Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 56, Number 1, Jasper, Dubois County, 24 October 1913 — Page 3

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His Threat. "Mud overboard!" shouted an excited paisongor on an Atlantic liner, as he hastily left his place at the dinner table and scrambled up the companion way.

An affrighted crowd of ladies and London. Milton's cottage at Chalgentlomen followed him. He was wild- fQnt gt Qoa tn0 shrino of number-

ly expostulating with the captain on egg pngrjmg the pretty spot to which

WROTE FAMOUS POEM-THERE

Milton's Cottage at Chalfont St. Giles

the Shrine to Which Numberless Pilgrims Go.

deck when they surrounded him with

eager inquiries. "Where is he? Who Is he?" they manded, and tho originator of the scare laid his hand on his breast and said, with melodramatic nir: "Here he Is! I am the man overbored. I have been compelled to sit four days at the same table with three men who can't talk about anything but

koU. I want my place changed, or

I'll get out and walk.

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travelers journey from tho other side

of tho world, Is particularly attrac-

tlvo just now, with its dimmng vines

in all their fresh young beauty, Its lattfeed windows open to tho May

sunshine, Its garden sweet with oldfashioned flowers, its orchard white

with cherry blossoms. It has been altered but little since Milton lived there, being still tho "pretty box" that his friend Ellwood, the Quaker, took

TO MAKE STUDY OF MONKEYS

Important Experiments, In the Interest! of, Science, Shcrtly to Be Undertaken.

Monkey politicians and orators and "simian" prima donnas may be a common thing In the course of a few years if an experiment to be made by scientists proves successful. According to the Journal of the American Medical association scientists who have struggled for years to prove or disprove the Darwinian theory, and incidentally have worked out medical problems and cures with

tho aid of monkeys, are now planning to establish a monkey farm on the

nnrv iPinnriK where the simians

i may be more closely studied.

Fear that in a few years tho mon-

Vßvs will be almost extinct has caused

the movement for tho experimental station. Scince and medicine would

sustain a severe loss if such a state of affairs should exist, says the Journal.

Tne "primates" are to be transported from Africa and allowed to live in their natural state. A study

will be made of their language and

LOOKING AT THE OTHER SIDE

Granting That Rolling Stone Gathcrt No Moos, There Are Other Things to Acquire,

A bright young man, twitted with being a rolling stone, and with having suffered the Ill-success of gathering no moss replied to his tormentor with ihc mmn rkr "A rolling stone

To Clean Light Woolen. Make a mixture of cornmeal, a hand rul of borax, and half a cake of magnesia. Mix this dry, and scrub the goods with it. To clean wool shawls, sweaters, etc, sprinkle the mixture over tho garment, place inside a sheet

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may gather no moss but it acquires a Bronchial, troubles weaken the system. . I Dnmimnnia CAmnflinAQ fAllnWH I lf TV lVn.

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of the words. A pebble, but little agitated by the crystal clear water above it. will gain as fine a polish

as the stone which is ground be

neath tho relentless moving glacier or

the rending avalanche.

To this class of people who gain

polish but no moss the pebbles who

fulfill quiet destinies in the bed of the

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"He ought to do so. He makes supft

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Bill-

Once Home of Great Writer,

Going South.

-He's an up-to-date architect for the blinä poet when he wished to

He's just. designed one of those slit-

skirt bouses. jiU what on earth is that kind of a home? "One with a southern exposure."

leave London to escape the plague.

