Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 36, Jasper, Dubois County, 16 June 1911 — Page 7

WOMEN

MAY AVOID OPERATIONS

By faking Lydia E. Pinkliara's Vegetable Compound X'n f..11oviiiR letter from Mrs. Orv Ki,i-k will provo how unwiso It is ir dornen to submit to tho tLw rs f ft surijical operation when It ii y he- avoided by taking Lydia Y l k! im'fl Vegetable Compound. Mio vt us f our weeks I n the hospl tnl mid enmo homo suffering- worso than before. Here is her own statement. Pmv l'uv. Mich." Two venra nro

I fPirid very severely with a dfs-

pmcuuicnu could

DIZZY BULL YARNS

ASTOUNDING STUNTS TOLD OF IN

MAGAZINE 3AGEDALL FICTION.

HERO MAKES A BASE "KNOCK"

physician treated moforsoven months without much relief

and at last sent mo to Ann Arbor for an operation. I was thcrofourweeksand

camo boino suffering bat with two out.

worso man uetore.

My mother advised mo to try Lvdla

; r.i.kham's YcRetablo Compound.

cd I !: 1 Jiuay lam well and strong rr.d a!l my own housework. I owe my t ilth to Lydia 12. Pinkham's VffV'lo Compound and ndviso my fnn.'ls who are afllicted with any f n:a- complaint to try it." Mrs. Ku-1 t. Ruik, 11. It. No. ß, Paw Paw, If 5- ii are ill do not drag- nlonpr until rmr.pmti n is necessary, but at once take I.iia E. Pinkham's Yegetablo CoT.pt'UTl'l. F'-r t'.irry years it ha3 been the standard remedy fur women's ills, and has jx'Sirt -iy restored the health of thoutandaufwoEieu. "Whydon'tyoutrytt?

d:r uh-a. of a truo philosopher Ib a n r. ft1. i able to explain away hi3 t.u !s u, the satisfaction of himself.

f rr - it. in cause and seriously ajra- ' It is thorough)- cured h , I'.vt. e g Pellet. Tiny sugar-coated

cti:

Ungracious Drops, lud they givo the

brldo

w li, nil her friends r on tho bridegroom.

threw

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tea- ' The ft.

Tkat Might Be Inducement. 'a- i!urli)R tho hot Bpoll and on night of tho week that a

s tcachor took a number of 1 urges for a car ride. In - square they piled out and i ! :.ed to tho telescope set up nun who vends pcops at tho i"'dies at so much per peep, t. .Kn were told that they

k at tho moon, a llttlo lec-nipa-iylng the lesson that tho

Corn u;s a cold body. "Naihpr." spoke up one little South - wt.ori you look through tho ra-- .'. , s jur faco Kct cold?" C-tu.a:. ! Le ader.

AN OUTSIDER.

Uncle Ben Shibe Tells Good Story on

Himself When Dad Clarke Was Lost Jim Delehanty's Batting Streak. By HUGH 8. FULLERTON. Unjobnll la tho great American game. Which btatement Is bromldliin enough for mi) one. I used to think that every one know tho basic rules and principles of the game but no longer. I've been reading bauoball fiction. The two exceptions to universal knowledgo of bnBeball are magazine editors and magazlnu writers, to Judge from some of tho stories printed in tho last yoar. Tho moht exciting yarn of all. printed serlouKly by one of tho second class fi-st class magazlneH had a wonderful cllmnx. Tho score was 3 to 3 in tho Inst hnlf of tho ninth inning. The

bases were filled and the horo was at

Now what do you

Buppose ho did? Tho writer had him hit a home run. and ended up the game with tho scoro of 7 to 3, and the hero being carried around by a wildly ex

cited crowd of admirers. Immediately after reading another story I released the hero uncondition

ally. It is rather odd. but the hero al- I

ways comes to bat in the ninth Inning, and I've never known him either to strike out or hit a fly. Indeed, in seven baseball stories I have analyzed within the last week the hero has bat ted .1000 nnd mostly home runs and. as far as I can learn, no one has even drafted him. But this hero was a wonder. Ho was captain of the team. His great pal and assistant hero led Dff tho ninth with a two baccer and

was sacrificed to third. With one out and a run needed to win tho game the next batter hit tho ball a mile to center field. The fielder wont clear hack to the fence, leaped, caught tho ball, hit the fence and was unconscious. Now, what do you suppose that runner on third did? Why. he calmly stuck round third baso until the center fielder recovered consciousness and refusod to scoro until the horo made a baso "knock." (That's what the writer called ID Tho third hero was a pitcher and a wonder. In tho ninth Inning his team was in lots of trouble. The opposing

team had the bases full with one out, and his rival was at bat with three

balls and no strikes. Tho hero "pitch- ' ed him throe sweeping outcurvos so far from tho plato he missed them, and I struck htm out." Good waiter, that '

rival. The writer even falls to record the sayings of tho manager when tho rival took his swings at those balls.

