Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 9, Jasper, Dubois County, 3 December 1909 — Page 2

WEEKLY COURIER

BUN HI). DO AN 12, Publisher. TASTER, INDIANA. Keep the milk supply pure and the water supply abundant. Safeguard the pnbllc health. Spain may surprise Klag Alfonso some day by demanding a twentieth century government. Street cars rocking with tho pungent odor of moth balls romlnd tho peoplo that winter Is near. No wonder tho earth Is shaking just at present. There are enough things doing on It to make It a trifle nervous. If Noah's ark was as mil as the Smithsonian institution soon will be. It must have been loaded beyond Plimsoll's mark. There Is reason to bellevo that henceforth tho groat white plague will occupy more modest quarters in tho census reports. Meals on railroad trains average 70 cents. Who boys them at a lower price than that to cut down your $1.25 check to the averace? Once in awhile, even bow, a man or a woman will die for love, but it doesn t happen nearly so often as was formerly the case. Gold worth f 11,000,000 is coming out of the Tanana valley. Alaska, this seaeon. It should suffice to fill quite a number of teeth. Servla seems bent on looking for trouble. The little kingdom will discover trouble is a thing much oasiar to find than to lose. We regret to say. John, that the average man is a willing worker whan he meets another man who Is willing to be worked. This grand old world would probably more along Jast about the same if the college professors never said anything for publication. Mrs. Harriman, who has 5267,000,000. is said to have no special plans for charity. But, undoubtedly, she could get one If she advertised. Nevada has an annual rainfall of eight Inches. When a good-sized shower visits the State, naturally the inhabitants think it's a cloudburst. Western crop and trade reports continue highly favorable. And big barvests ami good business in the West moan general prosperity for the coontry. a imcago man shot a motorman ! because he laughed at him. Of j course, motormen shi ld be taught I manners, but, there m if be methods less drastic. "Mythoraaaiac" Is the latest subject for the short and ugly word. It should apply only to fishermen ; but, like grafter, It may obtain a universal vogue. While It Is true that the poor we have always with us. It if also a certainty that some of the rich hardly ever allow as a respite from their divorce troubles. It is reported that a cross between a lemon and a cucumber has been developed. It would be interesting to know which was spoiled, the lemon or the cucumber. "Man ne-d not die unless he wants to. remarks a Philadelphia scientist. He probably takes It for granted that the high prie of living makes a good many men want to. Another man has been misiakon for a deer in the Adirondack. Ho is dad now. This is the open season for der. h it It should bo the closed season for humans. The amateur hnntors are already rptflnsr in their crop of human game. Ar.d it is part of the Irony of fato that i. . matter what bad Shots they are, :) ran always hit a man. The latest triumph of surgical i nee is successfully to remove a man's stomach. Some cynics say, h wever, that to tho vast majority of masculinity death is preferable. It was a prejudiced correspondent who cabled the story tha Mr. Hooseve't jumped behind a tree to escapo a charging elephant. Everybody knows Mr. Roosevelt would have riade tho elephant climb the tree. """" Glonn H. Curtiss appears to bo tho reigning aeroplano favorite. His victory at Brescia, Italy, supplements that at France, where ho won the International championship. Curtiss also receives $0,000 of the prize money, and this, in addition to the sums glvon In other contests, makes a total of $15,. 000 from these sources alone. And It is added that tho Curtiss aeroplano coat only $1,000. That Invention appears to have been one of the best Investments on record.

