Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 12, Jasper, Dubois County, 24 December 1909 — Page 8

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Opportune. It was just as the curtain was being rung up that kind hearted Mrs. ry ... .1 t . i.. i it.

uruv suuucmy romemoercü tne inquiry that she had intended to make about a sick neighbor. She leaned back and accosted Mrs. Bascom, who had just moved in next door to the eick friend. "Can you tell me," she queried hastily, "hnr old Mrs. Davis is?" A pulled and reflective look stole over the face of Mrs. Bascom a3 she turned for a whispered consultation with a third lady, directly behind her. Presently she bobbed bock toward Mrs. Grov. hor forehead puck

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Tho Truthful Child."

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Auntie (upon her return, to nouiowhat

pessimistic ucphew)-Dld Tommy play

wim you wiillo I was out. darllnir? IIo

didn't make you cry?

Nephew- Ho niado me crv a little

bit.

Tommy Oh. 1'hilln, I mndorou lauch

aearly all the time mother was out!

Nephew-Well, r laughed till I cried.

As to Courage.

Trahier'a Wlfo (to her husband)Cowardl Como out of thero and meet tao face to face. If you havo a dron of

Mood lu your veins.

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9 A Diplomatic ? 2 - Went. - S. o ö o.j.o-:-oi0'j-o-;-oo-j-oioo-joiov

Dy EDWARD S. SPINNEY. Copyright, 1500, by American Press Asho elation. J

I was tutoring a youth of nineteen. I had a faucy to o abroad in the

diplomatic corps, but an I had no in

lluoaco to secure an annointmeat l

kept my ambition to myself. Mv tumll.

Aloe Kirk, Hhould havo been ready for

college, but he was not, and It was

my part to pot hint ready as soon as

possible. His father, after turnInK

him over to me, wont to Europe. Be

töre louvlng ho paro me a singlo In Btrnctlon viz:

"Don't let any woman snare him

while I nm away."

I made a companion of Alec, and he

seemed to enjoy my society in prefer

once to that of youur fellows of his own age. He pavo mo his confidence In everything but one. A woatan

laid stoße for him. and he did not tell

me. Ills father had lectured him before golnj; away on his susceptibility nnd told him that I was empowered to forbid his attentions to any .woman. Alec not only failed to trust the matter to me, but told tho woman who was trying to snare him of my charge. She was smnrt enousrh to keen aloof from

nie, and I did not discover her or her

object till I was Informed of both by

tho housekeeper. I warned tho bouse

keeper not to divulge tho fact that I

unew of what was srolmr on. If 1

could save the boy I would put his father under obligations. Mr. Kirk

had reut nnlltieal Intluonee.

Alec wished the lady to win uv good opinion. She. supposing that I knew nothing of their affair, conseuted. though reluctantly. I was Introduced to Miss Martha Collingwood, iiged twenty-elpht, Impecunious, passably good looking and of a common family. 1 called on her with Alec and during the call manifested a friendliness that disarmed both. But while extending the olive branch I was sharpening the sword. I suggested that Miss Collingwood and Alec use the tennis court at his home and even offered If vo could find another girl to make up a set with them myself. 1 had In mind Miss

Gladys lloyle. a young lady who had the faculty of makim: the most rasn-

iug remarks with tho most kindly pretended Intentions. Knowing that there Is nothiug which will turn a man from a woman quicker than a feminine fipht.

1 1 hoped to use Miss Hoyle fur the pur- ' pose of drawing out whatever of temper Miss Collingwood might possess and intended that Alec should witness the scrimmage. We secured Miss Hoyle. and I chose her for my partner. Miss Collingwood opened the g-uvo. serving t" me. I sent the ball Uu k. nad sbe n-tumed

lt. It dropped j:t within tin line, but

l pronounced It foul.

"That wasn't foul." sal.l Miss Col

llngwood.

I looked at my partner for support.

'Certainly It was," he sal J.

"Sly eyes mum have devolved me.

said SIIsh Coillif-w. . d.

, "Some people nin't piny tennis at

all," returned Mis Hoyle. "on account

of their eyes. I thought I s:iw aoinc

thing ninlis with your. It's quite

noticeable.

There was an ominous Hash from

Miss Collingwood. She made no re

ply. and the game went on. My own game had opened auspiciously, and

fortune continued to favor me. Miss

Hoyle in volleying close to the net

sent the ball against Miss Colllmr

wood's nose. The latter dropped her

racuet and caught a trickling stream

or blood In hor handkerchief.

"You did that on purpose," she cried

casting a flashing glance at Miss

Hoyle.

"oxi flatter me. If I could lilt n

mark like that I'd enter for a chain

pionshlp," replied Süss lloyle.

Miss Collingwood was cettlntr rondv

for a rejoinder when I added to her

ruining by asklyg if she would pro

coed with the game.

"I don't think she'd better." Miss

Hoyle put In, "with that nose. It'll be

an tho colors of the rainbow tomor

row. Sly advice is raw beef."

"Some people are offensive with

tneir advice," snnpned the sufferer.

Pleasure had gone out of the game

for Alec. He proposed to ston nlnvlmr.

Miss Collingwood started for the house

to put cold water on her noso. Aloe

Instead of accompanying her. foucd

occupation in gathering the balls and

rackets. I whispered to Win to talre

juss noyie nome. She sin ne v

cepteu ins invitation. As the two

walked away Miss Colllntrwood turn!

and darted a llery spark. I saw her

nome, adding fuel to the llamn Uv tri

lug her that I thought .Miss Hovlo lud

sent tne ban against her nose on pur

pose and was trying to catch Aloe.

I supposed that I had onlr mwin n

ueginning, but I was mistaken. Wbnn

Alec and I met again lie confessed tn

mo that there had been nn nffnlr bo

tweon him and SIIss Collliieunml (nt

wmcn i expressed trrcat Hurortam lint

that It was ended. I kindly offered to

give him my advice as to the best

method of dropping It. The Illusion

had passed out of him. and nothlnc

conid bring it back.

When Mr. Kirk returned from Kn

rope I made no mention of his roh'h

escape, but he learned of It ntjd asked

me about lt. I told lilm the story, at the end of which he said: "Von Rliculd bo In the diplomatic corps. Tho first requisite of a diplomat Is absence of conscience. Judging from your acts In this case, you don't know the meaning of the word." I confessed that I had a hankerhiR In tho diplomatic line, and lio promised to sec the secretary of state in my inUrrst. The result was an appointment,

i ana, uaving begun with a small stroke, I am now making big onca.

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