The room in which he sat and wrote is now a small museum, containing

letters, pictures and various editions of his works. We can easily imagine it as it must have been on that day when the two friends were talking together, and Milton produced the poem

The Rev.. Edmund Heslop of Wig- he had lately written, ankmg üJllwooü

ton, Pa., suffered from Dropsy for a to read it at his leisure. It was as yar. His limbs and feet were swol- Ellwood says, "that excellent poem, len and puffed. He had heart flutter- entitled 'Paradise Lost'' and then he

ing, was aizzy continued:

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and exhausted at the least exertion. Hands and feet were cold and he had such a dragging sensation across tho

loins that it was

"After I had, with my best attention, read it through, I made him another visit and returned him his book with due acknowledgement of the favor he had done me in communicatinir it to me. He asked me how 1

their ability to learn to talk, gesture slow-moving stream some words of

and Kine-. Thev will be taught color comfort should be addressed.

nprppntion and the influence of cer- They hear the birds tell of the great

tain colors upon the nerves of tho boulder bedded win the banks of the mnnkevs will be studied and an at- riVer, overgrown with the thick, soft,

fQmnt inn dp t.n annlv the same tests to creen moss, and they wonder whether

mnn hpinsrs. such a olace in life would not be bet-

One of the main studies will be the ter than their own. Or, on the other hypothesis- of a double origin of man, tiand) they listen to the wind's storieB iu unlvpvsfll among savages Qf the hurtling avalanche which

Lixxz ucu&l - - - . - , oeing that anthropoids living in the careers down the mountain side, ana frooo nf fhplr front yards are not they envy the stone which constituted

hrutes, but men like themselves. a part of the natural engine of terror

The propogation of the simian is an in his place in the world or. aestrucimportant factor in the study of medi- tion ano; 0f power. Again, they may cine and the discovery of serums and get from the cold waters which have cures for human ills. Numerous tests heen part of a glacier the tale of the

have proved, says the Journal, that ice mountain's inobstructioie movediseases which are prevalent in man- ment toward the sea. They will think kind exist also in monkeys, and the that the great fragment of Mother simian will react to the test prac- Earth's bones is doing a noble part .... i. j

tically the same as man. when it helps tne aavuu As an example, it was a monkey fr0zen river, which first taught that bovine tuber- Meanwhile, hearing these wondrous culosis could be transmitted to hu- taes 0f accumulation or achievement v.c oifv.rmri nnt as easily, as fhv hpnnme dissatisfied. They yearn

III Uli uciusa, uiniwuo- . j I in monkeys. Four species of simians f0r one 0f the two rewards -tne moss will be taken to the Canary islands, of the immobile boulder or the polish the gorilla, chimpanzee, organutan of the hard ground rock. All the and gibbon as these have proved to wnile, they know not that they are have more human traits than other gathering the signs of duty well done;

anthropoids. that, as long as tney bwuu

their posts and guide the gentle river - 1 1 itT?in or

Where Women Rule. to its appointed place tney am .wb

' A little village has long existed on as high and as honorable a purpose as the Cape of Shima in Japan the those which gather moss or which acname of which means the "Settlement quire polish by speedy motion. Ag-

of Nymphs." In this village woman gressiveness is not tne oniy vutuc.

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Great Times. "Seotember is the finest time

year." "You bet; oysters and watermelon both on the bill of fare."

less interesting than itself. In one of them Breakspeare, Milton's publisher, once lived. It is still a charming place inspite of the fact that one of its rooms has become a butcher's shop; that joints of meat hang in one of its windows. Another house calls itself "The Old Cottage," an,d claims to be the oldest in the Tillage. This is a shop, too, but of far more artistic

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And She Couldn't Slap Him. A teacher in a tenement district hurried from the school to find the

sorts of quaint things, peculiar to the mother of a pupil who had been taken

county or connected with its worthies, ill. The back windows look out on the "Can you show me where Mrs. Ancherry orchard which stretched from gelo Scandale lives?'' sh squired of Milton's cottage to Breakspeare's a cherub transplanted from the sunn farm. It is said that Milton used to south to a dark sunless alley find His way thither through the or- "Yes, teach , I show you and a chard, guilding himself by the tree willing, sticky hand dragged her on trunks. In fancy one could see the with such speed as to make her stumMind t steine slowly through ble over an Italian dame seated on

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WOMEN IN CLIMBING FEAT st?. LtaÄ sdai, live.

