Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 26, Jasper, Dubois County, 1 April 1910 — Page 3

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WASHINOTON.-ifB hard enough to WT have constituents in any event. ut it s much harder to have 'em for I next door neighbors. ni,le nSl'ntnUve Slm 18 th only I I epub lean member of the house from , A irginla. This, is of course, a Republican administration. So when anybody in Virginia wants anything he comes to Slerap. in JMm, no S,on,P 18 'wins a problem n little. The town of Bristol is split up between Virginia and Tennessee. Representative Brownlow of Tennessee, Uko Slemp. i8 the lone Republlcan from his state. White House influence is divided. For 0 years a Tennesseein has been postmaster of Bristol. Brownlow wants a Tennesseean to be postmaster. Butthepresldent has appointed a Virginian to the place. Tho appointment still lacks senate sanction, so that Brownlow has not given up hope. Slemp is smiling, for the reason that the senate is not considering his man's name Question of Ethics MR SHERI.EY was making a speech 1T1 in the house several days ago , when Representative Clayton arose I nnd asked: "May I interrupt the gentleman?" i Mr. Sherley Certainly. , Mr. Clayton To say that the genj tleman from Georgia was unavoidably J taken away and is not present. ' Mr. Sherley I thought the gentleman wanted to ask me a question. Mr. Clayton 1 wanted to ask the Sherley I would rather go on with my romarks but Just ask the question. Mr. Clayton That Is to say, does the gentleman think thnt any man who In falling circumstances goes to a man who has money, within four months of his failure, and says to him: "I am about to fall; I am in an embarrassed position; let me have n thousand dollars and I will prefer you." Do you think any sane man Senator Burton and THE senate committee on commerce, of which Rurton of Ohio Is a member, was Just about to begin Its afternoon session. Senator Frye of Maine, chairman of the committee, sat at the head of the long table. Burton sat midway toward the end from Frye. Presently Burton pulled a cigar from his vest pocket Ho lit It, rose and stalked up the room toward Frye. Frye looked at him quizzically. Well. Burton," said the Maine senator, "I'm glad to seo you have one vice." Burton held his cigar botwoen his thump and forefinger like n boy learning to smoke. "Ah, senator," ho said, "I have many vices; 1 have many." Frye only grinned a little at that. Burton came closer to him. How Congressman's rr (fox rviR -T- J- 'loea you SECRETARY HORN of the staff of Representative Gaines, Is a Foxy Qulller. The other day he sent out Invitations to a number of other secretaries for a lunch In his office of a certain night. "Fine," said the surprised secretaries." I'll have n pretty girl for each of you," said Horn. "Finer." said the secretaries. He had the lunch nnd tho girls. He had spent nearly six dollars, though some of the secretaries said afterwards that they had an Idea that the girls had brought tho lunch. It Is not of record whether the lunch was eaten before or after Horn unfolded UIS Hille BtUVUIW. I In any event, before each secretary and each girl bad left, they had ad-.

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Over a Postmaster TOur r-ar8 BKO the lntf nnnroisnl. tlve Campbell Slemp. father and predecessor of the present representative from tho Ninth Virginia district, and Representative Brownlow, who comes from the Tennessee part of Bristol, agreed, so the Virginians say, that If Eli Warren, a Tennesseean. were made postmaster a Virginian should be named as assistant. The Slemps put forward no eandMntn fnr , place and Warren got the appointment on Brownlow's indorsement. But the Virginia representative now says that as soon as this appointment was confirmed Brownlow put In a Tennessee man as assistant. At this stage the president enters. As soon as the younger Slemp got his congressional seat he acquainted Mr. Tnft with the situation and told him that it was about time that Virginia was given some recognition in the patronage in this divided town. The president thereupon sent to the senate the nomination of a man named Goodell. Tho Tennessee side of Bristol then got busy. A bundle of tele grams was sent to Brownlow. Brown low took an ascension. As soon as he came down he proceeded to the White House. His protests acainst th vir. ginla appointment were vigorous. As a result Goodell's namn hn ,00n held up. Raised in Hou se will let him have that thousand dol- , Jars? Mr. Sherley I will Eay. if you will , read the law, you will find the express provision that he can get a mousand dollars and cIva kpphHv for it, and there Is not the slightest reason why a man should not lend it If he wants to. Mr. Clayton That Is not an answer to my question. Mr. Sherley That Is ray answer; I i am not going to answer it as the ! gentleman wants, but I have an- j swered it according to tho law. Mr. Clayton If the gentleman will not be so much in earnest and a littie more dispassionate Mr. Sherley Permit me to make i my speech. After 1 make It you may make such criticism of my manner as you choose. I Insist upon consuming my own time. Mr. Clayton May I interrupt the gentleman? Mr. Sherley The gentleman cannot. Mr. Clayton I am very sorry that the gentleman's argument Is so vulnerable that he cannot submit to an interruption. Question: Was the expressed regret Justified or genuine? the Tobacco Habit You smoke, do you not. senator? he asked. ' Oh. yes, I smoke." Spectators thought Burton was about to produce for the gentleman from Maine, but maybe he didn't have another cigar. Anyway, Frye got an answer to that old question: "Is this an interrogation or an Invitation?" "1 smoke abont six cigars a day," Frye said then. "I smoke about that many," the Ohio statesman commented. "I don't smoke at all." chimed In Senator Xelson, who Is chairman of the Balllnger-Plnchot committee. "No." said Frye, "but you chew j enough to make up for It." j "l don't either," he said. He fished a chunk of plug from his : pocket It was about as big as your thumb. ! "A piece like that '11 last me a ' week." Then he shifted the lumn In his left cheek to his right If a "piece like that lasts the senator a day he must take one chew and keen It the whole day through. Secretary Got Help dressed about a thousand envelopes apiece. You see. It's seed time here; all the congressmen are sending Secretary Wilson's seeds to their constituents. Horn saw a monumental task before himself. Hence the pretty-girl-tOüptlng-lunch Invitation. Now a number of pretty girls and secretaries are wondering who got the best of It. The party Idea in this connection has taken root, too. One secretary has a scheme to have a stag affair In his office. He will have cigars and pop. One of the New York members of tho house was In New York recently nnd met some of the state politicians. When the session closed n state senator owed the congressman a nice little sum which ho did not have about him. However, he forwarded a check very soon, nnd inclosed the following note: "Most unwillingly I Inclose a check. If It were such a debt as j'ou could sue me for, 1 am Inclined tu think I would not pay It. As it Is, 1 feel that I must pay It If I want to consider myself a geutleman."

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