Ono ff tho best bits of Judgment in any of the stories was that of the cap

tain who. in tho eighth inning, with tho score 5 to 0 against his team, got a runner to first base, then sacri

ficed, "to save the disgrace of a shut out." The opposing pitcher fumbled

tho bunt (no wonder. If ho knew the game he'd bo surprised too much to

pick It up), nnd turned tho tide, and

tho hero's team won. Just how he

managed it I haven't figured out, for

according to tho story, be bunted in

hausted. It was night, and he could not reach Comiskey. Ono of tbeVara of tho Philadelphia National League club offered to lurnn to tha Amnrimn

league and sign a throe year contract if Grlf would give him ?5Q0 In cash. Grlf was In a dilemma. He could not got tho money until tho next day. and by that time the opportunity probably would have been lost. Determined not to loso the man, Griffith went to Undo Hon, borrowed tho 500. and paid Shibo's own money to the player to Jump from his club to the rival league. And instead of being angry. Undo Ben thought It an excellent Joko on himself.

CREATING ENVY.

Dad Clarke, tho Inimitable voter.

pitcher, who for many years was one

of the host known characters in the game, always was popular, no matter whore he played except In ono cltv

and thero was a reason for that.

Dad had been pitching for

York and was sold, recelvlnir verbal

orders and money to pay for tickets, berths and moals to Join his new club.

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Threo days later he walked into a newspaper office in Cincinnati, called tho sporting editor to one side, and said: "Say, old man, what team do I belong to?" The astonished sporting editor pleaded ignorance, not having heard of the deal. "Why, Dad, don't you know?" he demanded. "I know It's Nashville, or Louisville, or Kome of those Southern league towns," he said, seriously, "but I've forgotten which one. Will you wire on for mo and find out?" And when that story roach od Louisville shortly after Dad reported for

duty, he found himself the object of much dislike.

C itr : f ; . i : to i to Iii;.

i 1 - Sho Is not going to '!.t resort any longer. 1 What is tho reason, no ' '' n ot that exactly. Thero y n an. who has proposed rr : girls but her, and sho ' :t "f plnco when they aro e tn experience meeting.

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"Coffee Shows What It Has Been

Doing.

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ok'JlR , 1 pun,8l""cnt being to td J, fvT JnKy" an dizzy, and It seem!f kp up my blood. destroying my apritahiP mak,"K mo nervous and lr6f i! Snt ,ne t0 my bC(1- Aer lost ii ft;taeks. In which I nearly C0e inj IConc,Ullcd to quit tho -It V l 08tum. not o7lBht to thc 8Pot! I found h ft most I)al!tnblo nnd re- ' All L. nr0g0' but a foof 3 well. th-Z aHnwntn. the 'loglness' nnd of my hi f., i Unsntisfnctory condition tabHitv 'hi n,y ncrvommcss nnd lrrltry Kf n,'P?red ln eh0-t order quirky , ' 11 afflicted stomach began lnd havp .,, ' ?r- 1 usn.ri to rebuild ,,a a e ,r . y contnucd until now. ,Q8r' mCIT1Uc nml nu rcjolclns of IWa ,v.Wh,chIow to the use - l!a'lo r ,mo glven by rostum Read . t , h?' M,cbWcIVllo ' ,1 10 nook "Th0 to . rr , "There's a reason." ' lTUf' fall of hnmam

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"I think." raid Jim Belohanty. the hustling second baseman of the Detroit team, "that if some ono would kick me between the eyos real hard, I'd lead the league In hitting." "What's the angle on that remark?" asked Sam Crawford. "If I were you," said Davy Jones, sadly. "I'd hire a mule to kick you three or four times, and maybo you'd hit a thousand ner cent."

-I'll tell you what I meant." agreed Del. "When I wont into the Tri-State league I was Just a fair hitter, fair bor

dering on rotten. If I hit 225 I felt . pretty good, and if I fell below that I ' wasn't much surprised. Well, I had I been going along -fairly well for a few weeks when one day I started to steal ' second. I Intended at first to slide be- j hind the bag, but the baseman , changed position, and I tried to switch j and slide in front. The result was I slid awkwardly nnd as he touched me out and blocked me his knee hit me ' bang between the eyes. I saw forty j million rtars and got up dizzy and feel j Ing funny. Everything seemed changed and I seemed to bo looking through a veil nil the time. Everything on my ' right side looked uphill and everything ' on the left downhill. For about ten days I was tho worst hitter in th6 world, not excepting Jack Pflester. It ' worried me. I think in three weeks i I got two base lilts, and what seemed funny to me was that I made both those hits off curve balls that fooled me. The fact Is my eyes had been banged cut of gear and I was swinging :

about four Inches below where the ball really was and the only times I hit it was when It fooled me. I was all up-1

set and ready to quit when one day I drew a base on balls and tried to stea'. The short stop was coming to cover tho bag. and as I gild his knee caught ' me right between the eyes and knock

ed me cold. When I batted the next ,

time i saw tno uaii perfectly, or thought I did, and up I went into the i

250 class. A year later I got another

crack between the eyes and Imme-!

dlately Improved still further in hit ting. Now I'm waiting for the kick that will put me In the 350 class."

