Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 3, Jasper, Dubois County, 7 November 1913 — Page 3
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K His Threat. "Man overboard r shouted an excited passenger on an Atlantic liner, as be hastily left his place at the dinner tabl'a and scrambled up the companion way.
An affrighted crowd of ladies xndJ
gentlemen followed him. He was wildly expostulating with the captain on deck when they surrounded bin' Mth eager inquiries. "Where is he? Who is he?" iey manded, itnd the originator of the scar laid his hand on his breast and aid, with melodramatic air: "Here he is! I am the man overbored. I have been compelled to sit four days at the same table with three men who can't talk: about anything but
rolf. I want my place changed, or
I'll get out and walk."
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WROTE FAMOUS POEM THERE TO MAKE STUDY OF MONKEYS
Milton's Cottage at Chaifont St. Giles th Shrfn to Which Numberless Pilgrims Go.
London. Milton's cottage at Chalfont St Giles, the shrine of numberless pilgrims, the pretty spot to which travelers journey from the other side of the world, is particularly attractive just now, with its climbing vines in all their fresh young beauty, its latticed windows open to the May sunshine, Its garden sweet with oldfashioned flowers, its orchard white with cherry blossoms. It has been altered but little since Milton lived there, being still the "pretty box" that
his friend Ellwood, the Quaker, took
Important Experiments, In the (ntsr-
ests of Science, Shortly to Be Undertaken.
Monkey politicians and orators and "simian" prima donnas may be a common thing in the course of a few years if an experiment to be made by scientists proves successful. According to the Journal of the American Medical association scientists who have struggled for years to
nrove or disprove the Darwinian things than money and the right sort
theory, and incidentally have worked 0f polish is one of them.
LOOKING AT THE OTHER SIDE Granting That Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss, There Arc Other Things to Acquire. A bright young man, twitted with being a rolling stone, and with having suffered the ill-success of gathering no moss replied to his tormentor with the remark: "A rolling stone may gather no moss but it acquires a mighty fine polish." Perhaps the vouth was rieht. There are better
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out medical problems and cures with
the aid of monkeys, are now planning to establish a monkey farm on the Canary islands, where the oimlans may be more closely studied.
Fear that in a few years the mon-
For one kind of polish we would
gladly advise our friends to exchange any hopes of getting moss. That kind of polish it is that makes the world go round. Nor is it necessary that one be a
keys will be almost extinct has caused rolling stone in the accepted sense the movement for the experimental 0f the words. A pebble, but little station. Scince and medicine would agitated by the crystal clear water sustain a severe loss if such a state above it, will gain as fine a polish of affairs should exist, says the Jour- as the stone which is ground benal neath the relentless moving glacier or
The "primates' are' to be trans- the rending avalanche.
ported from Africa ana ,anowea cu to uns class 01 peopie "v, live in their natural state. A study polish but no moss the, pebbles who
will be made of their language and fulfill quiet destinies in the bed ot tne
their ability to learn to talk, gesture slow-moving stream some woras 01 and sing. They will be taught color comfort should be addressed.
perception, and the influence or cer- They hear the birds ten 01 cue great
boulder bedded win tne DanKö ui river, overgrown with the thick, soft, green moss-, and they wonder whether such a place in life would not be bet
ter than their own. Or, on the other hand, they listen to the wind's stories
of tvio hurtUntr avalanche which
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His Trade. "Jones is a man of fact. He always manages to put affairs on an easy footing." "He ought to do so He makes slipM
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Occasionally a widower's heart is
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tain colors upon tne nerve; ul
monkeys will be studied and an at
tempt made to apply the same tests to
human beings.
One of the main studies will be tne
hypothesis of a double origin of man,
vi0 lioiipf universal among savages
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Once Home of Great Writer.
Goina South.
Bill He's an up-to-date architect. for the blind poet when he wished to
He's just designed one of those slit- leave London to escape the plague.
skirt houses. The room in which he sat and wrote
jill what on earth is that kind or jB now a small museum, containing
letters, pictures and various editions of his works. "We can easily imagine
It as it must have been on that day
when the two friends were talking to
gether, and Milton produced the poem
a home? "One with a southern exposure.
