Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 21, Jasper, Dubois County, 25 February 1910 — Page 8

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It Was New to the Dijhop. At an vmuualh largo dinner party, whore the guet of honor was an lnghh bihop, the butler, an elder y nmn, wn obliged to brinjf in front a friend's house an inexperienced lad to help luiu in the dining room. The awkward" helper an ! noyed the butler beyond enduranc with questions as to his duties. lie continued interminably until the butler, worn out and nervous, Niid ironically: "All you will neel to do is to stand behind the bidiop'g clmir, and whenever his lordship puts down his glasa you must reach over and wipe his ii.juth with a napkin." That silenced his assistant. But the vounar man actually took the or-

17 . der seriously, and as soon as dinner began he stationed himself behind the bishop, waited till his lordship had drunk and put down his glass, and then, as deliberately as his nervousness would permit, he opened out a large napkin and wiped the dignified oid gentleman's mouth! His Late Call. Gorafdine Must vom go ? Gerald Y03. I make it a point never to be late for breakfast JTew York Presa.

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links tomorrow. It's modal day. Tat-ler.

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"Ob. no; I can never trust my hus band npaln. I feel convinced be U :nrr ins on with the cook." "What makes you think that'" "Last night he kissed me In the lark."-Fließende Blatter.

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oro0"rOfo-l'0oootv:T.j.O'l o o o Prudcncc and V o o i-0-!-0!-0':'0-IO'J-O-hO-4'0'J-O-J-O':-if0v Dy M. QUAD. Copyright. IMS, by T. C. McClure.

1 rrudmu-e Smith and Kabcd Win tors j mut at Kieilltig ncliool ami were Im1 pressed wlih -acli ni'ter. Zabcd would I bavo uiarrk'd her If the Widow luj rose hadn't mixed In. She wautcd the j young inn 11 for herself, and In aweI some whispers she imparted the Infor

mation that Prudence Smith was 'knockkueod nnd would never be able to stand at a washtiib or run up ami down the cellar stalrj. The yotuip man was at once impressed. He ceased to spark Prudence on Suuday nights and assure her that bo longed to jump over precipices for her sake, and of course she resented It. She went about with her chin In the air and asked fur no explanations, and so relations weie strained for many long months. Then Zabcd 's mother found out what was the matter with him nnd set him right. The widow had lied. Zabcd made it up with the girl. The doves

came back again and turtlcd, a new date was set for the marriage, and Farmer Smith reached out his horny band for a shake and said: "Zabcd, gol dum your buttons, you're gluln' the real thing, and you orter bo the happiest man In Woodchuck county." Zabed was for about two weeks. Then Iioaeo (;ray. who was a widower and wanted Prudence for Iiis second wife, gave up s(nie information about Zabed. Winn lie bed Mvorn her to the iint awful MM-rery he confessed that tiie young man had a live froK In his

Ktomaeh and would probably s mad within two .tears and cut the throat of bis wife if he bad one. The frog had jumped down Za hod's throat one day when ho was drinking from the horse!

pond, and, though thousands of Inducements had boon hold out to him, nothing could prevail upon him t jump out. Well, where Is the young girl, no matter how her heart tunks with love, who is going to marry a young man with a live and growing frog In Iiis stomach? She can't be found. She wastft found in this case. Prudence Smith cooled off. on Zabed Winters, nnd ho went about with bis chic In the air and was too proud to ask for an explanation. It was a year before

one came. Then a ligbtniuir rod man

stayed overnight at Smith's, and after

supper be got to talking nbout fris. '

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had ever heard of a frog taking up in-( side quarter, a; d In- answered that

such a thing v. a uls lately iuu ble and beyond i.r f. Zabed Wülfers.

bad probably m 1 . 11 tisj and the tl-di lululu ' - ; -ov. . 4. l uf If left n:me he coi:M I - ümi- b fi hod for and eamrht. Thai f l the frog question, a d Za'nd - tin vd to' come aroe;( ai'd nal.o up. He t al hustle on him. a'id tin 1 1 '. es ' snug. soft ami low. .1 in v d " v. :t- ppolnted. and Fain.ei rtnith -t,,-,,. 1 Chopping word lung enough to , f.s d n hand and say: "Zabed. you gol duruo.l Idiot, don't you know when you've got a good 1 thing? Don't fool around any more." , Zabed didn't want to, but before It bod been decided which minister should marry them old Mrs. Snyder, struck Ids trail. She was too olil to marry, but not too old to utter a warn-) lag for the benefit of a young man

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The llutler-We've got a burglar lu the kitchen, sir. The Professor (absently) Ask bliu come again. I'm busy Just now.

'Willie, you aro Just as bad aa yo can be.M "Hub I I guess you don't know bow bad I can be."

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who had put in a day hocins her i:ar

den and refused to take pay for it She told him right straight out that Prudence Smith snored like a steam engine, that she had six toes on her right foot and only four on her left, that she had had St. Vitus dance when a baby and that It was sure to come back on her Rome day. It might not be

n year nftor marriage that Zabed j would come up from the cornfield I some afternoon and find her dancing j all around the dooryard and kicking as I high as a fence. That settled Zabed. He wanted Prudence, but be didn't J want a dancing dervish. More cold- ' ncfis, more strained relations. It was .1 full year before old Mrs. Snyder was proved a liar, and It took three months longer to make up and set nnothcr date. Things bad run smqothly to within a fortnight of the date when a tin peddler came along nnd bought a ; sheepskin of Zabed nnd then told him ( that Prudence Smith was deaf In the right ear, nearsighted In both eyes and j would bo tongue tied before she was two years older. Zabed hadn't noticed , the deafness or blindness, but ho be-, j lleved In tin peddlers and at once grew j

rngiu. itcsult. another year losL I Kate was still In the game, however. and when everybody, including the , two principals, bad made up their minds that höre would be no marriage 1 she came loafing around to do her duty. Farmer Smith nnd his daughter were In the village one day buying j calico and brown sugar when Zabcd ! Winters appeared. lie had occs to sell

. for hickory shirting. The lovers wero J rought face to face, but they didn't , speak. They th ught of frogs and St Vitus' dance and tord feet and were turning nway when Father , Smith reached out one hr.nd for his , dnuKhler nnd the other for Zabed and said: ! "Say. are you two gol durnod idiots'" I "Cm!" replied Prudence. , "Om!" refilled Zabed. i "If you wasn't you'd come along I with me to tho preacher and git married and hev this tarnaabtm thing net-

neu 10 once and fur good and all." Prudence looked at Zabcd. Zabcd looked at Prudence. Then they Bmllcd and edged up Bearrr each other, an aa boot kter tbtgr wtr man and wtfla.

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