Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 8, Jasper, Dubois County, 26 November 1909 — Page 6
WEEKLY COURIER
BUN KD. DOANE, rubllahor.
usrnrt.
INDIANA
Throughout all the north polo remains cool.
turmoil the
"HOOSIERISMS"
Little Items of Interest All Over the Length and Breadth of Indiana.
By its. conduct Hnlloy's causing a lot of gossip.
comet la
Royal weddings continue, and the people of Europo continue to pay for them. Tho south polo la no doubt beginning to feel as if it were already lassoed.
There is enough prosperity in tho country now to, givo overy section a full shnre.
Lako Michigan continuos to Jest with those who try to cross, it in gasoline launches.
How does it feel to he sprinkled with star dust? Halley's comet uses that kind of celestial confetti.
Mr. Wu Ting Fang predicts a groat future for the Panama canal. In this no one will question his assertion.
It is estimated that out of a population of 40,000,000 in Great Urltian. 12,Onu.000 are either uudor or on tho poverty line.
A New Jonsey woman wouldn't allow her husband to kiss hor and he choked her for It. Soma women must be taught to mind.
, "This country never lacks for leaders," according to the views of a Mary
land editor. No; the trouble is that thero are ro followers.
Lord Berosford keeps on seeing war nhrad for the British ompire. The kaiser must appear to him as a nightmare in all his dreams.
There is talk of getting m.lk direct from cow to consumer. Maybe cow spec fals can be run In from the dairy districts night and morning.
In Chicago two women fought a deadly duol with knives and pistols, but thoy are always deadly when those kinds of weapons are used.
The world over Americans reputation for doing things, why the foreign aviators at
have a That's Rheims
accord Curtiss so much respect-
New P?per for Elwood. Elwood Is to havo a now cvoning paper In the noar future. Famine In Buck Creek. Fire in Buck Creek wlpöd out nil stores in town and a fninino almost resulted. Pat Disseminates Bibles. Pat Crowo, roformod crlmlnnl, visited South Bend recently and handed out Bibles to jail boarders. Eloped With Papa. Charles Conover reported to tho Evnnavlllo police that his wife, agod 20, had oloped with his father, William Conovor, aged 42, a fireman. Leaned on His Gun. Dr. Edward Fry, of Greencastle, was killed while hunting. He was leaning on his gun when it was accidentally discharged. Ginseng Seems Profitable. George Helsler, of Warsaw, shipped a barrel of ginseng to n Fort Wayne llrm, for which he received $492. 3S. Ginsong is now worth ?C50 a pound. And a Minister Caught It. The Rev. T. T. Smith, n minister from Lexington, Ky., who Is visiting friends at Brazil, caught a sunflsh that had two mouths. Hunter Shoots Brother. Edwnrd Bunge, while out hunting near Evnnsvllle. was shot In the abdomen by his hrothor Jesse. He probably will die.
Sleepwalker Takes a Tumble. R. D. Brown, a Blufftnn musician, fell from tho porch of his pnrenfs home, while walking in his sleep, and
suffered a fractured splno. Too Chilly for This Now. Because his wife compelled him to take a bnth on the back por.ch, thus subjecting him to the cold winds of autumn, William P. Dixon, of Lebanon has sued his wife for divorce. One Vay to Get it. Rev. James Sandofur, pastor of the Little llopo Baptist Church, at Evansvilla, has sued tho trustees of tho
church for $400 clalmod ns back salary.
John Warren's Thanksgiving
John Wnrren dropped his newspaper they walked over the road they had on tho floor of tho car and Btarcd out, traveled so often years before. Ju3t of tho window. StronKlv built and . as they entered her father's gateway.
hundsome. he was Just now wearing on
his fnco a look of utter weariness, resulting from a long trip in tho Wost,
John said: "Anna, my parents think Just as you do, thnt I have niado a falluro of life.
haven't I am Junior mem
Haiti the Husker's Reign. The com huskor is having his Inning now. Politics must give way to the mnn who takes the row and holds
it against all comers. Corn Is king in Indlnnn this year. Newcastlo Tlmos. Talked Some, Too. Tho women of Littlo Flätrock Church, near Hushvillo, had a corn husking recently. Thoro woro twenty-
i three of them and they say thnt they
did as much work as the samo numbor
of men. Means Boost for Terre Haute. Oftlcinls of the engineering department of tho Pennsylvania announced Inst week that shops to cost $2,000,000 would bo orectod at Terro Haute, thb work to begin In tho spring. It will be car and machine shops, and will omploy 4.000 men. "Turkeyitls" Killing 'Em Off.
