Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 54, Number 49, Jasper, Dubois County, 13 September 1912 — Page 7
KBAL ESTATE
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TOB. SALESO A. IN WASHINGTON CO.. Ark.; 35 a. cult.; 5 a. orch., house, barn, hcds. stock, etc, Breden, Bx. 310, Chicago.
FOR SALE "200 A. IN WÖRTH CO., I A., nr. town; SO a. cult.; C r. house, barn, outfrldgu., 2 crlhi, etc Hark, Bx. 319, Chicaio. A. XR. MERRILL AX, JfACKSON CO., 75 . cult, 5 r. houw, born, outbldga., 4t frwlt trca, etc. Doris. B;r 313. Chicago.
A 8NAP 160 A. IN CEDAR CO., MO.; 140 J. hoa8e fcarn, outbldgs.. orch., sto
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cainery, etc Hawk. Box 319. Chicago.
THEY'RE USUALLY STUPID.
Myiarchus Crinitus Is Champion Bug Catcher
TOK SALE 120 A. IN ST. LOUIS COMinn.; nr. Hlbblngr; houae, roothouse, etc.J l.ift cords spruce. Wool, Be. 319, Chicago. Ton ;i,oo$ CASH AND 1 soo on long time 80 a. nr. Roosevelt. Kiowa Co., Ok.; 55 a. eult.; 15ft fruit trees. Clark. Bx. 319, Chgo. FOR SALE ICO A IN PITTSBURG CO.. Ok., nr. Hartshorn; 105 a. cult.; one -4 and one 2 r. house, barn, outbldgs.. orch., stock, mach., etc FINN. Box 319, ChlcaRo. FOR SALE BEST STOCK FARM OF 400 A. la Wayne Co., Mo.; easily divided; nr. Des Arc; 75 a. cult.; 6 r. house, outbldgs. stock, mach., etc. SMITH, Bx. 319, Chicago. FOR SALE 16 A. IN WILLIAMS CO., N. Dak.; one of the best In the U. S.; 70 a. cult.; r. house, barn, outbldgs.. etc: cannot attend to it. GREEN, Box 319, Chicago.
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FOR SALE EXCELLENT GRAIN FARM nr. Isabel, Barber Co., Kan.; 210 a. cult.; -new 8 r. house, new barn, outbldgs., etc.. 145 fruit trees. CAMP. Box 319. Chicago.
FOR SALE BEST LOCATED AND LMPR. 200 a. In Dunn Co., Wis., nr. Meridian; GO a. In crops; II r. house, 2 barns, outbldgt., stock, mach., etc THORES, Bx. 319. Chicago. FOR SALE ALL OR PART, 120 A., ALL cult., in Oconto Co., Wis.; 11 r. house, barn, outbldgs., S5 bearing fruit trees, stock, machinery, etc. FOX, Box 319, Chicago. FOR SALE 200 A. NR. LONDESBOROUGH. Huron Co.. Ont.. Can.; 170 a. cult.; 9 r. house, barn, outbldgs.. 1 acre orchard, stock machinery, etc CONN. Box 319. Chicago. FOR SALM BT OWNER AT A SACRIFICE. 150 acre near Louisville, Claj County, 111.. 125 acres cultivated: all fenced; bouse, 2 barns, outbuildings, orchard, 12 horses, etc. MAX, Box 319, Chicago
FOR SALE AM NO FARMER; 160 A. NR. Morninzfslde, Alta., Can.; 90 a, cult.; S r. house, buKfment barn, outbuildings, etc DELTA, Box 319, Chicago. FOR SALE 51 A, IN EDDY CO. N. MEX.. nr. Carlsbad; 42 a. cult.; houBe, barn, outbldgs., H a. orch., stock, machinery, crop, poultry, etc; well irrig. Forke. Bx. 319 Chgo. FOR SALE ISC A. BEST IMPR. STOCK anl grain farm in Anderson Co., Kan., nr. .ont Ida; 90 a. cult.; 2 story 8 r. house, birn, outbldgs., etc Shute. Bx. 319. Chicago. FOR 8VLE One of the best paying, most complete hardware stores in one of the leading towns In Indiana. Well established trade. Staple stock. Average bus. $31,000 per year. Will sacrifice. Add. BROS.. Bx. 754. Chicago.
