Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 55, Number 7, Jasper, Dubois County, 22 November 1912 — Page 8

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FROST PROOF CABBAGE PLANTS If GUARiNTEED TO SATISFY CUSTOMERS 1 I FKOM THE ORIGINAL CABBAGE PLANT GKOVVERS U Jhmmimmm WAI KFIZUV -naZrUtet AlttVteMr FLAT DUTCH, I Htlilv ajMt-C Wlällmä VjM.v aa6aeteeJL tiLTfert wd Ufa 1 CiAgJ f 1 . TRAPC MARK COPTRICMTED I

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Welsrow tho flrat FROST PROOF PLANTS In 186S. Now haro over twenty thousand satisfied cortommk Wo hare jrown and sold more cabbage plants than all other persons in the Southam SteUt Mmtii4. WHY? Because our plants ustpleaso or wo send your money back. Ordarnow; It la time to met them plants in your section to cct extra early cabbage, and they aro tao ones taataell t r the most money. - - .m&m Wi sew ihrn tons of Cabbage Seed per season Fralt treeu and ornaraentala, "Writo Tor free catalog: containing valuable Information about: trail and Tegtable jcrowlne; Jrlces on CabbflfO Plants: By mall Postnpo Paid 45 cents per 100 plants. By exprtfl. buyer paylnsr oxprepscharcros, which ucder special rate is very low: 500 for SLOO; l.OOO to L.Q0Q $1.66 per thousand; 6.000 to 9,000 3L.2S por thousand: 10,000 and over 1.00 per thousand. - Win. C. Geraty Co., Box 338, Yonges Island, S. C.

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- Bent. - I 0 o r o 4 o J o -J o o o 4 o $ o J o o i o 4 o By EDWARD S. SPINNEY. Copyright, 1509, by American Pres -Association. I waa tutoring a youth of nineteen. 1 had ft fancy to go abroad in tht diplomatic corpi, but as I had no influence to secure an appointment I kept my ambition to myself. My pupil, Alec Kirk, should hare been readb for college, but he -was not, and it ivai my part to get him ready as soon as possible. His father, after tnrning him oyer to me, went to Europe. Before leaving he gave mo a single instruction viz: "Don't let any woman snare him whllo I am away." I made a companion of Alec, and he seemed to enjoy my society in preferenco to that of young fellows of his own age. lie gavo mo his confidence in Gverythfng but one. k woman laid siege for him, and be did not tell me. His father had lectured him before going away on Ills susceptibility and told him that I was empowered to forbid Ills attentions to any woman. Alec not only failed to trust the matter to me, but told the woman who was trying to snare him of rny charge. Sho was smart enough to keep aloof from me, and I did not discover her or her object till I was informed of both by the housekeeper. I warned the housekeeper not to divulge the fact that 1 knew of what was going on. If I couid save the boy I would put his father under obligations. Mr. Kirk had great political influence. Alec wished the lady to win my good opinion. She, supposing that I knew nothing of their affair, consented, thongh reluctantly. I was Introduced to Miss Martha Colllngwood, aged twenty-eight, impecunious, passably good looking and of a common family. I caUcd on her with Alec and during the call manifested a friendliness that disarmed both. But whllo extending the olive branch I was sharpening the sword. I suggested that Miss Cpllingwood and Alec use the tennis court tit his home and oven offered If we could find another girl to make lip a set with them myself. I had in mind Miss Gladys Hoyle, a young lady who had the faculty of making tho most rasping remarks with the mo9t kindly protended intentions. Knowing thaf there is nothing which will turn a man from a woman quicker than a feminine fight, I hoped to use Miss Hoyle- for the purpose of drawing out whatever of temper Miss Colllngwood might possess and intended that Alec should witness tha$cfimmage. "Vojsecurcd Miss Hoyle, and I chose herformy partner. Miss Colllngwood opened tho game, serving to mo. I cent the ball back, and sho returned tt. It dropped Just within the line, but I pronounced it foul. "That wasn't foul," said Mlsa Colllngwood. I looked at my partner for support 4lCertalnly it was," she said. "My eyes must have deceived' mV said Miss Colllngwood. "Some people can't play teanls at all," returned Miss Hoyle, "on account of their eyes. I thought I saw something a nllss with yours. It's quite noticeable." There was an ominous flash from Miss Colllngwood. She mad no reply, and the game went on. My own game had opened auspiciously, and fortune continued to favor me. Miss

