Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 29, Jasper, Dubois County, 28 April 1911 — Page 3

Busted Many u man goes broko In Health .-th-n wealth, lilftinos hla mind ea s It dn't work right; but all tho tuiiO lt'a Ms bowtls. Thoy don't work hvor dead and tho whole Bystem geta cl'VK'd with poison. Nothing kills ..od, clean-cut brain action like confctipation. CASCARETS will rolluvo aud euro. Try It now. 8IJ CASCAHRTS lc a box forawoek't treatment. AUdruBirUtt. Illirk'est seller In ibe world. Million bote a month. Don't Buy a CommonRefrigcrator

It Mil I toon become a vile tmellinr. ditrise breeding thin;. Our Irre booklet trlU hjr. Atk.(orlt. nUy the Leonard Clcanable Lined viih reatporrelain rntmelon heel llrcl, all-ono piece. Not crtck or cm ice lor crrmi to hide. You can't break, trrairhor ..... ... . --.... ... m . 1 1 1 1 1 la flith. tlini u alte In tavn (Jnr. pim.tamtarjranddurablr. cheapest inmeenu. eieiitiirrct hero we have no dealer. Write today for catalog, boollrt and (rresora iic 01 me porcelain I mini;, GRAND RAPIDS HBtRICKRATOR CO. J) de Park Avenue Grand Rapid, Mich. ISJ l 'A are Interested In others when V are interested in us. Pluhliua i ii.-. T'r Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure condif . n ( onstifwition is the en um; of many . i-i-K. Cure tiie caue and you cure t.. disease. Kacy to take. Bird Jekyll and Hyde. Tlie catbird is our northern mockft liird. When lovo attunos its voice, 1 . id warblo as sweetly as tho nightif.!.' You must catch it in ono of 1 m.lting moods if you would know r .harm of its liquid notes. It is ! .it all beautiful no more Is tho ! Kin? bird only a pray-brown, ;.'r, rentiers thing, of lessor size is t ho robin, with the soul of song l: : ! wonder of the catbird lies, of r . . In this, its dual nature. At ono It imps about scrooching com- ; ' - against tho circumambient air; 'hör there throbs out from its i. throat tho essence of a divine i . l Philadelphia Press. THE DEALER WAS WISE. haeor When you sold mc this u nid ho was without faults. I find he's lamo. ' Ieaicr Well, lamonoss ain't it-it's an aflliction. Triumph of Courage. : 'ue and the power of tho husaved Walter Sargent, a is rancher, In tho Redwood 1 San Jose, when ho was coniy a hungry mountain lion tho ning. Sargent was driving of cows to his homo in tho . when ho noticed the big cat him. Aa it crouched for a s.trgent turned nnd fixed tho ith his oyo. Man and lion i as immovable as statues for funds and then tho animal md trottod away. t ! COFFEE CONGESTION Causes a Variety jof Alls. A. l.ippy old lady In Wisconsin E . tho tlmo I waa a coffeo ' : I was subject to sick hoad1 "HH'tlmes lasting 2 or 3 days, 1 Krinning mo for anything. ,; '- aitliction was added, some ". a trouble with my heart very painful, accompanied othoring sensation and faint- ' ; "T'sla, also, came to mnko lifo 1 hear. I took all Forts of pat- ' "' hu b but nono of them holped 1 ; length of time. '"' doctors frequently told mo ".7p was not good for mo; but ioffeo I felt aa if I had no , ik: . 1 finally decided nbout 2 ' 'to to abandon tho uso of cof- " " ' " ly, and as I had read a great ' ''"ut Postum I concluded to try '"! breakfast beverage. k - d tho taste of it and was par- ,! Pleased to notico that it did I , """ ll" aa coffee used to. Tho "Ml with my heart grow less ' frequent, and finally coascd f " " "er. and I haVo not had an att "i sick hoadncho for moro than a ; My digestion is good, too, and t ' hankful that I am once moro a f omnn. I know my wonder- ( ' ""ration to hoatth came from ;k ooffeo and using Postum." ' ' t. n by tho Postum Co., Uattlo v 1 ' K Mich. f ,h'V a roason" nnd It is this. na a direct acUon on tho liver ' M,"- I'ooplo, and causes partial th.. r,'0tof Ulat orßan Preventing Ik-, , aI 0utlet of 11,0 secretions. fi in ; ?' (0ll(W b,losnoss, sallow adaches, constipation and final. M i,p 0 f tho b,ood corpuscles Ln ,n?Us "Oration. ÄlV.lSlU! "Th0 nond to eon ' U pkg8' "Thoro's a Reappm f1,1' r':?ve lurr A tere.t. ' ,n,' "Bd ' ' how.i