heroism to Order

THE D'RA.VE MH. COHEf "Mlndil I'hlllipstein told me you could tell me how to win her. Please do It." "Sure you can," said Mindll. "You can do anything. I said it to Plncus I said it to you or to somebody. Go nhfiad Tlorr KMnctnln ml nlt IX Leben how to win tho girl. He ought to be married long ago." ; A smile crossed the great detective's , face. "I have had something to do with most kind of cases, but never a love affair. I'll do my best, and I seldom fall. Herr Plncus Cohen, at tention!" "Zu bofehl!" said Plncus. saluting. He was a member of tho Kosenstein Minors and Sappers corps, attached to tho stato national guard. "Did you ever do anything like a hero? That's what wins women," said Ignnts. "Onco I stopped a horse that was trotting down the road without anyone in tho wngon. anil it looked as though it would run over Miss Sarah Mluzer. She saw me do it, awer did not think much about It. That's the nearest I ever come to doing anything brave. I can't bratabout it, though, Miss Goldwasser would likely laugh at mo." "Can you swim?" asked Mr. Ein stein. "It is one thing I can do fairly well." said Plncus. "Take her out walking along the East river some day. get a man to fall in for you. and then jump In and res cue him; It looks brave and probably will win the young lady." "Good idea!" exclaimed Mr. Phillipstejn. I'll be the man to fall in. I been the best swimer in Brownsvflle. Won a medal at College Point at tho Eisenstein Club outing last summer." "That man Is 111!" exclaimed Miss Goldwasser. "Look at him; I think he is going to fall Into tho river. Hun up and catch him before he gets In." Mr. Cohen would liko to have done so very much, as the wish to be a hero that day had entirely departed from him. Before, however, he had fairly started for Mr. Pbllipsteln, who now was only a few yards ahead, the latter had given a groaning cry and fallen with a splash into the river. Mr. Cohen echoed the groan. He just remembered that he had not prepared far lltmnfnt Intn tlia nlta. and wae .v. jugs. . V f . V. 11 nil , M t i I. n.i1 j wearing ms costly Sunday suit with his gold watch, and that a goodly roll of bills was In his pocket, which surely would be spoiled by the water. He began to take off his coat with no en thusiasm. Miss Goldwasser screamed "Help hlra! Get him out!" Mr. Cohen reluotanly approached the edge. Mr. Phillipstein had come to the surface and was treading water and floating along with the tide. He had on an old suit, and instead of a coat wore a tight-fitting sweater. "Save me," he said, and waved encouragingly to Plncus. With despair in his heart Mr. Cohen threw down his coat, handed his roll of bills to Miss Goldwasser and carefully entered the water. To make it reailstic Mr. I'hlllipstein clutched him with what he imagined was the grip of a drowning man and whispered: "I'll sink again aad pull you down with me. You are doing fine, only show a little more energy. You act like you was afraid." Whereupon Mr. Phlllipsteln sank into the water and dragged the frontied Plncus, who was a fair swimmer, but hated tho water, along with him. When they arose Mr. Cohen gave a loud cry. .Miss Goldwasser was running along the bank with a long stick in her hand which she had picked up and which she was trying to reach oat to the struggling men. "Just to make it seem more like the real thing," said Mr. Phlllipsteln. who was playing his part with much enjoyment and zeal. "I'll let go of you. go out a fewv foet and sink again. Then you got to dive for me, grab me by the hair and pull me ashore. I Ilk to bet you win her sure." And he again cried for help, and pushed out and sank, gasping and yelling for help. Mr. Cohen had gone as far as ho could or dared. He was more than ten feet from shore, weighed down by his clothing, almost exhausted and afraid to venture out any farther. He turned and struck out for the land, disregarding Miss Goldwasser's cries to help the sinking man back of him. Mr. Cohen found he could make no headway toward shore. Then sud donly his courage left him and a little hysterical panic came upon him. "Get me out!" he cried. "I'm los ing myself. I can't keop up any longer." Mr. Phlllipsteln took two strong strokes and reached the side of tho scared Plncus. Supporting him with ono hand he swam to land with the other. He dragged Plncus out on the bank and laid him down. The latter was fully conscious, and shame and fury because of his weakness and cow ardice possessed him. "Hero!" said Miss Gold wasser, in a rapture. "Sure, he is a bravo man,' said Mr. Phlllipsteln, as he helped Mr. Cohen to his foet "Did you see how he Jumped In for me"' "He's a hero!" Miss Goldwasser's tone was full of scorn. "Why, he even thought of his money. He saved that before he tried to get you out." She handed Plncus Iiis roll of bills. "No. bravo man," continued Miss Gohhvasser, addressing the astonished Phillipstoln. "You nro the hero. You saved him. You are the most daring man I ever saw. I admire a man like you." "Say." said Plncus Cohen. "Where should I come in?" "You tried to do something, said MlS3 Goldwasser. "But you were not equal to It. You had to be saved by tho man you wore going to hPlp." Miss Goldwasser looked a llttlo mys llflcd. "How was it," she asked of Mindll, "that you were so weak that you fell in and then strong enough to not only get out yourself, but bring Mr. (Jonen out wun you?" "A little falntnoss came ovor me," said Mindll glibly, as ho gazed with admiration at MIsa Goldwasser; "and