Hoyle in volleying close to the net j sent tho hall against Miss Collingwood's nose. The latter dropped her racket and caught a trickling stream of blocd in hor handkerchief. "You d:d that on purpose," she cried, ' casting a flashing glance at Miss 1 no yle. i "You flatter me. If I could hit r, mark like that I'd enter for a eham-1 plonsliip." replied Miss Hoyle. ' Mtss Colllngwood was getting ready for a rejoinder when I added to her

raffling by asking if she would proceed wlih the prame. "I don't think she'd better," Miss Hoyle put In, "with that nose. It'll be nil the colors of the rainbow tomorrow. My advice is raw beef." "Some people are offensive with their advice," snapped the sufferer. rieasure had gone out of the game for Alec. He proposed to stop playing. Miss Colllngwood started for the house to put cold water on her nose. Alec, instead of accompanying her, fouid occupation In gathering tho balls and rackets. I whispered to him to taka Miss Hoyle home. She smilingly accepted his Invitation. As the two walked away Miss Colllngwood turned and darted a fiery spark. I saw her home, adding fuel to the flame by telling her that I thought Miss Hoyle had sent the ball against her nose on purpose and was trying to catch Alec. I supposed that I had only made a beginning, but I was mistaken. When Alec and I met again he confessed to me that there had been as affair between him and Miss Collingwood (at tvhich Ä expressed great surprise), but that it was ended. I kindly offered to give him my advice as to the best method of dropping it The Illusion had passed out of him, and nothing could bring It back. When Mr. Kirk returned from Europe I made no mention of his son's escape, but he learned of it and asked me about it I told him tho story, at the end of which heteaid: "You should be in the diplomatic corps. The first requisite of a diplomat is absence of conscience. Judgins from your acts in this case, you don't know the meaning of ttfe word' I confessed that I had a hankering in the diplomatic line, and he- promised to see the secretary of State in my hcK terest The result was an appointment, and. having begun with a small trk4

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H Had Four Kinds of Mat and Four Kinds of Bread.

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citizen in an the blue grass country, drove up to the market place in Lexington, whore an army of negroes stood about or lay basking in the early morning sun waiting for some, man to hire thera. Th old man was so stingy that he usually had great difliculty in- engaging negroes to do extra work on Iiis farm. But this time lie struck a bargain immediately with big Bill Saunders und the half dozen powerful but lazy blacks who follow at Ilia heels. All the others were greatly surprised to see this gang ambling out on the big road toward Mr." Wowton's place. Next morning they were mystified to see big Bill and his cronies again in the market place. "Whacl ja dorn' hyuh, Bill?" asked Hannibal Harrison Tyler. "LookiV fo' wuk," Bill repHed sadly. "Thougi-t you all wuz wukkin for Mistuli Wowton?" "Yaas, v e sut'nly wuz wok'in fo Mistuh Y '.vton. He come to me yistiddy ir.. iiin' an' say: 'Coine on out anJ VA.:e hay fo me. I ain't gointer pav yon-all enny mo' dan one dolluh a day, but I jes' tell you dis ev'y meal you-all sits down ter yo gointer have fo' kin's o meat an fo kin's o' bread.' So we all tnk our foot in our ban' an' went out ter make Iiis hay crap." "Well, den' huccome you-all is come back?" Hannibal inquired. "I gwino tell yuh; William reSlied, with an injured air. "Yistidy mawnin5 we all wukked .in d fieF, cuttin' hay an' rakin' hay an3 Bpreadin' hay, ontwell do dirmiih ho'n blew at 12 o'clock. Den we goe3 inter de kitchen, an' all w. sees on de big table is a lot o iru z'bl' po'k an' greens an' bre? 3'. I goes up to de big house n- ix Mistuh Wowton ter come vYd, please, suh, an' look at dat Jinu h. I say, Mistuh Wowton, whu ck-m fo' kin's o' meat you done j. ised, please, suh?' "Mistuh Wowton he say: W'y, daiah dey is fat meat, lean meat, skin an; bono. Daiah you fo' kin'a o' meat.' "Den I sez ter him, 'Mistuh Wowton, whar dem f o' kin's o' bread yon done promised us?' En he -say: 'W'y, William, daiah dey is white bread, co'n bread, eras' an' crumb. Daiah yuh fo' kin's o' bread An1 dat's why we all come back hyull.,, Harper's Weekly.

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A im tie (upon lur rturn. to soLiic-wLmi pessimistic ncphowj - Did Tommy r 1 n wiih yu wh'le. I w.is out, darling? Ho didn't make you cry? Nephew lie mac" me cry a little Dit. Tommy Oh. Piriip. I made you laugb nearly nil tho time mother was out! Nephew Well, l laughed till I cried.

The Clever Veaver Bird. An interesting bird is tho "weaver' It ?eems to be fond of making enormous nests merely for the purpose of exercise in the art of construction. Supply these birds with strings and straw, and they will use them up rapidly, and their fabric is woven with a perfectness that is astonishing. In some countries it is the custom of the weaver

birds to colonize and build one big flat topped platform, two or three yards across, which is so admirably put together as to shed the rain as well as any roof could do. Under this roof they make individual pocket shaped nests, bringing up under this unique structure a large and' interesting family of little weavers. v There is another bird, called the "tailor," which, instead of weaving its nest, incloses it in big leaves and stitches the latter together with plant fibers, just as one would sew piece of cloth. uakwheat Cake. There is nothing on the dining room table and nothing that could be placed there that is so great and formidable an enemy to the human face as buckwheat cake3. They are sure to make the complexion yellow and covered with eruptions. Don't Insult your face by putting buckwheat cakes into it. They head the tntiro list of complexion deatroytrf . YSrnRar crm

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