WASHINGTON. The department of agriculture, in a long biological treatise, whatever that is, claims credit ior discovering the one omnivorous fly swatter of the country. Of course the department doesn't call it that. It is known by a long scientific nomenclature, printed in italic. Translated, this devolves itself into "fly catcher' or words to that effect. The "catcher," according to the department's experts, is widely different from th
lJ ' - W V 2.' VA. W 1 IA ter." It is a long, thin-shanked bird T I
auout tne size of a robin, and wears a tuft of black feathers in the general vicinity of its wishbone. The best thirjg this bird, the "great crested fly catcher," they call it, does, is sit on a fence rail and survey the landscape. This it does dolefully and without enthusiasm. By and by a fly or some other insect comes flying along. A short spurt, a click of a pointed beak, and it is exit insect. The pamphlet issued by "Tama Jim" Wilson's department contains a study of the life and habits of the great American fly catcher. Departmental experts, on adventure bent, went forth into the rural sections
armed with butterfly nets and sixshooters and captured a large number of these desperate birds, thereby causing a large increase in the fly population. Bringing the birds to Washington in cold storage, the stomachs of -ome 3,398 were examined. These stomachs, according to the report, were about five per cent, stomach and 94.99 per cent, obnoxious in
sects. Or, at least, the 94.99 per cent. HeDid you have a pleasaut time thing represents the portion of obnox- at the literary luncheon?
lous insects on their daily bill of fare. She No, stupid. None but clever Florence, Italy, for the will of Robert
Whether they take them a la carte people were there. Browning, son of the famous poet, or table d'hote was not dwelt upon but so far it has not been found. The
m the report ERUPTION LIKE PIMPLES
mere are seventeen species of these
Unfailing Stimulant. Men have tried many things, but still they ask for stimulant the stimulant in use but requires the use of more. Men try to drown the floating dead of their own souls in the wine cup, but the corpses will rise. We see
their faces in the bubbles. The intoxication of drink sets the world
whirling again, and the pulses playing music, and the thoughts galloping, but
the fast clock runs down sooner, and the unnatural stimulation only leaves
the house it fills with revelry more
silent, more sad, more deserted, more
ueaa. There is only one stimulant
that never fails, and yet never intoxicatesDuty. Duty puts a blue sky
over every man up in his heart may
be into which the skylark, happiness.
always goes singing. George D. Pren
tice.
Robert Browning's Will.
Diligent search is being made
at
fact that there apparently is no will
13 v;a.u.ai.ii cuusiaeraDie gossip, as
the property, of which there is a good
aeal, both in Asolo and Florence.
birds. The aggregate benfits of their Wathena, Kan. "My child's scalp depopulation of the insect kingdom trouble becam O Kn hnd that T wnc
are enormous. Under these conditions ashamed to have anyone see him His wiU pass to hls wife wh was Miss farmers will hardly begrudge them head had a Eolid gcab on if. He alsQ Coddington of New York, and from Cnt f vegetable food had a terrible breaking out on his face whom he lived aPart for years owinS
"W , ' u g dl crop WÜIcü as gradually growing worse. w ""wuouiEy or temper. But insect killing is only one of the Tne eruption was like pimple which Bring's property in Florence in-
.w o vuijtnoiiuicuta. -ne xo developed into sores when he scratch- 1UUCU üöil UIQ1. wnere ne spent Ms the bravest bird in the air, and fear- ed which he did almost constantly childhocd days. When his . mother
f7 "a uawnb uiuujr i3aDy woujd almost ßCratch himself property passed out or the
ma aiz2. xae.wiii assail a nawK
x uiiuaix auu lunuw mm ior mnes. T hnci a:
The great falcon, too cowardly to of Ea!ve no f th he, in in the fight and too slow to dodge, can only Jeast hit TOhon T . 'e
xput on full speed and leave the coun- vertispmpnf i i I t ti, w a verusement in the paper and it made
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WHAT WILL
CURE MY BACK?
