Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 8, Jasper, Dubois County, 26 November 1909 — Page 3
VIIALIZER
fir 4 l SflS'S's'sf's's's's'skws nHBSTSrSrB!
Exhibiting. "Mudgo Ib dong well. Ho came In and asked mo for change for u twunty dollar bill half an hour ngo." "H'h! A lUtlo longor ago than that ho canto Into my place and got. Hiiiall bills changed Into a twonty dollar bill."
rcrrOIlES LOST POWERS. A weak B . e it clock run down. MUino.N H P'-S.fm u will wind Ulm up ami ruako VlTA',ni 'you ore nerrouOf you are r"?, if you lack cotilhlcnco In ymirK it i 'lo not feel your full manly " ' . . ca llila remedy at once. Tliero f I. iWv l.l'lt tablet In one bottle: r t Is full of vital power. Dou't tre . -ier dollar on quack doctors or J " ., elles, or till your ntcin i wltü 'f , iniL-H life o on MUNYONS lia ' . u. 'h; mt x-nu will lie In
V, v ,.t t tallrlng ent oftliU rci.mly ?T -. vtd and Jefferson, I'liIIn, l'n.
T f tv ' I.'
; Nt i: OK A mkhtimb Is of-
conservative liuslncs men or
wit n little money where It
i,y n Western llulius man ru'd liy tlio business men of his Write at once for full purlieu-
11. SAVAOK, ,-,,-,:i Iteaper
III.
COSTS ONE CENT.
BOOK ON CHRONIC DISEASES.
of - i a-' ' Inü ' trr.i ' t' -' i r is:
, -.t on postal curd secures copy i si mi ni liook. on Chronic Ms-
f.iins useful Information regard- ! stlim. ounces und prevention of
.'nirnoHls. water woeior, khiiip i .. tiinililer diseases, crave
. rheumatism, reconstructive steinalte polKons and rellahle 1 treat cases by letter. Write ilny; this niitlc may not appear
M'l-ss Dr, ( . Sinner, Hpcciuiist,
l l'lare. Cincinnati, unio.
Fowl Taste Go D while you're eating It XMA TIME bad awful bad in YOUR MOUTH the day after if you f-il to take a CASCARET at bed t :.ie to help nature remove the i er drinking and eating load. Don't neglect to have Cascarets with y u to start the New Year right They simply help nature help u est
CA ARFTS loc a bor ror week's l-n'-en' all druggists. Biggest seller
Minn
Retort Courteous. Mrs. Snddenßole Whun I'm dend you will think of all tho cruol things you've said to mo.
Mr. Saddonsolo And It will bo Just
like you to go und dlo In order to give mo a chnnce to think of them. Uoston Transcript.
An Easy Method. Miss Puzzle I want to break my en
gagement with Mr. Sapplu, but I don't know how to do It without driving
tho poor fellow to suicide.
Llttlo Hrothor Why don't you let
htm see you In curl papers Just once? Exchange.
NEW VIGOR FOR BAD BACKS.
Turtles. A good slzod turtle gives eighty pounds of tortoUe Bholl.
Hnvv to Sinke n Wenk I'nrlc Metier.
Women who suffer with bnekache, bearing-down pains, dizziness, constant
dull, tired feelings, will find hope In the advice of Mrs. M. Working, 315 Fulton Ave., Rochester, Ind., who said: "I suffered everything with pain In the back, too frequent passages of the kidney secretions,
swelling of tho ankles and Joints and a general feeling of weakness. 1 used about everything said to be good for kidney trouble, but Doan'a KIdnoy Pills brought mo the first real help and threo boxes cured me." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 centB a box. FosterMllburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. Double Pointed. "Women have gained fame despite tho men!" shouted tho sharp featured suffragette.
"Yes, for untold ages," replied tho
mere meek man. Judge.
rid
on boxes s month.
