Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 29, Jasper, Dubois County, 28 April 1911 — Page 8

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, By M. QUAD. löjopyrlKht. 1509. by T. C. McClure. Prudence Smith am JCubwl Winters met at apeMlng school und wero Impressed with euch other. Zabcd would Lave uiurrlod her If the Widow Pouroae hadn't mixed lu. She wuntcd the

youujr uian for herself, mid tu awesome whispers she Imparted the Information that Prudence Smith was knockkueed nud would never be nolo to stnnd ut a wasbtub or run up and. dowa. the cellar stulrs. The rounir mnn

(. r. Was At atrn ImnriMtuI II -... ... I

- . ..v n..w tUUU Ii J J', v vs. A- V WUHVU I I

. vv. i-rtt-u iiint. tv uillll . uu uuuii.ij mollis IUU transferred to the Church of the sre her that he lumped to Jump Holy Cross in that city, where the over precipices for her sake, und of 1 bodies of Galilei, Michelangelo, course he rerouted It. She went about ! iVaehiavelli. Aliieri and other trro&t 'Ith her ohlu In the air and naked for

Julians are entombed. Consent ' no fxphumtlons, and so. relations weio . i ... t i . . .

vas receiveu irom tne municipality. ,11Q or many iodr months. Then

üaoea a motucr round out what was the matter with him uud set him rl'ht. The widow- had lied. Zabed

made It up with tho Irl. The doves

t Tha Day mnd th KnighU Lord Kelvin when a professor at Glasgow university was occasionally obecuro and complex when the in'terest of a side issue led him off the beaten track. This was made the subject of nn opigrara. which contrasted Iik methods with those of his assistant, Day, to his disadvantage. The occasion chosen was that of his return from having received his knighthood, and n student wrot upon the hlackboard. Vnrt whit

it is" yet Day, for the knight cometh

wncn no muri can work. rtotsinl's Retting Pisco. For years Rossini's bodv rested

tn Pero LncluuVe. and then citv

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but the master's widow. Dona Olympia, would consent to the translation only on condition that vhen her time came her body

mignt do placed next to that of her

Aci?clablc Prcnaralion for As

slmilating tiicFoodnndRcßtilaüftß tlic S toiuachs andßowcls of

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Promotes Digcslion.Cfwcrfulncss and Rest .Contains npiilur

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For Infants and Chiirirn,.

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Always Bought

Bears tie

Signature

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came back aulu and turtled, a new

'v uvvm uvA v J Vilm W J 4 IC " " uvn husband. This request was bluntly i dutt w,,s Ket tor ll)o marriage, and

denied, for the reason that only ! arincr Smith reached out his horny til t m . ' .a . - .... I

Italians wno had achieved rreat- i

ness could rest there. In 1878 the widow died and before her death consented in writing to the removal of her husband's body to Florence, provided her body be placed in th 0 .

gravo irom wiucn nis would bo tax-

naud for a snake and said: I

"Zabed. roI durn your buttons, you're glttln; the real thins, and you orter bo tho tiapplest man In Woodehuck'

counry. Zabed was for about two weeks. Then Deacon Gray, who was a widow

er and wauted Prudence for bis second

flnfJim Seal' MxSmttn

ADCffecl ncmPllv fnrCr,

Tion , Sour Stonvich.Dh-iErJioca and Loss of Sleep.

FacSinula Signature oP XEW YORK.

en in I ere Lachaise, and alter a ( wife.- gave up some information about

long time

wns done.

for consideration tbia

A Dilttnm' Horn. The voting ludv sished deeolv and

was almost a licet cd to tears.

"Harold." she mud. "declares that

if I dont mum him he will end hia

life, and 1 uvi afruid he will."

bhe stii'ed .i sob. then continued: "And l:ndo!'!i declares th:it if T

don't marry him he v. ill go into politics and becme "real and faniouc, and then l.e alys I shall see what I

have hi! seil, and I urn afraid he will

keep hi wr I too."

Overcome by emotion, she buried

her face j.t her hands, not knowing whether to nrc n life or to un

the country another politician.

Tho First Cnu. Tlie vdu of th" census originated among the Itomans, when a group of the many functions performed by the high officer called censor received tho name of censis. It waa taken every fivo years and indicated not only the number of the respective elates of the people, but their domestic positions as husbands, wives, fathers, mothors, 6on3 und daughters. The first modern nation to tal i up the census was tha United St. tes of America in 1790. The first British census vas in 1801, but this did not include Ireland.