N'nt In voars have turkeys been so
scarce in "Southern Indiana, Southern
Illinois and Western Kentucky. The tiirlrovs nn bolnc attacked by a
6tranco disease, believed to be appen
dicitis, and thousands of the fowls are riving Ilaisurs have been unable to
chock tho ravaces of the disease.
Thanksgiving turkey will come higher j
this year than for many years past. Boys Invent an Aeroplane.
George Lydlck. Millard Hootman and Thomas Held, amateur aviators,
of South Bend, have an aeroplane, not large, but scientifically constructed, which sails for a quarter of an hour,
coine un exactly as does a rull-stzeci
model. The three boys have worked
n. venr on an alrshln and only recently
fashioned a machine that was worth
anything.
whom hi hnil lmon lookimr after somo : Well, I
r .r. o nt ihn Arm nf whifh ho was n her of a very nrosnerous firm In tho
Junior partner. N'lno ycari, beforo. In West, but I want to keep the secret a a fit of anger, ho hud left his homo in little while longer and I want you to tho nountrv nnd. too nroud to return. ' help me give them a kind surprise."
had. by dint of dogged persistence, so- Then ho unfolded his plan to her cured a humble placo In the packing nnd her voice rang with delight as rooms of liinco & Brown's wholesale I she said: "Oh, John, how lovely that dry goods store. Fortune favored him ; will be!" anil this same minlltv of resolution, to-1 The next morning, after the old
gether with application, had raised him family Bible was read and a heart
to the position he now occupied, a leu prayer onereu, jonn nsKca me uroui) of trnvelinir men were making loan of his father's horse and drove
Put It on Himself "I thought you wer Smith's new house," mH . palnter'B friend. "I was going to," rci i painter, "but I had a qua l , and ho said he'd put lh . uv self." "And did ho do It?" "Yob; that la whoro 1 tr IL" London Opinion.
Another Way of Putti Mrs. Hoylo Do you tni. mako mo look older? Mrs. Doyle I don't thir tho hat look any young, r Press.
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ready to leave the train. It was a joc-
ulnr set and they had enlivened their trin with stories, politics and trade
gossip, and now the Jolly-faced hardware drummer said:
"Boys, whoro are you going to be
straight to Squiro Cobb's office and thnt worthy being In, John said: "Squire, I came to see you about that mortgage you have on my father's farm." With that he drew from his pocket a
large roll of bank notes and counted
"I'm going back to the fleshpots of rt0Vn the $500 which would release his
Moving-picture shows have cut Into the receipts of the saloons. This proves that not all the Jumpy pictures and near-songs drive a man to drink.
A scientist declnrea that chickens a tract rats. We have of ton wondered how it Is that women who keep chickens always dress their hair so styl-1-hly
Society must be improving sine,' the various scorching denunciations it has r' eived. The news comes from Nowrurt that there is a lobster famine th-re.
Peoplo may not be able to explain rationally the popular sympathy with a Jury that declares a man Insane who rentes poetry, but tho sympathy Is th- re, all the sanle.
Tho next expeditions won't bo able to see the aurora boreal is bocauso of the number of Amorlcan flags about tho pole. But the show will be a good deal more beautiful.
Fashionable women are to wear "simple" gowns during the coming winter.
The men will now have an opportunity lighted cigar stub is supposed to have
to becomo convinced thnt nlmnliMtv been tno cause.
Great Sport in Monroe. Tho deer soason Is on in Monroo County, and sportsmen and farmers are all on the lookout for a single, solitary deer that Is said to be roaming nbout the county. Love Affair Too Much for Hattlc. Miss Hattle Miller, daughter of a Terre Haute butchor, committed suicide by taking morphine. Desponden
cy because of a love affair Is said to
have prompted her to take her nie. Indiana Man Farmers' President.
