Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 24, Jasper, Dubois County, 24 March 1911 — Page 1

crafirf 'OL. 53. Jasi -er, Indiana, Friday, MARCH 24, 1911. No 24;

, . )i than that of anv ser . the eobrn. In fact, m f,r tit- bite of the creature A wound from its hoik

"No, I didn't" '11... .1 ...Ml

i i-.-u iiii'u.it win ujcuec you

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The Bird of Death, 4 the abode of the Childhood uP to Date. , . ful feathered creature kittle Harriet hard broken the lid , t ,. st. . !n t of oruitholo- of the box in whieh her blocks had , , f il rpir n'tloob, or "biro ! com0' Calling her to account for it. Tin- venom of this bird i ,icr mother said:

"How did the box lid gel broken ?' "I entted down on it when J wasn't iookin'."

inting pains m everv, "i, non you dun t mean to do . . .. h .,K- 1n:a nf e:ttht H ?"

!i i hearing, convulsion, rortiiin (lea til.

this time.

A Disciplinarian. Muwcr can save herself the ll.a Ilobson was most popular: bovver of toniin' me," replied ITar- , two voung and unmarried i riot. "I'll scuse mvself if I need

..f (Vnterville's school Fcusm . That's my own play toy 1 T!.y did not propose to broked." Chicago Xpws. . . ' luir.qe of teachers in dis- ,' i It Didn't Matter. i think Miss Ilobson pays A'mn? tin- v itor to nn art ex- . - 'igh attention to disci- hibition in Edinburgh were two old - i-zo'ted one of the elderly ,a,!je from the country. They ex , j -clinnl committeemen on1 nniincd w'th great interest the taruo of a oung Oreek. under

neath whir-h wore in-Ti!rl the worK ""Executed In T-rra ta." "! 'Tf is Terra Cottar" aT the elde- of the two, turning to he

a much," said Ilenrr; coinpa-.imn

Ws, one afternoon I was J navon 1 inc !""sl 1 ca rem. at No. 3, and Miss Ilobson th "hoFwh.de time -everv min- Ah- Wl " 'rved the fire---;.r.ervinjr order id that fJ'aker as they pat 1 on. "it doe

ma in urn maiier. nie poor mar who was executed is not the less U be pitie1, wherever it may be." London Mail.

nine'

Whv, of course she

t wr.-:it ueni oi auenuon to -d F.d Porter hastily, v.t- r.'-M-r liad anvbody else be-

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Wisc'om of the Young.

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I brought to this country n strüig ' race horses, and at the close of t

A Great Change.

Several years ago Lord Clonmc

o

the

6eason Phil Dwver pave a banque

m his honor, bheriff Tom Dunn o

New York was called upon for a

speccn.

fFaith and this is the wondorfu

countrv!" said Dnnn. "I was a poo

Irish lad, and me dear old mother

God ret her soul, hardly hud pen

I intra cuuujii iu uiiii iiiu uim. auu

t here I am tomirht sitting chcok by

"I net: such a child! You jowl with IOrd rlonmel himself

ra't -. ri kuow enough to come j "Wlij, me friends, back in ine old i Tipperary days -I eouldn't get near