E'S GAY LIFE ARBITRATOR IN "BU8H LEAGUE" HAS REAL J0YOU8 TIME. WAYS OF SOUTHERN JUSTICE Pltehnr Rrmin'. r.. ... ...uul, a ctuii-m wuri the Umpire Almost Lands Him In Turnrntln. r -, i . . .. - r w wuiiijj iMuygmg oi um pires Is a Flnj Art. By HUGH S. FULLERTON. Amongst tho gayest of guy lives Is that of the "bush loaguu" umpire. Tliia is a talo of tho Joys of an urnniro's existence, and of thn wnv nf soutliern Justice. Thoro is a pitcher, Roagan, we'll call him, who now is In another league. He is a spltball pitcher and a little tight bundle of nerve and courage, with a temper that lit the Reagan exactly. A season or so ago ho was pitching for .Mobile. A few days ago I met him, and back somewhere in tho dim recesses of memory was tho recollecUon that he had had some trouble down south. "What was that row you htd?" I tusked. "Say," he said, "wasn't that the rawest deal a fellow over got?" "I don't remember Just what it was." "Why, do you know, they threw me into Jail down there, kept me In jail eight days, fined me $125 and were going to send me to the turpentine camps." His voice quivered with Indignation. "What did you do?" -Me? Nothing at all. Them southerners are down on a northern follow. If It hadn't been that the old Judge went away on his vacation and a young ono took his place, I'd have boon sent to the turpentine camp sure, to work a year." "Hut what did you do?" ".Mo? Nothin'. Just had a llttlo run-in with the umpire. Then thoy dragged me oft the field, triod to mob mo. and threw me into jail." His voice quivered again. "But what did you do? They couldn't do that for nothing." "Say, you don't know them southerners. They'll do anything if they got sore on a northerner." ' Toll me about it," I said, coaxlngly. "Well, it was this way. We wore playing Gulfport, nnd I had them beaten 4 to 3 in tho ninth inning. There were two out and n man on first base nnd two strikes on the batter, so it looked as if the game was as good as over. That batter couldn't hit 6 against my spltball. and ho knew it. I broko a spit ball right through tho center of the plate, right across his belt, the most perfect strike you ever saw, and that ham of an umpire called it a ball. "1 didn't say much to him. 1 Just told him he was a blank blank, blinket blank robber, und let It go at that. I'd pitched that fellow four spit balls, no I pretended I wns going to pitch another, and then shot a fast one right VCvsTZ-rnf-t50ra-v SAH SAf, As the Fan Looks to the Umpire. through the middle of tho plate. Say, you ought to have seen him hit it. He hit it almost Into tho gulf, clear over the left field fence, sent homo a run ahead of him and beat us out of tho game. I was sore. I turned to tho umpire and said : 'That goos to show what a blink blank, blanket- blink blnnk rotten, yellow dog of a homo umpire can do.' And just for that he smashed me right In tho nose. Then the crowd mobbed me nnd the police arrested me and thoy kept mo In Jail, fined me, and I was lucky to escape going to tho turpontlno camps." "Hut what did you do to him:-' I persisted. "Mc oh, nothing. Just bit his ear off." Nagging umpires ofton gets to be a fine arL It requires an artist to gat away with It. One of the rensons that tho crowd always thinks the umpire Is exceeding his authority when he phases an offending player off the field Ib that tho player who really hurta tho umpire's feeling Is tho nagger, who seldom does anything that amounts to much, but keeps at It. For instance, many spectators have criticised Klem for banishing Johnny Evers of tho Cubs often, many times seemingly without cause. Kvora seldom even speaks to Klein, yet Klem has put him out of games oftener than all other umpires combined. Tho chief reason Is this: Once Klem made a bet with Evers. He bet Evers five dollars that ho (Evors) was afraid to call on tho president of tho league. Evers nccepted tho wager aud waa waiting at the ofllco whan tho presi-

