Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 55, Number 50, Jasper, Dubois County, 3 October 1913 — Page 4

JASPER COURIER

JASPKK, !Ul5,JlS COÜKTV, INDIANA Ktred xctca Poatoillct Rt Jaapr, InU for transmission tiwougU tbo mail asaeo ondclnsa matter. RntvmriotiCTi 1.50 Per Year. This pnpei 13 mjilel regularly to it nbscribers until a definite order to discontinue is receive;! and all arrears paid in lull; un lees in the discretion oi the pablifhei a different course should be deemed advisable. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1913. D. C, 5. B. Glub. Mr. F. B. Ayers. Traveling Agent of the Land and Industrial department of the Southern Railroad was in Jasper Tuesday endeavoring to organize a So Called Commercial Club or some association for the purpose of booming business, lhev had a meeting at the Court House Tuesday night and appointed seven directors as to J lows: Dr. John P. Salb was chosen temporary president, and Jacob Burger, Jr., Jos. F. Friedman and Geo. P. Wagner was appoint ed a committee on nominations. They reported as follows for di rectors; Peter Huther -Bomar Traylor George Wuchn er Albert Sonderman A. B. Kremp E. A. Sturm Philin Kunkel Four D. C. S. Bank Men and three F. and M..Bank Men. Gecrga P. Wagner was elected President Geo, Wuchner, Sec retary. A. C. Worland Treasurer A Press Committee consisting of H. M. Kean (Yellow Corres pondent of the Ev. Courier; . A. C .Worland (Prof. (?) Jasper College) and T. K. Dougherty, (Martin Friedman's Sr.. son-in-law; i. e. M. Friedman's money,) A By Law Committee, consist ing of Peter Huther, E A- Sturm and Ph. Kunkel was appointed (Ye Gods and little fishes! if we could lock the three up with 20 tons of paper, a million of pencils, the Atlantic 0 an or ink, and say Go to-it-bt... , moun tain might labor u. u perhaps bring forth a hermaphrodite rodent ) Of course Philip could write the best by laws as he has the largest knowledge of parli mentary practice. At present writing there are 110 members and George Wuchner is still hustling for more. The Board of Direc tors has five business men and two griming gargoyles included inits membership. Of the five George Wuchner is probably the best business man, (he is Henry Pfau's son-in-law) Phillip Kunkel, A- B Kremp, Peter Huther and Albert Sonderman in the order named The other two are rich men's sons, and son-in laws; both of emt And each are good members of the Feathers, Fuss and Fret Club. Of the 6 or 7 busi ness men in Jasper the Club has in Mr Geo. P- Wagner, as president one of the best business men in the state, (even if he does have crazy notions about sewers once in awhile ) As secretary they have in Mr. eo. Wuchner as bright and hustling business man as will be found anywhere. The other never did a days business in his life to our knowledge, he teaches school. The remaining business men of the tow are not included in the list. We wish the Club all the success in the world and as a parting admonition ask them to read an article in another coliimn entitled ' 'The Princess' Pearls' ' "Charles Flick on Monday Sept 29, 1913 filed his petition with the Town Board to have his name placed on the official ballot in November as a candidate for Trustee from the 3d ward in opposition to George Wagner; the Democratic candidate- Loosen lopen. WanSdUSudden. Ofanrl Fnnfcwell-"Sav. Willie. dey say dat a tree is werry liable ! move." Wandering Willie "Nay, nay Claud. I prefer death by lightning." - New York Evening World, A tight hobble never prevents a chicken from chasing4 afte a num.

Every winter is the Winter Ä . Of our discontent; , y' ' We're always out ocuej, And back on the rent! V Ttiffiöcess'Pits. When the bells bean to ring in the old church, the beautiful princess ran out with a lap full of lovely pearls and threw them all, very quickly and vygracefully, to the swine. And the swine grfcuited and wagged their greäF "ears and blinked their little e?es, and the princess laughed and clapped her hands and said: 'Isn't it delightful to see them? " Ah'd ail the courtiers stood around and laughed softly they pretended they were laughing with the Princess, but they were really laughing at her it was so funny tq them to see the Svvine wag their ears and to see the Princess smile at them

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did not laugh. -1-1 I i 1 She could not, for she, too, had thrown pearls before'the swine, and she knew fjhat!t" is not so pleasant after a wjiile. Never pull a leg until'it is ripe JT A thing of beauty is' a joy until she gets home and clumps her hair and her make up into a dresser drawer. V 2 Ä correspondent of the Boston Globe -gives the following sentences, each of which contain a8 the letters of the alphabet: . The quick brown fox jumps ovrr the lazy dog.' r Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs. - John quickly extemporized five tow bags. - , Frowzy quacks v.e'x,. jump and blight. ? Quack! Glad zephyrs; wave my1 javelin box. Please give the money to Dr. J. Z. Quack's wife. Ten Nichts in a P Pflfirn M H II B H nU0Hv

r 'secret societies and the charity "Ten Nights in a Bar-room" j organizations, and the labor uniwhich will be at the, Opera House ons, and the individuals with "a next Monday night has-been en-puil" first began to perpetrate

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just as the book reaas and shouldjman, black-mail had vague terbe seen by young and old. The.rors for the advertiser which show has been playing to capaci- have well nigh all been disoelleä. ty business wherever they have In truth, the .unavailabilityshowed. The real theatrical treatnt to sav utter worthlessness

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one jNignsoniy, monuay mgnt hdve long since Deen aemonsratOct 6, Prices 35. 25 and 15c jed by expensive experience, and Seats at Haberly's Confectionary , the advertising world is rapidly

n h n in. The corn is ripening in the husk On every autumn hill:. The cider's flowing through the straw 1 x A dollar for every dimple Is not so much to give, When dimples are made by smiling, m And smiling's thejyay to live. The early bird may catch the worm. But glory to the chap Who lying late abefi may catch The blessed second nap. Better fifty apple dumplings Made in Maryland any day. Than a century in Eroupe Or a evele of Cathav. Don'f- let your anchor drag, mm boy, Haul m and luff away Beyond the kedges ?nd the shoals Blows wide the und ot day. Veiled Prophets Parade St. Louis, Mo, uesclay October 7th $2.50 Round Trip $2 50. Southern Railway. Tickets good on evening trains of Monday, October 6th connecting with special train leaving Huntingburg 10 20 P M at riving St. Louis 6.40 A. M. Oct. 7th Returning special train leaves St. Louis 10 30 P. M -Wednesday October 7th. J. C- Beam, AGP A. St. Louis, Mo. Between optimist and pessimist The difference is droll; The optimist the doughnut sees, The pessimist the hoTe. When you go away t from home, or have friends visiting you, or you are going to give a party, musicale or reception, or when your church or society contemplate any proceedings, ot when you sell, buy or change your residenc e or business, or your son or k daughter is married, or whetfp" yuui llfcilgliuur gets a now uauy, i or, m a word, it ycu know or hear of any item of -interest td

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DAYS OF DIZZINESS. Come to Hundreds of Jasper People. There are days of dizziness;

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