1MIIC i: 10 CI5XT8.
do
when people grow old graceancs them a long Unio to
I. N I INDIANAPOLIS, No. 47, 1909.
On the Sands of Time. Lives of aerlallsts remind us That a man can take a fall And, departing, leave behind him Just an Imprint, and that's all. Kansas City Times.
Remedies are Needed
Were vre perfect, which wo are not, medicines would not oücn be needed. But since our systems have be come weakened, impaired and broken down through indiscretions which have gone on from the early ages, through countless generations, remedies are needed to oid Nature in correcting our inherited and otherwise acquired weaknesses. To reach the scat of stomach weakness and consequent digestive troubles, there is nothing so gsod as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov
ers , a glyceric compound, extracted from native medic inai r xjts sold for over forty years with great satisfaction to all users. For "Weak rtomach, Biliousness. Liver Complaint, Pain in the Stomach after eating,
Heartburn, Bad Breath, Belching of food, Chronic Diarrhea and other Intestinal MtmndKmnnU , l.t VKm wi.' ' im a tim.nrnvi.n anil inner (Tirlf-Ilt fcmcdv.
w.iuuf,i,iubUlJ .Ilk. Vl.bUIVI -
The Qcnulnc has on Its outside wrapper tho (. Signature
You can't afford to accept a secret nostrum as a substitute for this non-alcoholic, medicine op known composition, not even though the urgent dealer may thereby make a little bigger profit. Dr. Pieice's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, cay to take as candy.
RaisingTemperature
depends upon the heater how constructed whether it gets all the fuel-energy or only some of it. If the heater is a PERFECTION Oil Heater (Equipped with Smokeless Device) ihc raising of the temperature is certain. Turn the wick as high or low as It will co there's no danger, no smoke, no smell Just an emphatic raising of temperature. The
Automatic Smokeless Device
is a permanent check upon carelessness, making the heater safe in the hands of a child. Burns nine hours with one
filling, heats all parts of a room quickly. Oil Indicator tells amount of oil in the all-brass font. Damper top.
Cool handln. Aluminum wlnrlmtr frnnm. Cleaned in a minute. Finished
in Nickel or Japan. Various styles and finishes. Every Dealer Everywhere. II Not at Yours, Write (or Descriptive Circular to the Nearest Agency ol the STANDARD Oil. COMPANY (Incorporated)
CUT THIS OUT
Ilrrlpr (hut lliriik n Cold In a l)nr nfi.1 Curr Any Ciiriilil. CoukIi. "Mix half ounco of Concentrated pine compound with two ounces of glycerine and half a pint of good whiskey; shako well each time and usojn doses of a teaspoonful to a tablespoonful overy four hours." Those Ingredients can bo obtained from any good druggist, or ho will get thorn from his wholesale house. The Concentrated pine Is a special pine product and comes only in half ounco bottles, each enclosed In an airtight case, but be sure it is labeled
"Concontratod." A prominent local druggist says that he has Hlled this prescription hundreds of times and that It Is wonderfully effective. Tree Tells of a Thriller. Beerbohm Tree Is always interesting and entertaining, epigrammatic In con
versation and delightfully outspoken.
When Miss Constanco Colllor was
playing Roma In "The Eternal City," Hall Calne-waa anxious to get a powerful effect in a certain scene she was taking with the late Robert Taber, and
the former was himself In a vein of reminiscence.
"I once saw," said Mr. Cain, "a very
striking bit of business. The man
picked up the woman and threw her
over his shoulder."
Miss Collier looked at him In con
sternation, for she would be rather a heavy person to throw about However, they did their best, but their fu
tile efforts were Interrupted by Mr.
Tree.
"That reminds me." said the actor-
manager, "l saw a play in Italy once
In which the hero caught hold of tho
heroine by the legs and banged her
head on the floor."
"Splendid! A magnificent Idea!" In
terpolated the enthusiastic author. "What was the play?"
