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Jasper, Indiana, Friday, FEBUARY 16, d912.

No. 20.

BOE

ARE

HUE DELEGATES

CHOSEN

Yearning For Light. "When it comes to consuming

There is

Sarcastic. a certain WUminrton

IS

His Great Weight.

Machine en Junk Heap. XVcUiinrr ex ;ro3ses better the im-

(Fort Branch Tlmaa.) portanc? 1 a person in his own ör

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VThow public aentiment la enaid- m the wnvUl - eves than to state it g&s m lsrSe quantities blind people

VA1 T? "w.-vVt V n 4iint 1- i. A -I I r-i 4- f 1 ' - 1 2 11 1 rQTI llO'lf "fll rtl T Ortrtl- "U 1 1 1

1Cu, i uiuuo u juai ÄUUUI puaCUircQ tCIIil i IIIS j Pia tlOnS Willi tne I wwcav, w." OCUaIJ" UlCLUlüll an L, ! -i the machine, and ere the M 1b phvsi.! work. . hollow," said an inspector of the S?"11', f 3 th?r ,!W.h

ovar. It will be In the 1iint hn hi:. w...i.n rt.i ...,. tDq -Vm T : spuu, uo contenas mat ills

uin ui i ' 1 r ( nips it w no 1 h1 v""M'"" t j. aaääuw lwu i i i i i i- i . - . . i

recoiled, remarked thaMhe xfe n Bes where both husband and wife 6 .?""IT4t18-. At dinner

Not Higher Than Bom. hhP ph, nk. ir. '.tare blind. Everv it i' M nT,,omj "'S"1-. De cnancea 10 mention

(Evanaville Courier.) back ya rd. A bonmot of not dis- ' Ml tilt in their homes at night and ' ? f"r f - T red

A party can neyr rise hieher than ximihir Hurl ie i-onr-AnA n4 xvu 'is kert froincr nt. W. mtn oIdpt t . c.um0 yaei uu ma wuj

w I --"- . . 4 I VUUl UVU JX. ) I CA 0 1-1 I , i O O " Jk u p

STRETCH YOURSELF.

its boss. Does any one believe tfcat a mp-ton Lrvincr

Tmrtv dominated hv Pmwfnrii Trfr. mi "

UALMtT Mft Mit r , " " , "v i no conversation was turned on (WJUSSl BS RlfLc. banks and Tom Taggart can vin h. - , . 1 . VTirr1 nwi"fc wirtn t ,t.o ? Ü e pompom tv of a certain Amen-

Li Ii. ü c i i j . .1 w i r w Iii' . -

can diplomatist.

Exasperating. Ah, he is a great man" said

) 1

quai Tli

From the dark kitchen there eW Urving. "w in Iiis own estimation

mm i i; t A -ii? i. t i

to 1 o'clock. Light and darkness are all the same to the afflicted onesihut they insist upon illumination Ibrilliant enough for a reception.And that partiality for light 1 1 . i .

is not a wnim peculiar to tnose two

couples. Most

W.nt.nc.uÄt .H EanvHI th . the e.vt ti. nn!" and m ail private homes and inati-

"ra:" caned tne son trom tne (iuiiods wnere tne onnn are cared

t ,for the gas bills vouch for tho a man strange fancv." Kx-flumcrp

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0 INDIANAPOLIS, February Con-

stairway.

Net Arraid of a Ghost.

a vi I laue in England

T

"Go to bed and let me alone I'M In

rtmnf nimm . . l r

An Advertising Speculatio

"P? M" insisted Tommv after i there WJls 1 ghosfin his back vard. At??g the many incidents char J-t.. lübiötCU U 111 LUV aller a m, , . - nnforiRfin of hnmnn

mnmonfa ciionnn xiiere were lourtccn men m tho. - uumou naiuitj is uiu

crMuna t tx7 ri m DiurxeQ j ones. rvp mst hnrk-irt rv-"w i ui

villa, i. ntt- .J mv Bhina.w o'clock at night and cried out that

w w & mm l -tiH. i a ft m a. bbi k r 1 . .

Oortrnor f XadU and h hai gone Into thr vacant to wfn x nomination. K It fljrhUnf a battle for th paapla aaiaat I'M Bosaea and against Beai Ilula fn Indiana Democratic politica. Mr. BcHAia. Wi ben a winner in

FcuMa U. good ßffeter. He is

home. A passenger on a transatlan

tic steamer had fallen overboard in midocean. and lie had never been seen again. fWas he d"nneä?M asked his wife. "Of cor:-. not' answered the irrepressible hubby, "but he sprained his ankle, I believe." Argonaut.