when I fell In tho cold water revived mo. Oy! oy! I'm glad I was ablo to

liolp this man. Tho two men soon dried tholr cloth Ing nnd returned to Miss Gold wasser She greeted Mr. Phlllipsteln with eiv thusiasm nnd during the car ride on tho street car back to Brownsville sho frequently referred to him as a hero and learned something about his position In society, which was excel lent. Going to hor relatives. Miss Goldwasser made further lnqulros about Mr. Phlllipsteln and found thnt ho was popular and prosperous, highly regarded as a line, smart man by all Brownsville. Miss Goldwasser Invited Mr. PhMIpstein to call on her, and ho promptly did so. A month lator the despondent Mr. Plncus Cohen read tho announcement that Miss Hose Goldwasser and Mr, Mindll Phlllipsteln wore engaged. New lork Telegraph. A GREWSOME STORY. Lady Cardigan Relates the Tragedy of Lord Ward and His Wife. Ono almost begins to think that, after all. wo aro not so terribly bnd in this twentieth century, when one reads stories like these. It looks a If we wero even a little bettor. Vice thero Is now; vlco there always will be In this Imperfect world, but at least we have the grace to be more ashamed of it now than they were in those days when Lady Cnrdigan was one of the reigning beauties of London. I remember, when I was a youngster, hearing of a certain Lord Ward who was a good deal worse oven than the Marquis of Steyne. Ho is a typical flgure of the corrupt so ciety of the early Victorian period: aud Lady Cardigan does uot spare him when she comes to draw his portrait. I do not know ihat ever a more grewsom story not oven In tho memoirs of Italian passion and Italian cruelty, as they figure in tho terrific pases of Dante than the story Lady Cardigan tells of this nobleman and the unhappy lady who was given by cruel fate and unworthy parents to him as a wife. Here is the beginning of tho story: Constance de Burgh was one of my preat friends. Sho was a very pretty, charming girl who married Lord Ward, who had always been consid ered a great parti by mothers with marriageable daughters. Constance was not in love with her husband, he had proposed, and she was told she must accept him. A dutiful daughter of rather colorless character. Constance u-jver dreamt of opposition. Marriage frequently means disillusion, and the Ward marriage was not a success. William Ward was a pleasant man but he had extraordinary Ideas of how to treat a wife, idoas which could only bo tolerated by a tactful woman who could laugh at them, and forget all the unpleasantness they entailed. Poor Constance was not tactful, and not accommodating. Her husband worshiped the beautiful; he had solected his wife partly on ac count of her beauty, and he treated her like some lovely slave he had bought. He had a strange, almost barbaric, passion for precious stones, and he bought quantities of them and lavished them on his wife. What pleased Lord Ward more than anything was to make Constance put on all her jewels for his special benefit when they were alone. He would admire her thus for hours, delighting In her lovely figure, and contrasting the sheen of her ropes of pearls with hor delicate skin, as she sat on a black satin-covored couch. The strange proceeding at first terrified and then disgusted Constance. She appealed to her father, but nor parents decided that her husband's peculiarities came within the meaning of the marriage vows, and she was told she must submit to her husband's humors. In time there came another man who was adored as a relief and a contrast to this degenerate; then there came a scandal, a rupture the wife turned out of her husbands house In tho middle of the night, although enciento at tho time, turned also out of the house of nor parents, finding refuge first In the rooms of an old servant, and then flight to Paris, illness, early death. But even In donth sho was pursued by the malignant destiny that had tortured, shamed, and then killed her, for this is what happened : On the evening of the day before her burial. Lord Colvllle camo to see Lord Ward. . . . "Colvllle, you admired my wlfo." "Yes," replied Lord Colvllle, "I did." "Woll. come and look your last on her," said Lord Ward, and lighting a candle, he led the way u.jstairs. The room was full of shadows, and the flickering light fell on tho lovely face of tho dend woman. Silently Lord Colvllle stood beside her, and his heart ached when he thought of her fnte. Ward was watching him attentively. "Still admiring my wife? Well, she was a pretty woman but you'd never crodlt she had such had tooth." He put down the candlo on the table as he spoke, nnd raised his wife's head from tho pillow. With cold deliberation he wrenched the Jaws apart. "I always told you sho had bad teeth," he repeated. "Look here." There Is a tragedy In ronl life; more horrible than anything that the wildest French realist has ever Invented. London M. A. P. Song of the Aeroplane. I race the eagle to his crag, My pinions brush the sky, My course is set toward the stars, A man-mado bird am I. My bamboo frame Is light nnd strong, My planes are white as snow, My motor sings a merry song, As up and up I go. Uncharted whlrpools of tho air In vain my way monace. A master hand Is guiding mo Across the arc of space. I dip and danco, and gleam and glance. Above the clouds I rise, To vanish In the distant blue, Tho conqueror of tho skies, Leslie's Weekly.

