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Prize Offers from.Leading Manufacturers) Book on patents. '"Hints to inventors." "Inventions needed:" "Why some inventorsfail." Send rough sketch or modelior searcfi-of Patent Office" records. Our.Mr.. Greeley was formerly. Acting Commissioner of Patents, and as such had full charge 'of the U. S. Patent Office.

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11.71 and up per iuit, VA?5?'1?; and - Rftdy-Made Bpring OrcreeaU an 2tiaooHta. mTitb' and Boys' BpriBt (otamg, S to

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In tne mcrning.

A ssplenclfrl. thing for fthe body, is stretching. Whon you J first wake up in the morning, lake, a good." long

sireien. rtmiftii lhc handl? :us far out sideways ns poGsio. Then streich thorn o-cr the huaJ - fir a you tan nvirh, and ?U ihäuiir iinu titrei h tin- fc.t f 'du .vim -iSi .: Ifar ayou can llimv ihr ffftf n ! sirrtel upward ju.-tjts U, a yu .n. an then bwcr'thi! fcot aim u0.s vcr slowly. "4 Whon you iyl 'iu tf htO,. vz: your nritis oji'i- ir iir.i. t standing on lipir. r,.v" n .,r can reach the5 mI'h- f; u. about the mom v.l. H fhi- i tion. Stand on Crv n:r;t f stretch tfie ri-h: arm va:d upward n$ h:h . i xx,:; the same Ii ?mo iL-. I w f.!;i . from tlie iror a,:.: iu -Ward, and iho it-fi h .-. backward and dtwn . .i'it I . fine exercise for i 1 . v i (h

is espeeiajiy gnnci tor tv-t hips, mnking f I; ? 1 1 Iii- ! . Standing on the loft u,i lU.r ieise can ho rovor i d. If yo.i have b-wj sitlmg n, same position f : a long! J;"o ing, sit id .'hg, writing or,-- .nj the muscles have b ft. nr-.! . cramped, tho loni (h og t i get up and stretch", "sin-t.-h t,

arms upward am! oalrM-p); : nd'f

ward and hack ward. I.ifl-f'..- ' ders as liiirh as i i .t)

DUMAS' AUDACITY.

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them. Kxjand il-o rj , breathe deeply, or. jfn- ut chair, strelfh tl.c h:,-n! oo.. u -

the feet fioni the ihmr am) n-oi

them forward ?u- far a- j".-iii any wav so you Lnve-du; tnasi-Je-

good, vigorous strolch.

When one is vorv tirod. th ro i

nothing mon? restful ! m" ?tratch: ing the miirfcles and th-ii lolaxin

Exchange.

Illuminating Gas.

In the Philosoph io;l j Transactions

of the Koyal Society of I.ondon for 1739 is printed a letter, written in 1691, in which' the licv. John fJInv.

tor details a s'oricr; of experiments he made in 'distilling coal in a re

tort, showing not only that he had observed; the inflammable gases

evolved, but -that ho had cohered

and stored them for some tiro in bladders. In 17S7 I vord Dundonald

made ffas from coal, with which he

lighted the hall of Culross amW

In 172 Robert Murdoch began the

experiments winch resulted in the establishment of coal fras as an illu

minating agent. In 1797 he public

ly snowed the system he had matured, and in 1708. hein? cmnloved

in the factory of Rud ton & Watt,

5irmingJiam, ho fitted up an apparatus for the manufacture of mm

in that establishment, with which

it was light ßü This was the first use of illuminating gas except m.

way oi experiment.

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Mistress Good gracious. Marie, what

a me&s jTour kitchen is in! Whatever

have you bocu dolus? it will take von

a -week to clean It. I should think. Marie 'es, mum; the youns ladies have been down here showing me how to boll a potato according to the cookbook.

Innkeeper That chronic kicker Belter is sitting over there. Waiter Yes, sir. Innkeeper See that he gets a bad dinner. He shan't always grumble tor nothing. Meggendorf er, Blatter.

Domestic Philosophy.

A Poser For Mummy.

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Ilusband A man doesn't know what happiness Is till he's married! Wife I'm glad you've found that out ft last! 'f Husband Yea. and then If a too lm.bi Culture Welt

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Marjorie (who has just been listening to the story of Noah and the flood) Wasn't there no mummy V-

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pent except the cobra. In fact, n antidote for the bite of the creature is known. A wound from its beak causes excruciating pains in every part of the body, loss oi! sight, ipeech and hearing, condbioM, teclqaw and certain death. Tsr

A Golf Itul,

A Unique Literary Scheme of the Great French Writer. American readers are accustomed to surprises in their newspapers, but .imagine their astorushmcnt should some favorite journal publish in good faith, in daily installments and adapted according to the

notions of some staff writer, a

classic such as. for examnle.

Dante's "Inferno V Yet the aston

ishment so excited would not be without a parallel in the annals "of newspaper management, inasmuch

as Homer once fierured as a fenille-

tbniste for a Parisian newsnaDer.

When Dumas the elder was edit-1

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ing nis journal, he Mousqnetaire, TJrbain Fages, one of his assistants, who was an exceptionally nne Greek scholar, was one dav enthusiastic

ally expatiating upon the beauties of the "Iliad" and th "0dvssev"

Dumas grewr most interested.

It only yon could read them in

xne original," signed Hages. "Why not?" asked Dumas. "But," exclaimed Pages, "my dear fellow, you don't kn&w alpha from omega !" "Will you translate for me?" asked Dumas eagerly. Accordingly Fages undertook tho task. Beginning with the first book of the "Iliad," he would read a line of the Greek and then PivR a

literal translation. Dumas, quickly

caugni tlie spirit of the epic. As Pages read he wrote a translation and signed it. "In the name of all the ancients, M. Dumas " eYP.lnim or! Pno-oc "Vmf

j - - - - x. & kU.W you are signing your name to the

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"CertainlY, resDonded: Dumas.

"that is. to mv version- rif T-fc

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mousquetaire." Fages was filled with dismay, as he afterward related, but before

ßuen audacity and nawete he felt "L "I 1 -nr ..

aeipiegs. now was no to convince a writer accustomed to every triumph that he was too bold ? And so the next day an .installment of the "Iliad," as rendered in half r an hour or so by a. man who could not read the Greek alnhabt.

appeared at the bottom of the page

oi jue mousquetaire, with, the note, "Continued in our next." This enterprising bit of iournal-

ism raised such a storm of criticism

that Dumas was persuaded to dis

continue it after the third install

ment, though it was doubted that he quite understood -what w t.hA

trouble. St. Paul Pioneer &ess.

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