Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 14, Jasper, Dubois County, 23 January 1914 — Page 8

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Bobby's Unfortunate Delay. He was live years old. On this particular Jay mother had dressed him with unusual care and was very much displeased to have him come in with clothing dirty and torn. She had so often told him he must take his own part in the hoys' scraps fight should the occasion demand it. This he would not do. And now she intended to punish him. Bob hoc: me very indignant and 6aid, We!l, mamma, I just told the bov I wasn't read to fight, and wh.:: ! p 'y be was settin or :e." I telii Bator.

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c 1 liiid a fancy to k abroad lu the a diplomat le oi-jm, but aa 1 bad m in ! fluni n ti uro ati anpobitmettt 1

kept my a ml.it ion to mynnf. My pupil Alec Kirk, h1i iUI Inno boon nanly fr colb'Ro, but Ii wna not, and It war my part t tr t Mm roady aa aoon n puastbb. III fatlnr. aftT turnlny him ovr, tu mi', wont t Kurpo Ho fol n 1 1 i hi h 4:: mo a nIiiIo In SCliMtloa x la: "llollH lot inn w .man . Lilt) Wbllo I am aw i) " I tnado a ooinpanlon f Moo, mi .1 haoomo! to onjny my n In profor soco to that of yountf fvllowa of bin cn iiki' llo inv.' ii li 1m oonfblotioo In o ory tiling but no A unman laid nIoüo fur blm, and i. UM t t t-P ino, 1 1 i i I i hr bad lootui'od blm l o furo uinf nA$ mi bla auooptlbliii Sad IdW blni ll;it I w a oiiii-.w . iv.l tu forbid bis attoitthib to any wmuun AI.- not anly fallt d to tfosl ttio mat !, in in.', inn told Ibo wmutiii i ntryliiK lo mart him or my bar ;o, Hb s UN M nui i imuuli t. - p aloof froia mo, ami I l,.l not Ol a-o vv bor or hoi object nn i was lafomsd of both tj tb.- bOMHoUropot I war mal Ilm li.aiaokoopor nui lo .h uh'O tb.- fa l that I knew ot what wan Köllig on. if I ouiild nho Ilm boy 1 u-.uM put bin father ander obligations. Mr. Kirk hail groat polltiitfil InAuom e Aloo h.d tin buly to win m. rod opllltou, Hho, huppualhtf that 1 know nothing uf tbi'lr affair, ooiihouiI. tbouk'h rolurlanlly. I wan lntroduoeü to Miss Martha CollIiiKWOod, iiod twcnty-olghl, hnpeounloUH, passably good looking and of a OOSBSBOB family. 1 eaUsd on bet vsltb Alec aud during tho oall manlf'Nti-d a fiiondllnoss that aJaarmed both, rut whiio extomiing tlio ollvo brauch I wan Hharpcnlnt the sword. 1 suk'estod that Miss Collingwood and Alec use tho tounla court at his homo and even offered If we could And another jxlrl to make up a act with them myself. 1 bad In mind Mls& Gladys lloyle, a young lady who had the fa.-ulty of making the most raspIntf remarks with the most kindly protended intention. Knowing that there la nothing whh h will turn a man from a Woman quicker than a feminine llht, I hoped to use Miss lloyle for the pur pose of drawing out whatever of .temper Miss CoUlnfwood might possess and Intended that gMee should witness the scrimmage. We secured Miss lloyle, and I chose henformy partner. Miss Colling wood opened the game, serving to me. I Font the ball buck, and she returned It. It dropped Just within the line, but I pronounced It foul. That wasn't foul," said Miss Cot llngwood. I looked at my partner for support 'Certainly it was," she said. "My eyes must have deceived me," said Miss Collingwood. 'Some people can't play tennis at all," returned Miss lloyle, "oa account of their eyes. I thought I saw something amies with yours. It's quite noticeable." There was an ominous flash from Miss Collingwood. She made no reply, and the game went on. My own game had opened auspiciously, and fortune continued to favor me. Miss lloyle in volleying close to the uet sent the ball against Miss Collingwood's nose. The latter dropped her racket and causrht a trlrklinfc lin o ill of Mood in her handkerchief. 'You did that on purpose," she cried easting a flashing glance at Miss Hoyle. 'You flatter me. If I could hit a mark like that I'd enter for a championship," replied Miss Hoyle. Miss Collingwood was getting ready for a rejoinder when I added to her ruffling by asking if she would proceed with the game. 'I don't think she'd better," Miss Hoyle put in, "with that nose. It'll be all the colors of the rainbow tomor

row. My advice is raw beef." "Some people are offensive with their advicef srapped the sufferer. Pleasure had gone out of the game for Alec. He proposed to stop playing Miss Collingwood started for the house to put cold water on her nose. Alec, Instead of accompanying her, foucd occupation in gathering the balls and rackets. I whispered to hkn to take Miss Hoyle home. She smilingly accepted his Invitation. As the two walked away Miss Collingwood turned and darted a tiery spark. I saw her home, adding fuel to the flame by tell

ing her that I thought Miss Hoyle had sent the ball jfitWSt her nose on purpeas and was trying to catch Alec. I supposed that I had only made a beginning, out I was mistaken. -AYhen Alec and 1 met again he confessed to rae that there had been an affair between him and Miss Collingwood (at which I expressed great surprise), but

that it was ended. I kindly offered to give him my advice as to the besr method of drooping it. The illusion had passed outof him, and nothing could bring it back. When Mr. Kirk returned from Enrope I made no mention of his son's escape, but he learned of It and asked me about lt. I told him the story, at the end of whlh he said: 'You sbi uld be In the diplomatic corps. The first requisite of a diplomat is absence of conscience. Judginv from your aeis In this case, you doc't know the meaninc: i f tae wrd." I confessed thru I had a hnxik. ri -

! In the diplomatic line, ard ne promKe to see the secretary of state in my in terest. The result was an appointment sad. having began with a small etrek 1 1 am now making Uf unss

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