.uai i.i mn hys aooui enough to hi lordship to hit him

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THE GUILEFUL TOURIST. lie is the disastrous effect of an unknown cause a bunion upon the body politic to himself and a source of regret to common humanity. In at least one respect he is a son of mongrel between a man of leisure and a homeless omhan. He has more leisure than anything else, and even his step-father refuses to recognize him, as his own child. He has seen better days and worn good clothes, and played high, low jack and the game with people of prominence an1 respectability, and he has stood in the old home choir and sung "A Cross to Keep I Have," and he has always tried to keep it. But his Prince Albert coat and his credit seem to have gone thundering up the flume together. They have gone to join the angels; and to him they are as a tail that has been amputated. They are numbered with the reminiscences of the dear dead and gone, and their remains a-e slumbering in their respective pigeon-holes of last repose o i the cold, cold shelf of other limes, in the brick store of the clothier with whom he negotiated and mingled in the days when he was young and full of ambition and tolerably hard up. m Pie comes from the four corners and two or three sides of the earth. He would come fiom the center and other intermediate points also, but modern science and the allwise and everlasting railway corporations seem to have been indifferent to'the hHo of glory that will crown the imperial brow of him who goes forth like a little Christopher Columbus and navigates the globe. As yet no cut rates are declared, and no cheap tourist tickets to the intestines of the earth and return, good for ninety days, have been inscribed on the bulletin, boards of the modest scalper. It is furthermore said that cool zephyrs, strawberry lemonade, mountain scenery, speckled trout and spare built pantaloons are somewhat seldom in that region. He is not constructed like the average tourist, who bids farewell to home and friends and "The Old i )aken Bucket" and emigrates to the wild and woolly West to beard the mountain lion and the prairie dog in their respective dens and to repair a lame lung with ozone, light air and landscape, and to have a good time. He fails and otherwise refuses to pitch his little wigwam under his own vine and scrub oak, or among the pines and piety of Glen park as other well trained tourists do. He never dines on strawberry short cake and the remains of a young and tender barnyard hen. He don't pose in a doubled and twisted black and yellow striped new f angled machine called a hammock, catching flies and other aerial insects with his mouth, with one foot pointing upward and onward toward the summit ot Pike's peak, while the other rambles off in the direction of the new Jerusalem. He has never believed in 'rocking on anything since the lovely and never-to-be-forgotten Sunday afternon in the 'dismal past when he was cruelly and unnecessarily rocked by fifteen or twenty festive and unchristian youths, near a certain fish pond in the pastures of his adopted father. Tlie other boys had fresh fish for supper and he retired on his usual soup and a very lean and haggard straw bed. " He don't believe in doing as other tourists do, and he steers his anatomy away from the towpath in which they are wont to ramble. Pie wears several varieties of grins on his physiognomy, and the fragment of a hat on a very small head, and his general demeanor toward hie associate tourists indicates that he has neither religion nor all he wants to eat. He has a meandering look in his pale blue eyes and a long farewell is inscribed in rustic characters on his haggard brow. He is a swinefeeding; huskeating prodigal among men, an Ishmael upon the face of the land, and his name is not definitely known He has a long, lingering mouth that reminds one of thecorncribsof his ancestors, and a lor, descending tone that comes at intervals and meal time. It sounds like the last rose of summer and it carries one back to Ole Virginny and the other twelve original colonies and that great and good man Washington. He wears a pair of long lean pants and a cutaway coat. It has been cut away in the rear from the right arm downward and diagonally to the left pocket and there ripped the rest of the way. His shoes are scared with tin sands of time and the sage brush desert and white with the dust eff the alkali basin. Today he is here and tomorrow he may be not. He is fs uncertain as he is unsafe, and in the near hence the laudlady before mentioned will probably be wreathing with mountain spruce and kinnikinick, the motto, so dear to every well regulated household, "In God we trust" for the amount he shall continue to owe for board.

VILLAINY AND NERVES.

Th Rest Cure Might Have Made Nero i a Harmless Faddist. j Many overwrought villains of tho past, if they were alive now, would . be subjected to a rest cure, which, though it could not turn them into good men, miht make their vil- ; faiuy leas irrational and dni"erous.

The worst tyrant- f the middle ages and th rt-nai-atue. th' worst (toman en. pir. s.mh to us incom-prehi'ti.-b c moo"t-ri nf iniquity,

J men who u.n eu f -r the loe of it. j We should undertnd them better . if we considered how likely their way of living was to disorder their nerves. No doubt Xero. even if he

SLIPS OF THE TONGUE.

Even the Dignified Englith Butler Can Go Astray at Times. A attlo story which has junt found its way across the Atlantic from an English country house tells of the recent slip made by a new and nervous butler in serving hia master, a duke, at the luncheon table. Quiet, respectful and assiduous, he proffered a dish with the insinuating query: "Cold grace, your grouse ? The slip is so obviously a natural one that doubtless the tale it true. Thus far it is also unchallenfPfl hi npw nlthontrh -nrnhnhlv

, had been brought up in the most by the tinw it has made the modern way, taught from a chdd to round of the eoraebody will take an interest in nature and toldiscover that in its originai forra eat only the most wholesome things, it wag aD Atheniaa "chestnut" in would never have been a very useful thc davs of Socratcs. or pleasant person. But he might, An 'anccdote which at least behave been a harmless faddist or an b 3 to the same famil used to bfl mnocent if undistinguished minor ,iaughed over in eariy Victorian ?oey . drawing rooms. As it was, he was the master of Aniong he royalties, great and the world, with no one to prevent ntt, who oame to London for tha him from eating and drinking what you .s coronation there he chose or from taking whatever vas a ccrtajn srnall dried other nmvh,Mporac pleasure he was haiml bri ,lt eycd brifik Httle oM mehr ,1 to Xo doubt he exceeded reigning prmce of a tiny principalin eu -M : and sulrered from ex- jj0 was farawaj cousin to an treme irrtrh.htv in consequence, j'j, duke whose its in Ireünfort;:ntely ; he could indulge hw, land he viited bcfore returning. .xntab.hf without restraint If ,For his entertainment a village celwhen l.e f.- t cross of a morning ho Lv-hai, vna -n iu möa

ordered a senator to die the sena- and dan and Irisbh jiga tor did die. and be heard no more fod cl dances

oi it. .Moreover, uiere was aiwavs

fear to wr-?k upon a tyrant's nerves, and ü.vjip omperors became tyrants because of that fear. Domitian wa3

