Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 55, Number 13, Jasper, Dubois County, 3 January 1913 — Page 8

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Welifww tho flr&t FROST PROOF PLANTS In 1E0S. Now liaTO over twenty thousand satisfied CMtoncrs. We have trrown and sold more cabbage plants then all other persons in Che Southom States combined. WHY? Becaoso onr plants xaust pleaso or wo send your money bade. Ordornow; It la time to sot these plants in your section to get extra early cabbage, and they aro tiio ones tkat sell for the most money. Wt sow thre tons of Cabbago Seed per season To&lg Fruit treos and onsamentals. Writo for frco catalojr contalnincr valuablo information abom. . nii. and vee;table frrowintr. Pricc3 on Cabbage Plantsr By mail Postage i-i!d 45 cnts pn io 0.1 ' By xpross. buyer pavlntr express chArjros, which under social rate irverrlrw; 500 it r$ CO, j,000 to 4,000 $1.60 per thousand; 5.C0O to,00C $1.25 per thousand :l3.u0ü and over $l.f0rr th jas'.nd.

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Sound Philosophy. Gf all methods of making another person angry and disagreeable the worst is to tell him that. he will "have to" do something. Hott of cen do we hear, 'Tou will have to go to the other window' ccYou mil have to go into the other car' "You will have to wait an hour' iCYou will have to write the general passenger agent or snperintendent' and the like I Primarily we are all free agents and. don't "have to" do a darned thing. We may find it expedient or necessary to a certain end, hut we don't even "have to" eat if we don't want to. How easy to put the direction in another manner, such as, "The other window, please," or "Will you kindly take the car ahead r" or "The rules require." A short, very short, explanation of why a certain thing is necessary will always work wonders in avoiding trouble. Sailroad Emnloyee.

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Dr. Jvzn.- "aTttoiis E r bhysirr., w: a 'cit tea :

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any stiinlant except a measai t glass of hrandy when he had ind: gestion. Once for that cause hf lived on stewed chops and rice foi luncheon and dinner, with tea, for a couple of years, but ordinarily he was a great feeder. "I recollect," said his friend. Dr. Cooper Bentham, "on one occasion Reynolds came to see him. Jenner was at dinner. He had soup, fish, the greater pa?t of a chicken, and he was in the middle of a huge rice pudding when ."Reynolds entered and asked him how he was. Jenner drew a pitiful sigh and replied, 'J tm not at all well no appetite.' t .slice

Innkeeper That chronic kicker Beizer is sitting over there. Waiter Yes, sir. Innkeeper See that he gets a tar dinner. He shan't always grumble für nothing. Meiendorf er Blatter. A Lively Chill. The oiö time darky had a great admirat oil for high sounding words and ph;ases. He also had a deep respect jor a man who has the boldness to devise innovations of speech. "I je i tell you Massa Eawson has a pow'ful control ob language," said one old plantation negro thoughtfully on his return from a neighborly call. "I 'spect to learn somet'ing ebery time T hear him talk.

He was telling Major WilliarnsJ

bout Iiis wife being tooken sick after dat dog bite she had, an' 'stead ob saying in respects to her shaking fit she had dat she 'shook like she had de ager,' same as most folks would say, what figur' is you s'posing he used ?" "I dunno," said the old man's wife sulkily from the ironing board. "He said she 'shook like an ash pan.' Dat's his figur-', an' I ain't gwine forget it." Youth's Companion.

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Edith I don't know what it ia tha$ äraws mo to that fellow Huggerij, Juiec I do. It's his arm.

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Percy Bore Love you? Why, girl, I Jove you from the word "go." Miss Sharp Then please go.

Algy Jone (at the week end farmLook here! Yo:i know, George, I can'! milk tliesc cuufouxiued cows. The

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bling at me. George Lor bat you mustn't blame 'em.' ThecHtters do like & bii o' green stuff. Sketch.

Vhat Focdi Weigh It may be convenient to kr.ö

' that one quart of flour weighs one

pound; a quart of cornmeal, on pound and two ounces; a quart of best sugar, one pound; a quart of powdered white sitgar, one pound and one ounce; a quart of best

brown sugar, one pound anjl two.

ounces; that ten gs weigh one pound, though this depends somewhat on the size; sixteen large tablespoonfuls make half a pint; a quart of butter, one pound and cna ounce. To Wash Chamois Leather. Make a weak solution of sosp and warm water. Eub plenty of soft soap into the leather and let it soak for two hours, then rub ii till quite clean. Afterward rv.is? it well in a weak s lut! n : v..r : water, soda and yellow soap. Aitei rinsing wring it well in a rough towel, dry quickly and pull about till quite soft. It will then be beeler than most new leathers. A Tabicid Fable. A man once collided with an opportunity. "Why don't you look where you are going ?" growled the man. "Don't you recognize me ?" asked the opportunity pleasantty. "To, and 1 don't care to. You have trodden on my corns," replifid the man as he limped away.

Moral. Don't believe the people who say they have never 4iad chance. Näh- York Times.

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Keep your head still" Is the ürai fele In golf, and Binks means to do so Punck. AS to Courage.

Trainer's Wife (to her husbandsCoward! Come out of there and meet we fact to face, if you har a drop oi Mood in xur veins.

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