Common aense will do more to cure backache than anything !.
'Twill tell you whether the kidntyi are sore, swollen and aching:. It will tell you in that case that ther
is no use trying to cur it with a
plaster. If the passage are scant
or too frequent, proof that thero Is
Kidney trouble is complete. Than common sens will tell you to ui Boan's Kidney Pills, tha best recommended special kidney remedy.
An Ohio Ctkmi
Fred W.
Harris, Jefferson. Ohio, says: "For ten years I suffered from kidney trouble. I had constant b & c k x c he. dropsical symptoms became manifest and I became to bad I was laid up In bed. After doctors had failed. I be-
Erry PiCtHTt TtllM A
gan taking Doan's Kidney Pills, Thtj 0r4 mo completely."
Get Doan's at any Drug Store, 50c. a Box
Doan's "ÜfST
family, and was acquired by him a
few years ago.
Instead of liquid antiseptics, tablets and peroxide, for toilet and medicinal
uses, many people prefer Paxtlne. .... .
6 This" great "cZSJrgiJSZr, Tllw hChm; ÄÄh the way.is a bird lal oiJTL! SSf 21? Ti Toi
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Ban on Kissing One's Wife at Park Resort
MEANING OF "AT HALF MAST" At First Lfnlversal Symybol Was Taken of Submission and Respect For Enemy, Perhaps you have noticed that whenever a prominent person . dies, especially if he is connected with the government, the flags on public buildings are hoisted only part of the way up, remarks the Toronto Mail and Express. This Is called "half mast." Did you ever stop to think what connection there could be between a flag that was not properly hoisted a'nd the death of a great man? Ever since flages were used in war it has been the custom to have the flag of the superior or conquering nation above that of the inferior or vanquished. When an army found itself hopelessly beaten it hauled its flag down far enough for the flag of the Tictors to be placed above it on the same pole. This was a token not only of submission, but of respect.
In those days when a famous soldier died flags were lowered out of respect to his memory. The custom long ago passed from purely military usage to public life of all kinds, the flag flying at half mast being a sign that the dead man as worthy of universal respect. The space left above it is for the flag of the great conqueror of all the angel of death. Much Grazing Ground Required. It is computed that it takes twelve acres of land to graze one head of cattle on Texas range land.
in F YOU kiss your wife in Glen 1 Echo park on Sunday you will lose five pounds of tobacco. "If you kiss some other man's -wife it will cost you your life."
This was the disconsolate wail of I
Manager Schloss of the park the other
day. "What is the trouble, Mr. Schloss?" he was asked. "Guess," said the manager. "Blue laws?" "Righto," said Mr. Schloss, as cheerfully as a crutch. Schloss 'is aggrieved that Montgomery county is now playing in the Blue Law league, and he says It hurts
the batting average of the park. "Why, just think; there was a time not so far distant, when the turnstiles at the amusement places clicked until they resembled the exhaust of a motor boat. "But them was the halcyon days," he muttered. "It used to be that the band crashed out the airs that made the crowd forget that they had 'nothing to do till tomorrow.' Now the band plays only one air that keeps the crowd." "What is it, Mr. Schloss?" " 'Abide With Me.' " This little conversation with the manager took place just after Sheriff
which is- cheaper and better. At drug-
ualitv. LikP. orhPr hniri nrpphiPoB L"u wetilvs üeiore a vo.t Boston, Mass.
: ,i. " iiuucea mat tne sores were almost en-
m,nv Th. Jr;;r .TL "r tlre1 Sone. and it must have been a The Likeness.
' T r month or six weeks he was troubled "This free pulling of teeth has some
rr7w ;"r;A ,tö before I began the treatment He features la common with big social
uum get easy wnen l would put the unctions.
