Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 46, Jasper, Dubois County, 25 August 1911 — Page 8

Tic Fairies. the careful manner of making (taii'de and ouOti ifentüity of eryle and all otter points of conitructioa in "Viking" and "Viking' System" CIäs f .""int favor, with those who arc looking for style an serviced "Vitin brands are manufactured by Becker. Mayer & Co., CkicagoV foremost makers of CKildren'e, Boya and Young "Mcna Clothing.''5 Wt guarantee them in every respect. The labels tell.

f Why He lotted. ' 'At ono of the London clubs oim eronin" Jfr. Montami "Willintna mnfc

Lord , w ho had just lost his father. TllO VOIIIHT lord win nnHimllv I

melancholy, and the lawyer proposed visiting n tlicator opposite, which proposition was nceoptcd. Thorr vn n liVlif Gm in

'f.i .i.w Ii ijiyti i tor, whereupon the young lord was 1 M n H I 1 . ' A X 1 11 . 1 I

uujjiS mi' j.ri 10 uou. "iiKe a rao-

, bit," oat of tho building. Kc turning leisure! v to the club, Mr. Wil- ' limns found there Iiis young friend quietly smoking n cigar. j "What on earth made you holt that way? You seemed frightenod ; out of your wits (not a diflicult matter perhaps). Don't you know that on such an occasion if everybody

got up ami rusiica out a panic would ensue, with very likely fatal consequences? Whv on nnrtli wmliln'f

you sit still, as I did? Thore was nothing serious tho matter." Upon this, with tho most patronizing air, tho young gentleman replied, "Oh, yes, that's very well for you, but you've not just succeeded to a peerage and i'20,000 a year."

Sarcastic. There is a certain Wilmington

disposition, who contends that htp wife has no innirnnnf inn illnnnr

- ---" .V V4.14UI ono night he chanced to mention a tragic circumstance he had read in Ulli nvnnimr nmvnr - liia

- ..iv. vH uto nj home. A passenger on a transatlantic StOfllllPr llllll filllmi rtvnrKnnl in

midocoan, and lie had never been seen nsruin. "Vn hn 1.,!!;

asked his wife. "Of course not," answered the irrepressible hubby, "but ho snrained his nnlln T

hove."- Argonaut.

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Just Her Habit. A widower ivns 1

the fourth time reeniiHv n.,i

the ceremonv onn nf M

i . w vw auweia ta surprised to hear violent sobs pro-

uom n woman in a corner of the church. j. "Who is that lady who is cryin"so bitterly?" ho asks of the bystanders. "Oh, it's only Martha, our cook," answers one of the bridegroom's children. "She always blubbers when nana rh innrrinrii" Tnn.i..

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Tho Resemblance.

A promising young merchant recently presented his better half with a handsome piano lamp as a

ujfuiuay guc. lie was mucli nattered when she told him to rive it

nu name until he asked her rea-

sors ipr so peculiar a proceeding. "Well," said she. "you know, dear, it has a good deal of brass 1 X. !l !i I ....

nuouc u, n is nanüsome to look at, requires a good deal of attention, is

uiwituuj uu ii itjö, linuie io explode wffen only half full, flares up

wuuöiuiuuy, is aiways out at oed

ijonuan Tit-I3fts.

Ouoht to Bo Thankful. "Doctor." growled the patient, it Eeems to mo that $500 is a bic

...r inni operation of mine. It didn't tako you ovor half a minute." "Jly dear sir," replied the famous specialist, "in learning to perform that operation in half a minute I

aiv over eleven pecks of such eyes as yours." Success MagHzine. Didn't Suit Washington. Until tho pnrlv

- --- 'j w vi uic litai century Milf ord, Conn., had a house in which Washington was said to have spent.a night. It was in 1789, When WnshincrMti

e muuu u lULM oi Jjew England. Tradition says that there wore rprtnin fhmrro nv.n..x.

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uu poiaioes. no was not pleased

um lucm aua asKca lor a bowl

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iuu iUilUXUIU brought tho new order and a broken ncn-rnr

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to the minister's and borrow a .silver spoon."