Joshua Strang, of Marlon, was elect
ed president of the farmers' national congress at the closing session of tho
mooting at Raleigh, .. u
Met Her Finish Soon.
Miss Catherine Campbell, 2G years old. who ran away from her home in( Hammond, three weeks ago, was shot and probably fatally wounded by Gustavo Artlgus In Pullman, 111.. Artlgus escaped.
All From a Cigar Stub. Fire destroyed six barns on the farm of John E. Robblns, noar Greensburc. entailing a loss of between $25.-
nnn and iSO.OOO. Insurance $10.800. A
Busy Once More in South Bend.
As a result of raids through the
South Bend gambling district, ten con
stables, under the direction of Prose
cutor Patteo, confiscated 15.000 poker chips, two full faro outfits, 3,000 play-
tni? cnnls. two craus uoarus. iwo
chucknluck boards, two Klondike ta
bles, a keno bank and enough minor
gambling devices to All a wagon, rrosocutor Pattee Is determined to continue his war on the gamblers until
thoy are driven from the city.
How About This, Governor? Colonel Edward Ballard, of West
Baden Springs gambling fame, has a force of men at work on the poolroom at Hanover, putting In heaters and
reimring the building for the winter.
The poolroom will be oponed as soon as the races at the Latonia (Ky.) track closes, and the free special trnlri
on the Big Four will run untiy Between Cincinnati and Hanover. It Is also proposed to run a free train twice a weok from Indianapolis to Hanover.
also may bo expensive.
Women who have won farms In the government lottery can. If unmarried, doubtless get all the help they need
for harvesting their crops without an- She waB widely known In tho literary
Falls Dead In Schoolroom.
Miss Alpha Kelly, 83 years old, fell dead of heart fnllure In her school
room at Liberty High School. She was
a teacher In the schools for 2o years,
This Lad a Back-slider. While revival services were in progress at the Free Methodist Church, at Decker, a panic and fight for the door followed the setting off by a small boy of a giant fire cracker In a drain pipe loading to the bantlsmal font
Several persons sustained severe inhirlos It was thoucht at first that
dvnnmlte had Been used.
Tim minister, who was near uie
font, cleared the nulplt in a backward
umn and did a nip-ilop wnon tne uro
cracker went off.
Record Resources of Indiana tsanKs
Vnr tho fiscal year ondlng Septem
hnr an. the state, private anu Bnvmg
banks and trust companies of Indiana
gained $14.500,00 In resources, wnicn
is a record breaker for trust compa
nion iimler tho control of the fatnie.
Tho total resources of all the bank
lng Institutions of the State (except
national banks) amount io j..,iuo,-
9CG.40, divided among 2oO State nanus,
82 private banks, live savings unims .iiui 90 trust companies, ns follows:
State banks, $09,938,062.50; private banks, $28,534,291.35; Bavings banks,
$12,182,014.27; trust companies, i,'
113, 398.22.
Plying to the employment agencies. nnd educational work of Indiana.
The scramble for social prestige at Newport has caused a French visitor to rovlve an old Gaelic witticism: "I
doubt If the peoplo would take anything like so much trouble to got Into heavon."
It has been estimated that 40 per
cnt of the children under eight In
And Her Name Was Maude.
Alfred Webber, of Washington, has
filed suit for $5,000 damages against
Misses Violet Kyle and Hulda Alien
nllfdnir that they .Jointly ownea
vicious dog; thnt he rode by their res lilonnn on a mule, tho dog bit tho mule
tho mule kicked nt the dog and Web
her was thrown off. His arm was tirnion his face dlsflcured and, ho
the public schools of London drink al- claims, ho was permanently crippled
toholic liquor "more or less regular
ly," And yet American children are called precocious.
The sultan of Morocco had El Roghl, the pretender, killed in Bight of his harom. It Is not all tho oriental no-
tontates who are so considerate about giving their wives a littlo bit of pleasurable excitement. -
Great Cement Plant at Buffington
Tho United States Steel Corpora
Hon will spend $500,000 for a universal Portland cement company nt Bullington, to double the size of Its present plant nnd make It tho largest cement manufacturing plant in the world. It will then havo a capacity of six million barrelB a year. The plant Is located between Indiana Harbor and Gary. Work will begin in the spring.