"'Punch and Judy,'" replied Mr.
Tree Strand.
rriutv iiAVis iAixKii.i.Kir
shotild to taken nlibout dolaf when tore cbett and
Meiling inroav warn Ton inai an anno'iiiR com threatens. At all druggists In 23c. 3&c and SJc botllca.
Marry for love and you won't be so often reminded by your wife of what
you married her for.
Many fellow Is a beat who doesn't
follow the beaten track.
Mn. Wlnslnw's Soothlne STrnp Mr ehtlarem
tsetblni, oftrni the cumi. r ducei cammitlva, ttliys pln, cute, wind colic. 13 ceuu bottle.
The seeker after truth has the Job
of a lifetime.
The danger from slight cuts or wounds
is always blood poisoninp. The immedi
ate application of Hamlin Wizard Oil
makes blood poisoning impossible.
Two Discouraging Letters. Hoax How are you getting along In
your wooing of Miss Goldrox?
Joax Well, she wrote me two lot-
tors today.
"You don't say so." "Yes: then were 'n' and 'o.' "Phila
delphia Record.
lied CroDH Ilnll Illuo Should be In every home. Ask your gro
cer Tor It Large Uoz. package. 5 cents.
A Boy's Heroic Remedy. An East End small boy had some
thing to say to his father at tho din
ner table the other night.
"Papa." he said, "Johnnie Burton Is
going to have a party ncx' week an' ho said he'd Invite me. An' I got to tnko a present."
"A present? What's that ror?" "It's for Johnny's birthday. All the
kids take presents."
TMncs hadn t gone Just right dur
ing the day with the boy's father. He
was not In an agreeable numor.
That's all nonsense," ho declared.
Every day or two it's a present here - ... A
or a present mere, u you can i gu
to a party without taking a present you might as well stay hlme."
The boy's lip tremnicu, nut ne matte
no reply.
The next day tho rather regretted
his hasty words and that night turned
to the boy.
"George," he said, "there are n cou
ple of new books in my overcoat pocket. You can take them to your
friend Johnny s party.
"It's too late,' said George gloomily.
"I licked him today so no wouiun t Invite me." Pittsburg Chronlcle-
Dog Sacrifices. Numerous accounts have been given
both In ancient and modern times, of
tho sacrificing of dogs ror religious purposes. They were Immolated at certain periods by tho Greeks and
Romans to almost all their deities, particularly to Mars. Pluto, Minerva
and Proserpine; also tney were or-
fered to the moon, because tho dog by his barking disturbs all charms and spells and frightens away specters and apparitions.
CAREFUL DOCTOR
Prescribed
Clinnjcc of Kood Intcnd
of Drtiufl. It takes considerable courage for a
doctor to deliberately prescribe oniy
food for a despairing patient, Instead
of resorting to the usual list of medi
cines.
There are somo truly scientific phy
sicians among the present generation
who recognize and treat conditions as they aro and should be treated regardless of the value to their pockets.
Here's an Instance:
"Four years ago I was taken with
sevens gastritis and nothing would
stiy on my stomach, bo that I was on tho verge of starvation.
"I heard of a doctor who had a sum
mer cottage near me a specialist from
N. Y., and as a last hope, sent for him.
"After he examined mo carefully no
advised mo to try a small quantity of
Grape-Nuts at first, then as my Btom-
ach became stronger to cat more,
Pefeg's Ideo of Thanksgiving "Thanksglvin' is goln' to bo the bangupplst nffalr at our house that'll bo known In Squashvlllo town, Judgln' from the way Mary has been makln mo trot around for supplies. "Mary Ann Is one of them restless critters that can't wait a minute once she has eel her mind on a thing. "'Peleg,' she says to me, a week come next Wednesday, 'Peleg, you better get started on Thanksglvln' or It'll be hero and wo will be In a fix like Mis' Jenkins was tho time alio had us all over for dinner six years ago. I shall never forget that dinner to my dyln day,' she says, 'and it'll be a warning for me, I hope. Mis' Jenkins was ashamed to show her face to the ladles' aid, and she ono
of tho leaders. You got me to agree to havo half tho town over hero, and It'll worry me. PeleK. until tho tur
key's bein' carved. I'm afraid yet tho
pie crust'tl be tough as all git out.'