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chanse.

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1.-71 I . ewspaper that aays pwht it plwg i wUhontaeking yoUr pCr,ni9gion. fftjfe Njj Th Ken K1 Uoane Job Printorium is gJ "exrellPj for Fine Commercial printing.

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Dr. Fllnt-I think not-from tho looka t this X ray picture. Harper"

neoulsed.

TllC- C'iTnH. In nrml

Clllirch mnrnhnra fr. rmnrm. nr:

....., .v fajikati;! tUUODC ncss in welcoming strangers to public services nmy lead to overdoing

uuipiuwjiy in various ways. Uno of the W3VS was rovrill f

hearted western pastor. Coming down from the pulpit after the eveninc sermon, lm fnnnJ o ciro,..

in the person of a fair haired Swede firwl rrrAn K. ...1 1 1. i

"'" -r wan a coraiai handclasn. ssml? "T nm vi- loi

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acre, l u like to become acquaint ed with you. If you'll give your ad-

uiuso, x u uuii auu sec you. "Thank you," she replied, "hut I hare a foliowI" CongTegationalist,

The dlack Sheeo.

"Wliat." nskorl tho mn-n trT, 1.

n..s Alu returned in Tn'e unim ,

an absence of many years, "becamo rt VA 1?

"Ed? Oh. hp's Ann -Rnn ni-

" w... ..iv. VlUlf the best livery stable anywhere around here and runs the depot

"Let's seel He had a younger brother, hadn't he?" "Yes Lern. lie never amounted to lnimll Wnfn -nnnit .1 :l.l

.uix JJUViHJ XIU IJUlIJlL'd pictures. I guess the family kind of disowned him. At least he went away several years ego, and I dunnc what ever becamo of him." Chicago Tribune. Rival AeeomnlFshment.

A new boy had moved into tho neighborhood. He was sitting on tho lino fenco that separated his particular lmrk vnrrl

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cnuiLuiij; iu uie next üoor neigli)0r and was nrhrnorli'Tirr f nnU.V.I.

the acquaintance of the next door

"I've gone through grammar

i u faiu. "i can uo every sum in the mental arithme'tic, and

x uiwuys got a hundred mark m my history andj'gcography." "Well." Thsnnnrlnfl fJin nllm. r.

thrusting out his lower jaw, "I can xnoYo my ears, and you can't." lYouth's Companion.

Shoes and Clothing-, Dry Goods. Notions. StflTiio oiwi

7 w wvjLt t X 1 V I Fancy Groceries. untry Prnduce "STantEii! G-ivE us a Call. Beta Phones. Pree Delivery West Sixth Street.

JAorER, - IND.

JASPER, IND.

Tho Duck Tonrn U TM

wncro for you. Die Gikk-TBlh her l'.sa oat

A Circus Horse in Battle. Colonel Charles Marshall, who Wasaid-de-rmTi fn Cln 1 t5.i

- .j. uvuuut 11UUV1 k E. 'Eho and -wrin wnnf fliwii ik

battles of the war nrh Tiia

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vom inc louowing amusing 6tory of

j . -V If His old horse had been shot from tinder him in iht fluTif: nf

, - C6 'ui; iJiuVinilQ Inv nn1 1. lCa.

v mi wru inikuu possession, of an nnim.Vr"tlif amA i

- - " m-tuiuu 111 suit tho work. In the battle a few

norn-s iatet o was ndmg across a

men; ncfu numerous stumps. Suddenly the performance opened. Tho guns roared, and the air was filled with smoke and noise. Before Colonol rnraVioll

what was happening tho horse had 18 four feet on nnn rf 4ln

uiu Dbuunra tKl) n . 1 .. .1 .4

u ..us Byiy aancing in a circle. In the meantime the firing was increasing, and the situation was any flung but comfortable. But tho horso Jccpt on as if ho were enjoyingit "It wa3 not until afterward' said Colonel Marshall'Uiat I found tho norscfhadJclonpd,io,R.j:ircu and

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