Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 4, Jasper, Dubois County, 14 November 1913 — Page 4

JASPER COURIER My Bkn' JSd Doane.

JASPKK, OÜ1M13 COUSTT, IXDUNA Katerod attr-a L'aatniMcu ut Jasper, lud for trunstntsBlon tticougli tbo mail us seo ond eines matter. rfnbacnotten Per Year. This papei ta mailed regularly to it abecribera until ä JeBnite order to discontinue ig receive:! and all arrears paid in full? unless in ths discretion of the publisher a different courte should be deemed advisable. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14,1913. How often we see a man get out and look all over cown for his rW if it is not at home in the eveniirg, when his son or daughter can stay away until the wee hours of the night and he will never once inquire where he or she is. or, care vThat tind-of com pany theynry be in. - And still you wonder at the increase in crime. Where Nature Does U All Storq of Old Hi Rnblnson Demonstrated That Kansas Is a Wonderful Country. William Allen White, at an oldfashioned Hallowe'en party m Emporia, told a Kansas story. "Nature is superlatively helpful herein Kansas," said Mr. White, as he watched a lalt-doz en pretty Kansas girls who tried their hands fastened behind thenbacks, to snatch with their teeth the enormous Kansas apples floating in a tub of water. Nature is so superlatively helpful that one could almost be lieve the story of old Hi Robin son. 44 A nPiVhhor. nassme: Hrs fer tile farm one autumn day found the old fellow smoking a tence. 4 'Nothin' to do, Hi?' he ask 'No, riothin' much the old man answered 1 had a right smart grove of pine trees to cut down, bat Diamea u last weeiv & 't lpvfil 'em for me and split 'em up as well.' " 'Wonderful country Kansas a?nrl t.ViP visitor. " 'You bet!7 Hi agreed- 'You know them stumps i was . 1 TT 11 I 1 1 i 1- i. i ' to blast! wen, tne ngauuu cnvprl mp Hie trouble.' " 'Do tell! Say, that's a fine potato crop over there, Hi ' And the visitor nodded towara a nr.iu of white-blossoming vines. " 'Yes, ain't it?' said the old man. Tm jest waitin' for an earthquake to covm ng and shake the 'taters --u the ground, same as usual COM I NC IINITfO DOCTORS Specialist Will Make their Regular Visit to Hmitiiiglmrg, Indiana, Phoenix Hotel Saturday, Nov. 22nd Hours 10 a. m. to S p, m. Remarkable Success Of These Talented Physicians in the Treatment of Chronic Diseases. The United Debtors, licome.l by the State of Indiana far the treatment of deformities and all nervous and chronic diseases of men, women and children, Cffer to illl who call Oil this visit, consultation, examination and ad vie j free of charm1. . , These Doctors are among America s leading stomach and nerve specialists, and are experts in the treatment of chronic diseases of rno blood, l.vor, stomach, intestines, skin, nerves, heart, spleen, kidneys or bladder, rheumatism, sciatica, diabetes, bed-wetting, tape worm, Jeg ulcere, weak lungs, and those nlllicted with long standing, deep seated chronic diseases, that have batlled the ekill of other physicians, s'uoulo not fail to call. Deafness has often been cured in sixty days. m lint? to tlieir svstem no more operations for appendicitis, gall stonef, tumors, goiter, piles, et?. By their method tnese mseasea ur- hwvcu wu out operation or hypodermic injection. They were among the first m America to earn the name cf " Bloodless Surgeons," bv doing awav with the knifu, with blood and with pain in the succsssfnl treatment of these dangerous diseases. If you have kidney or bladder troubles bring a two ounce bottle of your urine for chemical analysis and microscopic examination. Worn-out and run-down men or wom en, no matter what your ailment mny be, no matter what you have been told, or the experience you huve had with nthAr nhvririnns. settle it forever in vour mind. If your case is incurable they will tell vou so. Consult them upon this visit. " It costs you nothing. f Married ladies muat come with their husbands and miners with their parents. Don't forget, when you have an item of news, to call the Courier offiee or tell the Editor. We want all the items of interest and without your help we can't get all of them.