"HOOSIERiSMS" Little Items of Interest All Over the Length and Breadth of Indiana.

What Ft. Wayne Claims. Ft. Wayno says sho has 05.000 Inhabitants, an Increase of 20.000 ovor the last coucus. Storm Causes Great Damage. Wind and rain storms cnusod $100,000 damage In southorn Indlnun last week. Good for Something, Anyhow. Two largo peach basket hats saved tho lives of Mrs. Oscar Heller and Mrs. James Walton, In Greonflold, when tho women wero the victims of a runaway accident. Must Be All Right. A formula for the treatment of the drug and liquor habit, which la In the possosslon of Luther I lord, of Shelbyvllle, has been sold to Chicago capitalists for $50.000. One Farmer Has Timber. John Jones, living wost of OwensvHlo. Is tho only farmer in Gibson county who has enough timber standing on his farm to build a house and barn. Indiana Farmers to Organize. Many Indiana farmers attended the state convention of the Farmers' Cooperative Union, at Washington, with the view of perfecting a state organization. Train Kills Son; Bruises Father. Milton Stanley ,a farmer, was killed Instantly, and his father, Allen Stanley, was only slightly bruised, when a buggy in which they were driving was hit by a Big Four train at Anderson. Time to Put on City Airs. Newcastle, a town of fifteen thousand population, the largest town In the state, last week hold a special olectiou and decided to take up a city charter. The majority In favor of a city charter was C5C. Would Grab Newspaper. Suit for possession of the Ashley Times and judgment for $500 was begun last week by Harvey Morloy, publisher of the Angola Herald. Sheriff Thomas levied on the property. Grain of Corn Kills Child. An ear of com. first a child's plaything, became an instrument of donth, when little Katherlne Sturges, of Indianapolis, died of strangulation with a grain of corn in her windpipe. And Well They May. Members of tho Ventura Club, composed of young Evnnsvllle womon, have decided to take out hunting licenses. As a result many of tho farmers in that section have decided to lock their stock in their stables. Scott County Votes "Dry." Scott county voted dry by a majority of 375 In a local option election last week. "The county was previously dry by remonstrance. Scottsburg, which had been expected to give a majority for the wets, voted dry. "Didn't Know It Was Loaded." Clifford Blakely, 10, was fatally shot, at Decker, by Ellis Decker, who was examining Blakeley's shotgun. He playfully pointed the gun at Blakely, thinking it unloaded and pulled the trigger. Tho entire charge entered Blakely's stomach. Will Bar Consumptives. Under tho operation of the new law providing for tho medical Inspection of children who attend public and parochial and private schools, which becomes effective January 1, it Is likely that children and teachers suffering from any form of tuberculosis will be excluded. Matt is Some Turkey Picker. Matt King, of Evansvlllo, has challenged any ono In Indiana to a Marathon raco In turkey picking. Ho says he can pick 175 turkeys in eight and one-half hours. King says he Is backed by his employers, Lowonthal & Co., In a $1,000 bet against all comers. Hoal to be Tried in Corydon. Thomas J. Hoal, the youthful bnndlt who killed J. Hangnry Fawcett, a New Albany bnnkor, will lx trlod for his life In the Harrison Circuit Court at Corydon. Judge Utz granted tho request for a change of venue. The case will probably be called at Corydon the first Monday in February. Bedford Strike Still On. The quarry strike at Bedford Is spreading In new quarters, and many men. machinists and laborers, went out last week in sympathy with tho striking cutters. The men Idle number ovor 1,200, and It Is predicted the quarries will close down, throwing 4,000 or 5.000 men idle. Farmer Killed While Hunting. Edward Parker, a farmer near Docker. Is dead as tho result of a hunting nccldont. Ills stepson. Cecil Stafford, tripped on some bushes and tho rlflo ho was carrying was discharged, the bullet striking Parker in the back and entering his lungs. Tragic End of Thanksgiving Hunt. As a result of a Thanksgiving day hunting trip. Ben Pnrkor, of Petersburg, is dead from a wound received when his companion, tho ton-year-old son of F Stafford, a wealthy Knox county farmer, nccidontly Bhot him.