Just Har Habit. A widower was Jjeing married for the fourth .time recently. During the ceremony "one of the guests is surprised to hear riolent sobs pro

ceeding from a woman in a corner

of the church.

in

you to keep quiet ?"

T I J'1?.L. T Jl.

jl j. uiun l near vour k iitip

bark."

And the nest moment Tomnrv

W11 wht if -nwWf T m,K and not one of them dared to wmc?. rece.ntl' came under the ob-i f Iaay yrao uajag

. . . - " - , -ii ji. t . ... geivannn nr n vnnno n-o wi tu uiLteriv r ne aflKa or r.np hv-

U.V ijujiju wiLii tne man ana mvesn- . , jvw aiu uuciicu - - j

rrofn ' I ' U -. 1 J 111 it I j 11 ) IT 1 1 n PTl I. Ti 11 rk 1 1 O h 1 r fY h nn , UlCiiUtlO.

calu. liit'iu u ;i a person wno - julhui uuu.-c, flared, however, and that was the one. of the ldest in the country, and

landlord's daughter, a girl of four- vbich bas fr three generations

teen. Some of the men followed ü?en conducted by the descendants

tW thÄ, of the with i hard hairbrush. Chicago

VHIIOIpltii Mr. Bothne Newt.

tfc tB aAta airaatlfsn to .... .. ....

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1 w..w .1 .u. W A.A W the vard and nn to fho rrlmcf Ann- publications there was issued a neat

ping its arms about, and discovered litt3e trea,.ise on household econo-f-v. myi showing how, on a small in-

vt4 fks. tne uue U1 uie JÖÖQOn. UÜS one dotheslme in a strong breeze. oulucj u 'Yas possioie to live com-

I their own nmg r. Montagu W imams met That's about the wav all ghosts turn Wtaoiy- rhe author was a wo-

wu . vniu uüu. iuov ma nur .Hvnhntiirn "jau. uiiu tiavö 1 1 h r nnnir prno n o

k How She Did It-" The book

had a fairly good sale, but presently

5t '

who had.iust lost his f a- 0lrf Exohnnp

. - Ai mi i t I -M o

ilii w MM r fou icr. ine young iora was naturany ;Üttftf tODlit xnelancholv. and the .lawyer nro-

HH WmmmTW 9Wtfzm lne4l nosfid visitmcr n. t.hpfltHr rnrnnsip.

y,m cniilQn iriuch proposition was accepted.

There was a slight fire m the thea-

tdt, whereupon the young lord was

among the first to bolt, 'like a rabbit' out of the building. Eeturn-

IM r?fes!onal Insijcrlit.

r v !

aMKawWal

pg leisurely to the club, Mr. Wil-

Eama found there his young friend ii i

nejiy smoiang a cigar.

What on earth made you bolt

that way? You seemed frightened

out of your wits (not a difficult mat

ter perhaps). Don't you know that on tfuch an occasion if everybody

got up and rushed out a panic would

ensue.,, with very likely fatal consequences? Why on earth couldn't you sit still, as I did? There was nothing serious the matter." Upon this, with tho most patronizing air, the young gentleman replied, "Oh, yes, that's very well for rou, but

you've not just succeeded to a peer- Waekly.

age and 20,000 a year."

"Ohit's only Martha, our cook7 answers one of the bridegroom's children. "She always blubbers when papa gets married !" London Mail.

Ought to Be Thankful. "Doctor growled the patient, "it seems to me., that $500 is a big charge for "that operation of mine. It didn't take you over half a minute." "My dear sir," replied the famoui specialist, "in learning to perform that operation in half a minute I

DO t M l V .