PORTERSVILLE POINTERS. George Goodwin and Miss Jessie Harris were married at the home of the bride's parents Mr. and Mrs, John Harris. Henry Hoffman went to West Point Virginia where life will spend the winter with relatives, Van Walker and wife. Mr. and Mrs. John L; estner were here from HaysvMe'to ' see the latter's sister Mrs. John Mehne who is quite sick. Walter Buchta of Haysville and Miss Annie Wenning the accomplished daughter of Air. and Mrs. J. W. Wenning we?e married last Thursday at the bride's home, The groom has ejected a nice new home near Haysville

where they w.il! live. Ed Harker was here 'this week to call Dr. Demott of Otwell to see his little son, who hasiniantile Paralysis. Rev. Bast completed concrete steps to the Church which 'adds greatly to its appearance. Emmet Trorrv left for Woodmere, Evan villa to accept $ pos ition Mrs. C W Cox, Mrs. R V Cox and Mrs. James Mulky went to Evansville to visit with their . a sister Mrs. M. J. Clark, who is ia very poor heakh. Dimp Graves will complete the Haysville bridge this week, Nd Breidenbaugh and wife are the proud parents of a baby girl. Rev. Bast will r reach a.t the USUal llOUr 1U.ÖU. HDUnaay ÖCnOOl at 9 30. Sunday Nov. 16, 1913. For Jlira. fV"lltIP I'l fv,""!yf "Auel how's business, Mr. Crape?' "Oh. tliimrs are looking a üttlo mesn Aeerfnl." Tatlor. Bright A3 the Fire. When Crewe Hall was burning the late Lord Crewe, father of the pres ent earl, displayed a humorous equanimity which St. James' Budget deems worthy of preservation in print. When the historic mansion, with tts works of art, rare manuscripts, urmur auu uuicj ueuaui, a, blazing away Lord Crewe ordered a footman to place a table on the .rr wTrC,3 0UJU T XZ lelegram to Street, the Eoyal academician: "Dear Street Crewe is burning. Come and build .j up again' To his sister he sent another mes sage by wire : "You always used to say this wa l cold house. You wouldn't say so i you, could see it now." Dr. Ski the patient staud an imerfitlon ? Dr.FIfut- l hink otfroui thelooka if this x -it pt' ture Harper! VToftkly. Getting What; Naming to HlmJ 1 If If 2' v .ft Innkfvjw.-That chronic kicker Bei zmr ' over tlmre. Wa' 11 sir. Inu!uMH iv that he gta a bad dinner, lie vXinn't alwaj's.ggfiinW tm aothlu.- Mcuiidorrer BUtttC

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GOLDEN NEEDLES.

Xhty Wert Used When Gftliantf It France Did Fancy Work. 1 During the old regime in France, about which so much glamour remains to us, the very men who were living and making the history of the empire of Louis passed their leisure time in a way that seems to us of today utterly ridiculous. In all the fancy work on which ladies employed themselves the men seem to have taken part. Poinsinet in one of his comefdies represents a young marquis entering a room where two fair damsels ai;e embroidering. One is working a piece of dress trimming, the other a Marly flounce. The beau examines fhe embroidery with the eye of a connoisseur, jfoints out here and there the specially good touches and is too polite to notice any defects. He takes a little gold tube out of the pocket of his richly decorated waistcoat and selects a dainty gold ne.edle. He goes to the frame at hich Cidalise is working and finishes the flower which she had begun. From her he moves to the sofa and, seizing one end of the flounce, assists Ismene, to whom he pays special attention, to complete her task. At this time it was the custom of the ladies invariably to carry their workbags with them to tho -eveningreceptions, in which they had not only their embroidery materials, but the last novel, the popular songs, their patch boxes and rouge pots. Gentlemen also 'carried deftly emtendered little bags into company, wmun nem ti wuuie uib-uui uj. uuilery and fancy articles, such boxes of dmerent snapes niiea wit. Jozenges, bonbons, snuff and scents At another period the fashion oi the day was to cut out drawing? from books and pamphlets and to paste them on screens, lamp ßhades, boxes and vases. The skill in thif was to bo arrange the drawings oi parts of different drawings as t produce a curious or amusing ef feet. Then there came a season when all the rage was for charades and riddles, which gave a peculiarly rrrrr nTrvrf nnif Tf "fn OYnrPl'qfi "f 1"1 A Rrriif oiSf rnniri wit. n Pnnimmn in the French. Every evening the ft-AwW rnnTTi wfirfi converted into impromptu charades. Some lady would suggest a word or phrase, and forthwith it would be converted into the subject of a sprightly little play. Many of the word games now current with us in America had theii origin in the necessity the Pranch salons were under in the last cen tury to divert themselves. In some of the salons the fashion of keeping a daily chronicle of news, which was too often a mere chronicle of scandal, was adopted. Mme. Dou biet de Persan issued bulletins which she called "nouvelles a la main." In her apartments two reg isters were kept, one of the authentic nes received here and there by hgr Qther rf fl ' frQm the. budget of her chronicle im made up and circulated throutrhoBt France. Appleton's Magazine. Domestic Philosophy. Husband A man doesn't know what happiness is till he's married! Wife I'm glad you've found that out tt last! Hushand YeSj and then It's too lfcJ -Heitere W'elf. The Bird of Death. New Guinea is the abode of the most wonderful feathered creature known to the student of ornithology the awful rpir n'doob, or ffbird of death." The venom of thi3 bird is more deadly than that of any serpent except the cobra. In fact, no antidote for the hite of the creature is known. A wound from its beak causes excruciating pains in every part of the body., loss of -sight, speech and hearing, convulsiont, lockjaw and certain deatlu Bobby's Unfortunate D)ay. He was five years old. Ön thb particular day mother had dressed nim with unusual care and was very much displeased to have him come in with clothing dirty and torn. She had so often told him he must take his own part in the boys' scraps light should, tne occasion demand it. This he would not do. And now she intended to punish him. Bob became very indignant -and Baid, Well, mamma, I just told the boy I wasn't ready to fight, and when I got ready he was settin on ff Timlin -nrAK