Try, Try Again, Flossie. Thrlco married nnd twico divorced, Mrs. Flosslo Itnndolnh. loss than 20 years old, appeared before tho Howard Circuit Court asking for a third divorce. Returned to Early Love. Culminating a romanco of 2S years duration, during which both principals wero married and ono became the mother of a family, Joseph W. Framo, of West Branch, Iowa, and Mrs. Eunlco Shute wero married at their homo oast of Richmond. Parental objection resulted In tho breaking of tholr first ongagonient. H. E. Agar Found Guilty. After deliberating 20 minutes a Princeton jury found Henry E. Agar,

tno once wealthy grnln dealer and cap- ! Hallst, guilty of embezzling a check ror So 15 of tho Central Trust and Savings Company, of Evansvlllo, and sentenced him to from two to fourteen years' Imprisonment. Asar Is In Jail ; ponding action on a now hearing. We Don't Blame Amanda. Miss Amanda Godsoy, of Torre Haute, brought a $10.000 breach of promise suit against Uobert Thompson, a merchant policeman. Sho snys I that for sixteen years sho waited for ! him to keep his promise to marry her, j and thnt sho planned the bungalow In which Thompson now lives with his bride. No Slush Fund, Says Fleming. S. B. Fleming of Ft. Wayne, presi dent of the Association of Indiana , Breweries, has denounced as false tho statement credited that the brewers 'had dumpod a fund of $15,000 into Do- ' kalb county in an effort to carry tho I county for tho "wets" at the recent J local option election. j Victim of Mysterious Crime. George Moss, tho keeper of a sdftdrlnk shop at Midway, an insolated spot three miles from Bedford, on the j Oolitic and Bloomington road, was j found murdered in his room. He had i evidently been beaten to death with a ' wheel spoke. He was 55 years old. j Whltecappers go to Prison. j Jacob Kirk nnd David Fox of SmithvHle, Monroe county, who woro charged with whltecapping Thomas Vanest, a blacksmith of South Ilethnny. on tho night of Juno 11. VjOG, pleadod guilty to tho charge in the Circuit Court, at Columbus, and wero sentenced to an indeterminate porlod of from two to ten years In the Indiana Stato Prison. j Surgery as Cure for Crime. 1 A surgical operation will probably bo performed on Adolphus Hill, son of Mr. and Mrs. Wllford Hill, of Johnson county, to prevent tho young man from committing forgeries. The young man has admitted several forgeries, nnd for the last few years his father has been kept busy getting him out of trouble. Mrs. Gunness Once More. Information from Shelby, relative to a woman on whose farm, south of Demotto, the parts of a burled automobile were recovered, Is of a startling nature. Residents of Jaspor county are confident the woman Is Mrs. Belle Gunness. She came to Demotte tho last of April, 190S, a few days after the burning of the Gunness house . She Is 52 yoars of age, weighs 200 pounds, raw-boned, height a feet l inches. Poor Excuse for Matrimony. Because she would not take a dare. Miss Dora McGreary, the lS-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James Mo Creary of near Tippecanoe Lake, has become Mrs. Ira Pully, wife of the 21-year-old son of a farmer living near Marlon. Back of the romanco Is Georgo Craven, a boatbulldcr. Craven, when at Marlon, met Pully and told him he could find a Kosciusko county sweetheart for him. Pully said to go ahead. Upon his return Craven told Miss McCroary that ho could got her a correspondent In Grant county. She would not take a dare, and said so. The final result was tho wedding Down With Race Suicide! A marriage pact among twelve couples of young people living In tho Franco-German settlement of Chimney Pierre hills, near Decker, has resulted In two double weddings within a week, while the eight remaining couples nro nnxlously awaiting their turn. Last week's double wedding took placo at the homo of William Sanneman, as ono of his daughters and ono son wero wedded. About three weeks ago tho members of the "marrying club" held a secret mooting and decided that It would bo a nice thing to do to havo two couples married at a time. The girls and boys In tho pnrt absolutely refuse to state the dates of the remaining events or tell who nro to bo the participants until within four days of tho time set More Room. Mrs. Benimm How do you like my now hat? Benimm It seems pretty largo. Mrs Benhnm Tho woman next door has one still larger. Bonham But her houso is larger than ours. Puck. Awakened Interest. "Ynas, indeedy; sho has sixteen fambllea to wash fur." "Yo doan' tell mo! Dat womnn ought er git married. Sho needs a man to manage her Interests." Washington Herald.

