Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 7, Jasper, Dubois County, 19 November 1909 — Page 8

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Weak Tea Invites Sleep and Improve! the Complexion.

I advise those who consult me cine wuicit cut a nouie ngurc in me upon tho tired complexion to in- English blizziird of 1S3C. ! duigc in what is called the English' To appreciate the role played by . beauty cup. Mr. Gladstone took it tho Hercules some idea must be I each night of his life as long as he given of the effect of the storm on had health, and it is the cup which other methods of travel. Fourteen keeps many tn English beauty go- mail coaches were abandoned on as ing. It is "simply tea, but tea made many roads. Another was dug out without tho nerve dostroying at- of drifts five times between Exeter tributes. If properly made it in- and London, rites sleep. Another was buried so deep that ! You take half a small coffee it took 300 men, principally fappers snoon of tea. and-vou scatter it in and miners, several hours to make a

the bottom of a very larce cup. passage to the coach and rescue tho

The German coffee cups are best mails and passengers, while near for this purpose. Over this you Chatham the snow lay to a depth of pour as much boiling, bubbling wa- thirty or forty feet, the military beter as the cup will hold. ling turned out to tho number of The saucer is placed on the top GOO to clear the way. of tho cup in Chinese fashion. Nowj In London the drifts were ten comes the big wadded tea cozy, feet deep, and hundreds of men and which must be thrown over all. it ' carts were employed hauling snow is an oddly shaped cozy, made to" out to the fields in tho suburbs. The cover cup and saucer. It stands for markets were in a bad way. One five minutes to steep. day only four stall holders were Now conies the scientific part of able to reach a main market. Greens the cup. You take three very thin which a few days before the storm slices of lemon, and you lay them were being sold for threepence a in a big hot cup. On top of the bunch at market now fetched from slices of lemon you place a bier tenpence to a shilling, turnip?, car-

maraschino, and then on top of all rots and celery becoming equally, you pour in the tea, putting it dear, while penny handfuls of pars-( through a strainer. (ley realized 2s. Gd., and the happy

The result will be a line, weak, possessor ot a buncn wnicii ne naa hot, but healthful cup of tea with previously purchased for ninepence just the right flavor of lemon. You realized for his prize no less a sura can have sugar if you want it, and than 1 2s. 3d. Gladstone's rule of three big lumps Amid all this confusion the piowill do you no harm, for sugar is a neer railways covered themselves great builder up of the muscles. with glory by running trains almost By the way, lf'you are fagged out, without interruption. There was a day or night, try eating a little deep cutting on one line where the sugar. A "lump of sugar will re- snow had drifted badly, and great store the stomach and take away numbers of people turned out to that tired feeling. Sugar is recom- see how the Hercules engine would mended to women whose cheeks are get along. They imagined, of course,

hollow. It has a way of building up that she would be stopped, but to tissue. I their astonishment the engine dashA big cup of tea at night is ex- ed right into the drift, "clearing cellent, but the trouble is that most her way through apparently with-j persons make it too strong. The out the slightest difficulty, the snorj weaker the better. The same is true at the same time flying over the top of coffee, which, if taken weak of the engine chimney like foam enough and with plenty of good from the broken wave3 of a violent sucrar. acts a3 a niehtcap. Not one sea, and notwithstanding obstruc-

person in a thousand can make it tions the train came down from right. In Paris the French beauty Greenhead (twenty miles) in ono takes her foaming cup of whipped hour and a quarter." London chocolate after the theater with a Queen. biscuit, or she sip3 her cafe au lait,, which is mostly milk. - London Why H. Bolt.d. American Register. At. "ie London clubs one & evening Mr. Montagu Williams met

Real Cause of Baldnea. , .Lord , Who baü USt lost niS iaComing in from East Liberty on ther. The young lord was naturally a train were two men who appar-' melancholy, and the lawyer proentl'v were old acquaintances and posed visiting a theater opposite, who met in a jovial mood. Both .which proposition was accepted, men were quite grav, but each had There was a slight fire in the theaa luxuriant head "of hair. Xear ter, whereupon the young lord was then sat a stout partv with a shin-' among the first to bolt, "like a rabing dome that was almost destitute, bit' out of the building. Returnof hirsute covering. ing leisurely to the club, Mr. WilThe two friends exchanged face- Hams found there his young friend tious remarks about filvered locks, quietly smoking a cigar, then indulged in some pleasantries! "What on earth made you bolt about the "thinning of the thatch," that way? You seemed frightened with casual references to doorknobs out of your wits (not a difficult matand billiard balls, much to the ter perhaps). Don't you know that

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to the evident discomfiture of the baldheaded man. The talk finally developed into an argument on the cause of baldness, and after considerable jocularity the pair turned to the pearly pated stranger, and one said: "Mv friend and I have been dis-

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mind telling us what you regard as the real cause of baldness?" The stranger wheeled about, eyed his questioners fiercely and snorted : "Brains!" Pittsburg Gazette.

got up and rushed out a panic woulfl ensue, with very likely fatal consequences? Why on earth couldn't you sit still, as I did? There was nothing serious the matter." Upon this, with the most patronizing air, the young gentleman replied, "Oh,

yes, tnat s very wen ior you, mit you've not just succeeded to a peer-

ma uoart raimere. "A movement was on foot for the alliance of King Charles of Württemberg and the Grand Duchess Olga of Russia," said an artist. "An emissary of the Russian court came to the young king, laid certain proposals before him and submitted a portrait in oils of tho royal lady. King Charlc3, after a close scrutiny, aid: "'This portrait flatters overmuch. The eyes are too large and brilliant, tho hair too abundant, tho complexion too flowerliko and the neck and arras too beautiful altogether.' " But, your majcjty,' said the astonished Russian, 'you do not know tho grand duchess.' " 'No said the king, but I know court painters.' " Spoke Well of Her. A preacher in the reign of Charles II. was to receive 10 if in his sermon at the funeral of Mme. Creswell he said nothing but well of her. She was rather a bad character and herself had dictated the

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Forced to Surrender. The young man had asked the father for his daughter and been refused. "Then you will not give me Jane ?" he hoarsely demanded. "I didn't speak in Volapuk, did I?" sneered Jane's father. The young man paused at the door.

"I am considered a good looking fellow." he said. "Ladies turn and

stare after me as I pass along the street. Your cook smiled at me tonight while I lingered at the side

door. I returned the smile. Now

I will follow up this favorable impression. I will make love to the cook. In a week wo will elope 1" Tho old man turned pale. "Don't talk like that!" he gasped. "You wouldn't be cruel enough to rob us of our cook! No. nol Not

mother wordl Jane is yours 1"

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Jellying the Parent.

"Why did you chuck that baby under the chin?" asked the man.

"It is 6uch an ugly little sinner'

"That is why I chucked him,"

aid the woman. "I wanted to make hia parents feel happy. I always pet tho ugly babies. Pretty babies

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gcrs that their parents take it as a

matter of course. It is the fathers and mothers of homely babies who

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notico how pleased that couple looked? I don't suppose anybody ever petted that baby before except

themselves. They'll think a let more of the youngster after thia."

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