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The men have petitioned parlia- jin00fl 0f its curving while drying. In ment for their rights, and in the September, 1913, it was moved on meantime the local police are doing r0iers to its final location. The flagtheir best to bring peace between the pole is 208 feet in length, 36 inches in

contending sexes Youth s uompan- meter at the base and ten inches

ion. at the top, and when ready for erec

tion weighed about ten tons. Sur

mounting the pole is a four-foot giooe

a on.fnnt win.t.hervane in the.

u, jl w shape of an arrow. Engineering Record.

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Scale Mt. Washington Summit Over Dangerous Trestle Ascent Was Result of a Wager.

ger, "but she downstair sitting on the

step," finished the smiling lips

Making Fun for Fechter. The great tragedian, Edwin Booth liad a keen sense of the ridiculous

and frequently told of a performance in which the late Charles Fechter was

ucw ! appearing. In one scene Fechter had pllShed V T. mnnv to the vil-

I a feat never before undertaken, it is

Bretten Woods, IST. H. Climbing to

i the summit of Mount Washington I over the dangerous trestle of the Mountain railway in the darkness,

J Mrs. W. G. Honford and Mrs. Beatrice . V 1 I -T TT i t 1- .1

i KGCgnaaei Ol iew lor accompusnea . r'"hand oVer SOme money to the vil

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I said, by their sex. The ascent was

made as the result of a wager.

With a high wind blowing and no lights to guide them, the task of the climbers in crossing over the lofty Jacob's ladder trestle was regarded as extremely perilous. As soon as roalroad officials heard that they had started up the mountains, men with lanterns were sent after them to dissuade them from 4he attempt, but were unable to overtaku them until they were close to the summit. The two women reached the mountain top about ten o'clock, making the distance of five miles in four hours and a half. They remained at the house there until morning, when Mrs. Honford's husband arrived in his motor car and took them back to their hotel.

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"Higher Slit Skirts Art" Sculptor. Chicago. -Skirts slit higher mean higher art, according to Mario Korbel. the young Bohemian sculptor. "Grecian girls wore skirts slit to the hips and were paragons," said Korbel.

Bothered by Rats! Break Lease. New York. If a tenant is bothered by rats or mice he can break his

lease and move from the premises, according to Judge Friefield in an opin

lain, which he did in a very deliberate

manner, counting one, two, inree, four, five, six and so on. The interest centered on Mr. Fechter having enough coin to satisfy the rapacious demands of Mr. Bad Man, and the audience was becoming restless and impatient to know if he (Fechter) could make the right change. Finally

a young Irishman in the gallery, get

ting tired of the delay, called out,

Say Mr. Fechter, why oon t you give

him a check?" Chicago Journal.

Permanent Situation. "Do you remember that profligate young Tewksley who used to live here?" "Oh, yes. He used to say he wouldn t go to' "work until he found his life work." "Well, he's found it." "What's. he doing now?" "He's working in the shoe factory of the state penitentiary under a life sentence.

Billy Manning. They tell nmny stories relating to the ready wit of the late Billy Manning, but probably none better exeraplified it than the following: Manning and Dan Bryant, eaen heading his own traveling company, met at a junction, and in the course of conversation it developed that each was to play the same town at an early future date, and Bryant requested that Manning "announce" his (Bryant's) forthcoming appearance which Billy promised he would do.

A couple of weeks later the famous Ethiopian entertainers again met, and Mannirfg said that he had played the town already mentioned on the previous evening. "Did vou 'announce' me?" said

Bryant "I was just going to." said Manning, "when the fellow got up and

went out" Chicago Journal. Tom's Two Worries. "Well," Aunt Mary, asked someone of an old colored cook in a Richmond family, "how is your son Tom getting on in Lynchburg?" "About de same," answered Aunt

Mary, with a sigh of resignation. "He's always kinder contented like. I ain't never knowed Tom to have but two things to worry him in life." "And what are those two things?"

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has to quit eatin' to go to sleep. Aside from dat, dere ain't mithin' much de matter with him." Illustrated Sunday Magazine.

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