeaty tapped me on the rhok ani aafd. "Are yu here, too. you old nam akullV" You can Imagine, Adelheid aaw eavioua all tna etnara waral lmftttnealmaa (Manldü.

MIB8 Boen vowitZB axj tmm TBLim a glas alx Inches in diameter, before which the talker stands, and a receiving plate one und three-quarters Inches across, In which the transmitted Image appears. This smaller disk la close to to the mouthpiece, so that the user of the phone may see the person at the other end of the wire and talk with him at the same time. Inside the box are an extra Induction coil and two more batteries than In an ordinary telephone. The visual image Is transmitted in the form of a photograph, and the working of the apparatus is said to depend "upon the variations In the electrical relistance of a ribbon of selenium produced by variatlona in the Intensity of a beam of light impinging upon It." What a boon to the busy housewtf

tns televue should prove! No mora buying of undersized or sickly vegetables over the phone, for the grocer will have to bold each one to the glass. Madam may even order her bonnet by wire and watch it progress to perfee tion by merely calling up the battery from time to time. Street car companiea will be driven to the verge of bankruptcy and dry goods stores will be converted Into vast telephone ss

The Kind You Have Always Bougrht and which has been In use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of

and has been made under his per-

tr - ßonal supervision since its infancy.

Allow no one to deceive you in this

All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-njood" are but; Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and ChildrenExperience against Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Castoriu 1 a harmless substitute for Castor Ola rrf goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is PleasanC It contains neither Opinio Morphin, nor other Narcotie substance. Its age is its guarantee. 1 It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and AVind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTÖRIA ALWAYS

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The KM You Have Always BougDi In Use For Over 30 Years. TMt eCNTAWN OOMMNT, TT MURRAY ITMIT, H f W TORR CITT.

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The Typical Home-Like Hotel."

Will V. Troth,Proprietor. The Sutton Hotel is 'ocated upon a high elevatian affording splendid view of the picturesque springs valley. Located one square from depot and the famous West Baden Springs. Electric Lighted, Steam Heated, Hot and Cold Water, Fire Proof. Rates $10.50 Per Week, with all the conver iences of your home. No better table service. Under new proprietorship. A hotel with service mrpassed by none in the valley at a sensible rate within reach of all. Splendid accommodations for families. Write the management for any information you want. OPEN THE TEAR ROUND.

THE OLD EXCUSES

"There's no hurry," "I can wait a little longer for my insurance" have left many a family to face a bitter fight with poverty and privation. If there is one thing that should receive the first consideration of married men, it is LIFE INSURANCE. Now is the time to apply for a policy. Arch C. Doane Jasper Indiana

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