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dent arrived tlio next morning and spent a couplo of hourn with him. Ho claimed tho wager. Klein did not pay promptly, so for weeks every tlmo Klem looked at him, Evers bold up ftro fingers and looked tho other way. Ho kept this up until Klem paid. Then he carried pie five-dollar bill In his uniform nnd waved It at the umpire every chanco he got. Finally that wore out and Evers began to look at Tlnkor overy time Klem came onto the fleld and at the same tlmo he rubbod ;ils throat with strong downward motions, insinuating that Klein's heart waa coming Into his mouth. And yet they wonder that umpires got mad.

Patrlck Henry Dougherty of tho White Sox Is such a quiet and undemongtratlve ball player that most of the fans Ironglne ho is Indifferent as to the result of games. The fact Is that it hurts him as much ns anyone to lose. He seldom kicks, but once, he made a kick at Tim Hurst whereby hangs this tale. Patrick Henry was at bnt late In tho game, when a hit meant a lot, and he As the Umpire Looks to the Fan. was anxious to deliver the safe drive. Ho played the pitcher out to the limit. nnd with two strikes and three balls called, he sighted down the groove ready to spank the ball squarely between the seams. He saw the ball shoot five inches away from tho cornor of the plate, let it go and started to trot to first base. Imagine his surprise when Hurst said: "Strike three. you'ro out." Dougherty was mad all the way through. He picked up his bat and re marked: "Hurst, you're a blank blank crook and a thlof." 'Do you think that of me. Patrick Henry?" asked Hurst, in his suavest tones. "Yes, you blink blank blankety blanked robber. I do." spluttered Dougherty, wild with rage. "If I were you, Patrick Henry." re marked Hurst, In his softest nnd silk iest tones, "I wouldn't associate with persons of that character. Git on off the ball field." And Dougherty went to the club house Krinning. (Copyright. 1911. by Joseph n. Bowles.) THOUGHT HIS TIME HAD COME Exceedingly Disconcerting Experience of Singer in an English Music Hall. Stage fright of the sort that afflict ed "Whit" CunlifTe, at one, time a prominent singer In English music halls. Is not avoidable. Fortunately, also, it is not common. At a place where he was engaged in Birming ham one of the attractions was a lion show, some of the beasts being really wild and untamed. Nearly the whole stage was taken up with the "setting" the animal show. "Just as I was going on," said CunlifTe, In telling the incident, "I heard a hurried rush and confused shouting, and some one slammed an Iron gate. I heard a voice say, 'Just in time; ho was noarly out.' My music was starting, so I had no time to inquire. I went on the stage. "In a momont I honrd ominous growls nnd savage snarls mixed with much whip-cracking and strenuous breathing. I am never fond of a wild nulinal show nnd I felt distinctly nerv ous that night. The cloth behind mo sagged and swayod and then, to my horror, suddenly in the wings I saw tho huge head and front of a lion! "I wns singing a song called I Would," which had a lot of short verses. As I sang them, my blood running cold, 1 watched tho Hon. It seemed slowly to advance and Its baneful eyes glittered In a truly horrible way. I could not go on" that side without passing it, so I prepared to "exit" with haste. "Turning. I was doubly horrified to sc another Han on tho other side! : I was caught like a afbuso in a trap. 1 dared not go off tho stage; I dared not show my discomfiture to the audience. There was only one thing for mo to do sing. So I sang In desperation, hoping that some one wou'd come nnd take those Hons away. Thoy told me afterwards that I sang ninety-eight vorscs! Hut I think that was unkind. "I wondered how long it would tako those two brutes to make up their minds to come Into the full glare of tho footlights, and I had Just prepared to leap Into the stalls, regardless of the ponscquencts, when I heard tho hoarse volco of one or the tago hands nay: "Ere, Rill, these two chaps are too far forward. Give n 'and with thorn, will yer?' And com. ing up between the two Hons, they lifted them bodily. They wero pa-pler-machol"

