Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 28, Jasper, Dubois County, 21 April 1911 — Page 7
Busted Many a man goes broke In Health then wealth, Ul nines hU mind 7a it (Wt work rlßht bufc aU tho titio it's Äi Äwwfc. Thoy don't work liver dond and tho wholo system gota dotftfd with poison. Nothing killa cloan-eut brain action liltecon tüSllon. CASCAKETS will relieve ÜUi ouro. Try it now. m CASCARET3 1 a boat for a week's treatment. AlIdrucKitt. Iilsk'efit toller In Uio world. Million toe n month. Don'tBuya CommonRefrigcrator
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Tr I'leroe?' I'leawnt Pellet cure contirv -i ( ..nrftipation is tho cause of many ... Cure the cntitte and you cure tu disease, Easy to take. Bird Jckyll and Hyde. The catbird la our northern mockirs ' irJ When lovo nttunos Its voice, jt , Ul warble as sweetly as tho nightliml.. You must catch It in ono of It, n oting moods If you would know tl,.- . harm or Its liquid notes. It la ii,,- at all beautiful no inoro Is tho Cl. (Uns bird only a gray-brown, .:k. restless thing, of lesaor size th n the robin, with the soul of song I:. 1 ! wonder of the catbird llos, of cm.: in this, its dual nnture. At one t t ! hops about screeching comj ' ;,!:- rnraint the circumambient air; ii . :it there throbs out from Its ti. , . thront tho essence of a divine u. Philadelphia Press.
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Triumph of Courage. and the power of the hu- . ' saved Walter Sargent, a rancher, in tho Redwood in Jose, whon ho was cona hungry mountain lion tho '.itiK. Snrgont was driving cows to his homo In tho hen he noticed the big cat in. As It crouched for a .riront turned and fixed tho li his eye. Man and lion l is immovable as statues for 1 nds and then the animal : 1 trotted away.
COFFEE CONGESTION Causes a Variety of Alls.
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; .. nlso, came to mnko lifo '" ir. I took all sorts of pat'"s but none of them helped I ngth of time. 'iHiopg frctiuontly told mo ' was not good for me; hut " "ffee I felt as If I had no ' "! ' 1 finally decided about 2 ' to abandon tho use 'of cof- ' ' 'v. and as I had read a great ' " Postum I concluded to try a breakfast beverage. ' the taste of it and was par- ' I 'leased to notico that it did " ' " up' as coffeo used to. Tho "ti with my heart grew less : freiiont. and finally ceased "r- and 1 havo not had an at- ' 1 ; sk hearincho for moro Uian a diRestlon Is good, too, and '' " kful that I am onco moro a v"inan. I know my wonder- ' ' ,;' irm to health enmo from ' "ffeo jind using Postum." ! k v ' n by Uio Postum Co., llattlo 1- Mlh. Jh, ;e'H ft ronion." and it Is this. " nn a dlroct action on tho liver 11 1 people, nnd causes partial 'ifii of that organ preventing
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ARBITRATOR IN "DUSH LEAGUE" HAS REAL JOYOUS TIME.
