Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 11, Jasper, Dubois County, 2 January 1914 — Page 4

JASPER COURIER

JAMPKB, IK II M OOtITf, INDIANA

anter-l tl- r.MtofJoe i Jeapi-r. lad for trauern 9m tr. co igü t b mail aaaeo oulo?-s matter

rtafcsj notion ItJI l'er Year.

The English barons when they appeared before King John were "Knockers" and knocking hard. They secured the Magna Charta of hnman rights and established English freedom. George Washington, Ben Franklin, Patrick Henry, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson etc . . t - 1 . . . . mm

vere KnocKers win a bitr

SPANISH ETIQUETTE.

Politeness to Servants and Even ths Street Beggars. From what vre saw and from what happened to us I mado up a page of Spanish etiquette. It s probably not correct, but I offer it as the result of our experiences.

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FRIDAY. JANUARY 2, DM4. r i The COURIER wishes

aom which permits many nonrnrn mm m H ll r 1

KtrorrhnrtTT A HSfllW Ä;Kncking nsn worms to live, sev

tvajmvvjf riv eral in jaSper who ought

OtVinr Tvnnlfl mav have hnr niftpr-

7 )' mi i n ! l w mmmmwm fx v.v ...... ....... . i. mm K. lhenOn-knOCkingEnCllsh ' Mi imnrpinno If von ar rf th

fish worms offered a reward for female sex never wear a short skirt.

them dead or alive Yet these a gau0r or Enelish walking hat un

Prosperous New Year.

Taggart Wins

Chairman

District

knockers'' established the1 lpc wtm ar willing to have neonle

jUnited States with persona! free- ßtare at you and sometimes call I -1 1 1 . mi

after you. If you have red hair dye it r be nrcDared to be saluted as

ught to be "Bubi." Xever bow to a man un-

less he lifts his hat first. If you are a man you may dress a3 an Englishman, an operatic tenor or a chorus singer from Carmen without exciting remark. Never wear glasses.

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Primary March I3tli

Tom Taggart is conceded to have won in all of the Indiana congressional districts Monday, at least nine of the elected democratic district chairmen being openly friendly to him. This insures the re-election of Bernard Korbly as state chairman. Korbly is a Taggart man. The Wilson Bryan forces in Indiana lid not carry a single district.

The chairman elected are: First -Ben Bosae, Evansville. Second--Dr. J. Archer, Spencer. Third Mark Stören, Scottsburg. Fourth -F. M. Griffiths, Vevay Fifth James B. Kandel, Greencasth. Sixth-Walter Chambers, New Castle. Eighth William Ksnkel Bluffton. Ä Ninth-William K Longley Noblesville Tenth-Charles J. Murphy, Rrookaton.

Eleventh E E. Cox Hartford

CityTwel f th - Edward Hoffman , Fort Wavne-

Thirteenth D M. Bechtel,

Goshen. The Jasper would-be candidate got cold feet or a COLD FOOT hpfo.ro tho Convention and Mark Storen did not have any opposition. There is another Dubois County man who wi41 have very cold feet before MXt election. Friday March 1 U was set as the date of the . ssional piimary election, the county ones will also be held on the same day n mast comities. And ..ll of the would be office holders who "t tickets up Salt river will sweai ever afterwards tfcat Friday and ithe 13th are hoodoos. Here's hoping it is a hoodoo to Bilk Cox. THE KNOCKERS.

Are the salt, the life giving principles of the earth All the progress of the world has been due to the kneckers. The man who cries "KNOCKER" is always a faker or a rascally thief and when his rascalliy is shown up he cries "KNOCKEK " It is the argument of a brainless mussel pated jelly fish. History is filled with the deeds of tiki KNOCCER." The spineless fish worm is a non knocker and is only good for lish bait and don't make very good bait at that. You can find the non-knocker in

almost any town, a 2 legged mossbacked animal of the jellyfish variety without the neve of a fish worm, whose only ambition is to crawl around a dung pile and get fat Jesus Christ was a KNOCK EK from wayback; and the way he knocked the publicans and Pharisees out of God's temple is stiil remembered by millions of the

world's people. Pontius nlate, the Roman Judge was a KNOCKER, when he tl 1 the Jew mob, that he "could llnd no fault wtih Him," and th n washed his hands l the whole business Judas Iscariot was a KNOCKER when he failed to approve of th. other eleven's way of doing And of the whole Jevviüh mob at that time the only three people remembered today are the thr principal KNOCKERS. Glory be to the KNOOKKR Hrutu when he killed I r iser

WaS a MHK'Krl- PlUt WNUV 1

love Ceaaer less but becaus

Jasper

dead.