Tho latest calculations on tho course
of Halloy's comet, approaching the earth, exhibit no point of peril for nsI irlng aviators. Still, cornels and flying machines both have been known to do things out of tho dny's run.
Tho Atlantic battleship fleet has Just complotod Its target nnd battle practice on the southern drill ground. It has been ode of the most successful of all tho gatherings, nnd has again proven that aa gunners American seamen havo no equals tho world over.
Slays His Son-in-law. William Barr, of Torre Haute, Btahbcd his son-in-law, Alonzo Gecr, to death, following n quarrel between Gecr nnd Mrs. Goer In a snloon. Tho woman naked her husband to leave the place nnd he Is alleged to have struck her, when Bnrr plunged a knlfo Into his neck. Barr escaped. Prominent Miller Killed.
Gnorco T. Evans. President of tho
Acmo-Uvnns Milling Company, of In
diannpolls, one or the most prominent millers of the West, was struck by n
street car nt Chicago and killed.
Big Boom for Indiana Harbor.
Indlnna Harbor, which sprang like
Its neighbor. Gary, from the lake front
sand dunes of northern Indiana, was
vivnn a boom last week which was
such ns it probably never icit ueiore
Announcement was made that nonoro
and Potter Palmer, Jr., havo negotiat
ed tho sale of a tract of ground com
prising fifty acres in Indiana Harbor
to the McCllntic-Marsnaii i onsirucuuu
Company of Pittsburg, Pa., manuiac
turers of structural steel.
The nurchaslng company Is to erect
a giant structural steel plant on the ground at once. The concern expects
tn havo the now esiaousnmcni in
readiness for manufacturing nnd ship
ping operations within a year. When
tho n ant s completed us capacity win
ho from f.0.000 to 70.000 tons of
structural steel annually. Its estnb
llshment mcnnB that from 1,000 to 1,
500 men nro to bo given employment
at tho works.
Farmers In Pitchfork Duel.
In n nltchfork duel between Clar
ence Bennlnghoff nnd John W. Rank,
Lake County farmers, Dennlnghort re
ceived Injuries which probably will
iirnvo fntnl. His body is a mnss of
wounds Inflicted by the furk Rank
wielded. The men hnve been enemies
for years. Rank Is under arrest.
Egypt and eat my turkey in the coun-1
try," said one. "Yes," said another, "I'm going to be in my old place at tho old table with my white-haired little mother smiling at me from behind the coffee pot and my dear old dad piling enough on my place to feed a regiment." "Think of those home-made pics!" said another, "those fat moons of apple, pumpkin, mince nnd cranberry. Say, no restaurant-tln-bottom-crust nbout them." "And," said the boot nud shoe man. "to sit around the old fireplnce and watch a row of juicy npples roasting in front of that roaring, great-hearted log fire. Boys, you couldn't fence me away from home that day." And so each one, with a homo picture In his heart, hurried out of the car and up the long flight of station stairs away to his destination, while slowly
behind them came John Warreu with a surging tumult of feelings in his breast, and as he slowly mounted the last step a tear dropped on his brown beard and a sudden resolution filled his heart He almost shouted: "I'm going home, too." John hurried to his hotel, and taking a very shabby suit from his wardrobe packed It with some other things In a largo satchel, and then hastening to the station climbed into the sleeper just as the long train pulled out for the East. Arriving at a point twenty miles west of his old home, he went to an obscure hotel and chnnged his clothing for the suit In his satchel.
When the " 'Ioven forty" pulled Into
the town of M two days before
Thanksgiving the usual crowd of loungers observed a tall, brown-bearded man.
whose clothes seemed the worso for
wear, step off the rear platform, and without looking at anyone strike ort toward the farm of Richard Warren. Much curiosity was centered on thi3
event until the seediest looking loafer
present said:
"That was John Warren, or 1 11 eat
ray hat! He's coming home to live on the old folks. It wouldn't be for long, though, cause Squiro Cobb has given notice that he's goln' to foreclose the
mortgage he has on the old man s place."