Cuticura Ointment on him. Cuticura "What are they?'
Soap and Ointment completely cured
him and he has a clear complexion now." (Signed) Mrs. W. H. Hue-hes.
Bee. 31, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."
'Charity bawls."
CURES ITCHING SKIN DISEASES. Cole'a Carbolisalve stops itching: and make3 tho skin smooth, All drureists. 25 and 50c.
His Weapon. "Did you see where an escaping maniac somewhere struck down his pur-
Howard of Montgomery county gave ßuer Wltü a cake of soap?"
an imitation of making an arrest.
When the sheriff had finished his lit
tle act he had four violators. They
were Miss Orrie Smith and Viola Collins, ticket sellers, and Cissel Husband, who operates a "wicked'' mer
men l suppose he made a clean getaway."
Norwegian Scientific Expedition. A Norwegian expedition will study the natives, flora and fauna of almost
ry-go-round, and Leroy Hill, who runs unknown regions of nothern ami cen-
the miniature railroad. tral Asia
Sheriff Howard personally had col
Ancient Idea of Dancing. Dancing was originally a means of expressing religious feeling.
Bo thrifty on little things like bluing. Don't accept water for bluing. Ask for Ked Cross Ball Blue, the extra good value blue. Soda to Brighten China. Soda will brighten china that has been burned or darkened by long use, Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothln syrup for Children teething, softens the grums, reduces iiillammjv tion, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c a bottle. A baseball player may be sluggish without being a slugger.
Why you need Resinol Ointment The same soothing, healing, antiseptic properties that moke Resinol Ointment bo effective for skin eruptions, also make it the ideal household remedy for
Bnrns Scalds Cuts ßcratchei Wounds Bruises Sores Boils
Ulcers Felons Pimples Cold-sore Chafing ' Stings Tiles Irritations
And a score of other troubles which constantly nrlso in every home, especially where there are children. That Is why Resinol Ointment should be on your medicine shelf, ready for immediate use. Sftmnlf fk "Soar drnjcetflt ampie rree. It,butforeoneroa. sampl and a miniature cako of Resinol Soap, write to Dept. 1SBT, Resinol Cbomlcal Co., Baltimore, Md.
i HAIR BALSAM ClMiuef and beaotifoi tb Promote a fenriaat Rroirtk. Never Tails to Ssatortt On Hair to lta Youthful CaiacT Prevents hair falllar. SOo. nd f 1.00 at Drogrrtnic.
IF IT'S YOUR EYES
PETTITS EYE SALVE U what yoa ne
ßUQßfO WrltoMllo B. Stevens & Co.. Atlys rtrtlUnO C53 F St-, Washington. Jästab.
W. N. U., Indianapolis, No. 37-1912.
lectea evidence against the resort.
His methods would have done credit
to Sherlock Holmes. He purchased
tickets and took a ride.
There may have been dryer places in the world than Glen Echo, but they
are not mentioned in the afternoon
meetings or the Dorcas society. If
any fellow took his girl to the park expecting to cut up and buy lemonade or soda pop, he gets caught steal
ing second. Rockefeller could not
have bought a wet glass. The Sahara desert was a cloudburst compared
with the park.
Don't Poison Baby.
Turn a Bright Searchlight on Capital Spooners tllf. 8ato,1fMf.or to ybody without labelitag Inein Polson. ihB definition of "narcotic 'Ms- amnLMM'z
A FOOD CONVERT Good Food the True Road to Health.