"When Mary Ann talks that way, knowln' her the way I do, belli' marrlcd a good 20 year, I give In. And I don't dawdle around doln' It, either. "Jay Home says to me ono -day, Peleg,' he says, 'you're plain henpecked, that'B what you be.' "Thursdny mornln', when I got
through with tho chores, and seen that the woodbox was filled and tho water pall brlmmln over, them bein' things that gets on a woman's nerves, I gits loaded up with jugs and things and was down to Jay Home's store before he had the floor sprinkled. " 'Jay,' I says, 'If you have got anything In this shanty that's needed for & bang-up Thanksglvln' dinner, trot 'er out, and don't stop to flgger It up till the whole caboodle Is wrapped up. Expense Is nothln' to me,' I says, If it costs a load of my best meadow hay.' "Jay set down his sprinkler and went out to the back shed for tho broom. " 'Don't yon git riled up, Peleg,' he
says, 'or excited, uomin in on me at this time of tho mornln, he says, when my mind's set on gettln tho
prune pits nnd other dabree of tho ovenin' debauch of some of theso Squashville sports, as the feller says,' he says, 'cleaned up. I ain't fit to flgger up a Thanksglvln dinner. But If you'll set down and hold your horses, he says, 'we'll git to it, we'll git to it' "Long and short of It was, Jay didn't have half the things Mary Ann had set down. We flggered out pretty well, from what he had. llut clanged if ho had any cider or even cider vinegar. "'Jay, I says, 'I'm a believer in truth, and I trusted you. But when 1 read. I says, 'In the Squashville Bugle, as I did yes'day, them items which says "Jay Homo has tho fullest, most complete and general stock of groceries In tho northwest, prices right nnd good treatment," 'and I come here, as I hev, and find no cider, or even cider vinegar, I find that I havo been misled. After this I will read tho Squashvlllo paper with some caution, let alone orderln' you as postmaster to quit dellverln' It to box 19S.' " 'Peleg,' says Jay, 'you're about the dangdest fool that ever set foot Inside my store. I had that cider, as ndvnrtispil. and I had that good treat
ment, and no one ever said my prices wasn't fair. But because a lot of others has been trottln In here for sup
plies, let alone them that buys iL uy tho glass, you git on your high horse. I like your trade, Peleg,' he says, 'but dang If I ain't a notion to tell you to find another place.' '"Jay, I says, seeln I was harsh, 'we bein membors of tho Modern Woodmen ain't goln to hov no words, nut I am thlnkln of Mary Ann. She's set her heart -on real cider for them mince pies, and you know Mary Ann.' "And I was right. Mary Ann put her foot down when I come Into tho kitchen and she see I dld'nt hov tho cider. , . , '"I can't help It, Peleg, she says. I must hev It. You'll hev to r;o to Podunk for It, and todny's as good a time as 1 know. I won't sleep now till I glt Uiat cider. I remember poor Mis' Jenkins, nnd it's a warnln.V "And danged If I didn't hev to walk over to Podunk, me that ain't been there since I got beat for constable. And Mary Ann set down some other little things she thought of, bein' as I was goln' to mako the trip. When I got home I set down the jug a littlo hard on the kitchen table. "'Mary Ann,' I says, 'this Idea of bovin tho whole dum town n-trumpln' In here on Thanksglvln' may be all right I ain't say In nothln ngninst it You'll hev your way. But they's .rnt tn be reform In this town. Jay
Home'll keep cider nnd every other article.' I says, 'for Thanksgivin' or Podunk'll glt my trade.' "Shot up, Peleg, she says, 'and cit some water In this pall. You nover filled It, and I hev been sklmpln' ever since you started for Podunk.' "They ain't never been no trouble In' our family for 20 years, as I was sayln', but if they Is, It'll come from ono of these Thanksglvln dinners. Donged it it won't." R. B. Pixley, in Milwaukee Free Press.
