Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 47, Jasper, Dubois County, 1 September 1911 — Page 8

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STRETCH YOURSELF. Do It the First Thing After You Wake In the Morning. A splendid thing for tho body is stretching. When you first wako up in tho morning, take a good, long Ktretch Stretch iho hands as far out iil. w as possible Thon strot !i tlii'tii over tho head as far as

you can n ach, and nt the name tmie streti h the fee downward m far as you tan. Kaise the feet and stretch upward jubt as high an you can, and then lower tho feet and leg very ' slowly ' When you get out of hod, raise I your arm over your head, and,

Mantling on tiptoe, see how near von i i ....

I can ream me retting. Then walk . about the room while in this posi

tion. Manti on the right foot am I stretch the risrht arm forward um

j upward as high as you can, while at

me same lime the left foot is raised

I from the floor and stretched out

I ward, and the left hand is stretched

backward and downward. This is a

line even i.-e for the whole bodvand

is es cf. -d for tl:e waist ;;nd

Inns, .i..iiitr them lirm and strong

Standing on the left foot this exer

cise can lie reversed. If you have been sitting in the same position for a long time reading, studying, writing or sewing and the muscles have become tired and cramped, the best thing to do is to get up and stretch. Stretch the arms upward and outward and for-

waru anu hacKward. Lift the shoul

ders as high as you can and dro them, Kxnand ' the cl est fin

breathe deeply, or, sitting in the

cnair, sireicn tue Hands upward, lift the feet from the floor and stretch them forward as far as possible, any vay so you give the muscles a good, vigorous stretch. When one is verv tired, thpre ia

nothing more restful than et retch

ing uic muscles and then relaxing. Exchange.

ino uoart rnimeri. "A movement was on foot for the allinnco of King Charles of

Württemberg ami tliu Urand Jhiches Olga of Ihwsin," said an artist. "An emisKan- of the Kusian tourt came to the young king, laid certain proposals beforo liim and submitted a portrait in oils of the royal lady. King Charles, after a close scrutiny,

said:

" 'This portrait flutters overmuch. Tho eyes are too largo and brilliant, tho hair too. abundant, tho

complexion too floworhke and the

nccK anu arms too beautiful altogether.' " 'But, your majesty ssiid the astonished Kussian, 'you do not know the grand duchess.' " 'No ?id tlie king, but I know

court painters.

Spoke Well A' nreacher in

of Her. the nicn of

Charles U. was to receive 10 if in

his sermon nt tho funeral of Mine. Creswell ho said nothing but well of her. She was rather a luul character and herself had dictated the clanse in her will. So, after n general address on mortality, hV thus concluded: "Rv the will of a do-

ceased sister it is expected that 1

snouiu mention her and sav noth

ing hMt what was well of ber. All that I shall sav of her. therefore, is

this: She was born well, sho lived

well, and she died well, for she was born with tho narae Creswell, she lived in (Terkenwell. nnd she A'um in

Bridewell' Minneapolis Journal.

Oolujf Him One Better.

The Kind v on Have Always Bought, and uhich has bee. iu uso fur over SO ycisrs, lias Ijorno tho FigtuilureTf

.i uLx-uumuoonucr Iiis per sonal supervision, sine Its inniiKr" Allow Tinnnniar1pn!rnn,. . J

AH Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-ffoollare l-.-vpcrlmeiirs that trillo Avith and endanger th0 heniti, S Iiiiants ami ChUdrcu-Expcricnco Hguinst 12xperin,fnl What is CASXORIA . Castoria is a harmless KiibstituteTfor Castor Oil pr goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups, j It Ls Plcasiiit It contains neither Oplun Morphine nor other areot l tihstance. Itsajro is itSgUArautce. It destroys A , rw, mid allays Fcvcrfelmess. It cures Diarrhcexi and , i Colic. It relieves Teetlüng Trouhlcs, cures Con.t.patiou and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulate Z SJ.0mi,A;"ul 1JmTcls SM"Z hcaltliyantl natural slccn! 0. he Children's Panncea-Tho Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS

Bears the Signature of

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Illuminating Gas. In the Philosophical Tmn

of the Itoyal Societv of Lomiun f.,r

li39 h printed a letter, wnti. n : i

1601, in which the ev. John ria tor details a Scrip' nf PTnnrinu.ntj

he madb'in distilliiif? coal in n to.