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THE STOCK EXCHANGE.

Dcte of the First Agreement Among New York's Brokers. In the early part of March, 1792. the first notice was printed of the opening of a stock exchange office at 22 Wall street bv A. L. Blecckei & Sons, J. Pintard, McEvers & Parclay, Cortlandt & Terrors and Jai & Sutton. Thce several firms heir Auctions of stock each clay at noon, selling in rotation to insure cqmi" opportunities for each other. Some of the broker specialists resented such a restricted organization, and on March 21 a ir.ee tin;: was called of the dissatisfied brokers for purposes of protection, and a committee was appointed to pro-

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n -i iii nssemblc and to suggest such rules and resrulations for conducting V- w their business as the committee deemed necessar7. Tlje final result arZ?tä' w Znofl Z2' azme, waa tfte first signed agrce - ment amonr dealers m securities. m I -I -x r -1 -- the oldest record now in the archives of the Sew York Stock Exchange. The agreement reads as follows : o "We, the Subscribers, Brokers

for the purchase and Sale cf Public j and take no other. Stock, do hereby solemnly promise '7TTt V(,n( ;tc uTT and pledce ouwolvos to ench other, i hsi0" fpeats ltsell baithat we Vill not buy or Fell f rem ! P Week ly has brought to

this day, for any person whatsoever, any kind of Public Stock at a less rate than onc-nuartcr per cent comtjuanur

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that we will give a preference tojY T 7C "w,7,u ,tIiC11 h.v L o.otin. Tri day Put such seals and labek on

each other in our nesrotia&ons. In Testimony Whereof we have set our hands this 17th day of May, at few This organization had no local iL jii.: w.i IiaUlLULlUU IUI üAt;UüUC business. Like the curb brokers today, transactions were carried on in the open air at a point between the present numbers of. 68 and 70 Wall street, under a famous old buttonwood tree that stood there with widespreading branches, which protected them from the sun's rays and ordinarily inclement weather. Business in those days was not rushing, and there was all air of leisure and quiet abdHt the gather1OB1uullWÖ,1 wc mongh to employ aU the time of 4.t . ;rt0 tfaur on the results of domestic and J ir n-n ri,H, 0f flnPßfin pud ! f; u1 mtrmroTci dealing in merchandise were included. The first inside quarters of the exchange were secured in 1793, when the Tontine coffee house, at wnun Btrppfa. wna -nmrf-tpfl. o-n ri