Napoleon Bonaparte, was a Knocker who knocked the French Dukes anc Marquises in to shape and changed the map of

Europe, and whose history will if vou aro blind take a

be read a million years after his j 6tring. When you sit down at the non-knocking contemporaries are; table or arise alwaya bow and say,

rotten ana iorgotten, .11 T I

Aoranam Lincoln was a M. r V V. ft 1 m 1

Knocker," ana the way oe

Knocked Negro Slavery was

spelled with a big RV

thin 1871 Bismark and William

the First were "Knockers' and they Knocked a whole bun eh of

petty German princes and would be great ones into the Qerman Km pi re. Glory be to the "Knocker!" His name spells progress, the advancement of intelligence. Any "man" not a fishwo?m, can wellbepioud of being called a "Knocker," it is an honor and a compliment that can be secured by but few

Glory be to the Knocker!

Buenas." This is imperative. You

mAy jostle people without apology, but never speak to any one without Beyhtg "your grace," be he noble, frien 1 or beggar. "Will your grace do me tue favor io brini me my coftee at 9 o'clock tomorrow?' would strike an American bellboT with dis may. But it is the literal translation of the Spanish request. Never tell a beggar to clear out, but ßay that vou have left your purse at home and that vou will remembei him tomorrow or gently murmur that God will reward him, whereat he will smile, thank you and depart. These same beggars, who spring up on every side, seem to have fi code of etiquette we could not fath

om. After two or three davs there

were a few who begged only from

me, two or three others who be

DOUBLY PROVEN.

Jasper Readers Can No Longer Doubt the Evidence. This grateful citizen testified long agoTold of auick relief of undoubted benefit. The facts are now confumed j Such testimony is complete the evidence conclusive. It forms convincing proof of meritArnold Markley, shoemaker. First & Geiger Sts , Huntinburg. Ind., says: "Doan's Kid

ney Pills are worthy the name ot an honest kidnev medicine. Ii

they had only come to my atten-

ion sooner, I would have been j

spared a great deal of suffering-

and exp ense. My work is very confining and at times the pains!

in my back became almost more

than I could stand. I looked!

badly and didn't sleep or eat! well. A friend strongly urged me to try Doan's Kidney Pills

and I did They improved my

condition in every way. Anoth

er of my family has also been

benefited by them. I c.m just as strong in my praise of Doan's

Kidney Pills now as I was when I recommended them, after they

first helped me so mu?.h M

Price 50c at all dealers. Don t

simply ask for a kidney remedy get Doan's Kidney Pills-the

same that Mr, Markley had. Foster Milburn Co., Props. , Buffalo, N. Y.

Hon. John L. Bretz.

! ßought Jean. Evidently we were Is this week announced as a , 11T1,w,frwi to ho ihn nmtrtmm of cer

candidate lor re-election as juage j tain beggan who out of a crowd of of the 57th Judicial circuit of In- worp th onlv ones to

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diana. luring nis nrst term ne approach m who would take their

nas given uie ruuuc dim tue m , oq wifh thankg or lf we sal(i -t0

ot botn counties very general

satisfaction in the conduct ot

causes bofore him He has also

made his courts as economical as any in the State of Indiana, considering the amount of business

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NOTICE. On and after Jan. 1st . 1914 All Goal orders will have to be paid Cash on Delivery or at the Mine. You can leave orders at Jos. Gerber on tne Public Square. WILLIAM GIESLER.

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Weighing Facts About Our Coal.

morrow" would 6miliagly bacL away at once. A trip inta Spain ought to mear mora tlran sketches of lile as wt caw it in a single eity. Yet it wa;

our Treasure to lincreT on in Mad

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transacieo. ine uctooer term riJ t exceptioa thre.

