Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 53, Number 10, Jasper, Dubois County, 9 December 1910 — Page 8

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PARR PAWMP.HßPS.

4rt -ui the Attention of tn ' l Ftowl Kin. Rwrt ly tJlt statei 7JU Ar a 3r n .t)'r'l sdeMlien All Classes of Petjlt. t'ie following from mm,,, Mt,iit.de-rj,e?e." us

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T.Vonoh ..ni'i viili'iit ni tiie mnvnsli'

The proprietor of n tanyard biult j j8 called, w a tute iii-iiiution. Coi

pastry

r i. few

Makes the fine:

est,best flavored biscuit, hot -breads, cake and

Renders the 1s .11

ore ctigestiDie

a, .J'jELV PURE 1104. 8 ING POWDER CO., NEW YORK

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a staiul on ono of tho mom street? bemioutl tinre i

Ol u irgmia town lor uiu purpuar of polling loathcr nnd buying new hides. When he had completed the building, he considered, for a long time what sort of a sign to put up to attract attention to tho new establishment. Finally a happy thought struck him. Be bored an auger hole through tho doorpost and stuck a calf's tail Into it with tho tufted end outside. After awhile he saw a solemn faced man standing near tho door looking at the sign. Tho tanner watched him a minute and then stepped ouf and addressed him. "Good morning, sirrho aid. "ifonnrir!" said the other, without taking his eye off the sign. "Want to buy leather?" tusked the tanner. "No " "Ootr.nv hides to sell?" "Xo." "Arc vou a farmer?" "No." i .: "Merchant?" j : ,. "Doctor?" "Xo." '"Whut are you, then?" 'I am a philosopher. Pro been

standin r here for nn hour trying to

ii. t ti:ut fnendh

communiou between i he lender und the client that one scos in London

There is no rivntc otliei

where the person U!iip'rarily en.

,m missed lor iiioiicn may screen

tiimself from inquisitive eyes.

If vou nru in want ot money ana

3'ou have any portable property of th value of l francs or more you

take it to the nearest branch otlice

of the "mont-dc-piote."

The first thiuir that meets your

gaze is a "'jjuard municipal" patrol

ling up ami clown tne pavement out

side the entranoe.

With a feclinsr of wholesome re

spect for the majesty of tho law,

you now enter a largo room, oi which one side is occupied by

benches (very hard and uncomforta-

ble ones) and the other by halt a dozen employees behind a counter.

Having handed your property to

cierK wnose ucsk Dears wie in

scription, "Reception of Article," vou receive a numbered metal chek

In exchange and then join the ranks

of the expectant borrowers on tne

benches.

Thero are all sorts und conditions

of men and women, from the work

cirl who brin;rs her F.induy hat to

x.v. curies or

WAGONS

AND

figure out how that oalf got tlirough that anger hole." Boot 3trap. Ntetstary Than. "It ain't true," laid the milkman, "that we always put chalk in our milk." "Do you mean to say' demanded Mre. Hour'coep, "that pu never do It?" . "Well novo? ecept after n heavy rair when the water gita brown and muddy." Ohio Siata Journal. Her rroab.

RBI AGES,

-Aa4 Dtaler In-

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AgrioiiltniTAl ImpUmenti and Frtiliiri.

Otneral Repairing et Horse Shoting o $M

Nurta Main Street.

Jasper,

Ind. 8SS

TtlTD

rlze Offers from Leading Manufacturers

x!c on parents "Hint to inventors." 'Inventions neefed?'

I "Y. v tome inventors. fail." Send rough sketch or.modeljor

search of Patent Officp"records. Our Mr. Greeley was formerly. Acting Commissioner of Patents, and as such hadJull chargajrf the U. S. Patent Office.

iELEY& MANURE

Patent Attorneys WASHINGTON,, x. c.

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Parsoa AM do 7?u prvmlia t n

Bonor and obey ttils man? Bride I do! (bw Tork Sun.

Bonlh OB AlC7.

THE SAFEST AND QUICKEST WAY TO TRANSFER MONEY

i i l.lUJ

IS BY nee "Telephone ... To XiOCuI'Munngor of

CASTDBIA - i- T

ÄNl'ectablc Prcparationror As similatinß UicFoodancmcöulaÜnß Hie SloinaclB anrtBowcis or

tho L'reat !adv who brines her

jewels and whose motor er.r is wait

ing in the street.

Jiut if there is no Iratcrnity in the "mont-de-niete" ther.e is at leu.-t

Kiuality, and no precedence is given

to wealth or talnon.

When tho value of vow property

0 . has been estimated in another room

a clerk calls out your number and the amount offered, which you can accept or refuse. It is never more than half the lowest eclling price of . i

the object, as the valuer is reponsi bio for anv loss arisinsr from unre

AnnmoA T1fr1rrpa If von flPfpnt lm

offer your name, address ana profession are taken down by another clerk, and you must produce papers to establish vour identity.

The interest charged is only 7 per

cent ner annum, and thero is no

doubt that the state nawushons ren

der great service to all classes of

French people. ;Vndon standard.

Forced to Surrender.

The vountr man hau asked the

father for his dnuzhtcr and heen

Tefused.

"Then vou will not live nn

Jane?" he'hoarsclv demanded.

"I didn't speak in Volapuk, did I?" sneered Jane's father. The voting man ir.iied at the

door.

"I am considered a sood looking

fellow." he said. "Ladies turn and

staro after me as I pass along the street. Your cook smiled at me tonight while I lingered at the side door. I returned the smile. Xow

I will follow up this favorable im

pression. I will make love to the

cook. In a week we will elope !" Th old man turned nalc.

