Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 27, Jasper, Dubois County, 8 April 1910 — Page 8

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the CelebratePAfOKA LILY FI.OTTB Best Otade in tae State of Indiana. Tbev Also Want our WHEAT ' AH uav the Highest Market Price in Up onraaiJJhip Stufi for Sale a( all tinm

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Banker' Daurtiter The baron Iotm "c He proposed to nie today, Her Friend Then he loves you. Hat

ao you Know whether be loves any tl80?-Juf?end.

DUMAS' AUDACITY.

IF i ii i mm j A Unlau Literary Scham of iht '

flrtat Pnnch Writer. American readers are a.vustomed

to .surprises in their newspapers,

dui imugme their n?toni?hmont should some favorite journal publish in good faith, in daily installments und adapted according to the notions of some staff - writer, a

classic such as. for examnlp.

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uante-s "lniernor let the astonishment to Melted wohin nnt h

without a parallel in the .annals of

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toniste lor a i'arisian newspaper. When Dumas tho lilar -waa oAit

ing his journal, Le Mousquetaire,

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One KBect of Good Werk.

I 8. P. Wagner I I "WAG ONS o I I ARRIAGBS, & 111 0 And Dealer In o; 6ts : 5j M Agricultural Implement H" ' and' Fertiliser i p f p p ' General Repaning it Horse Shoeing j g c p

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Jasper. Indiana.

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ur Anv Language.

'Great heavens, neighbor, what'a 4a ppeued burglars, flro or whatf' "Nope; m' wife's cLurch la holding a rummage sale to get money to citfe heathen."

Grim Humor.

"I never do have any luck. Saw

laslns toothache has begun Just at the moment tbnt I was mine tn tL-

life, and the nearest dentist llrcs at

least three leagues from here ppi-

ilele.

iftin FfiPPS. onp of h! aaaietanfa

who was an eiceptionaUr fine Greek

caomr. was one aar niiiusiatio-

ally expatiating upon the beauties

of the "Iliad" and tha 'Odvaar.'

' Dumas grew most interested. 1 "If only you could read them ia the original," sighed Faires.

-wny not."" asked üuma. "But," exclaimed Fagea, "mj dear fellow, you don't know alpha from omega 1 "Will you translate for me?" asked Dumas eagerly.

Accordingly Jbages undertook the

task. Beginning with the first

book of the "Iliad." ha would road a

m , . ....

line oi tue lireok and then give a literal translation. Dumaa quickly caught the spirit of the epic. Aa

rages read he wrote a translation

and Burned it.

"In the name of all fk antiAnfa

M. Dumaa." exclaimed Faoroa "Knt

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you are signing your name to the Iiiad!'"

"Certainb." resDomded "Dum

that 19. to mv veraina of it. Tf

W ml - w m W

will aDDear aa a feuillAfnn in T

Mousquetaire." Fages wai filled with dismay, aa he afterward related, but Kpfnr

sucn audacmr and narret h t)

helpleas. How was he to continc

a writer accustomed to eTery tri umph that he was too bold ? And BO the next dav an inafoll.

ment of tho "Iliad," aa rendered in

nan an nour or so by a man who could not read thn ßroplr InK.U

aDneared at th bottom Y rvo era

of Le Mousauetaire, with the -note, "ContimiPrt1 m nr noT-

This enterDrisinfr bit of innmoT.

ism raised such a storm of criticism that Dumas waa Dersuaderl to li.

continue it after the third installment, thoueh it -vra9 doubts flint

he quite undcrstoo? vhat was the A , 1 1 ft. Tv ...

irouD:e. öt. l'ntu i'oe -r Press.

Afclaba Preoaration For As -

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The Kind You Havt

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In Use ir Over

Thf Years

CAS i OR IA T MMTkua mnt. new Ton orrr

Young Wife (who has cooked thedln ner for the flrst tlmel-Whuterer rrlll

my husband say when he Bees that i

nnve quite spoiled the Joint? Cotue, Annn, we will toss who shall take It la to blm.-Fliesende Blatter.

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JAÖrER, - IND.

Patronize the COURIER'S Advertiser's for bargains.

Real Ncf For Hurry.

Auutie (upon her return, to BoinAwhat peBlmlfltlc nephew) Did Tommy play rlth you wblla I waa out, darling-? U didn't make you cry? Nephew He made me err a Uttu

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Tommy-Ob, Philip, I mad yoa lacs aearly all the time mother waa out!

isepnew well, I laughed till I triad.

Aa to Couraga.

Trainer. Wlf tto hr k,mh.L.

Coward! Come out of thar anri mi

tie face o face, b? you have a dro ef

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Tho Gentleman with the Bonnet Uoi

Don t stop me, old chap! Don't stop ! I've pot n ncrv hat for my wlfi

n nere, nnu if I'm not quick It'll t

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