Just the Word "Oih

Gunnor-YoK, that's a B',H. ya... nh -in, unci iHoy run ,t vaiht iJ any male hol p. acnt witaout Guyer-Aud thoy will un.t for,,., that odltor for writing Ui-m u , Oimnor-Why, he mm-l gUll lL.r wore "tars." Guyor No. He said they were -au tnra."-Ch longo News. The Village Gossips, Mnndy Yes. that therejason Whit, tho rural mall carrier, has b,n L Ing on Sal Snow going on nine ,SJ and hasn't ivoposod yet Cynth,,a;7?0, thoy say Ana &he poor gal, thinks ho Is a regular rZ' ding. 1 u" Mandy Gracious! it ,in-r lonV much liko he is a hasty r-u fdu i. Jo, Louis Post-Dispatch ÜL Culinary. (Cannibals havo taken prionners two strolling actors the tradaa and a supernumerary. Tta.-v are brought to the King.) The King I will havo the sup served first; then you may bring on tho ham. Life. Onod Hon welter pfr dir nut. That's whyothej u?e U1 Cros Ball Blai At leading grocer. r cants. Chilly Days. "Yes, sir," declared the Oracle of the Smoking Cnr, "tho constitution al ways follows tho flag. "Huh I" grunted tho Oldest Commuter. "Then, according to Cook and Peary, there aro somo cold davs com ing to tho constitution." New York Times. Mr. IVInnlorr'n Sfntlilnir Symp fnreV'lin tarlblne, iiftem tie cumi. rrdurrt 1 fltit mius, !!.; ptln, curr wind cllo. 16 ceeti uou.. Our First Gold Pens. The first gold pens made in this country wore nil manufacture l by hnnd, tho gold being cut from btrtjy of the metal by scissors atiJ every subsequent operation being p.-rformed by hnnd. These handmade g -M km cost from $5 to $20 nnd weie far inferior to the machine-made article of ths prosont day. Turkish Ballot Box. At a . urkish election the ballot ba Is carried about on a triumphal car and Is guarded by little girls dn ssii in white. On great occasions it is perched on the hump of a camel. The next time you hare a eold on tie lungs try rubbing Wizard Oil on your chest and nee how quickly it will dr.w out the inflammation and 1 resile up tue cold Improvement. Tho Landlady At our talilr. Mr. Bjlnks, it Is the custom to return thanks at each meal. Tho New Boarder That's fine' I liko it lots better than paying castCleveland Leader. TVITKN YOU'KK AS IIOAHsniinff Tou're couching and iranplng. When yt.u imij iuhlonrl Upcp-mkiIc) cll, tako Al!-n I Hiam. Sold bf all dniRilits, cMo ana llüübusuti. Courage. "He's a man of great courag"." "ITnusual couraco?" "Yes, unusual courage. He Isn't araid to keep his seat In a street car, even If a woman ho knows is standing right in front of him." Detroit rtee Pross. 1 TORE HIS SKIN OFF In Shred Itclilnu Win Intcntr Sleep YV'n Oflen I m li"l'ile Cured Iir Cut leu rn In Wrefci. "At first nu eruption of small pustules commenced on my hands. Those spread later to other parts of my My. nnd the Itching at times was intense, so much ho that I literally tore the skin off In shreds In scckln relief. The awful Itching Interfered with rnj work considerably, and also kept oe awake nights. 1 tried peroral doctor! nnd used a number of different im ments nnd lotions, but received pnH tlcally no benefit. Finally I down to the use of Cutlcura St Cutlcurn Ointment nnd Cutlcura in. villi rosnlt that In a few (lays Itching had ccawd nnd In about three weeks' time all traces of my erur"'Im.l äl tu i tinin rw1 t have had no tfQ Willi UlCSlJJjrv... - I'nltV ble of this kind since. II. A. kofr, C714 Wabash Ave., Chi. ago, ii . t... ,o oij 1017." kUVCUUJVl JO Iii -'t e",U rotter urug mm. v 1 Props, of Cutlcura Itcmodles. Boston. A Freak. Once moro tho comet's rapid pace II . 11 ...nnlrlnrl It runs a race through distant spa With its searchlight on edpe. Kirn Cash Commissions. Ws pr- fl ; work ; merely rItc me nam of " ? tlll jsted In b.iyins Texas land. ".' BTf8t Address Clin. Marquis, loot ot tou meet, St. louis, .mo. II!. nlin ms rim" . i "You say that you want this alcoboi or commercial purposes?" "Sure thing. I want to f et J jo drunk thnt I can son mm -New York Press. Lady Accats We have ok 1'"$" fuc te canranlng. Our Rol jronts. circulars i- -Thirteenth street, Omaha, Vl. Affection Is never guilty of ion.