Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 32, Jasper, Dubois County, 13 May 1910 — Page 7

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ADVISED OPERATION Cured by LydiaEPinkham's Vegetable Compound tiahnin, Kans. "A year ago last M im Ii I fell, and a fow days after t tp iaa soreness in my riuht aide. In a short tiino a bunch came and it lathered ruo so much at night I could not Biecp. it kept crowing larger and UV fall ft w.H fin largo as a hen's egg. I could not go to bed without a hot water bottle applied to that side. I had ono of the best doctors in Kn.ns.ni nrvl ho told my husband mat j. would have to bo operated on as it was flnrnntlifiif lil-n a t timor caused by a rupture. I wroto t - ym for advice and you told me not t. c't discouraged but totako Lydia h I'inkham's Ycgelablo Compound. 1 lid take it and soon tho lump in my yt lroke and passed away." Mrs. K li lit jjy, 713 Mineral Ave., Galena, K ins. I.jdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Comr -id, mado from roots and herbs f .is proved to be tho most successful v ii! Jy for curing tho worst forms of f. .tie ill3, including displacements,, i!,'' immation, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, bearinlown feeling, ilatulency, indigesti"ü, and nervous prostration. It costs l ut a trifle to try it, and tho result has been worth millions to many Eiiffcrlr.g women. Tf you want special advice write fork toIVIrs.lMnkharn.Lynii.fllass. ! It is f reo and always iielpf ul. URICON k r access ful remedy for Rheumatism and Diseases of Kidneys and Bladder. A $1.00 BOX FREE! " " 5' toe in stamps or coin to cover cost of f .- and packing and receive a ONK I' : ! VH box of L'KICON. One box ol . tulerful remedy has been sufficient :o many cases. Address THE UNION CHEMICAL COMPANY W13 Union Street FL Wa,ne. Indian Was Taking No Chances, "n.p upon a time a fond mother dif.-tj'proved of her daughter marrying. 1 h as the more awkward because 'a- young lady had picked tho young f m out. Also he had wealth. And 'j- mother, who was widowed, had !' ! wherewithal to furnish her i pbter with the variety of frocks i-'.d things which her youthful heart irjwd. "I might not object to the nan go uch," said the mother one i i.ing. "if you would only let me him. But here is a man whom I never set eyes on, and yet one ! r.i you Insist on taking for a husI don't understand such so- '" Tho daughter replied: "If I ' w Introduced him you'd Insist on r rring him yourself." Bonaparte's Resolve. I'olpon entered tho clubhouse j a frown a foot deop on his fore- i f I. and a temper not fit for publica-: Mille tonnerrcs!" he ejaculated. "If r play golf with Baron Munchau'caln may I end my days .on tho , -"-I of SL Helena." 'A hat's tho matter with Munch. ' 1 asked Caesar, looking up from t V r. P.. c agues tos copy of the Congressional Vou get nothing but bad lies all r th links," retorted the omporor. - I.tpplncott's. A "Crisis." mother of a seven-yoar-old lad - dally expecting a visit from the ' rk. and found the little fellow's con11 ' ' bo annoying that his father was d upon to interfere. i '"buy." said papa, "mamma Is quite ,!! and we aro afraid that If yon r not a better boy and mind your "hör, It will bring on a crisis. Now, n ijy, perhaps you don't know what a 'Isis Is." h. yes. I do, papa." said Bobby, b-'My, "it's either a boy or a girl." Judge. An Effectual Cure. ' -he wants to be a sister to me." " Vou can easily get her out of that notion" , How?" J Tr it her as you would a sister." The Appetite Calls for more Post Toasties Let a saucer of this delightful food served "ith cream tell why. "The Memory Lingers" Pkes. 10c, and 15c Postum Cereal Co., Ltd., Battle uieck, Mich.