tort, showing not onlv that he had

u'oro me lniiaminaoie gase-? evolved, but that he had collected and stored them for some time in bladders. In 17S7 Lord Dundonald made gas from coal, with which he lighted the hall of Culross abbev. In 1792 Robert Murdoch began tlie experiments "which resulted in the establishment of coal gas as an illuminating agent. In 1797 he publicly showed tho system he had matured, and in 1798. boine- omnlovoo

in the factory of Boulton & Watt, Birmingham, he fitted un an nnnn.

ratus for the manufacture of gas in that establishment, with which it was lighted. This was the first use of illuminating gas except by way of experiment.

"Uetllng What'i Coming to" Hlm7

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The KM You to Always Bongte In Use Fo? Over 30 Years.

cc wta u n teiimrt, TT voauf ctmcct, ncw to errr.

Chatty Old Gentleman (aa they pass Ix asylunn We get an excellent yfew f tho asylum from tho railway. Escaped Lunatic Ah, but yo ousM se th raLVs from the uylüv

Yearning For Light. ''Wlien it comes to consuming gas in large quantities blind people can beat their seeing brethren all hollow' said an inspector of tfio gas company. "I know two families where both husband and wifo are blind. Every jet is turned on full tilt in their homes at night and is kept going at that rate clear up to 12 o'clock. Light and darkness nrc all the same to the afflicted!

ones, but they insist upon illumination brilliant enough for a reception. Aid that partiality for light is not a whim peculiar to those two couples. Most blind people feel that way. They demand the light, and in all private homes and institutions where the blind are cared for the gas bills vouch for the 6trange fancy." Exchange.

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JASPER, - IND.

The Marvels of Science.

Innkeepor-That chronic kicker Beizer Is slttiiiR over there. Walter Yes, sir. Innkeeper See that he ceLi a Ihk'

dinner, lie shan't always grumble for

ootniuc.-.Mecgeiulorfer Blatter. Exasperating. From the dark kitchen there emanated a series of thump3 and angry exclamation?. Jones was looking

ior lao cat. 'Ta!" called the son from the stairway.

"Go to bed and let mc alone I" blurted Jonos. "I've just barked my shins." "Ta!" insisted Tommy after a

moment s silence. "Well, what ia it? Didn't I tell

you to keep quiet?" "I I didn't hear vonr cl,;

bark." '

And the next moment Tommy was beini? nuranrd hr nn nn

p X V JftJ with a hard hairbrush. Chicago

new.

Woman's Hlght. "Madam, do you believe in woman's! rights?" asked the man standing'in the car. do," uhe replied shortly.

excuse mc," no went on. "I am but nn ignorant male seeking ligbt. May I ask if you construe these rights to include the privilege of Bprcading your really becoming skirts over thrco scats?" .Thereupon she condensed herself, hcltook a scat, and conversation FePhiladclphia Ledger.

Amateur Hypnotist Se I make the. passes -one two three. Now try to 6top back. You can't do ItJ-Plck-Mfr How He Acquired Trouble. "Education." said the man whd

nad been sued for breach of promise, "is the root of all evil." "ITow so?" asked the man who had not been e-icd and consequently could not reason from the same premises. "If I hadn't boon ablo In xtrrifo"

answered tho defendant, "what cvitience do you suppose thev would have against mc?" Still, "he conceded after some argument that tho man who ean write and won't ha3 iome advantages over th -nan who doesn't write becausn can't. Chicago Post.

Tl OLD EXCUSES, "There's no hurry," "I can wait a little longer ior my insurance" have left many a family to face a bitter fight with poverty and privation. If there is one thing that should receive the first consideration of married men, it is LIFE INSURANCE. Now is the time to apply for a policy. ArchT-C. Doane Jasper Indiana

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Simple Remedy. A lady journalist who,conductcd

a page uevoteil to feminine interests vras ill, and n mule membor of the editorial stnff did duty ns hor deputy. He soon distinguished himeJf. A correspondent inquired how grease might best bp removed from soup, lie read it hurriedly, noticing only that it was nn inquiry for tho removal of grease. This wns his nnswer: "Soak a soft cloth in gasoline and rub gcntlytiU-tho.trrcaso is tradicafecU1'

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