WAYS OF SOUTHERN JUSTICE
Pitcher Reagan Run-in With the Umpire Almost Lands Him In Turpentine Camp Nagging of Umplrea Is a Flna ArL
By HUGH S. FULLERTON. Amongst tho gayest of gay lives Is that of the "bush league" umpire. This Is a tale of tho Joys of an umpire's existence, and of tho ways of southern Justice. Thor is a pitcher, Hoagan, we'll call him, who now Is in another league. He Is a spitbnll pitcher and a liltlo tight bundle of nerve and courage, with a temper that llts the Rtagan exactly. A season or so ago ho was pitching for Mobile. A few days ago 1 met him, and back somewhere In tho dim recesses of memory was the recollection that he had had some trouble down south. "What was that row you had?" I asked. "Say," he said, "wasn't that the rawest deal a fellow over got?" "I don't remember Just what it was." "Why, do you know, they threw me into Jail down there, kept me in jail eight days, fined me $125 and were going to send nie to the turpentine camps." His voice quivered with Indignation. "What did you do?" "Me? Nothing at all. Them southerners are down on u northern fellow. If It hadn't been that the old Judge went away on his vacation and a young ono took his place, I'd have boon sent to tho turpentlno camp sure, to work a year." "Hut what did you do?" "Me? Nothin'. Just had a little run-in with the umpire. Then they dragged me off tho field, tried to mob me. and throw mo Into jail. ' His volco quivered again. "Hut what did you do? They couldn't do that for nothing." "Say, you don't know them southerners. They'll do anything If they get sore on a northerner." "Tell me about It," I said, conxlngly. "Well, It was this way. Wo were playing GulfporL and I had thorn beaten 4 to 3 in the ninth inning. There were two out and a man rn first base and two strikes on the batter, so it looked as if the game was as gcod as ovor. That batter couldn't hit G against my spltball. and he knew iL I broke a spit ball right through the center of the plate, right across his bolL the most perfect strike you over saw, and that ham of an ii in I ro called it a ball. "I didn't say much to him. I just told him he was a blank blank, bllnkety blank robber, and let It go at that. I'd pitched that fellow four spit balls, bo I pretended 1 was going to pitch another, and then shot a fast one right
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As the Fan Looks to the Umpire. through the middle of tho plnte. Say, you ought to have seen him hit 1L He hit It nlmoRt Into the gulf, clear ovor tho left field fence, spnt homo a run ahead of him and bent ub out of the game. I was sore. I turned to tho umpire and said : 'That goes to show what a blink blank, blnnkoty blink blank rotten, yellow dog of a homo umpire can do.' And Just for that ho smashed me right In the nose. Then tho crowd mobbed me and tho police arrested me and they kept me In Jail, fined me, and 1 was lucky to escape going to tho turpentine camps." "Hut what did you do to him?" I porslstcd. .Me oh, nothing. Just bit his oar off." Nagging umpires ofton gets to bo a fine nrL It requires an artist to get away with it. One of the reasons that tho crowd always thinks tho umpire is exceeding his authority whon he chases an offending nlnyor off the field Is that tho player who really hurts tho umpire's feeling Is the nnggor. who seldom does anything that amounts to much, but keeps at It. For Instance, many spectators have criticised Klrm for banishing Johnny livers of the Cubs often, many times seemingly without cause. Evors seldom even speaks to Klem, yet Klem has put him out of games oftoncr than nil other umpires combined. Tho chief reason Is this: Onco Klem mado a bet with Kvers. He bet KverB live dollars that ho (Evors) was afraid to call on tho president of tho league. Kvers nccepled tho wager and was waiting at the office whon tho presi
dent arrived tho next morning and spent a couple of hours with him. Ho clulmqd tho wager. Klem did not pay promptly, so for weekH every tlmo Klem looked at him, Kvera held up ftro lingers and looked tho other way. Ho kept this up until Klein paid. Thou hu carried tho live-dollar bill In his uniform and waved It at tho umpire every chance ho got. Finally that wore out and Evors began to look at Tinker ovory tlmo Klem came onto the field and at tho snmo tlmo ho rubbed his throat with strong downward motions, insinuating that Klom'a heart waB coming Into his mouth. And yet thoy wonder that umplroa got mad.
Patrick Henry Dougherty of tho Whlto Sox Is such a quiet and undomonstrativo bell player that most of the fans imagine ho is indifferent as to the result of games. Tho fact is that It hurts him ns much as anyone to lose. He seldom kicks, hut once he made a kick at Tim Hurst whereby hangs this tale. Patrick Henry was at bat late In the gamo, when a hit meant a lot, und ho
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A Budding Star. "Tho teacher InformB mo that Mary Anderson Wombat has considerable dramatic talent." "That's what. Why that girl can't recito tho multiplication table without making tho most elegant gestures."
Wanted to Know. MlBtress Are you fond of children? Nursemaid Nope. Are you?
Pore Thront in no trifling ailment. It may carrv difrnfe Renn to nny pnrt of the body throuah the food you cat. When von fel wre throat coming on, uno Ilamllns Wizard Oil. " Laugh at a fool and he Imagines that you are laughing with him.
Garfield Ton. Herb rcmpflv. ovrreomes constipation, indigestion and ickheadache.
