Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 34, Jasper, Dubois County, 2 June 1911 — Page 1

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PT .OSING EXERCISES

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St. Joseph's Schools ST. JOSEPH'S HALL,

Sunday Evening, June 11th. 1911.

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Puddin Head Wilson Maxims. There is a Moral Sense and there is an Immoral Sense. History sho-.vs us that the Moral Sense enables uy to perceive morality and how to avoid it and that the Immo. ul Sense enables us to perceive immorality and how to enjoy it. Truth is stranger than fiction to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it. Truth is stranger than fiction but it is because r iction is obliged to stickto possibilities; Truth isn't. We can secure other people approval if we do right and try hard: but our own is worth a hundred of it, and noway has been found out of securing that. There are those who scoff at the school boy, calling him frivolous and shallow. Yet it was the school boy who said, 1 'Faith is believing what you know ain't so." We should be careful to get out of an experience cnly the wisdom that is in it and stop there: lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more. Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except congress.

Truth is the most vaiuaoie tning we nave, u& economize in it. . He was as shy as a newspaper is when referring to its own merits. Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. . Every sincere author spends his life in the tormenting fear either being wrecked on the Scylla of affection or swallowed up in the Charybdis of imitation with the rest of the bromides. Don't follow the crowd and the crowd will follow you. Helen Rowland. The crafty thing for a man to do would be to convince his wife he loved her so much he hadn't a ny left for her relatives.

A Bachelor Girl's Reflections. Too many kisses spoilt the troth. Too many hooks have spoilted the matrimonial fish ing. The longest way 'round any man is to hang around his neck. All the polish in the world won't brighten up a tarnished reputation. In the love-game, a women always cries, "Never Mure !" a man, "Never again!" Next to a rank imitator, the greatest abomination linger heaven is rank sensationalist. A woman spends her life learning what she spends the other half in pretending not to know. Why is it that after January 1 the milk of human kindness is always put back into cold storage again. A "failure" is a man who goes around looking for sympathy when he ought to lie looking for a job. The difference between a wise woman and a clever one is that a wise woman is too clever to make a (lisI lay of her wisdom. Just about this time of the year the skeletons of dead loves rattle loudly in the closet of every old bachelor's heart. If you want to revenge yourself on your husband, m a way that will be felt, don't try to break his heart; break his pocketbook. When a man tries to convince himself that a woman is nothing to him, it is a sign that she is beginning to be a whole lot more than he anticipated. "Conscience doth make cowards of us aU"-butnot until we've emptied the bottle, tired of the flirtation and got our money's worth out of the game. When a man begins scoffing at women, listen for the wedding bells; a confirmed bachelor is too indifference to the sex to waste time talking about it. Love always knocks at the door of a women's heart; but the only way to get into a man's heart is to sneak in by the back window when the owner isn't looking: A man never feels quite so blase and cynical as in that thrilling hour when he has just learned to shave and has been casually invited to call on a woman of thirty.

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fiiliss an still li Attfflisii. The trite comment upon success of any sort that "there is everything in knowing how' is particularly applicable to the business of advertising. Merchants generally advertise their business, but not many of them regard advertising as a part of their business; that is they do not put business methods and business KviJifnoeo infn t.Vipir advertising. Judicious

advertising pays every time, and he who knows how to advertise judiciously is a better equipped business man than is his merchant neighbor who does not know when and how to advertise. A striking advertisement will run the gamut of popular attention and get into the air like a popular song. Advertisements have become as familiar as household words, and remained advertisements long after they had disappeared from newspaper columns and from advertising billboards. Who will ever forget the mystic "S. T. I860 X?" It can no longer be seen in print, nor upon billboards, but the name( of the compound it advertised comes to mind with the legend, and the advertisement is as bright as it was twenty-five years ago. "You press the button; we do the rest!' It is hardly necessary to state what these words

advertise, rney nave oeen so wiueiy rcau auu are so taking and so suggestive of ability that everybody knows what they refer to. To show to what extent an advertisement with brightness in it gets into the public mindthe fact may be cited in relation to the advertisement under comment that no less a personage than Chauncey M. Depew, in a speech before the merchants of New York at their annual dinner closed an interesting statement of the advantages of reciprocity with the remark, "As merchants, as bankers and business men, we say to congress in the language which advertises that most universal and productive of our institutions, 1 You press the button; we will do the rest.' " If merchants and manufacturers want to win advertising of this happy kind, all they 1 J .1 LZ 1 i.V.,. . . ! , Lt 4 ...nvT

' have tO CIO IS to auvurwse in um ngnb waj and put happy thoughts into their advertise- : ments.

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Bill Stubbs Of Kansas. Kansas views the activities of the new governor with feeling of almost unmixed joy. But the railways whom he disciplined with an anti-pass law and several other forms of drastic legislation besides public commission bill, have another idea about him. "What do you think of Stubbs?" a visitor osiced one of the er-railway lobbyist. "Well," he replied, "he reminds me of the story of a North Carolina wedding. "They as the Lord have jined, let no man put asunder,' say the parson. " 'Parson,' say the bridegroom, 'Irises to question your grammer in that sentence. We want this wedding done right.' "When the smoke had cleared away the bride looked around on a dead minister, a dead brother, a dead bridegroom and several dead men lying near, and signed; , , . , , , " 'Tnem new-fangled, self-cockm' revolvers, said she, 'sure has played hell with my prospects.

$ . A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY.

God must need laugh outright, could such a thing be, to see his wondrous manikins here below. Hugo Von Trimborg.

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The Fatal Frying-pan "Nowadays," recently remarked a philosophical farmer to tha Writer of these coomments, "the wo-' men seem bent upon frying us men to death It s fried meat.fried potatoes, fried eggs, fried oysters, fried apples, fried onions, fried cabbage, fried cucumbers, fried everything. Hardily ever is anything roasted, boiled, broiled, or baked. This frying foolishness is enough to kill a mule." and who is going to say that this condenmation is unjust? Nt anyone, surely, that is well acquainted with the physiological processes and principles of digestion. The fact is, a frying pan is an appropriate pattern for about as large a number of gravestones as would be a whiskey keg. Fortunately, it is that only thoughtful farmer now and then that wants to take care of his stomach and feed himself as intelligently as he feeds his horse and cow, or some food reformer more enthusiastic than scientific who raises a cry against this abominable utensil of convenient and careless cooking. School of domestic science are taking up the question of the fatal effects of fried foods are condemning the frying-pan as an instrunient of death, and in various ways are making public their interesting views. The frying habit is one feature of our modern, "civilized custom of quick-lunch, nervewrecking rush, It is a convenient habit for people having time neither to cook intelligently nor to think more than once a year-and then for not longer than ten seconds. The death knell of the frying-pan has a joyful sound. It rings forth the glad tidings that one more infernal hindrance to health is to be overthrown. Physical Culture for June.

It's worth thinking about how mad a man can be at first with a girl for refusing to marry him and how grateful to her afterwards. There is something awfully hard to resist abont a ptetty girl with money in her own name.