LJiö was Lne most txpeiiv t in ToeGlo and the Escu term of the entire 5 year and , f tl whole of our tw(

that was no fault ot Judge

Bretz's as the entire cost of

months holidav, and to Teturn di

rcct to Paris without seeing any o

548.15; $632 60 was ssent try-: th gouthern countlv, so beloved b f V I mmmt 1 A . -. , . r

ing ia banapreoe iai? l a ui other tourists. So can any one woi

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noon OA r nn nn.inru f rp UH' , . . . r n t

$40. Arri $31 7owas Bpent th rity of marvelous contrasts?-

trying the Mcuune uase, a 1001 proposition by a fool grand jury backed up by a prosecutor to gratify the spite of some Columbia township yahoos. Thus wö see that 995035 was expended

with no result; otherwise the

October t rm

only $597.80

Judtre Kretz is sending out a

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R C. Allen in Outing Wl Ft w . Me - . The Unned States is the anl country in the world that ha i "four corners' that is to say, a place

whore four atates meet, iook at

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would have cost your atlas and you will see folorado

utan, wew jwexico anu Arizona touching each other. At no other

statement of the Court Cost of V? P uie g'"".u" n..u-: ... c .1 on territories or provinces unite to

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.oor, hnh ic vnrv intorptintr form ßucn a junction.

4. i.1 l ' The snot is on a spur of the Camo

I truUlUK tu cue cuciai i,a.xu. v-i . t and from which we quote ihe

last page as follows:

3 YEARS COMPAUISON

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pot ifl on a sp

OS, and few tourists visit it,

U is not easily accesana uattif iHNfcCSS cami

Lut 3 years of Welborn $5521 76 bveU few poopfe think about il ' . .st :? years of Ely $11961. 30 omiment marka it, however, erect

i irst 3 venrs of Bretz 6742.82

DUBOIS COUNTY Last 5 yrs. of Judge Kly 120203 25 lurst 5 yrs of Judgeßretz 1291) 1 05

$7209.20

ed bv tlie frorernmeni purveyors.

Eng from the road from the Navajo

Bprmgfl in Colorado, in lite Ute irvation, to the San Juan river.

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Rlsie8 older sister.

Wav, was entertaining her latest acquisition, a most dignified end gen

teel young man, in the parlor Elsie I I mt

was relegated to the dining room to play with l.-r d !1. This particular one, the possessor of a kid body and n hisque head, had

been somewhat ailing of late, owing

to the fact that its head was crad-

uallv becoming dot ach "tl and its

pivotal eyes refused to perforra

their functions of opening and

closing. AfteT considerable prob-

-mt t inx for the cause of the trouble

Elsie made the discovery that there

was something inside of it and finalty Btteceeded in extracting a large

roll of tiuhtlv cuiled hair. A mo-

ment later shf hurst into the par-

lor in a erroat state of excitement

and shouted : "Pity sakes! Xo wonder Dorothy was sick! Look wli3t was in her atummick! She must have swallowed Sister May's rat!" Pittsburg Gazette.

Every ton of coal we sell is ab solutely free from bone coal and slag. Yoa should not pay for dirt, and you don't when your bin is filled with our HIGH GRADE COAL- Our coal burns Ion rer and makes less cinders than most kinds. You get a full 2000 pounds and save money eve, y tim? you order from us. Place your order now.

Jasper Ice & Coal Yard S- Mill Street.

12-Gauge Hamraerlcss

" Pump '

Total Reduced

P1KK COUNTY Las! 5 yrs. dud Ely $2247 t I First 5 yrs Judge Bretz L5572 2r

Total Reduced REDUCED IN PIKE Reduced in Dubois Reduced m Tike

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AND DUBOIS $ 720!) 20 12;75 2

The Barber's Pole. How many of you can tell why a barber has a red and white striped pole as a sign? In thn olden tune barbere arere alao surgeons in a snuill uav, particularly in the operaml of bleedings To assist raration it waa necessary for the pa

tient to grasp a staff, and the bar-

Sscond Thoughts.

rIt cannot be," sighed the maid. iCl respect you highly, Mr. Hunter, but we are incompatible." "Well, 1 suppose it cannot be helped," the young man replied, pocketing his chagrin and looking ibeut for his hat, "but it defeats all nay cherished hopes. I had planned a house in which I fondlv imagined we might be happy. It was to have had a pantry twice as large as the ordinary size, with a roomy closet in Thich to stow away the new cooking atensils and things that a woman naturally burs when a peddler

f conto round.1 ( "Stiv, George1 she said, falter-

mg. remaps i nave oeen ion i;ustv. Hive me another dav or two to think it over, It is not impossible that- -that"

