Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 33, Jasper, Dubois County, 26 May 1911 — Page 8

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He Fabrics, die careful manner of maHn ßntilc and outdgenbUty of ityle and all otter point of construction in "Vikinf ' and "Viking System" Clothes f i L re loolins for style and rvici.

Una instant vor - . . -Vilnf fcrand. are manufactured by Becker. Mayerfif Co. Oucj fatcnort maker, of CUWs. Boy and Young Men. Cloth JrV

guarantee th m every reject. 1 be labels ten.

Okl Gentloiunn-Is there anythlaj; to on tlit other tide?

i Kenynsan N'o. Ohl GetiUeamn Is there an inn or ' r.:ij thins? i rcrrjtuan No. old Gentleman Thon what do people s across fr? Ferrvtuan Tuiivnix. Sketeh.

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Business It Business. j Conspiracy of Silence That Put th

Professor In a Panic. Profeii-or Elias Looinifor mni

years ocrupi-Hl tlio ehalr of aatr: my at Yule ad wo the author c. the well knn eries of mnthomat ical text book. Professor Loomis repeated oa year to the junior el.-- a course of ! lectures on physic. The lecture

were illustrated by experiment.-, and in ont on compressed air lie,

ernlaincd the Drincinlo of the m!1

! Known air gun.

The students of each succeeding class as they entered the room for this particular lecture found on the side of tho room remotp from the platform a small target. After explaining the operation of the gun Professor Loomis was in the habit of landing three of its projectile with mathematical accuracy in the center of the bullseyc. The professor was always applauded for this feat, but his grim face, covered by a tigl.tly drawn skin of parchment hue; never showed the slightest sign of gratification or recognition of anv kind. To him

jit was apparently only a scientific I experiment to Imj exactly demonstrated. i One class of juniors, however, I who had learned of the immemorial I incident from tho "then seniors, atS tempted a little experiment of their own, the subject bolag mathematical and scientific human na

ture. Three puffs from the air gun, and,

Mtre-;! cracmns. Marie, what although tho students saw that the

a raei your l:r-L.u Is In! Whaterer have yut Uvi It take you n vret tu tie An it. I slixufcl think. Muri Y. - r. . ? vhiuj tallies hr e bv -a J. I sr niu BtM how to 1 a irtf.' ' an jflsnr to the cook-bo-

Benefits of Education.

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Jasper,

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Prize Offers from.Leading Manufacturers Book on patents, "Hints to inventors." 'Inventions needed?' "Why some inventors fail." Send rough sketch or model for search of Patent Office records. Our Mr. Greeley was formerly. Acting Commissioner of Patents, and as such had Jull charge.of the U. S. Patent Office.

GREEUY&M9INTIBE Patent Attorneys

Washington,. X). C.

Marjorfcf n-bo has Just been lUtenInc to the story of Nonn ami the noodl Wasn't there no sinks, mammy T Tatler.

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subscribers and

bullseve was perforated as usual

there was not a sound of applause. Professor. Loomis looked & moment at the clasr in a startled way, then at the target, and then, with a degree of emotion he had never before shown, exclaimed: "Didn't it hit? Didn't it hit? Didn't it hit V A roar cf laughter, followed bj even more than the usual applausej showed the professor that he hao not lost his mathematical accuracy. Causes of War. .T The horrors of the Indian moiSny will still be remembered,, and tho cause which led to It is a matter of history. Cartridges gre&scJ with cow's fat were served out to the sepoy, who refused to use them on the ground that the cow was a sacred animal. Almost without anv warning the terriblavjaassacres followed, which were only avenged at an enormous exponditure of lives and money. The war which deluged Austria and Prussia with blood m 16C6 emanated in the former failing to answer a question asked by tht? latter. In the spring of that year the Austriana began to arm' very speedily and powerfully, and the Prussians wanted to know the reason. To

this they would give no reply, and i Phissia, thinking it was an unfriendly and menacing ' action, brought about the gory campaign.

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Chinese Worship of Ancestors. The ono spiritual force that dom-

will i inates every class of societv in Chii - - : i.: . t";. m.:

give you the best ser , nese rel?ion thcrc n0 othcr vies ' can take its place for a moment. "A man may or may not worship idols. Ton can talk to your ; He may express his utcr skeptic-

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Harbison Trustee's Notice.

Notice n?rtb pven that the nnder

them. No one cares what he

thinks. Let him, however, neglect the worship of the dead nnd he is

toosea upon ana poinieu w wiui the bitterest scorn bothbv his own

relations and by hi3 neiglAwrs. Tho vorst tount that the heathen can hurl against the Christian, and the one that stings him most, is th sneering statement that he has no

ancestors. ew xoric xn oune.

Too Great a Loss.

signed Trustee ot Harbison township. Whoever knows anythinc about will attend lo town-hip bi5inee on each I , u-.; -iaZ

iIonlav of the var at my ollicc, ?nd I . Ti Kt .-?rscns hatini; township biiMnets to nrst pair of trousers will recognize

transact aie required to present it to him the truth of a story the Jt'huadcl on Satarday. , pbj3 Ledger prints.

J:.aLw.PL.SirB" "pi "I Tommv was at Sunday school in

Maetij Thimu.so, Tinitee. J .n.fc 1MK.

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Jaspee Courier.

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SOUTHERN RY., TIME TABLE

ScNgle is Ellsct Sanday Prt. 2! k Fo forcwlas is fo Inlan Only and is doc - EASTMOf.VD Ne. S tA!LT 9:31 A M. II 3S 1. M. So. 11 S:I9 l. V. 3f. 1 iCSVXX ONLY A. 3t. WUsTUOl?XU. ye. ii HAitV a. it '. II IUI A. M N"u. J " I 5C P. M No. w sirs da t o.' tr. ii .06 a. m Tlmt shown at UnattaKtHirg. KISTIIOON'D. No. U DAILY. .is; A. Jf. So. - 9m - J. laWl. M. s.i, " r.n - UE5TBOtf.n No. 3, DAILY. 13S A.M. jfo. t. - urn No. 31. - Iii A.M.

No. 10. M 7W V. M.

ibis first. HrealM clothe. A picture

of a lot of little angels wa3 before

the claffi, and the teacher asked

Tommy if he would not like to be

one.

"No, ma'am," Teplied Tommy

after inspecting the picture. "Not want to be an angel. Tom

my!" reproached the teacher. "Whj

not?"

" 'Cause I'd have to give up mj

ftew pants said Tommy sagely. Tho Color of Flames.

ilany people have noticed with

uch interest the many tinted bars

and bands that nse in the shape o

"forked tongues of flame" from wood burninsr in a fire. These va

ried hues aro the result of corabus

tion from the different elements o

tho fuel. The licht blue is from

the hydrogen and the white from the carbon. Tho violet is from thf

manganese, the red from the mag

nesia and the yellow from the Boda,

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THE OLD EXCUSES

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