A CLERGYMAN'S TESTIMONY.
The Rev. Edmund Heslop of "Wig- he had lately written, asking Ellwood
to read it at his leisure. It was as
Ellwood says, that excellent poem,
entitled 'Paradise Lost'," and then he
continued:
"After I had, with my best atten
tion, read it through, I made him an
other visit and returned him his hook
with fin a acknowledgement of the
favor he had done me in communicat
ing it to me. He asked me how 1
liked it and what I thought of it,
which I modestly but freely told him;
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your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co., iesg interesting than itself. In one of Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household them Breakspeare, Milton's publisher, Hints, also music of National Anthem once iYer. it is still a charming (English and German words) and re- i gmte of the fact tnat one 0f
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent tree. ltg rooms nas become a butcher's
beine that anthropoids living in the careers down the mountain side, and
trees of their front yards are not tney enVy the stone wnicii cuuauiuu
brutes but men like themselves. a part of the natural engine of terror
The propogation of the simian is an in his place in the worm oi ueanuv, important factor in the study of medi- tion and of power. Again, they may
cine and the discovery oi serumo x get irom tne coiu wmcio wu-
cures for human ills. Numerous tests been part of a glacier the tale or tne have proved, says the Journal, that ice mountain's inobstructible move-
diseasen which are prevalent in man- ment toward the sea. Tney win .um
kind exist also in monkeys, and tne tnat the great fragment oi moiuw
simian will react to the test prac- Earth's bones is doing a no Die part tically the same as man. when it helps the advance of the As an example, it was a monkey fr0zen river. which first taught that bovine tuber- Meanwhile, hearing these wondrous culosis could be transmitted to hu- tales of accumulation or achievement man beings, although not as easily, as they become dissatisfied. They yearn in monkeys. Four species of simians f0r oae 0f the two rewards the moss will be taken to the Canary islands, of the immobile boulder or the polish the gorilla, chimpanzee, organutan of the hard ground rock. All the and gibbon, as these have proved to while, they know not that they are have more human traits than other gathering the signs of duty well done; anthronoids. that, as long as they stand firm at
their posts and guide the gentle river
Where Women Rule. to its appointed place tney are iviufa
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Milton's cottage is at the end of
the picturesque irregular village, street Its windows look out on fields and hedgerows and on the fragrant garden which seems to be hut a part of them.
The back of the house joins on to
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Great Times. "Seotemher is the finest time
year." "You bet; oysters and watermelon
both on the bill of fare.
Protests but Pays. Griggs I am surprised that you put up with your wife's extravagance. Briggs I don't. I merely put up for it. Boston Evening Transcript.
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shop; that joints of meat hang in one
of its windows. Another house calls itself "The Old Cottage," and claims to be the oldest in the village. This is a shop, too, but of far more artistic quality, a curiosity shop, with all sorts of quaint things, peculiar to the county or connected with its worthies. The back windows look out on the cherry orchard which stretched from Milton's cottage to Breakspeare's farm. It is said that Milton used to find his way thither through the orchard, guilding himself by the tree trunks. In fancy one could see the blind poet stepping slowly through
the rich grass, holding out his hands to touch the familiar trees.
tented recently and began to practice yanc0uver, B. C, has presenter UI1-
divintr. with the idea of becoming usual features because of the desire
pearl fishers themselves. The women, tQ a longj single stick, representarlrpadlmr their competition, ordered tlve of the timber resuroces of the
them to discontinue .their diving, and province, and to so place it that its
when they refused, declared a boycott bage wouid be secure from decay. A against them. They were chased suHahie timber was cut and delivered
from their homes, and had to take in the rough at the courthouse in the up their abode in a camp outside the fall o 1912. It was left for a year to village. season, where there would be no likeThe men have petitioned parlia- hood of its curving while drying. In ment for their rights, and in the September, 1913, it was moved on meantime the local police are doing roners to its final location. The flagtheir best to bring peace between the pole jg 2rj8 feet in length, 36 inches in
contending sexes. Youth s Uompan- diameter-at the base and ten inches
ion. at the ton, and when ready for erec
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gelo Scandale lives?" she inquired of
The Glow of Warmth in Winter Homes!