The old buttonwood tree was abandoned, and the dignity of the brolrn' A-nTin irrn-finn TTT a a rC OTTO "f O"? VktT rr. rnrtJ. Ä v, . n ni,0pfnr0ri company composed of 203 subscrib ers at $200 each, organized as a merchants' exchange. The dealers in securities and the merchants were ali jumbled up together, and at times when trading was brisk there v wild excitement and sho'iis thai tfould have done credit t a band C Comanche Indians. Xo'c-.mi' ion for a stock exchange was adopted until 1817, when the New York stock and exchange board was formally organized and a constitution adoptedIJathanicl Prime was appointed president and John Burson socretary. The Manager Waft Cut The crowd swayed fkNPKift the manager of the open air f&om "What did you mean by advertifr in' thet tight rope walker?" cried the spokesman. "Just what I said' replied the unabashed manager. "But the rope was laid on th' ground," cried the spokesman, "an your fraud of a rope walker just walked on it a step or two ! Do you call that tight rope walking?" "Certainly I" shouted the manager. "The man was tight, wasn't he ? Cleveland Plain Dealer. Would Suit Him Bettle Ahnty Willie, an angel brought ) our mamma' such a nice new brother for jrou faat nlght Wouldn't you like to ee the "dear little baby! WUlia No: but I'd lika to tfc umcJL

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THE WEARY -WAY. -

Daffy Becoming Less Wearisome lo föa&y to 1 Jasper, With a back that aches all day With rest disturbed at night, Annoying urinary disorders, 'Tis a weary way, indeed. Doan's Kidney Pills are especially for kidney trouble. Are endorsed by Jasper citi-j zens. Mrs. N HasHns, W. Sixth St., Jasper, Ind , says: "I was ali out of sorts. I tired easily and suffered from pain through the small of my back. My limbs Iwpre stiff and I was more tired lin the morning than when I went lo bed A friend who had used tutu ine i.u ii v uieiii hiiu i uiu. T. u.; Bha. rB X i l V- J lo- JL VJ -j 11 U UlllIVvlVI I1JCI Uli (I X lief and continued use benefited ' me in every way. 1 am justified "n i- o ir ' c 111 iC.VUllUiCt:UiU iUCU) O I1.1UIH TV Wis to anyone who suflers Vrom k d , int v or sine ov an nexners. i rire 50 cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New Yprk, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's - ! light the fact that our pure food ; e sVe od ,'a w qnn rf n !tn JUU 15 lne and antique. ancient Hotheir vvme and oil jars, ihey stated when the wine was deposited in the cellar and where the 'inf cka?e pn the oil jars :the label read A jar of pure oil7 jar oi pur with the name of the district producing it. Seventy five of these records were found. They show that even in the days of King Ahab the government 'protected the stomachs of its citi zens, 00 iW. i, When 4 'St. Jacob's Oil" was first painted on the'rocks at Niagara Falls the ad was a good one: oecauseic was novel When patent medioi vvuea i""" '"' acs were lira ibbucu, luma icdu them certificates and all because some of their jokes were new and professional certificate writers had not become known of all menWhen circulars were first sent :to individuals through the mail basket unread, because peopb 1 1 CI 1 III' had more vanity about being per'sonaliy singled out and addressed ithan they have now. secrtt societies and the charity organizations, and the labor uni ons, and the individuals with a Dull" first began to perpetrate the ' programme' ' and the "hanger" on the defenseless business man, black-mail had vague terrors for the advertiser which have well nigh all been dispelled. In truth, the unavailability not to say utter worthlessness of these forms of advertising have long since been demonstrated by expensive experience, and the advertising world is rapidly turning to newspaper advertising as the only practical, resultful kindiWe have just received in formation that the First National Nurseries of Rochester N. Y. want lady or gentlemen representatives in this section to sell all kinds of Roses, Shrubs, Trees and Seeds. They inform us that without previous experience it is possible to make good wages every week. Any one out oi employment write them for terms and enclose this notice. adv. Coniolatlort. My A' Kind Hearted Motorist (to vlcthn)There's a doctor In that car bah In.lire ecfjJ eins Cinon. The breechloading cannon were among the earliest used. We find them on English and other ships aa early as the lust quarter of the fourteenth century, and therefore much before the time of the buccaneers. The cannon was a mere tube, bound with heavy iron rings, and was loaded by the insertion of the "gonne chamber' an iron pan containing the charge, which fifted into and closed the breech. These guns were Tery clumsy affairs in comparison SitK the modern breechloader, but ft principle was tht Munt.

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