Crawford was silent for some time.

Then he said:

"Say did Iijolo ever mention being

hit between the eyes with a pllo

drivor?"

(Copyright. 1311. by Joteph B. Bowie.

the eighth, led off the ninth with a hit, and then drove home tho winning

runs with a triple.

Sir. Beach ought to send a book of

baseball rules to every editor who goes

ln for that sort of thing. "Uncle Ben Shlbe. owner of the Athletics, the world's champions. Is one of the finest sportbmen In the country, and a man who would love baseball quite as

much If ho hadn't a ticket ofllce, as with it. He Is tho friend of everyone, his own players, his rivals, the warring magnates and the fans. Thc brawls nnd quarrels and wars find him unconcerned, except to have a good team, and if his team loses he is the first to congratulate tho conqucrer. IasI fall Undo Ben told n story on himself for tho first time." At tho time the American league raided the National nnd took many of Its star players, fncle Ben was part owner of the Philadelphia National League rlub. now his rival, and although friendly even then with the American leaKUe club owners, bo was

loyal to his organization. Clark Grlf machine along at a merry pace, flths, now manager of the Cincinnati J climbed a long hill, and as tho ma

chlb, was working tooth nnd nan to

John D. Saves Gasoline. John D. Rockefeller doesn't believe

In wasting gasoline when he takes rplns about Augusta In his touring

car. and today he sharply rebuked his

chauffeur, who was using gasoline

when there was no need, says an Au

gusta (Ga.) Dispatch In New York World.

Mrs. Rockefeller, who Ib spending

n few weeks here, went out today for nn automobile ride, arcompnnled by three friends. Thc chauffeur sent tho

heln Comiskey build up his Chicago

American league club. nnd. Incident ally, grabbod every National loaguo player ho could got to Jump to tho American league. Grlf was In Philadnlphln and had boon buying players o rapidly bis cash resources were4ex i

chine began to rush down a long

grade Mr. Rocketeller reached over and tapped the chauffeur on the shoulder. "Say, Charlie." be cautioned, "shut off the engine and save the gasoline. You must never waste anythlnc." Charlie shut Pit tb engine-

lironson What do you find is tho

greatest pleasure in living In the

country?

Woodson Getting In town and tell

ing people about tho cool breezes.

whether there are any or not.

Examino cart-fullv

- J VVVXIU CASTOItIA, a safo and sure remedy for

imams ana cnildren, and see that It

Dears tho Signature of

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Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria What Was She Wearing? The new fireman was telling hlc wife about the fire. "It broke out at mlvtilght in the Von Differs house on the avenue," he said, "and Just as we got there Miss Von Differ came stumbling out of the flames and smoke carrying her little niece all wrapped up in her arras. It was the bravest act I ever Eaw." "What was she wearing?" Inquired the fireman's wife.

A bachelor Is a man who thinks It wIeo to view matrimony from a distance.

Garfield Tea overcome constipation, lick-headache and bilious attacks. It's difficult for people to generato advice that Is foolproof.

Getting Acquainted. When a new family moves In next door tho old boy and tho new boy climb up on tho fence to get acquainted and it is done as follows: "What's your name?" "None of your business what's yours?" "Nono of your business. You aro sassy." "So are you." "Don't you talk back to me!" "And don't you to me!" "I'm an awful fighter when I'm mad!" "And I'm nwfuller than you are!" "I've got a dog." "And I've got a gont." And five minutes later they are good friends."

An Uniaureled Hero. Here Is a niche in the Hall of Famo for Seth A. Eaton, a rural mall carrier from the Mlddleboro nost office.

who, surrounded by woodland Are, his

norso lying on the wound stifled with

smoke, his own hair singed, his hat burned and one side of his face and hands blistered, was still mindful cf duty and saved the mall he was carrying by burying it In the sand, before bo fought throuch the line of Are to

safety. Not all tho herce3 tread the battlefields. Fall River Herald.

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Net His Field. "Doctor. Is It true that Welsh rab

bits aro unhealthy?"

"I don't know. I was never called

ln to attend ono."

All There Is to It. "What constitutes a first-class so

ciety drama?"

"Threo acts, six gowns, and nine

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Mrs. WlnMowa Soothtnr Rn-rm far OilM-.r.

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