Billy Manning. They tell many stories relating to
a cherub transplanted from the sunny the ready wit of the late Billy Man-
south to a dark sunless alley.
"Yes, teach', I show you," and a willing, sticky hand dragged her on with such speed as to make her stumble over an Italian dame seated on
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Making Fun for Fechter. The great tragedian, Edwin Booth, had a keen sense of the ridiculous, and frequently told of a performance
! in which the late Charles Fechter was ! Tr, r.nO CPOn O "PpfVltPT had
Recknadel of New York accomplished I ... i-
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! lain, which he did in a very deliberate
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Bretten Woods, N. H. Climbing to
the summit of Mount Washington
over the dangerous trestle of the
Mountain railway in the darkness,
Mrs. W. G. Honford and Mrs. Beatrice
a feat never before undertaken, it is
The ascent was t
After the teacher's breathless flight was to play the same town at an
early future date, and üryant requested that Manning "announce" his (Bryant's) forthcoming appearance, which Billy promised he would do.
A couple of weeks later the famous Ethiopian entertainers again met, and Manning said that he had played the town already mentioned on the previous evening. "Did you 'announce' me?" said
Bryant. "I was just going to,"v said
Manning, "when the fellow got up ana
went out." Chicago Journal.
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toward the clouds the little nana stopped tugging. "There where Mees Scandale live," indicated the horizontal arm and finger, "but she downstair sitting on the step," finished the smiling lips.
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made as the result of a wager.
wifVi o Viicrh wind hlnwinsr and no
lights to guide them, the task of the centered
climbers in crossing over the lofty
on ivir. ju ecuLtsr imviu&
enough coin to satisfy the rapacious j a p ATr "Rod Man. and the
Jacob's ladder Restle was regarded:"-;-- Vg resüess and
ns pvtrp.melv nerilous. As soon as
roalroad officials heard that they had started up the mountains, men with lanterns were sent after them to dissuade them from the attempt, but were unable to overtake them until they were close to the summit. The two women reached the mountain top about ten o'clock, making the distance of five miles in four hours and a half. They remained at the house there until morning, when Mrs. Honford's husband arrived in his motor car and took them back to their hotel.
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Bothered by Rats! Break Lease. New York. If a tenant is bothered by rats or mice he can break his lease and move from the premises, according to Judge Friefield in -n opinion rendered her.
impatient to know if he (Fechter) could make the right change. Finally a young Irishman in the gallery, getting tired of the delay, called out,
"Say, Mr. Fechter, why don t you give him a check?" Chicago Journal.
Permanent Situation. "Do -vou remember that profligate
,.,,rr tou'VcIpv who used to live
J UUUfa "J hp.re?"
"Oh. yes. He used to say he wouldn't
.mi.tr until hp found his life
work." "Well, he's found it" "What's he doing now?"
"He's working in the shoe factory
of the state penitentiary under a life
sentence.
Tom's Two Worries. 4Well," Aunt Mary, asked someone
of an old colored cook in a Richmond
family, "how is your son Tom .getting
on in Lynchburg? "About de same," answered Aunt Mary, with a sigh of resignation. "He's always kinder contented like. I ain't never knowed Tom to have but two things to worry him in life." "And what are those two things?'' "Tom worries dat he has to wake up to eat; and den he worries dat he has to quit eatin to go to sleep. Aside from dat, dere ain't nuthin much de matter with him." Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
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Dangerous. Warden What did that woman give the prisoner? Turnkey Only a pie she baked for him herself. Warden Good heavens! Get It away from him quick before he makes a saw of the crust and escapes.
Not That Sure of Himseif. She Here's a story of a man out west who traded his wife off for a horse. You wouldn't trade me for a horse, would you, darling? He Of course not. But I'd hate to have any one tempt me with a good motor car.
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