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W. H Smith, Statistician of Owen ! vine, Ind.. Issues Book Which Stops Town Talk. Kv,,8rl0. ind. owonsvlllo. a! northeast of here. Is B'm to bo a gS b P es rtIItge wl)ere oMW etrlctly to tholr own huslnos and whoro "talking over the back fences' Is n thing of tho past. This condition was brought about W. W. Smith. by W. W. Smith, who Is called the statistician of the town. Smith has recently published a book entitled "The True Hocord of Owensville" In which Is found births, deaths, marriages, accidents and the like for tho Inst year. T'p to the time the book was published the town people found a great many things to gossip about, but now Instead of gossiping-, thoy go iu wie book and And out what they want to know about auy thing that has happened In the town for the past year. Mr. Smllh has ascertained that Ave per cent, of the population of Owensville are widows. Seventy-five goodlooking and marriageable widows live in the town and most of them own and manage their own homes and many of them are In good circumstances. There Is a "Widows' Row" In the town that la pointed out to all visitors who happen to go to Owensvllle. Smith's book on town events and the widows has enjoyed a wide circulation and Smith has given it out that ho will publish such a book at least once a year. ROOSEVELT CALLS COWBOY I Former President Asks Capt. Seth Bullock, Friend of Plains, to ! Meet Him. j Deadwood. S D Captain Seth Bui- j lock, who received a letter from Theodore Roosevelt asking him to Join the j ex-president In London about May 2. i is United States mnrshal of South Dakota and has had a picturesque career. He has figured In many sensational encounters and never got the worst of iL At President Itoosevelfs Inauguration he led a company of Capt. Seth Bullock. Black Hills "cow punchers" and has heen a close friend of the ex-nrosl dent since the early "SOs. Darwin's Religion. Darwin came of Unitarian stock, and was never much of a believer In theological systems. In reply to a question that had been put to him In a letter he wrote over his own signature: "I do not believe that any revelation has ever been made." Upon the questions of God and the future life lie was an out-and-out agnostic, claiming that they were matters that had never been settled and concerning which he had no right to make any statement. Ho nevor once denied the existence of a personal God or a future for men after death, but contented himself with saying, "I know nothing about them, one way or the other." The Cormorant at Work. How a cormorant dives for sen trout and gets them is told by a writer: "I had the cormorant under observation only for the space of five minutes, and during that short period It had captured four sea trout, all of considerable size. After belli inder water for a few seconds the bird would reappear with a sea trout vrlggling In Its bill; but in spite of the victim's desperate efforts to escape It was deftly swallowed, and after a few gulps the cormorant would resume its fishing operatloas:"

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MORE THAN TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE SEE COOPER DAILY

During L. T. Cooper's recent stay In Boston. It Is estimated that sixty-five thousand people talked with him and purchased his medicine. This Is an average of over two thousand a day. His success Is so phenomenal ns to cause universal comment both by the ruuiic arm me press. There must be a reason for this. Hnm i. Biven In his own words by .Mr. Cooper luiumcwoa on tne subject lie said; "Tho Immense numbers of neonle nuu um canine on inn linr in n, Is not unusual. I hav hni th. ,, .V O .A A A4 V. exporlonco for the past two years v uiTuvor i nave gone. The reason is a simple one. It is because my modiclno puts the stomach in good conditlon. This does not sound unusual, "ui. it is in ract the key to health. The stomach is the very foundation of life. I attribute 90 per cent, of all sickness directly to the stomach. "Neither animals nor men can remain well with a poor digestive apparatus. Few can be sick with a dlgestlon in perfect condition. As a matter of fact, most men and women today are half-slck. It Is because too much food and too little exercise have gradually forced the stomach Into a halfsick condition. My medicine gets the stomach back where It was, and that Is all that Is necessary'." Among Doston people who are staunch believers In Mr. Cooper's theory, is Mr. Frank D. Brown, of 57 Bloomlngdalo street, Chelsea, Mass. He says: "For five years I have sought relief lor indigestion, stomach trouble and dyspepsia, spending nearly all my wages with doctors and obtaining no results. I had dull pains across my back, radiating to the shoulders. I had splitting headaches, which nothing seemed to cure. There was a gnawing and rumbling In my stomach and bowels. I was troubled with vertigo and dizziness, and at times almost overcome by drowsiness. "I felt tired and worn out all the time, my sleep was not refreshing, and I would get up in the morning feeling as weary as when I went to bed. My appetite was variable ravenous at times, then again nauseated at the sight of food. Sometimes my face was pale, at other times flushed. I was constipated and bilious, and had catarrhal affection in nose and throat. which caused me to hawk and spit a great deal, especially in the morning. I heard so much of the Cooper remedies that I decided to try them. After taking one bottle, a tapeworm 50 feet long passed from my system. I felt better almost immediately. All my troubles disappeared as if by magic, and my improvement was rapid. I now feel entirely well, and can honestly recommend Mr. Cooper's medicine to anyone who suffers as I did." Cooper's New Discovery Is sold by all druggists. If your druggist cannot supply you, -we will forward you the name of a druggist in your city who will. Don't accept "something Just as good." The Cooper Medicine uo., Dayton, Ohio. The Doctor's Data. A Howard girl who'was uncertain as .o her exact age, as her father and mother were not agreed on the year of her birth, decided to go to the physician who "attended the case." Ho said: "Why. certainly, my dear girl. I'll go and examine my old books." When he came back to report, he said: "I And your father charged with a girl baby born on tho 'steonth lay of April. 189 , and I also observe De still owes me for you." Howard (Kan.) Courier. Nuff Said. "How did Jones got those two black eyes?" "Hunting accident." "Why how?" "Ho was hunting trouble and I happened to moot him." Cleveland Lender. His Face Was Turning Yellow Someone told him that eallowneas was causal by an inactive llvor. He to Ran taktns NATUKK'S IlKMEDY, his natural color icturnetl. Iits brain el on red. Hlallvei waa nRiiln active. Nit tablets never fall to correct the liver, they remove the bile, nid UlEeMlon nnd tone the system. Better than Pills for Uver Ills. Tnke one tonlcht and you'll feel lietter In the mornliiB. (Jet h e Hox. All DniKjrlsIs. The A. II. Lewis Medicine Co.. St. lunula. Mo. Her Way. "If you would wear button shoes," suggested her father, "they would not come untied." "I know it," replied she. "and If they did not come untied I could not ask n person whom I have in mind to tie them." The Man Lower Down. "The beef trust doesn't worry mo any." "What then Is your worry?" "Tho markotmnn who won't trust." Doston Herald. nrd. AVrnk. Vnry, Wnlery Eyrn. Relieved Hy Murin live Itemcily. Trv Murine For Your Kyc Troubles. You Will i I.lKo Murine. It Sootlirs. S0c at Your , Drueir1M. Wrltt Kor Kye Ilnok. I'mMurine Kye Homeily Co.. Chicago. ; Where good thoughts germinate there Is the growl h of true greatness and goodness. Lee. DON'T SPOIL YOtllt CLOTHES. Um? Kcd Cross Hall Blue and keep them rrbite as mow. All grocer, 3c a package. Kven a truthful man Is occasionally frullty of exaggeration. 0n1tpaltrm canv many eriont, dlraii. It Ii thoroudhlj rurt by Doctor llrrr" 1'leaunl FtUala. Ooea Unllte. thrv for cat turtle. Let each man think he is the ob mi a or the time.