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Notice Is nereby jjiven that the undorained Trustee of Harbiaon townehip, will attend to townHhip baeinetb on each donday of the year at my otlice, and ,)reone having tonßhip bubinees to transact aie required to preeent it to him on Haturdaya. The township library will be kept at my home near Kellerville. Martin Timhlimo. Tnisten.

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Zabed. When ho hud sworn her tn th

most awful 6ecrecy ho confessed that the youni; man had a llye frog in bin tomacb and would probably po mad within two years and cut the throat of his wife If he had one. The frog had ' Jumped down Zabed throat one day when he was drinking from the horse ! t0nd. and. thouirh thnnni1 nf In. i

w r mmt VA ducementa bad been keld out to hlm,

noimxig cooiq prevaU upon him to jump out WU, wbr la the young gjrt no matter how her heart tunk with love, who la gotnc to marry a young man with a live and growing frog In his tomacn? She can't U found. Shm wasn't found In this cace. Prudcac Bmkh cooled off on Zabed Winters, and ha weat aboat with hl cht in the lr aad was. too prood to ask fdr an cxplaoatlon. It, waa a tmt before ono came. Then a llgat&xS man tayed overnliht at Salth'A. aad aftr

npfver be got to talklsg a boot froga. 8fttmg be was poated oa tha subjr

I'raaenca made bold to.aak htm if hm

had ever heard of a frog tsklag up In-

iae quarters, and ae aaa-vcrod that

anch a tbiuff was atwolutelv lmmul.

bit and beyond beller. Zabad Wlntars had probably iwallo.wed a itnall nih

aad the flah might be growing, but If

ten alono be aould in. time be toned

for and caught That settled tbefror VtIon, and Zabed was Invited to

eeme around and make up. He got ft buatle on him, and tha. turtledoves aaog soft and low, a new date waa appointed, and Farmer Smith stopped chopping wood long enough to extend a hand and say; "Zabed, you gol domed idiot, don't you know when you'vt got a good thing? Dont fool around any more." Zabed didn't want to, but before It had been decided which minister

noulfl aajrry tbem old Mrs. Snyder truck bis trail. She was too old to marry, but not too old te utter a warntag for the benefit of a young man who had put In a day hoeing her garten and refused to take pay for It Sbe told htm right straight out that rrudeace Smith wnored like a steam

engines that she had six to on her right foot and oifly four on ber left, that she bad had St Vitas' dance wben a baby and that it was aure to coma back on her aome day. It might not be a year after marriage that Zabed would come ap from the eornfleld aome afternoon and find her dancloj all around the dooryard and kicking aa high as a fence. That jcttled Zabed. lie wanted Trudence. but he didn't ant e dancing dervlah. More coldness, more strained relations. It wa a full year before old Mrs. inyder was prored a lfr, and It took three month longer to make up and aet another date. Thtnca had run araonthlr tn

wiinin a rortnlgbt of the date when a tin peddler came along aud bought a hecpskln of Zabed and then told htm tba Prudence Bmlth was deaf In the right ear, nearsighted In both eves and

would be tongae tied before sbe was two years older. Zabed hadn't noticed the deafness or blindness, but hp ho-

lieved in tin peddlerH and at once grew frigid, riesutt, another year loet Pate waa a Uli in the game, however, and when everybody. Including the two principals, bad made up their minds that there would be no marriage he came loafing around to do her daty. Farmer Sailth and his daughter In tho Tillage one day 'fcuylnj calico and brown sugar when Zabcd Winters appeared. He had eggs to acU

m hickory ablrting. Th lovers were brought face to face, bat thy didn't speak. They thought of frogs and St.

ixus- üance nnd six toed feet and were timing away when Fatker Braith saached out one hand for hlfl aaghtei nd the other for Zabed and said: "8y, are two gol dwned idletar "Dmr replM Prudeac. -Umr.rfletJCahed. "If you waarft you'd come aim Kb ae to tfee preacher asd git na Tie and her this tarnasbon Uds aetth t Ree a ad fur goo and aJL" PreWe locked aA Zabe. Zsbed hwkct at Pflasw.

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