Tho pernicious habit some persons still have of relying on nauseous drugs to relieve stomach trouble keeps up the patent medicine husiness and helps keep up the army of dyspeptics. Indigestion dyspepsia is caused by what is put into the stomach in the way of Improper food, the kind that so taxes the strength of the digestive organc they are actually crippled. When this state is reached, to resort to tonics is like whipping a tired horse with a big load. Every additional effort he makes under the lash diminishes his power to movo tho load. Try helping the stomach by leaving off heavy, greasy, indigestible food and take on Grape-Nuts light, easily digested, full of strength for nerves
anu Drain, in every grain of it. There's no waste of time nor energy when Grape-Nuts is the food. "I am an enthusiastic user of GrapeNuts and consider it an ideal food." writes a Maine man: T had nervous dyspopsia and was all run down and my food seemed to do me but little good. From reading an advertisement I tried Grape-Nuts food, and, after a few weeks' steady use of It, felt greatly improved. "Am much stronger, not nervous' now, and can do more work without feeling so tired, and am bettor every way. 'T relish Grape-Nuts best with cream and use four heaping teaspoonfuls as the cereal part of a meal. I am sure there are thousands of persons with stomach trouble who would be benefited by usinc; Grape-Nuts." Name given by Postum Co.. Battle Crek mimi
Head tho little book, "The Hoad to Wellville," in pkgs. "There's a reason." ÜrV-r rCÄd ilie above letter? A xicrr 8pper from time to time. They Uferet C' lrUCf U,i l kuui
4"T O more spooning on the upper decks in the dark corners," is the edict that has gone out from the
offices of the St. John and the Charles MacAlaster, two pleasure boats that ply the Potomac river between Washington and Marshall Hall. "Stop promiscuous hugging, kissing and flirting on the approaches to the capitol," is an order issued to capitol policemen. The new rules on the St. John and the Charles MacAlaster prohibit kissing of all kinds the ordinary catch .as catch can, as well as the soul kiss, which becomes an endurance contest. The rules also prohibit: "Embracing, means a slight squeeze or the grapple of the to-have-and-tD hold kind.
Such phrases as 'Baby Doll,' 'Dear
ie and 'Honey Boy.' "Holding hands, if the grasp is not too tight, and the resting of the arm on the back of the chair occupied by the object of its affection, are permitted." "Break away, there," Is the command given by the officers on the St John and the Charles MacAlaster, and at the capitol, when they come upon spooning couples. If the order is not obeyed, a very brilliant searchlight
is turned nn tho rmiltir nn-c- I
0"v; JJ1LB. For many years dark spots about
the approaches to the capitol have been used by courting couples. It was not unusual to see as many as 25 couples hugging at once in the cozy nooks that iiank the senate and house wings of the building. The officers will try to check this. There is no objection, they say, to gentle cooing of the turtle dove variety, but when it comes to going into an embrace that lasts, they call a halt. . The river men and the capitol 'officers caught the spirit of reform about the same time.
Government Is Willing to
THERE has been found a man who not only wants bedbugs, but is 'willing to pay five cents each for them if delivered alive. This unique demand comes from G. M. Zimmer, superintendent of the United States agricultural experiment station at Vienna, Va. He has' hung out a sign advertising the fact that bedbugs are worth just a nickel a piece at his establishment, and promises to buy all that are offered up to the value of ?5. Strange to say, Mr. Zimmer ' as been unable heretofore to
buy all the bedbugs he desires for his purpose, which is to set them to work exterminating another insect which is destroying an orchard on the experimental farm. It is believed that the residents of Virginia are shy about admitting that they are familiar with the habitat of bedbugs by bringing in any captives, even at the price of five cents each. The postoffice department, on the
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other hand, is opposed to bug conservation, and is seeking some method of exterminating "water bugs." it has been found that water bugs have an abnormal appetite for the glue on postage stamps, and are rapidly consuming tha "crirtl-,. i
0 ...w uLixuui in many postoffices. The use of poison is not allowed, because of the danger to human beings who are accustomed to moisten their stamps by licking them Neither do the authorities dare to turn loose in the postoffices any bug enemy of the water bug. Consequently, they are in a quandary and would like to have some one point the war out J
r 0BLB AG, ?toost OTerr moftep ftought her ohM must have i TTSllor laudam to make it sleep. These imgs will uroduce W nH IfV children who have teen Hied or ?:i6i6 ea Pafegoric, laudanum and morphine, each
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