The gay old prince was delighted. He came himself of a race famous for its dancing. He still poscnccnil n rrrtnA nvn n ntiiolr aar onrl

a martyr to it though a good man ja U ht fot sa0 eveni of bus.r.ess If ho were a tode- ,at M of the tohm broker of today no doubt he would Vhisflin of Ws host,ß E0 he worry b.-rnself incessantly about the ldeavore(f to emukte Mne' o th, state of the markets, and everj' one;ff.

t would pitv him for his nervousness

J As he was a lloman emperor, we ( think of him as a sinister villain, I who killed men for the pleasure of it. '

The duke's solemn English butler was present, and his horror at such unroyal antics was reflected in his eyes. The prince perccircd it an3 clirvrwf inrr o cmsnn f ryifi n rrry

We ofteofbear talk of that tern- U w dcmanded imperiously: ble taedmm vitae irom which Ho-lEh! T th man nobles suffered We should ;lhinfc of Iny dan'ci ngr' call it nerves now, and our doctors r;tn.nnf . Ai;nA w

would prescribe a strict diet and a ried invvardlVj the butler's manner , course of golf or gardening for it. perfectbut his tongue betrayj But the Itornan noble did not know cd ansWired:

, now io ireau h. lie maae a lease

and drank deep and fast and crown-

"Your royal spryness i3 certain-

eu inmseit w.tn tlowers and tue There & ahout of laughter juext morning must have felt xttnd the duk '

T umn r,cr eui Bmce "e 'cried sternly: "What! Do you dare a homan noble he is a romantic fig-jto insinuate; that the priDe h ele.

lure to us and not a mere sufferer

from our modern disease of overstrain. Loudon Times.

vated that his viTacitj is due to 'any other good spirits than hi 'own?" I Before such an accusation thc poor butler's last remnant of comiposure vanished, and, turning wildly, with clasped hands, from hia highness 'to his grace, he protested earnestly: j "Xo, I never, sir, your royal grayjness; no, I never, sir, your icel" Youth's Companion.

Tlim i . one tl::v 1 never- realized antll I pin to e.. ,t ray bread upon the w; r." "Ami tlit Is?" "How uiauj noople are out for Jough." -I'liil ulelphlii Pre.s.

nv Periodical Published in Any Gentry Rea( the COURIER, I

r Or Anv Lanuae 4 All TYT

Mary's Wedding. A Maryland man recently married off his fourth daughter, the ceremonies touching whose wedding were given much attention by the "society editors" of the country papers in that region. A week or two after the wedding a friend who had been north for some time met the father, to whom he made some jocular reference in regard to the recent "event" "1

see by one paper," said he, "that

Mary's wedding 'well nigh beggared description.' " "Well," said the old man, "I don't know about that, but I do kimw'it well nigh beggared mel" Lippiscott's. Juil Some Badinage. Mr. Jigley The other dav I saw

quite an interesting educated pig Mum Pert Oh, of course I I luppose

Mr. JigW Don't ear it I Yon

were going to say you suppose I

iuukcu in me glass, weren't you? Miss Pert Not at all. J do 't :oneider you interc-h'ni 01 ed -?atcd. Catholic t aa ri ai 1

Bobby's Unfortunate Delay. He was live vears old. On this

I particular day mother had dressed

him w,ith unusual care and was very much displeased to have him come in with clothing dirty and torn. She had so often told him h must take his own part in the boys" scraps fight 6hould the occasion demand it. This he -would not do. And now she intended to punish him. Bob became very indignant and said, "Well, mamma, I just told tho boy I wasn't ready to fight, and when 1 got ready he was Eettin' on -:e." Delineator. -

Some time ago there lived a geatleman of indolent habits who spent his time visiting among his frienda. After wearing out Iiis welcpmo ia his own neighborhood he thought he would visit an old Quaker friend some twenty miles distant. On hi

arrival he was cordially received by the Quaker, who, thinking the visitor had taken much pains to coma o far to sec him, treated him with great deal of attention and politeness for several days. As the visitor showed no signs of leaving, tha Quaker became uneasy, but bore it with patience until the eighth day, when he said to him: "My friend, 1 am afraid thee will never come again." "Oh. yes I shall." said the visitor.

"I have enjoyed my visit very much

and stiall certainly come again." "But," said the Quaker, "if thea

wil! never leave how can thee coaaa

gainr,,--Philadelpbia Xedgur.