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As the Umpire Looks to the Fan. was anxious to deliver the safe drive. He played tho pitcher out to the limit and with two strikes and three balls called, he sighted down the groove ready to spank the ball squarely between tho seams. Ho saw the ball shoot five Inches away from the corner of the plate, let It go and started to trot to first base. Imagine his surprise when Hurst said: "Strike thrco, you'ro out." Dougherty was mad all the way through. He picked up his bat and remarked: "Hurst, you're a blank blank crook and a thief." "Do you think that of me, Patrick Henry?" asked Hurst, in his suavest tones. "Yes, you blink blank blankoty blanked robber, I do," spluttered Dougherty, wild with rage. "If 1 were you, Patrick Henry," remarked Hurst, in his softest nnd silkiest tones, "1 wouldn't associate with persons of that character. Git on off the ball field." And Dougherty wont to tho clubhouse grinning. (Copyright, 1011. by Joseph n. BowIcb.)
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Exceedingly Disconcerting Experience of Singer In an English Music Hall. Stage fright of the sort that afflicted "Whit" Cunllffe, at ono time a prominent singer in English music halls. Is not avoidable. Fortunately, also, It Is not common. At a place where he was engaged In Birmingham one of the attractions was a lion show, some of the beasts being really wild and untamed. Nearly tho whole stage was taken up with tho "setting" tho animal show. "Just as I was going on," said Cunllffe. In telling tho incident, "1 heard a hurried rush and confused shouting, and some one slammod an Iron gate. 1 heard a voice say. Must In time; ho was nearly out.' My music wns starting, so I had no time to Inquire. I went on the stage. "In a moment I heard ominous growls and savage snarls mixed with much whlp-cracklng and strenuous breathing. 1 am never fond of a wild animal show and I folt distinctly nervous that night. Tho cloth behind mo sagged and swayed and then, to my horror, suddenly In tho wings I saw the huge head and front of a Hon! "I was singing a song called 'I Would,' which had a lot of short verses. As I sang them, my blood running cold, I watched tho HonV It seemed slowly to advance and its baneful eyes glittered in a truly horrible way. 1 could not go off that sldo without passing It, so 1 prepnred to exit' with haste. "Turning, 1 was doubly horrified to sc mother Hon on the other side! ' i was caught like a mouse In a trap. 1 dnrcd not go off the stage; I dared not show my discomfiture to tho audience. There wan only one thing for me to do sing. So I sang in desperation, hoping that sumo one would come and Like thoso lions awaj . They told mo afterwards that I sang nlnoty-elght versos! Hut I think that was unkind. "I wondered how long It would tako thoso two brutes to make up their minds to come Into tho full glare of the footlights, and I had Just prepared to leap Into ,ho stalls, regardless of the consequences, whon 1 heard tho honrso volco of ono of tho tage hnnda say: "Ere, 13111, these two chaps aro too far forward. Glvo a 'and with thorn, will yer?' And com. Ing up between tho two Hons, they lifted thorn bodily. They were pa. pler-machol"
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Traveling through the stato of Iowa tho other day. and Iowa Is no oxcoptlon to the story about to bo related, tho writer was shown a farm that was offered three years ago for $250 an lere. That appeared to be a high figure for land upon which the owner dopondod upon tho crops of corn, hogs nnd cattle that could be ralsod upon It. Hut it wasn't. A few wooks slnco tho farm changed hands at $325 an acre. Over In Illinois, down In Indiana, up in Wisconsin, ncross the lino In Minnesota, tho same exportonco was met with. And then atten
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enhanced at the expense of land values in the "United States. In face of tho fact that land values In the United States are Increasing the reasoning scarcely holds. The reason for tho advanco In value of Canadian lands is partly accounted from tho fact, admitted by this paper, that Canada's virgin soil will produce "greater crops of grain with less labor." Hut
that Is not tho only reason. During the past twelvo months 320,000 people have mado Canada their home and these aro mostly of the farming class. They want farms, and the demand as well as tho wealth of tho soil Is regulating tho price. A study of tho Increase in tho acreage of land put under crop Inst year, which can bo had from any Canadian government representative, will prove the point, that the demand Is Increasing at n greater ratio than even the most sangulno would havo predicted. Too Fresh. Will you promise to support my daughter In the style In which she Is accustomed if I consent to your marriage?" demanded old Skinflint, when Dobby made his formal proposal. "Well, I I'll promise to be tolerably close with hor, Mr. Sklnlllnt," said Dobby, "but you know, I'm a softhearted cuss, and I'm afraid sho'll be able to wheedle a few things out of me that you were strong enough to re-
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