If they had followed the stranger tor
half a mile they might have seen the strong young man shed heartfelt tears
as he leaned against the oiu oaK tree ny the little gate nnd gaze earnestly on
the brown house at the edge ot tne woods. Crushing the snow with hasty
Bteps, he was soon at the woodpile at
the side of the house. i iingmg uown
his satchel and catching up the ax, he split an armfull of wood and opening the kitchen door said In a voice tremu
lous with emotion, ".Mother, is tins enough wood to get dinner with?"
A crv of wonderful joy and the moth
er wept on her son's shoulder while his
father paced the floor shouting, "Praise God! Praise God!" stopping often to clasp his son's hand and murmur, "My
boy, my boy." Then they drew up to
tho fire nnd John said: "Father, motner, will you forgive me for my anger nine years ago and my cruel silence ever since?" And his mother said: "My
boy, not a day has passed by that wo haven't prayed for your return, and.
now that you are with us, we can take a new lease on life, and" she glanced at his shabby clothing "wo will share
our little possessions with you, my dear, long-lost son."
As the afternoon wore away John
helped hiß father about the chores and
by skillfully planned questions learned all about his financial troubles. He had taken his satchel up to his old
room and was washing his hands be
fore supper when he heard a light step on the porch and a bright-faced young woman walked Into the kitchen and seeing him stood embarrassed until he. coming forward, said: "This Is Anna Scott, isn't It?" "Why, John Wnrren, where have you kept yourself all these years? Oh, how happy your mother must be!" And dropping his hand, which she had been shaking with greatest enthusiasm, sho flew down Into tho cellar nnd threw both arms around his mother's neck, and that good lady embraced her, weeping and patting her shoulder with the empty cream pitcher which ßhe had taken there to fill. Mrs. Warren Insisted that Anna should stay for supper. It seemed very much like old times when John tucked her hands under his arm and
fntlyar from worry and misery. John drovo at once to the fsrm of Mr. Scott nnd called "Wrhoa!" Just as Anna, her father, mother nnd brother came to the gate. There were hearty greetings, and then Anna, all ready for a long drive, sprang in beside him. How bright the morning was! How happy were they as tho bells jingled and the sleigh moved over the wilderness of snow and through the deep woods. What mysterious bundles they brought out of the stores in town until, when, at last they arrived at Anna's home, the sleigh was loaded with "enough to stock a store," as Harry Scott remarked. Thanksgiving day dawned bright and glorious with sun and snow, and early in the morning Anna appeared and sho "wanted to help get dinner."
Soon John brought the horse and cutter around nnd asked his mother to take a ride with him, and finallyi after much urging from Anna, Mrs. Warren put on her shabby cloak and hood
nnd with n warm soapstone at her feet was tucked Into the sleigh beside John. He noticed the cloak and gave a little look of entreaty to Anna, who only smiled and said: "I wish you would call at mother's before you come back." Away they drove toward the mill and down by the river, then stopped at Farmer Scott's. Soon Mrs. Scott was showing Mrs. Warren her "new quilt. Just taken out of the frames," and the picture of "Cousin William, who is on the board of trade." and these two good old women talked over a hundred harmless things which constituted their cvery-day life. John finally suggested that it was time they were going If he could believe the clock of appetite. Anna met them nt the door, her eyes dancing as she said: "Uncle Warren Is almost ready. You lay off your things and
sit down at the table." When Mr. Warren had finished tho tenderly thankful grace, John's eyes, as well ns Anna's, were filled with tears. Mr. Warren turned over his plate and thero lay the canceled mortgage. Slowly he lifted it. "What docs this mean, John' The kind voice of the old man trembled with emotion as he glanced at the mortgage, then at the son. And John's mother, who had been peering through her glasses at something which wouldn't pour out of
the cream pitcher, turned the article upside down and a bunch of bank
notes dropped upon the table. Then the old couple saw it all and soon the three were clasping hands and no one could say a word until John managed to murmur: "Father, mother. It's a part of my repentance." The dishes cleaned and put away, Anna took the mystified Mrs. Warren Into the little "spare room" and John asked his father to walk up to his room, and there, spread out on tho bed, was a splendid new, warm suit of clothing and shoes and a fur cap and a handsome great coat. The old man knelt down by the bed and murmured, "I thank Thee, Lord, for my son." Then arising, clothed himself in the first well-fitting suit he had ever worn. - John, too, arrayed himself in his best, and soon they walked down into the parlor, where
John saw a sweet, matronly woman and a pretty young woman, both smiling and both having evidences of recent tears. During the week that followed John engaged n hired man to ease his father's work and a trusty girl to relieve his mother. He also hired a carpenter to do somo needed repairing and set in motion many plans for the future comfort for his parents. One day he and Harry Scott hunted through the woods, nnd when, tired
nnd loaded with trophies of the day's
hunt, they came to Mr. Warren's and found Jennie, Nellie and Anna seated
before tho great-hearted fire." What a merry supper that was, and how the
old people laughed at the bright sal lies of the young folk!
