Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 37, Jasper, Dubois County, 23 June 1911 — Page 7

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That Might Be Inducement. It was during the hot spell nnd on the hottest night of the week that a South Side teacher took a number of her little charges for a car ride. In the Public Squaro they piled out and wore marched to tho telescope set up by a man who vends peepa ut the heavenly bodies at so much per peep. The children were told that they might look at tho moon, a little lecture accompanying the lesson that tho moon was a cold body. "Teacher," spoke up one little South Slder, "when you look through the glass does your faco get cold?" Cleveland Leader.

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ASTOUNDING STUNTS TOLD OF IN MAGAZINE BASEBALL FICTION.

HERO MAKES A BASE "KNOCK"

Uncle Den Shlbe Tells Good Story on Hlmself-When Dad Clarke Was Loit Jim Delehanty'a Batting Streak. By HUGH 8. FULLERTON. Basobnll Is tho great American game. Which statement Is bromldlan enough for anyone. 1 used to think that every one knew the basic rules and principles of the garno but no longer. I've been reading baseball fiction. Tho two exceptions to unlvorsal knowledge of baseball aru magazine editors and magazine writers, to Judge from some of the storlos printed In tho last year. The most exciting yarn of all, printed seriously by one of tho second class -st class magazines had a wonderful climax. The Hcore was 3 to 3 In the last half ot the ninth Inning. The bases were filled and the hero was nt bat with two out Now what do you suppose he did? Tho writer had him hit a home run, nnd ended up tho game with tho scoro of 7 to 3, and tho hero being carried around by a wildly excited crowd of admirers. Immediately after reading: another story I released the hero unconditionally. It is rather odd, but the hero always comes to bat In tho ninth Inning, and I've never known hltn either to strike out or hit a fly. Indeed, In seven baseball stories I have analyzed within the Inst week tho hero has bat ted .1000 and mostly homo runs and. as far as I can learn, no one hau even drafted him. I3ut this hero was a wonder. He was captain of the team. His grent j)al and assistant hero led on tho ninth with a two bagger and was sacrificed to third. With ono out and a run neoded to win the game tho next batter hit the boll a mllo to center field. The fielder went clear "back to tho fen co, leaped, caught tho ball, hit tho fenco and was unconscious. Now, what do you suppose that runner on third did? "Why, he calmly stuck iround third base until tho center field

er recovered consciousness and refused to score until the hero made a !

baso 'knock." (That's what tho writer called 1L) Tho third hero was a pitcher and a wonder. In tho ulnth Inning his team was In lots of trouble. The opposing team had the bases full with ono out, and IiIb rival was at bat with three balls and no strikes. Tho hero "pitched him three sweeping outcurves so far from the plate ho missed them, and struck him out." Good waiter, that rival. The writer oven falls to record the sayings of the manager when tho rival took his swings at thoso balls. Ono (t tho best bits of judgment in any of the stories was that of the captain who. In the eighth Inning, with tho scoro 5 to 0 against his team, got a runner to first base, then sacrificed, "to save tho disgraco of a Bhut out." Tho opposing pitcher fumbled tho bunt (no wonder. If ho knew tho game ho'd bo surprised too much to pick It up), and turned tho tide, and tho hero's team won. Just how ho managed it I haven't figured out, for, according to tho story, ho bunted In

hausted. It was night, and ho coulrt uot reach Comlskoy. Ono of the stars of tho Philadelphia National League club ofTored to Jump to the American loaguo and sign a throe year contract If Grif would glvo him $500 In cash. Grlf was in a dilemma. He could not get tho money until tho noxt day, and by that time tho opportunity probably would havo been lost. Determined not to lose the man, Griffith went to Undo Den, borrowed tho $500, and paid Shlbe's own money to the player to Jump from his club to tho rival league. And Instead of being angry, Undo Den thought it an excellent joko on himself.

Dad Clarke, tho inimitable veteran pitcher, who for many years was ono of tho best known characters In tho game, always was popular, no matter where ho played except In one city and thero was a reason for that. Dad had been pitching for New York and was Bold, receiving verbal orders and money to pay for tickets, berths and meals to Join his new club.

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CREATING ENVY.