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No Kidney Trouble In Three Years. Mrs. Catharine Kautz, 322 Center St , Findlny, 0., says: "Four yoars ago I became afflicted with kidney trouble, and rapidly ran down in hoalth. I sufforod from backache and other kidney disorders and was languid and weak. I doctored and used different remedies but became no better. Doan's Kidney Pills cured me and for three years I have beon free from kidney trouble." iteinombor tho nnrne Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fostor-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. VERY MANY. Cjto ' rn "Oh! you're not so many!" "I guess I am; I'm one of triplets." Our Hebrew Fellow Citizens. It Is said that the total number of Jews in the United States Is now not less than 1,600,000, and may reach a total of 2.000,000. There are about 1.000.000 Jews In New York city, 180.000 in Chicago, and 100.000 In Philadelphia. Several other American cities contain from 30,000 to 80.000 Jews. Throughout the south In the largest towns the Jews are coming to exercise no mean influence as factors In the business world, and the positions of influence occupied by many of the people gives the race a power far beyond what might be indicated by its numbers. It is said that there are about 3,000 Jewish lawyers and 1,000 Jewish physicians in New York city. Jews own some of the greatest daily papers in the country, such as tho Philadelphia public Ledger, the New York Times, World and Press, the SL Louis Post-Dispatch, and the Chattanooga Times. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications, as tbry cannot reach the dttunl portion of the ear. There Is oolr oae war to rurv flr fnWL. unit lht I hr nr t ... ( L.. i 1 1 . .. v. ...... ..... .t'kl. I I. f. .3. DatnrfcS 15 caused by an InOameU condition of the mjrous llala of the Eustachian Tube. When tuls I tuj H taSamed you hare a rumbllnc sound or Imrrfvt hnrlnf. tut rhM It I. . 1 1 ..i .. . r oea is the result, and un!-w the InOacsmatioa can be l tales otit and UUi tube mtorrd to Iu tormal coodl- , tlon. heari.n; will be drstrurrd forever: nuc cases v.. ... ,ir u-u uy -Ait u v dkq w running but an Inflamed condition of the mucoui surfaces. We will rive Ot-e Hundred loUars for any caw of pcafneis traiweti by catArrb) that cannot tw cured by H.iH's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, tree. F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo. O. Fokl by Drancfau. rv. Take llaSs Family I'tlls for constipation. The Last Word. Determined to have the last word, the woman hunted through the dictionary and soon -merged triumphant with a list of 3,000 framed from "Constantinople" and received thorefor one year's subscription to the Joyful Home's big prize contest. Judge. All Tired Out. Do you feel dull, occasionally out of sorts? Headaches ami Dizziness? Tho fault Itf flfhfr t!th vnur crnmanh n. vnnr llvor. The safe, euro and easy way to Ret rid of oitlier trouble is to tak NATURE'S ItKMRDY. Take an Nil Tablet to night It will sweeten the stomach and regulate ine nvcr. Kinneys anu uowois. .rMsy-sure to at-t riot ii liiw Th a rr r ..-! Medicine Co.. St. Louis. .Mo. Skepticism. "Pa. what Is a skentlc?" "A man who will not eat chicken salad because he bellevoä it is sinful to butcher calves." noon nousEKnrciT.ns. Ute the hot. That's why they buy Red Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers 5 cents. Some of our first Impressions were made by mother's slipper. ,. . rEUUV DAVIS I'AIXKII.I.KR I an unoce of pn-rrntlon" Hl ai a pound ol cure" Kor howrl trouble, kln round. cuU. and otber III, tfc tu! 10c titet Many a young man is willing to marry an heiress in spite of iL Mr. TTImlow'n Soothing Syrup, rorrblldrro toothltif. ft-nitrirura rrdur-vln-Sjuiiuatiunlukpaln.curriwtnJcullc. Zkix totU. Always keep Imagination under con trol. When a woman sncnk

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