"IDon't talk like that I" he casped.

Ton wouldn't .bo cruel enough to rob us of mir cookl Xo. nol Xot

another word I Jane is yours 1"

Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Promotes Digcslion.Cheerfulncssandnest.Contains neitkr Opium.Morpliiiic nor"lincraJL NOT "NAELC OTIC .

CtanUdAim?

Aperfecl Remedy forConsUpflTion.SourStotnach.Diarrhoca "Vonns .Convulsions .Fcvcnshnf ss nnd Loss OF SLEEP. mm mhhhmm mmmmmmmmmmmm FacSunilc Signature or NEW YORK.

GAS For Infanta and Children. The Kind Vou Havf Always Bought

Bears the

Signature

EXACT COPY OF WTC AR SCR.

faX Use Y For Over

Thirty Years

MORA

THO OCNTAUn 0riY. KXW TOBlC CITY

LAM PERT & BOGKELMAN

General Merchandise. Shoes and Clothing, Dry Goods, Notions, vStaple and Fancy Groceries. Country FrnducH "HT anted! G-ivE us a Call. fcEoth Phons, Free Delivery West Sixth Street. JASPER, - IND.

Vttasons For Being Indignant.

T.hrro Trag tomethinc in the at-

i mnenhnrft which told him that

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Algy Jon (at the wnlc nd farra) Look here! You kmrar, 0onrt I cant

milk Uiere eonfoanl4 ww. Tlw

bensta keep turning aroaxi4 id at

bllnp at me. George Ivor, lr, Vt yon mtuftl blame 'em. The crirlM Ilk a hit

taint on LMhr.

Stain from IcatW art ramoved

ihm uaa of paraffin. It hkewlE

tf a brilliant pohth, To rtav

nrrT Tm limn IU1M TIIU 1UV

itaincd.part Tith -warm watar rlth . " V A V. ...,.-11

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PHOKE

lporatod.

Frar

Fearless and

Free.

Courier,

cjiemlcrt I: ratle ISc-wepaper thf.t eayB

luu it i ai i hotit asking your pvimierion. yTA The lion Äd 1 - re Jf b Print orimn is Jc5fCoiI I 1 ii ( ' n imicinl ptinliEg. ' f .

JASPEE, IND

outioap, then mb vlth anmioiua

diluted witn warm mit. ii v Waahabla, iJlüutt Mf UnjuMly Blamad. nf h tmreliahilitv of

circumstnntial evidenca, a lawyer

said :

Sanders McDowell, a coal heaver

of Peebles, said angrily to his wife

one night:

" Mlnvnrn lnnnptll. hOO many

times am I to tell ye I winna hae the children hringin' up coal in my

top hat" "'Hoot, Sanders, mon, ba rcalonable aaid Lispsth. Vve spoilk thts shape o' the top hat wi' yer funny head a'readv, an', since jre're heovin' coal all day, wot can a little extra coal dust in the headpiece matter?' " 'Woman, ye dinna gTasp ma argymcnt,' said Sanders. 'I only wear that top hat in tho evenin', an' if

I'm oot an' 1 tnk' it on. it .leaves n black hand around nm forehead. What's the rasoolt? Why, I'm accused on all aides o' waahui' ma fac, wi' ma hat on!' "St. Louis KoW-Democrat

thinira wer not. xactlv the same.

Wmmm-mn -

Silence ioUowed soon after the mtinl rrefltmps. but at lentrth she

apoke. rtArc you aware, sir,M she - .... i 11 T

began, 'That one hand ot tne uarfheldi aiatuo meannrea sixtoon feet

iv iwrhfls?'

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"So I haye heard," he noauoo,

VanriT in he addressed ftCailU

''The thickness of tho head from

Ar to eaT.,, she pursued icily, is

ten feet."

"Th nose ii four feet six inches

long." "Tlmt'a ripht."

--D" m-A k . 11 . ms. nm

Hie moutn ie inree icci ui;iuaa.

"I believe to. Just imagine it."

"The waist thirty-fire feet

around." "Y-vps. Whv?"

"Then will you kindly explain, air." she continued, "whv vou stated

hi the poem which you addressed to io that 1 reminded you of the Goddess of Liberty ?" -Ladi'cs' Home

Journal.

THE OLD EXCUSES

"There's no hurry," "I can

wait a little longer for my in- ! surance" have left many a family j to face a bitter fight with pov- 1

erty and privation. If there is one thing that should receive the first consideration of married men, it is LIFE INSURANCE. Now is the time to apply for a policy. Arch C. Doane Jasper Indiana

JasuEr Roller Mills.

ESTABLISHED

if Ma mm an mrivx bbbk

Str.st Lighting.

The streets of New York were

first lighted in 1097, the lighting heinw done hv'a lantern suspended

from a pole stretched out from the window of veverv seventh house.

The lighting of streets with gas was first tried in 1810 in Baltimore. Af Pliilanlnlnu a thriater was thus

lighted on Nor. 25, 18 10, tho first place of amusement in America il-

Inminutfitl in that manner.

Qas was first used for lighting hniisoa in Boston in 1822. It had

Wn used thirty years befforo at.

. -r 1

f Cornwall, ünglanü.ücrap üook.

'-tääfc . A.ECKERT, PROPRIETOR

Make the Celebrated P ATOKA LILY TLOV

Best Gcad in tne State of Indiana,

Phey Also Waat Tt our WHEAT

Aaö Dav the Highest Market Price in Cafö

Ship Stufi tor Sale at all times

ECKERT