ri'T-ntiriflr shotgun. -ia 'canne. ht Aiititm v smkmmm

"I ' T - "Q - " Mmm bi1arc(i gun, without any objectioiii.o. bumps; no holet on top lor gn to Mow out through or water to get in; can't frcett up with rain, snow, or slcct; it's oTid Heel brcch (not a ftheU of woodj permits a thoroughly ijmn HitfJ gun Witiiout sacrilicn.g ttrcnglh or , it i th est breech-loading shotgun ever built. It llammerleu wit bolid Steel Breech ü:Mle as well as out) Solid Top 5 de CJeetiaa Mattd Barrel (which cost! .' i . tra on other guns) rreee Button Cartridgo Release (to I V loaded Cartri'lscs quickly from magazine without working through action) 13 b!o EKtraclr3-Take-Down Feature Trigger nd Hammer Safety. Handles rapid ) ; j: teed in -hooting ability; price Standard Grad 9 A gun, $22.60. S - stamps v- forbif eaulof diWng N, 7e Mcrrm rearms Co, , C, D, r and Trap Special and an other

2P repeating nf.es and shotguns. Do it nowl 4Z Willow teet. now i . an

v ;n r ;.t,,i Kr- tWraH. mm ihmild harr a copy of the d-

)l T JU f hOOt DL irn rA ;,fn! information t i l u'A a ..ut

KJ J- ! ..-vr ' w - . . -1 , 1 .! mm Ummfl, nrim.-r-c ml rrlm.'ino to.,1 fur nil Stanfl.'": HT'C pist .T " '

MitrAi 1irtr in nn -cure MW

exnense in half and do more ir better fliootin?. Tirlf ;aV i fr

set

id three itar.ips postage to The Marlin Firearms Co.

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ELMO! S

The quality of Lamp Oil you uae cunt Immensely lor or against our comfort and hen Ith There'! a perfect oil luaUe for peoplo who give thought. It is SOLITE OIL

refined 'rem Pennsylvania frudo Oll tho bt ver made. Tüll, v hile tlam never flickers no soot n odor. Costs no more than inferior tank-wagon oils aae money aa wull as eyes and comfort. Your deater has it lu original barrels direct from ua. Chas. C. Stoll Oil Co.,' Lonisvflle, Kj. Herlnery at Warren. I.

i Hik'h-Kradc Motor jiuoline. "No Corb" Aato Oil.

Ti l u i.u . ikwi ia bcr always kept one rcadv, as well Total in both countwa I193S L48 M of cI,i)th for b th. The tofij amount re duced in ; Whon tho stat! wai ifh f 'Mint loc u tiiii ri n in s .

! I in use t l.o bandage was tied to

;t ?o il;;it they milit be together h-h4h wanted, and tha barber usually hung them at his door as a ßirn. m.Tz cc;;r oi time, nowever, painted pole took the place at Um

aT oi the one usc.i in tne m

both (Minui.'S is nioi'e than ono

fourth of the entire cost of the new court house and more than the entire cost of Dubois County's part of the two bridges re cently built across White River at Portersville ani Hayavjll . HUrt lif nil rtAil lf nViviiM jdQ in

Pike County are not ittempted tion, and . nua ciirneüie Mfrn. to be iriven in this statement,

but where reference is made to that COUllfy Jiii amount-; given, the figures are taken from the oflicial records and are correct. New Court House cost 7 00 Portersville bridge 69 (5 Haysville bridge 1 1956 i(. The eoet of bridges given is only that part paid v ubo Co. Daviess and Mart i i counties paid the balance of contract price.

Cause For Suspicion.

Jacob

Sena

Is this week announc ed ns a candidal for re-elrclion an Aud-

1 itor of DuboisCounty. Mr.

lnvi Pome more." Of t Ht wliolc has duriiur hi In t term made a

Roman bunch of that iay the i HicirBt and ( apablt an Auditor "Knocker" stands out peerless Us cvt-r s'r id the County and ami Siinreme. The rotten car- can well afford to tfo beloie the

caasesof the non-knockers have people fee a second term on hi IsBsr tinea faded from the world's record He s not likely t have

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The Horte Telephone Co has the largest Ii t ol subscribers and will

give you the b3st ser

vice i I You can talk to your friends, order your merchandise and make your appointment by the Home 'phone. DUBOIS CO TELEPHONE CO

vv m. A. Wilson (im ral Insurance. Mid loans. Farm I oafs at f per cent. I as per, Ind.

long

any opposition

"Oh, uo; 1 run novir truat my bua hniul again. I frl nmvlncMj uo It rr Ing on with ttu " lint Mlill jou Chink that?' "taut aiftU lie ktsati in u Ou Urk'-Filegipude Blatter.

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Corner 7lli ä lurkHon Si HOME RHONE.

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