THE PRICE OF LAND INCREASING

THE "BACK TO THE LAND" CRY IS EFFECTIVE. Traveling through the state of Iowa tho other day, and Iowa Is no exception to the Btory about to be related, tho writer was shown a farm that was offered thrco years ago for J250 an tcre. That appeared to bo a high figure for land upon which the owner depended upon tho crops of corn, hogs and cattle that could be raised upon It. nut it wasn't. A few weeks Binco tho farm changed hands at $325 an acre. Over In Illinois, down in Indiana, up In "Wisconsin, across the line In Mlnnesotn, tho same experience was met with. And then attention Is directed to Canada, which has been the Mecca of so many hundred thousand Americans during the past few years. Not only In Eastern Canruin has tho prlco of lands increased, but in Western Canada, during tho past few weoks, farm lands have increased from three to five dollars an acre, with tho prospect of a similar advance during the next three months. The reason for this is very apparent, and In a few words it may be pointed out that the lands are worth a great deal more than tho present prices. The Northwestern Agriculturist of Minneapolis, a paper that was ono cf the first of the American farm papers to discover tho real merits of tho lands of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta, say3: "Tho reciprocity schedule would encourage American farm, ers to move to Canada, where the virgin soil will produce greater crops of grain with lc3s labor than can be produced In our own farms in the Northwest The result will be to enhance land values in Canada." This paper Is afraid land values In Canada will bo enhanced at tho expense of land values in the "United States. In face of tho fact that land values in the United States are Increasing the reasoning scarcely holds. The reason for the advance In value of Canadian lands is partly accounted from tho fact, admitted by this paper, that Canada's virgin soil will produce "greater crops of grain with less labor." But that is not the only reason. During the past twelve months 320,000 people have made Canada their home and these are mostly of the farming class. They want farms, and the demand as well as tho wealth of the soil Is regulating the price. A study of the Increase in the acreage of land put under crop last year, which can be had from any Canadian government representative, .will prove the point, that the demnnd Is increasing at a greater i ratio than even the most sangulno would have predicted. Too Fresh, Will you promise to support my uaughter in the stylo in which she is accustomed If I consont to your marriage?" demanded old Skinflint, when Dobby made his formal proposal. "Well. I I'll promise to bo tolerably close with her, Mr. Skinflint." said Dobby, "but you know. I'm a softhearted cuss, and I'm afraid she'll be able to wheedle a few things out of me that you wero strong enough to refuse her." Judge. Words are wiso men's counters; they do but reckon by them, but they are the money of fools. Thomas Hobbcs. ASK Füll A1.I.KÄ-S r0OX-KASn tfte Antiseptic twdor to hkln!o yuursboet. jt,. Uerc Com, lltinlon. Ingrowing Nails, Swollen and 8entli) fret. Wintert and Callou pot. Wild tTerywhpre.Jic. Uon'tticetpt any iub$tttutr. Sample Fit UK. Addrti s Allen S. OlmJUsl. Lo Roy, NX I am a man. and nothing that concerns a man do I deem a mntter of indifference to me. Terence. MILLIONS

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