Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 54, Number 49, Jasper, Dubois County, 13 September 1912 — Page 8

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A Circus Horse in Baltic. - Colonel (. iuiries Marshall, ho vras aid-de-oarop to General Kobcrt

E. Ixe and wl:o weut through the.

battles of the war ith his chief told the fulknrin amusing story of his experience with a new horse: His old horse had been shot fi$ni under him in the fight ol the previous day, and he had tairon possession of an animal that seehicd to -suit the work. In the battle a few

hours later he was riding across a field in which there were nürneröus stumps. . .1, Suddenly the performance bpen-

' ed. The guns roared; and the air 'was filled with smoke and noise.

Before Colonel M&rshall knew

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his four 'feet on one of the stumps and was gayly dancing in a circle. -In the meantime the firing was in

creasing, and the situation was any-

thing hut comfortable. 'But the horse kept on as:if he were enWymg it. ,m "It was not until af terward' s;aid

Colonel Marshall, "thatTf oundTthe

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Glasgow university was occasionally obscure and complex when the in

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tage. T. he occasion chosen was that of his return from having received his knighthood, and a student wrote upon the blackboard, "Work while

it is yet Day, for the knight cometh when no man can work." Forced to Surrender. The young man had asked the father for his daughter and been refused. "Then you will not give me Jane ?" he hoarsely demanded. v "I didn't speak in Volapuk, did ?" sneered Jane's father. The young man paused at the door. "I am considered a good looking

i fellow," he said. "Ladies turn and

stare after me as I pass along the street. Your cook smiled at me tonight" while I lingered at the side door. I-returned the smile. ISTow I will- follow up this favorable impression. 'T will" make love to the

cook. In a week we will elope!

' ; The old man turned pale.

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Bruce's Mother. The inspector was examining standard 1, and all the class had been specially told beforehand by their master, "Don't answer unless you are almost certain your answer is correct." History wasche subject. ' "jSTow, tell me' said the inspector, "who was the mother, of our ffrcat Scottish hero, Robert Bruce ?" , He pointed tb the ; top' boy, then around flic class- There' was no answer. Then at last :the heart 'of the teacher 6f that class leaped with joy. . The boy who was candirigfat the very faot had held up his hand. "Well," my-boy' said the inspector eneöur'ägingl'y, ' "who' waa fTlease, sir, Mrs. Bruce."-:

Embarrassing For tho Lecturer. Civilized people when they listen to a lecture on some abstruse scientific subject applaud even if thajdo not understand. But there is evidently more frankness among savages, according to a story told by

Captain Guy Burrows. A white man one evening tried to explain to some members of an African tribe, the Mobunghi, the wonders of the steam engine and steamship. He drew diagrams on the sand, and the audience listened and looked with apparently intense interest. At last he asked his hearers whether they understood. "Yes," they replied; .they thought they did. "There was a deep silence' Captain Burrows said, "for some time,

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How He Acquired Trouble, . "Education." said the man whj had been' sueä for breach of promise, "is the root of all evil." (fHow so?" asked the man who had not been sued and consequently could not reason from the same premises. . "Ii I hadn't been able to write," answered the defendant,, "wh at evi-

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