Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 48, Jasper, Dubois County, 8 September 1911 — Page 8

A STUDENT JOKE. Conspiracy ,of Silence That Put Professor In a Panic.

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JASPEE, IND.

Professor Klia Loomis for ninny years oecupvd tho iliair of aatronn ray at Yalo and was tho author of the well known seric of mathematical tcct Ini.ika.

Professor LoomU ropeated each year to the junior class a course of

lectures on physics. Tho locturo

were illustrated by oxnoriments.

and in one on eoniprosaod air he

explained tho pnnciplo of tho well known air gun. The students of each succeeding class as they entered tho room for this particular lecture found on the I ßido of the room remote from the , platform a small target. After explaining tho operation of the gun J Professor Loomis was in the habit (of landing threo of ita projectiles j with mathematical accuracy in the center of tho bullseyc. The professor was always applauded for this feat, bftt his grim face, covered by a tightly drawn skin f - W-ont hue. never show. I

ea t . .,.!e.st sign of gratification or recognition of any kind. To him

it was apparently only a scientific experiment to be exactly demon-

straieu.

One class of junior. hntrnvr.

who had learned of the immemorial

incident from tho then senk;, at-

xempiea a Jittlo experiment of

, thetr own, tho subject being matho

iiiuiiuu mm scicntiuc numan na-

! turc.

Threo puffs from tho air gun, and, nlthough tho students aaw that the jbullscye was perforated as usual,

inert) was not n sound nf nnnl'iiiin

Professor Loomis looked a moment

at tho claa in startled way, thon nt the target, ntl then, with a de

gree oi emotion he had never be-

loro shown, exclaimed :

"Didn't it hit? Didn't it hiif

Didn't it hit?"

even more than the usual applause" BhOWed the TJrofpASOr tltnf lin lin.f

-- a UV V 4iUi

not lost ins mathematical accuracy

Forced to Surrender. j

th. Tho young man had atked tho

fathor for his daughter and been refuted. "Thon you will not give sue Inno?" ho hoarsely doinanded. "I didn't speak in Volapuk, did ?w sneered Jane's father.

Tho young man paused at tho ' door. j "I am considered a good looking f fellow," he said. "Ladies turn and j ßtaro after me as I pass along the etrcct. Your cook smiled at me to- ' night while I lingered nt ihe sido j door. I returned tho smile. Nowj

"ju Avif 4j bitto iit miviv I ill i prcssion. I will make love to the i

cook. In a week wo will clone !''

Tho old man turned pale. "Don't talk like that!" he ensnod.

'Tou wouldn't bo cruol enough to

rob us of our cook I .No. no Xot

another word! Juno is vours!"

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An Old Storv.

Once when Itudyard Kipling km j boy ho ran out on the yardarm of i

"Mr. Kinlin'" veiled a snilor.

'your boy is on a vardarm. and if

no lets go no Ji drown I

"Ah, responded Mr. Kinlinrr. t

with n yawn, "but ho won't let son

Ihn incident also hanncned to I tl

John Burns, Horace Waipolo, Na-'f poleon Bonaparte, Dick Turnin. I

Julius Caesar anJ tho KaM 1

McTooki. Presently it will "hatv

pen again. JLondon Answer.

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Mr. Monk Ono mnmnnK rilnaaA.

want to see If I havo fha nrf f

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Caueos of War.

Tho horrors of the I

ny will still be remembered, .and tho cause which led to it is

ter of histon-. Cartridges greased mm. m P I

im cows iac were 6ervoa. out to the senovs. who TeftiPd tn

a -t - " them on the ground that the cow

a . .. . uaugnt.

uu any warning tne ternblcmassa- Tn Th?inrlAlni,i0 4t, tii i ores followed, which?

avenged at an enormous nÄ I ? 0SC . bad- arranß.d

tureöf lives nnd money. 1 W w f l a?d patSUad" Tlic war which deluged Austria S " p Ä i to and Prussia with blood in 1806 em- Sffi 2f ihclp h" lT?Q th anatea in tho former. failing to n. ?,cts.,wh w"e ki4 to P-

swer a ouestion asked' Kv h lftn. uc'Paie.m.inis. intellectual feast.

In the sprint of that year tho Aus. lirst auor Ml enough.

trians-began to arm very speedily " r ff ü WaS woeiÄMo'f" and powerfully, and the PrSssmni Ver' th.e rooras wcre Ulerably

wanted to know tho reason. To 7aTm' ao' ?n Pretense of letting

this thev would trive no rnnlv n fomo C001 flir ttl0 unfortunotd

T.r.e; u7i.: 1 nost escaned to the hall, wh ho

wmm.nK ,t was an un- nnnt, ' . ;

wuuu u cuiuui c-uHuuriuuij- asiecp

on me settee.

"Wake unl" tornlv Pnmmfitifln,?

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tne I'niiadelptiian in the man's ear. "Wake un. I sav! You muot Jiot-

been listening nt the .Veyhole!"

inendly and menacing actioa, brouirht about the

j-ionuon nt-jms.

Chinese Worship of Ancestors.

The ono spiritual force that dom inates even class of society in Ohi

na is ancestor worship. In tho Chi-

luiiumxi mere ia no oincr tnnt i1 i , .

wu luuf us piace lor a moment. A

man may or may not worship idols

xie may express nis utter skepticism about tnem or profess belief in

them. Jso one cares what ho

thinks. Let him. however, neglect the worship of the dead and he is looked upon and pointed to with the bitterest scorn both by his own relations nnd by his neighbors. Tho wqrst taunt that the heathen can hurl against the Christian, and th one that 6tings him most, is the encoring statement that he has no ancestors. Xcw York Tribune.

night la If.

Too Great a Losi.

Whoever knows anything about

me sma nor ami m w r in Ma

first .pair of trousers will rccognizo the truth of a story tho Philadelphia Ledger prints. Tommy was at Sunday school in his first "rcal'MKnfhpq. A

of ji lot of little angels was heforo th6 claSS. nnd tln fnnnKnp nel',wl

lommy if ho would not like to be

one.

"tfo, ma'am," replied Tommy alter inspecting the picture.

oc want to be an angel, Tommy! reproached tfie teacher. "Why not?" ' 3 "'Cause I'd have to givo up mt mw pants," said Tommy sagely. Stalne on Laathsr. Stains from ln&fhnr

by tho uao of parafRn. It likewise gives a brilliant polish. To removo suxrar and sirun etainn -araeh fv.

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THE OLD EXCUSES

"There's no hurrv " "I can

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A Favorite at Court.

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wo was run over hy an automobllij., ÜCT KU TWttlrckl nnnatnn. ... I

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