Three days later he walked Into a newspaper office In Cincinnati, called tho sporting editor to one sldo, and said: "Say, old man, what team do I bolong to?" Tho astonished sporting editor pleaded Jguorance, not having heard of the deal. "Why, Dad, don't you know?" he demanded. "I know it's Nashville, or Louisville, or some of those Southern league towns," he said, Berlously, "but I've forgotten which one. Will you wire on for me and find out?" And when that story reached Louisville shortly after Dad reported for duty, he found himself the object of much dislike.

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the eighth, led oft tho ninth with a hit, and then drove homo tho winning runs with a triple, Äir. Doach ought to send a book of baseball rules to every editor who goes In for that sort of thing.

"Uncle Ben Shlbe, owner of the Athletics, the world's champions. Is one of the finest sportsmen In tho country, and a man who would love baHcball quite as much If ho hadn't a ticket ofllco, as with It. He Is the friend of everyone, his own players, his rivals, the warring magnates and tho fans. The brawls and quarrels and wars find him unconcerned, except to havo a good team, and if his team loses he Is the first to congratulate tho conqueror. Last all Uncle Hen told a story on himself for tho first time." At tho time the American loaguo raided the National and took many of Its star players. Uncle Ben was part owner of tho Philadelphia National Leaguo club, now his rival, and although friendly even then with the American leaguo club owners, ho was loyal to his organization. Clark Grif fltha, now manager of tho Cincinnati club, was working tooth and nail to help Comlskcy build up his Chicago American leaguo club, nnd. Incident ally, grabbed every National lenguo player he could get to Jump to the merlcan lenguo. Grlf was In Philadelphia and hnd been buying players o rapidly bli cash resources wer ex-

"I think," said Jim Delehanty, the hustling second baseman of tho Detroit team, "that if some one would kick mo between the eyes real hard, I'd lead the league In hitting." "What's the angle on that remark?" asked Sam Crawford. "If I were you," said Davy Jones, sadly, "I'd hire a mule to kick you three or four times, and maybe you'd hit a thousand per cent." "I'll tell you what I meant," agreed Del. "When I went Into tho Tri-State league I was Just a fair hitter, fair bordering on rotten. If I hit 225 I felt pretty good, and If I fell below that I wasn't much surprised. Well, I had been going along fairly well for a few weeks when one day I started to steal second. I Intended nt first to slide behind the bag, but tho baseman changed position, and I tried to switch and slide in front. The result was 1 slid awkwardly nnd as he touched me out and blocked me his knee hit me bang between the eyes. I saw forty million stars and got up dizzy and feel lng funny. Everything seemed changed and I seemed to bo looking through a veil all tho time. Everything or. my right side looked uphill and everything on the left downhill. For about ten days I was tho worst hitter In the world, not excepting Jack Pflester. It worried me. I think In three weeks I got two base hits, and what seemed funny to me was that I made both thoso hits off curve balls that fooled me. The fact Is my eyes had been banged cut of gear and I was swlngtnu about four Inches below whero tho ball really was nnd the only times I hit It was when It fooled me. I wns all upset and ready to quit when ono day I drew n bnso on balls nnd tried to steal. The short stop was coming to cover tho bag, and ns I slid his knee caught mo right between the eyes nnd knock ed mo cold. When I batted the next time I saw tho hall perfectly, or thought I did, and up I went Into the 250 class. A year later I got another crnok between tho eyes nnd Immediately Improved still further in hitting. Now I'm waiting for tho kick that will put me In the 350 cIosb." Crawford was silent for somo time. Then he snld: "Say did l.pyj' ever mention being hit between te tyos with a pile driver?" (Copyright, 1311. by Joseph II. Bowle.) John D. Saves Gasoline. John D. Rockefeller doesn't believe In wonting gasollno when ho tnkrs spins about Augusta In his touring car, and today he sharply rebuked his chauffeur, who was using gasoline when there was no need, says an Augusta (Gn.) Dispatch in New York World. Mrs. Rockefeller, who is spending a few weeks hero, went out today for an automobile ride, accompanied by three friends, The chauffeur sent tho mnchlno along at a merry pae, climbed a long hill, and as tho machlno began to rush down a long grade Mr. Rockefeller reached over and tapped tho chauffeur on tho Bhoulder. "Say, Charlie." ho cautioned, "shut off tho cnglno nnd save tho gasolln. You must never waste anythluu'." Charlie shut off tha engine.

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Not His Field. "Doctor, Is It truo that Welsh rabbits arc unhealthy?" "I don't know. I was never called In to attend one."

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