Printed Booki. Tho earliest examplo of a book printed on both sides of tho leaf with metal typo dates from HCO. The first book printed with a date was a Latin psnlter, llf7.
Almighty Dollar. Tho expression "almighty dollar" was first made use of by Washington Irving in his sketch a "Creole Villagor" (1837) "The Almighty dollar, tho great object of universal devotion throughout our land."
OWES , HER
An Unpleasant Discovery, "Don't you hate to find a worm when you're eating fruit?" "Well, not so much as finding halt a worm!" Puck.
SKIN TROUBLES CURED.
LIFE TO
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Vienna, W. Va. "I feel that I owe
tho last ten years
Two I.ICC1 Olrla llnd Koaetnn Very , nndly In Ono Cni Clilld'n Hair j
Chiiio Out nnd Lett llnro l'ntclie Cullciirn Mt'l with Suoci-s. "I havo two little girls who have been troubled, very badly with eczema. One of them had It on her lower limbs, I did everything that I could hear t for her, but it did not give in until warm weather, when It seemlnsly subsided. The next winter when It bocame cold the eczema started again nml nlso In her head where It would
take the hair out and leave bare patches. At the same time her arms were sore the whole length of them. I took her to a physician, but the child grew worse all the time. Her sister's nrtus were also affected. I began using tho Cutlcura Remedies, nml by tho time tho second lot was used their skin ns soft and smooth. Mrs. Charles Baker, Albion. Me.. Sept 21. 1008." Potter Drug & Chem. Corps., Sole Props, of Cutlcura Remedies. Boston. Even when a man hopes for tho best he begins to wish ho had hoped for somethlug better.
Alt Up-to-I)nto lloimeltcrper Use Red Cross Hall Ulue. It maks the clothes clean ana sweet as when new. All Oroccrs.
T
and misery
of my lifo to Lydia E. Pmkham's vegetablo Compound. Eleven years ago I was a walking shadow. I had been under tho doctor's carehutgotno relief. My husband persuaded mo to try Lydia E.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and it worked like a charm. It re
lieved all rar pains
advise all suffering
women to take L,vdia E. Pinkham's
Vegetiblo Compound." Mrs. Emma Wiikatov, Vienna, W.Va. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful drujis, and to-day holds tho record for tho largest number of actual cures
of fomalo diseases ol any similar meuicine in tho country, and thousands of voluntary testimonials are on file In the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass., from women who havo been cured from almost every form of female complaints, inflammation, ulccration.displacemcnts, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
indigestion anct nervous piu&nauuu. Every such suffering woman owes It to hersfiif to crivc Ivulia E. Pinkham a
Two hearts that beat as one don't always continue to keep time. Money will buy everything but happiness and a few people. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny, granules, easy to take. Do not gripe. Health is wealth, but you can't mako doctors believe It.
V7rrnfilin Pnmiinilllll n trial.
If you would like special ndylco about your case write a confidential letter to lUrs. Pinkhani, at Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free, and always helpful.
rOK I)KE1 - 8KATKI) COLllS and conshi. Allen' Lung lUlaam euros when all other rmwlle fall. This old rcltabl medlclno has born sold for over 0 years. lie. H)c. 11.00 bottles. All dealers. We don't realize what a cold, cruel world this is till thirgs get too hot for us.