wasrniz7.1pri hv ndpr fnr mrtr0 Tf.GtiYG spouea over eiev.en peefcs ol

ran through a fourth edition beforei1 eyes as yours' Siceess Magpoung superintendent learned the. Ä2nne- , casve. The orders had invariably! The Earth' gurfaca. come from the same source, and it! surace of the earth can be was then discovered that the per compared to the top .of a barrel of sistsnt jjuyer advertised the book asphalt, hard and rigid" through and excensively in sporting and other, through, seamed and cracked on tho Imirnajs. His method was sim-. siM ace by the elements. For ten plicity itself. The title eivem he mile3 a straight line below the

would insert, ' Mailed secure for.surace the earth is ppbably dry

nir1 777; ff. . ana nard, of a rock substance. The O1??1 Coui,e nfflce 5c Press of this tutettne npon the

there appeared to be a sudden and unaccountable demand for the vol

ume, and ever fortnight the house

Do it the First Thing After You Wak in the Morning. A splendid thing for the body i3 stretching. When you first wake up in the morning, take a good, long stretch. Stretch the hands as far out sideways as possible. Then stretch thorn over the head as far as rou can reach, and at the same time stretch the feet downward as far as you can. liaise the feet and stretch upward just as high as you can, and then lower the feet and legs Tery slowly.

When you get out of bed, raise your arms over your head, and, standing on tiptoe, see how near you can reach the ceiling. Then walk about the room while in this position. Stand on the right foot and stretch the right arm forward and upward as high as you can, while at the same time the left foot is raised from the floor and stretched outWard, and the left hand is stretched backward and downward. This is a fine exercise for the whole body and is especially good for the waist and hips, making them firm and strong. 1 Standing on the left foot this exer

cise can be reversed. If you have been, sitting in the same position for a long time reading, studying, writing or sewing and the muscles have become tired and cramped, the best thing to do is to get up and stretch. Stretch the arms upward and outward and forward and backward. Lift the shoulders as high as you can and drop them. Expand the chest' and breathe deeply, or, sitting in the chair, stretch the hands u'pward, lift

the feet from the floor .and stretch them forward as far .as possible, any way so you give .the muscles" a

good, vigorous stretch. '

When one is very tireiij tW ing the musoles rifid then Willing? Exchange.

Dr. Skinn Will the patient stand an

operation ?

Dr. Flint I think not from the looks

ti this X raj picture. Harner'i

Didn't Suit Washington.

Until the early part of the last

heated canter of the -earth' keens it

from .getting hotter than it is, Just as you can keep wtterao boiling by an appropriately jiäüäjbit .pressure. The fact 'tnarih5

Democratic Pandidata for of Indiana.

Qavarnor

century Milford, Conn., had a house; in volcame emotion kMu'liairarra

m which . Washington was said to, of the inriof -prwure 'cif heat in have spent a night. It was in 1789, : the tewthl cLaract i matter wrrp-n Wo chin rrf rm moß o liL J&ftfrktL ' JT i .

meditt enm U tomethin likW itomici stone iwnurr.

porous, !ht-bcau3e when tat

n i

rm, rr , , " , . , a circus h-so in aattie. New England. . Tradition says that The effort to prod pastor, and ,Coonel cik1()s Marshall who there re certain things about his church members to -reatcr euusive- . j ). n t.l.i. .i m.. in, - , c ....

; . v '-".-"V vjcuwui oueri, tiuy. at me minora tavern which hts

uWrJT A. n ni j TTF? n .,ll-,lu,m"S l I'""" K. Jtee and ho went through the did not enjoy. The supper set beL'Ä "i : "?IYJ t0 00in& buttles of the war with hi? chief fore him consisted of bfled mtTt

i. urT'HU P ; e YfrZ e foxing amusi,, tory of nnd potatoes, He .as not pleased!

whm aflrt ! tht UttfQMt ftot in tnA nJ1" experience wun a new norse: mm tue meal and asked for a bowl

th. grmi U mi Imira. L4Ua r Uta thcumanda ar imir. dowi! from

inr htm mU Boafcna i4uarteni in ?VS sermon

thia city, all oatalnlr apreaalona of in 1110 person

Illuminating Gas. In the Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society of London for 1739 is printed a letter, written in 1691, in which the Rev. John Claytor details & series of exnerinient3

he macte'in distilling coal in a re

tort, showing not only that he had observed the inflammable gase3 evolved, but that he had collected and stored them for some tima in

Üaddera. In 1787 Lord Dundonald

made gas from coal, with which he

loyalty U tfcfe iama1 ad offariag nd, greeting her with

RLi:i 1 lliUMAH . VylJIIllIlV I IT:. I Jl 1 Ii 1 1 -i l

th nnlnit nffor fhp , a DorBe MQ 066X1 BI10t 110111 01 Dreaü ancl mnk' lhQ landlord , through Toleanic craterg in steam !minatmg ant. In 7!7 he . Py1P11', ulur uie under him in the fiffht of the nre- hroup-ht thft nw nvcv nnd Klrnnl TS. ttiuu ni, v:. tt - lv shr.wpd Jim wein-, h

IP fnnnH n ctpsinrror . -. . V. . . " r ;o "-" " jo.uhui;$l. vuiUilima. UU1- " '

, ..vv. I nous üay, ana ne nad taken posses- Pewter snoon with whio.h tn pnf. if vrsifv turcd. JMid in I : !?s Us- ...

nf u tnir hfiirnrl Xirnrlo . . ' . ' " . w-ww , . - - .

I a, va. to. tuiiuitti iuao oz cJLLi.uvl tu xiuic uu iiu UtJlltJr SDOOnS Tlinji i lXi

u coruiai

asalaUna. ira4y ilf.tftK for del- handclasp, said: "1 am very glad to!nou

suit the work. In the battle a few .this?" asked General Washington. Diatinccuk wit hont

ira 1 O frif Via TI00 A i-rl r nrrnr, O" 4-1-. 1, 1. T T Jj 1

SStM-fcM cniiihc and rencrta see vou. I want vou to fnnl at hnmp ' : . , , ttö a a . ö L cuu x A1UVÜ m Lne noust

t. ara nnmii K ..nvu i. t j im i i . ; uluu hi wiuuu tuere were numerous w art comiÄf lüai ara moat faToxftWe. here. Id like to become acquaint-'

ÜtVt.t "Ä"?' U..c dress,' I'll call and see you." "Than

acauaint- .t,,,

I T Vrtll I mrrr iiaiiu i

k

fraMloäar atiatrfcU.

i RIAO WHAT AM-rcftiUXOCHATIC 1IMTOM :At AVNO: tPa' Wrtt AB Pafla, Oaaraaa ia cdmaa out SC a factor Jltaor lav in fadiana. t fttlly Haftilu aU tUtion ai a PNitttfi an the local ay Hon law la tat Ü Ikw iiVUd aa trat rally tried ant y.,aiifarai'tntad hea if it ia foum4 , i SSt friü&apj. ntay rtmfdy ltaMga a4dlaai;wton tha aaa Jf r. Baahat .la ,a ot tie yrami 6ff Utfgnen JaiTaii no doual hi taa nUnta of tbapVopJo as t "where Ahe ji. af on any pVhlje qneatlon xud tait la Jha spepjanacV up of the man widern has ma'hlm popular with the peopie irregpactiva of party affiliation.

you," sue replied, "but 1 haye Vieiiow 1" Congregjioalist.

aUaiavt Xm n.

4l aat aaaaW

fir' replied the host.

"Send me the servant' said iis

: rains lor üie rnanufact,ure of g

in that establishment, with w

it was li mited. This was the

Suddenly the performance open- eicellencv. "Here's 2 shillino-s. Go

ed. lhe guns roared, and the air to the minister's and borrow a sil

was filled with smoke and noise. Before Colonel Marshall knaw

ver spoon. Tradition does not add whether he got the spoon or not. Exchange.

8talns on Leathor.

Stains from leather are removed

what was happening the horse had his four feet on one of the stumps and was gayly dancing in a circle In tha meantime the firing was in-

KThLlJSfÄS &T. V the use of paraffin. It lfl4

C2 vZ -nTTi, .mo gives a brilliant polish. To remove hen. kept on as if he ere enjoy- and gUina wash tho j. J.-1 Stained part Titli warm water withit was not until afterward, said 4. fv, nrA nr un iv j. t j j Tl 1 out' soaP tüen rub with ammonia Colonel Marshall, "that I found the a;a t;n fn. t

rs0 a3 c "a wMhtble, um diluted alcohog

iuxs.i ucbu uraineu. to ao tnis acw

amid the firing of cannon

i

ixB Him One Better,

Would Make Good Governor. (Of -yell Slr.r )

Young Jones Your daughter, sir, ia K-orth her weight In gold! Old BnvK-n Would you mind lendlna'

Jk numerous friends of gongreis- me und tarrwg: her as security t an Johvi W. 3oei2iie, of Evansville, Pueblo Chieftain.

ia sacking Lhe Democratic aom-

for Gavrjior at tUe atate. ara Simple Remedy.

In karä fr him anH kla nrrn A lnlv inn rn )it xrhr pnnrl imf

baea waU rcivd in ail farta of c page devoted to feminine interests UU. CongrMBmaji Boeajia ia a Kas ill. and n mnlT? memhor of th

man and would creaüy hei nir i,.

Ue local tlckat U m county, Hii IZ, tT r u A- T igte agRlnM tha boaie. in hi. ;axty Hc 80011 tmguished himself.

KQYin a tfaetWa oaa aid la coiresponueiu lnquireu now

mar aa i m i an am aaaamr Ma inrii i m aamnAaF as a4claac iviiii ii uui

U atadiroaa la a ntaa wha ara kajjaj 'oup. He read it hurriedly, noticing U party. tor what tkey caa only that it was an inquiry for the lor ik party, but for what thay taa removal of grease. This was his

k ox . Mr. Boaa u otea ta aniwer; "Soak a soft cloth in gasotüfö l!Nju4fl yntfr ffll the gn is

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He Would Get Over. 'Tf he's as good as he looks, said Lord Archie, "he'll do' "Thry him, yer honor, thry him'

'said Delaney confidently. 'Tve a

grand iield and plenty o jumps' The colt was saddled, and Lord Archie mounted. He first galloped

around the field, about twenty acres jln extent, and then took him over a j couple of hurdles, a wide turf fence and finally a stone wall $nite five feet high. King Brian jumped like ( a stag, he could go a good pace, and his month WS.R "nPT"f rpf inn

' "How about water?" asked hia ! e,

lordship.

eaxth's imläriar maftar mfJUA 5 Jlfcnted tha hall of. Culrosa abbev.

the lugb teniferttures that are In Hubert Mtmr,h began th thtre, it diaaolrw, ajuähcr is con- exPerion) s v.hich ntilled in the deraile water in it"'fhat escapes i establish m-nt of coal n.c an illu-

publieid ma-

nployed

tory of Bouitoii & Watt.

Birminhah, he fitted up an appa-

hich

first

I use of i ' .minating gas ezcept by i way of experiment.

i no coon ramtert. "A movement was on foot for the alliance of King Charles of Württemberg and the Grand Duch- ! ess Olga of Russia" said an artist "An emissary of the Russian court came to the young king, laid certain , proposals before him and submitted ( a portrait in oils of the royal lady. I King Charles, after a close scrutiny, said : I "This portrait flatters overmuch. The eves are too large and brilliant, the hair too abundant, the complexion too ilowlike and the neck and arms too beautiful alto

gether

"But, youi majesty,' said the as-

1 I

Sensitive Golfer (who has foozled)-

Did you laugh at me, boy?

Caddie No, sir; I wis laughin' at anither man.

Sensitive Golfer And what's funaj tonished Russian, rvou do not know

about him? the grand duchess Caddie-He plays gowf aufu' Ilka : " 'JST0 said the king, "but I knev yon, sir.-rmich. .J0Urt paiQters' - j

Spoks Well of Her. A preacher in the reign of

. Charles iL was to receive 10 if in

How He Acquired Troublt.

Educatio:.." said the man whrt his COl'IHATI O 4" "flirt T n n n . 1 "

" V. w A. UUV.1 LA A w A. ill 1 j J tj., I had been sued fir Breach of prom- Creswoi: he said nothing but well

,, , vaau Aüt kjl pifu. oi ner. .vie was rather a bad charHow so?" asked the man who actcr and herself hnrl dirfsterl h

1 "Wather, is it?" said Delaney, had not been and cpusequent- clause in her will. So, after a genIt could not rpnsrm 'frrvm flio 1 oIl.- rt I.V,. XI

with supreme disdain. "Sure, if ye T coud not reason 'from the same eral address on mortality, ha Suis

put him at the river Shannon he Premijses- concluded- tcBy the will of a de-R-ouldn't balk' "If I hadn't been Mto write," ceased sister it is expected that I "Do you think he'clelear it?" answered the defendant, what evi- should mention her and say noth"Well, no, ver honor' TmhV. flence do you suppose kthev would in e but what was waII of hr AIT

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kmuj uia trenueman (as they pass Delanev thoughtfully. "I wouldn't fca againat me?" Still, he con- that I shah s:y of her. th

il -vi . J 3 fx '( ii ii 11 rit .

aur aayluin We yet an excellent view

f tha asylum from the railway. Escapad Lunatic Ah, but yo ought jo se tfca raipray froxa tha

therefore, is

v.

oeant ;wriU. iöinse

phicao Pott.

BridewelLMinneapolii. JocrnaL