Then they roasted apples and told
stories, and John felt that ho had
faithfully carried out tho program of
tho traveling men. When he left for the West ho car
rled In his memory not only tho dear faces of his parents, but tho gentlo
voice of Annn as she said:
"Yes, hut not until June, John."
Chicago Post
Why She Posed. As a New York photogra; a sallow, tottering woman age out of his studio he door gently and turned to customer. "That beats the Dutch," "There's a woman who habed two weeks nnd who-, supposes sho Is there at tluShe is convinced that sisdeath, and as she hasn't lm ture of herself tnken slnc- -child she got out of bed friend's protest, dressed ahere to sit to me In ord-; may leave a photograph band, who is n travelli g now in the far west "When a woman will sh ilint'a n nnonr trnmhlo wi'l
shadow, all right" New
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Cast Iron Plows. Cast iron plows wore fir-' this country In 1797 and w ly objected to from the bcl ' cast iron poisoned the grout vented the plants from p-
$100 Reward, $100. Tho reader of thU paper wr.: to learn that there I at least disease that science has Wn a In all Ita stages, and that Is Catarrh Cure Is the only ,. t.w known to the medical fraterni'v beln? a constitutional dl.waconstltntional treatment. Iln Cure 1 taken Internally, a upon the blood and mucous s .rsystem, thereby destroying ft ' ot the disease, and Rlrlnc t strength by bulldln? up the con-1 sssNtlns nature In doln? If proprietors hayo so much falti lire powers that they offer Dollars for any case that It fa i Send for list of teMlmonlalf. Addre,i F. J. CHUNKY CO. Sold by all Dnieelsn. 75e. Take Hall's Family lUIs for
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A woman may bo thr man's life, either as a 1
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Thanksgivings of the Revolution. There were eight Thanksgiving days appointed by tho Contlnentnl Congress for observance among tho colonies during tho war for Independence. After tho one called Tor tho purpose of celebrating the peace treaty, which was held In 1874, tho dny wns allowed to lapse until 1789, when Washington took his Beat ns President, The ld;a In thCBO early days was to offer thanks on somo Bpoclal occasion. That our ancestors could find eight Bticll occa-
tdonB during tho dark days of the Ilev-
which Miss Gila Harris, of EvanBvllle, 1 olutlon ßhows that they were ready to . . MMn...1.rf Mint iirftl'rt.
sets for a slap wnicn Bne says aieycr . no tnanmui on numumu. onm i""' FiBhmnti, a merchant, cavo her In hor cation. But it also ahowa that the own homo. gobblers Bhed their blood for tho coun- - try as well as tho men.
Wanted to Be Prepared.
"I want to get a turkey, and a bottle
of paregoric, and some mincemeat,
and somo popßln plllB, and somo crnn-
bcrrles, nnd some furniture polish, and
n quart of oysters, and a package of
court plaster, and some sweet pota
toes, nnd a flro Insurance policy."
Here tho mnrketmnn smiled merrily
nnd Inquired, "Going to eat all thnt?"
"No," responded tho customer; "but tho fnmlly Thanksgiving dinner occurs nt my house this year." Baltimore
American.
For Asthma, Bronchitis and all Throat Troubles Take
PI SOS
Women aro superior to men because
thoy always say they are.
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