LIVER, BLADDER, KIDNEY and STOMACH TROUBLES
TAKB
GOLD MEDAL HAARLEM OIL
Odorless and Tasteless
CAPSULES
Gold Medil Hsartem Oil Is put up la two forms, In CAPSULES and BOTTLES. Cpsulcs 25c and 50c. per box. Bonlea 15c od 35c, it all drutglsts. Be sure you obtain the Cold Medal Tlllr brand. HOLLAND MEDICINE COMPANY, solc iMroRTcaa scranton, fa.
FOU SALE Moving picture film, lc per foot Machine, $-10. II. Davis, Watcrtown, Wis.
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ALCOHOL 3 PEK CENT. ; ANgelaWclVcparalbrito slmilailngircFoodandRcöula ting the Sioniachs andBovs-dscf
Proraolcs DigcslionChecrfi ncss and Itest.ContdAS neither
Opiuni.Morphinc norMiticraL
NOT JN ARC OTIC.
Amelia Sffd jilxJima JMfßeSdtl-
Apcrfcct Remedy forCcmsfifttion , Sour Stoh.Dlarrtoei
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ncss amlLQSSOFMJEP. FacS'malc signature of NEW YORK.
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Guaranteed uncicrihcrotAU
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
GASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature
of
aW
In Use
For Over
Thirty Years GASTORIA TMI OINTiUS OOHNIIT, HtW TOK CHT. ' .
A Thanksgiving Hymn. O Painter of tho fruits and flowers! We thank Thee for Thy wise design Whereby these human hands of ours In Naturo's garden work with Thine.
"I kept at It and gradually got so I
could eat and digest three tcnspoonfuls. Aml thanua that from our daily need ti.t t iioirnn in hnve color in my face, I rhn Inv of slmnlo faith Is born;
A 4V wwe" - - ,
memory became clear, where before. That he who smites me summer wn,
everything seemed a blank. My limbs got stronger and I could walk. So I Bteadlly recovered.
"Now after a year on Grape-Nuts l
May trust Thee for the autumn corn.
Givo fools their gold, and knaves their
For DISTEMPER Vl.hlni!!t Sure cure and positive prevcntUc, no matter how horses at any ace art Infected or "exposed " Liquid, Rhen on tl.e tuncue, o. ts on Ihn Wood anil
Glandsj expels the poisonous Rorms Itoni the body, Cures Distemper in Doks and Sheep and Cholera In I'oultry. Largest Sellins live stock remedy. Cures La Grippe among human beings und Is a fn.e kidney remedy. Wc and .J ..... . ..1.1-... L t. CI.MM.tr. vnnr fir ii it.
i a Dome; s.- ana jhi cist, who will vet It (or
sueclal aeents wanted,
SptiiB Meiicil Co. Gosfaei, lid., U.S.A.
I i-j m . P., I nut. VTrrnll. Show to VOUr druc
hum ww.''i -v". r -.Tu, . - - i " - - i , .... it
I gel It lor you. lfree uookiet, "uisieraper, v.au.u. wu
weigh 153 lbs. My peopio wero Bur-
prised at tho way I grew flesby anu
strong on this food."
Read tho little book, "The Koaa to
Wcllvlllc," In pkgs.
"There's a Reason." Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest.
power; Let fortune's bubbles rise nnd fall; Who sows tho field, or trains tho Ho wer, Or plants a tree, Is more than nil.
For ho who blesses most Is blest;
And God and man suau own ma worth Who tolls to leave ns his bequest
An added beamy 10 mo canu. John O. Whittlor.
WoarW.L. Douclas comfort
able, easy walking, common senso shoes. A trial will convince any one that W. L. Douglas shoes hold their shapo, fit hotter and woar longor than other makos. Thoy aro made upon honor, of the best loathors, by tho most skilled workmen, In all the latost fashions, shoes In every style and shapo to suit
men in an wbiks 01 mo.
Oil ITinU I ThoMntdne havo W.L. LAU HUH I Douglas name and price tamped on bottom, which guarantees full value and protects the wearer
leainst ninn pnecs ana inienur uueo. K TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE.